James Corden is a crybaby cunt.
Heard about leftie baldie cunt Patrick Stewart ripping the piss out of celebrity fake cunt and piece of work lard bucket James Corden?
The woke cunts and social media pricks are all up in arms because the obnoxious lardarse has been ‘fat shamed’ by a seemingly pissed Stewart. I personally think that it’s fucking hilarious.
That fat obnoxious cunt talks to people like absolute crap and he’s as fake as Bruce Jenner’s twat. Yet, when the fat fuck is on the receiving end, the lardy shit starts blubbing. Boo fucking hoo.
There aren’t many things that are more pleasurable than watching that fat horrible cunt get some overdue payback. And the lardarse only ‘apologised’ to those restaurant staff because he was caught doing it. God knows how many times he’s done it in other places to other people, the fat cunt.
And as much as I dislike him, I have to say well done, Patrick. Cunt though he is.
Nominated by Norman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4b2HiWjUE
I’ll get in before anybody else does! Enjoy!
Morning all.
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I like Ricky 🙃
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I always watch award “shows” as I’m hoping the roof falls in..
Alas it hasn’t happened yet but hope springs eternal.
I wasn’t aware of this spat but wouldn’t it have been fun if the fat one had picked the old luvvie who promptly fell off the stage and died.
Corden could then have caught AIDS in prison thus resolving his morbid obesity once and for all.
Panto of handbag clutching cunts.
Good shout Norman.
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Fuck off phone
Punched not picked
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Two cunts for the price of one.
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Where do we start for a kickoff ? Probably a boot in the bollocks from my steel toe caps.
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I bet James has that aftershave/shit fragrance wafting around him all the time.
You can just tell.
Boris Johnson has the same look about him an all.
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Stale spunk and Old Spice.
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Kristen Horner is a cunt Mis but I do fancy his Mrs.
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I still have MUTV for my sins and once witnessed this fat cunt actually making the United players laugh in a training session. I wrote to channel and got no reply. Probably too embarrassed. I’m still contemplating in having it removed. Well, what’s a fiver a month anyway.
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You probably realised I wrote to complain to MUTV.
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DPRK anti aircraft gun treatment. A smaller bullet would not work.
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Green peace poster boy: whale.
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He should of ‘talent shamed’ the fat bastard while he was at it. Anyway didn’t he dine out for years on being ‘the fat one’ in Gavin and Stacy? I thought being fat along with black and trans was some kind of fucking superpower nowadays.
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James is rude to waitresses.
Gives it the ‘ big I am’.
Shows what a wanker he is.
Bullying junior staff who can’t answer back
I’d of served him a nice cup of boiling water and sugar right in the fuckin kisser.
Don’t bother to tip me you fat dosser
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“Protoplasmic Piffle” – I like that.
Are you Boris Johnson?
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He’s a fat cunt and he needs to own it.
This restaurant debacle is a load of dog shit and he tried justifying it by saying he didn’t jump up and down, do the truffle shuffle or swear.
Fact is your an entitled fat cunt who thinks he spesh.
Patrick Baldcunt, I take my hat of to you sir.
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I quite enjoyed the Late late show with that nice Lowlander bloke Craig Ferguson (aka Ben Hitler), then that corpulent unfunny woke cunt took over. What a shower of shite. Fat cunt, hope a tranny buggers him to death.
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By US standards he is probably classed as anorexic but his stupid fat head is fucking annoying especially his fat fucking gob.
Fuck knows what the yanks see in him.
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We can eradicate the likes of this fat cunt and others alike of their popularity once and for all, by fictitiously advertising events where these nonentities are to appear, then cull the audience for starting the disease in the first place.
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I’d firstly be fascinated to hear the fans reasons why before meeting their end.
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I’d say Stewart is a far bigger cunt than Corden. At least he is not an elderly old theatrical duckie, with a beard at home vouchsafing his champagne socialist ant-Brexit/Pro Gimmigrant views.
If I had to be stuck in a lift with either of them, I’d go for Corden, every time. Stewart reminds me of a very elderly poofter reeking of iced pansy water. I think that bump on the head Stewart got years ago made him less than the full shilling – in his dressing room he was applying a little toilet water,when the seat fell on his head. You can be sure he will be living in the UK for a few weeks each year if Kweer gets into power – then fucking off when his taxes go up.
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Push him onto a train track.Unfunny.
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A talentless and rude lard-ass. God knows what the Americans see in this git. It’s certainly not the looks, or the humour or the sparkling personality. Must be the novelty value that he’s British. Anyway, they can keep the cunt.
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They identify with him.
Fat brain-dead cunt😁
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I sometimes think I’m in a parallel universe. Each to their own, and people have different likes and dislikes, but this blob is up there with Mrs Brown’s Boys as a total load of shite that I cannot fathom why anyone would like it.
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Nor Gavin &Stacey for me. Had to watch it because of Mrs P. The woman with the dark hair. She talked in a clipped way. How on earth that was funny. And poor Rob Brydon. If he did a funny impersonation that might have been something. But no. Just a hopeless story.
Waiting for it to end I remember I was.
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And everyone ‘raving’ about it. Same with Mrs Brown’s Boys at the beginning. The funniest thing on television when it started. I could never see it.
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Mrs. Brown’s Boys is honest to goodness filth. No pretentions, no denials of the innuendo. It’s an honest show, unlike that old poofter Stewart pretending he is one of us – one of them, more like it. Then I used to love Nearest & Dearest years ago with Hylda Baker and Jimmy Jewel – they hated each other but the show worked,despite that, because it had no illusions.
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Ah James Corden. About as funny as a terminal illness diagnosis. Also a CUNT.
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He was rude to me in public I’d rip his shirt off and shout loudly
“Look at him! Go on!
Look at him!
He’s got tits!
He’s a disgrace!
He’s no more than a walking pork scratching!
And he could bask in the repulsed judgement of his peers.
Then I’d pour salt on him like a slug.
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Corden punches way above his weight which is impressive given what a fat obnoxious prick he is. Living off a sitcom which was never funny anyway. Do a Mr Creosote and explode.
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It was handbags between the bald, woke, try-hard turd and the fat, woke, try-hard turd. Put them in a ring but instead of handbags, arm these cunts with chainsaws.
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He just reminds me of my former ‘Team Leader’ (there’s a cunting in its own right) in a former job. A big headed fat fuck with the same mannerisms and a legend in his own vast lunchbox. As you may have guessed he was a fucking cunt also. Patrick ‘Alien 3’ head Stewart is a fucking twat also.
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I’ve looked online for reasons to why people like this cunt and all I can find is why he’s disliked. Nobody likes the fat cunt. I think his parents are paying companies to keep their son in work, to prevent him from bothering them. Why don’t they poison the fat twat instead and do us all a favour.
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Rat poison in his 12 course meals
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Whatever he has done there is no need of personal abuse.
The fat bastard.
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“found traces of egg white in his egg yolk pomelette”
Fuck my old boots, such horror.
A sign of the times, hopefully sultry land whale, Lizzo can sit on his face and wipe his chin. .I’d buy that for a dollar.
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Da fuck is a ‘pomelette’ ? English eggs ??
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The golden rule is never to complain in restaurants, otherwise you will be on a diet of shit, spunk and piss. Let’s hope this cheeky fat cut continues to do so, for all our sakes. An unwell chief can be a blessing in disguise.
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It’s a good job hitmen are missing their targets, otherwise the job we dedicated ourselves doing for free wouldn’t excised. We ought to be thankful for that I suppose.
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Fuck me, is that cunt still alive? Forgot he existed.
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Another in a long list of talentless bastards, to add to ant and dick, pip schofield and airhead holly.
Paddy mcfuckhead and Gary linecunt.
Thank fuck its the weekend.
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I think that open top bus tour around LA with Harry ffucking-Halfwhitt really went to the fat twat’s head.
Wasn’t he also accused of plagerising some of Ricky Gervais’s material?
Living proof of how far you can go with a no talent but a huge brassneck.
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