Celebrities who use/invent shit for self promotion

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Celebrities who use/invent shit for self promotion are massive cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64809475

So I was just reading the news and something popped up about that lucky in life cunt, Ed Cuntran. So now this cunt has decided, call it coincidence if you like, to reveal to the world that his wife developed a tumour……………..just as the cat being fisted by a toblerone sounding cunt releases a new album

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64803529

Then you have the, would have been a Mcdonalds employee, Mel B, deciding to share once again with the world about her not wanting to call when she ‘suffered’ domestic abuse. Ironically, and again, she must have thought it would add weight to the subject, she has to mention a book she brought out

There are probably countless others, but these two appeared today…………….fuck my hat with a rag man’s trumpet

Nominated by DryItchyCunt.

57 thoughts on “Celebrities who use/invent shit for self promotion”

  1. ‘Celebrities’ always seem to have a ‘my secret heartache’ or ‘the night I almost died’ story to tell. Usually when they’ve got a book or record to punt.

    Morning all.

    • Yes, they always forget to mention that they don’t have to use the NHS and wait months for a screening or years for an operation because they can afford to go private. Gary Lineker being an oppressed POC and Sam Smith being…well whatever…are two shit fizzing gripes.

    • Not quite the same scenario, but similar.

      When i see the line up of graham norton, jonathon ross, the one show…..etc etc (all a pile of dogshit btw)

      It is just a line up of cunts who have a new record, book, film,play or lifestyle to promote…just one big fucking advert. They only agree to go on, if their agent negotiates whatever they have to promote has sufficient airtime. Otherwise they simply don’t give a fuck.

      All these promrammes should come with a product placement warning like shit shows like ant and dec ot x factor do.

      • The fawning over Philip Schofield sickening too, particularly that simpering fag hag Lorraine Kelly.

        “Och, the poor lad, all those years in the broom cupboard, up to his oxters Lubbocking Gordon the Gopher is now a beautiful wee butterfly, free tae be his true self”…blub. Or something like that.

    • Very true. The never ending “Garraway Saga” is a splendid example.(Poor bugger Derek}

      • On a positive note, as derick is fucked, i am quite happy to come over and be very rude with Kate……do him a favour sort of thing.

  2. How many of these cunts could write a book without someone who actually can write books doing it for them 😂

    Why do these cunts want to ‘share’, I have no interest in anyone I don’t know, what they do, don’t do, issues. All cunts.

    Fucking budget today, more fucking tax payer money will be wasted on the usual shit.

    • Yeah. Agree. My wife often comes home with stories about her work colleagues who I dont know and their family issues and I’m like ‘meh, whatever’

      Other night it was ‘I work with a woman called julie, she was really upset today….her husbands been diagnosed with prostate cancer’

      I’m, like ;grunt’

      ‘You could at least show some concern…he’s got cancer, it’s not good’

      Fucking hell love, you are asking me to be compassionate and emotional over some womans (who i dont know) husband who has cancer (who i also dont know) i mean…what the fuck….I aint interested and nor should I be.

      Fuck sake.

      • Unless….

        Wife comes home with, there is a woman at work, absolutely gorgeous and is desperate for a threesome, would you be up for that.

        But I doubt that happens other than in my fantasies 😂

      • Well….hopefully, this bird at work has also got an equally nice mate….I wouldn’t want t threesome which included the wife ffs!

    • I note now the books been out and excess unsold stock now going to the shredders, markle and the ginger cunt have gone quiet over ther ‘struggles’ and ‘persecution’

      They are a fucking good example for this nom.

  3. Aye whenever Katie Price needs a new arsehole there’s a book out..

    Or the other way round.

    Fuck knows.

  4. Cult of Celebrity Knobheads, or cock for short.

    Thing is if you did buy Prices latest book and wiped your nose cock or arse on it she wouldn’t give a flying fuck. Just another Poundland sale towards her next surgery. Apparently her face is peeling off like Ash in Alien when he’s blowtorched.

  6. I often think how much of a failure MY life must be , if I find I have to buy a book to read about someone elses.

    • When he went on about how he was bullied for being black.

      I bet the little tell teacher goody goody arselick was bullied. Perfect split the kipper and head down the bog fodder. But for being black? Nah. He was probably bullied for being what he is now. A bullshitting snide sneaky lying cunt.

    • Gary Lineker anyone? If I read that the cunt had been suffocated with one of his own pillows, I’d simply have to raise a glass.

      Chin chin.

  8. Ed Sheeran, is that the cunt who married his childhood sweetheart. Well I said sweetheart they split up but then miraculously got back with him once his net worth was about 100 million

    • I wonder what made her marry Sheercunt?

      Ugly as fuck.
      Ginger cunt.
      Scruffy twat.
      Dull and soulless.
      Excrement as music.
      Personality like a wet mop.
      Millionaire.✔

      I think we’ve got it.🙄

      • Like the question asked of Debbie McGee (I think by Caroline Aherne) – “so what attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels”.

    • Sheercunt probably also has a knob like a Cheesy Wotsit. It’s amazing how all these plug ugly but rich celebrities get these fit birds, isn’t it?😉

      Look at Rio Ferdicunt. Looks like a Simpsons reject crossed wih Plug from the Bash Street Kids, yet he has had more tarts than Mr Kipling. Then there’s that cunt Steve Coogan, who shacked up with a Page 3 bird (she left him eventually, of course). Vic Reeves and his glamour model tart. And that snake with specs Linaker and his lingerie model Mrs (ex). Money really does talk….

  9. So many of these celebricunts do this shit.

    Lily Mong and her non-existent racist taxi driver. Non-existent because he doesn’t bloody exist and he never did. The lying coked up spaz.

    David Beckham and his ‘OCD’. I have witnessed OCD first hand, and it can destroy people and lead to suicide. Beckham wanting his coke cans in order is not the same thing. Attention seeking little shit.

    Gary Lineker (naturally) being a victim of racial abuse. The racial abuse he never mentioned when his England team mates (Barnes, Walker, Parker) were getting real racist abuse and bananas chucked at them. Could it be Gary is a lying virtue signaling bastard? Without a doubt.

    Numerous tales and bullshit from Skeletor Spice, Beckham’s Mrs (way too many to mention).

    And EastEnders dyke and Stallone clone, Natalie Cassidy. One of the biggest media whores this country has ever produced. During her brief time away from NeverEnders, this cunt was on the front of those crappy wimmins magazines every week. Everything from her diet ‘hell’ to how she sold her soul to the devil.

    Coleen Nolan. Another media prossie, who has told numerous rags everything about herself. Mostly made up and about how she was/is a fat cunt who can’t hold on to a bloke or whining how she is addicted to sex or chocolate, the fat slag.

    Madogga. So many stunts and lies, it’s unbelievable. When David Bowie died, the old witch ‘eulogised’ him and claimed to have seen him live when she was a kid. But Bowie fans/ experts laughed when she got the year, the venue and the name of the tour totally wrong. Talking out of her snatch as usual. Also, she uses tales of her ‘rape’ to gain feminist points. Every time she tells this story, the amount of people and where it happened changes. She also worked with convicted rapist, Mike Tyson. And they are just examples of what a lying self serving cunt she is.

    Those Birds of a Feather cunts. The fat one and the Loose Women relic. Wimmins magazine fodder and, like Nolan, they inform the press if they change their knickers or go for a shit.

    • Is Loose Women still on? It was one of the reasons we dumped TV years ago. Even the Mrs ended up thinking it was shite…

  10. WTF is a celebrity?? To me they are some stuck up loudmouth bullshitter who serves no useful purpose. If they all fucked off and died there wouldn’t be any need for celebrity quiz shows. I wouldn’t miss any of the fucking cunts.

  11. Paul McCartney. Why, with his past, he does this sort of shit even now is very cuntish.

    Always reminding the media how he was the ‘first’ Beatle to do this or that. ‘I was the first one to be avant garde. I did it before John did’. Never shutting up about how he was really the ‘cool’ and ‘way out one’ in the Beatles..Who gives a fucking shit? His putting the Lennon-McCartney songs into percentages is also very petty, childiish and cuntish. ‘Eleanor Rigby was 20% John and 80% Me.’ What does it matter? Just split it 50/50, you egotsirical Scouse cunt.

    Also, the bug eyed thumbs aloft cunt does ‘revision’ like a master. One renowned Beatles expert/writer once said ‘It’s a shame John and George are dead. Because at least you’d get the truth out of them. It’s no good asking Paul about Beatles history. because he changes history all the time and whenever it suits him.’

    Just like the ‘history’of ‘Blackbird’. In 1968, when the White Album was released, both McCuntney and Lennon said in interviews that the song was simply about a Blackbird. The feathered ones that eat worms and make a lovely noise. But in recent years Macca has endlessly gobbed off about how the song is about civil rights and an actual black bird (bird as in woman). He now peddles the song as a feminist and anti-racist anthem for blacks and wimmin. What a cunt.

    • And George Harrison had it on the money around 1984. An Aussie TV host said to him ‘Paul MCartney is saying he wants to re-do and play some Beatles songs and make an album out of it (the diabolical ‘Give My Regards To Broad Street’). What do you think of that?’

      George replied, ‘Well, it’s because he’s got no good new songs of his own and they are all shit.’

      GH RIP

      • Although a bit of a cunt (who isn’t), John Lennon’s lyrical mastery makes McCuntly look like a Sixth Form Morrisey wannabe.

        “The only thing you did was Yesterday!”

        Fucking “A” John.

  12. Me Me Me.
    Autism, ADHwhatever, my fucking journey through the hell of dyslexia, racism, innit, I was thought to be bleck at school etc etc.

    Fucking oxygen thieves.

  13. Whenever these cunts have a book out they have to come up with some bullshit story to sell it. The more boring they are the more sensational the story.
    For example, globalist whore Gina ‘banana gob’ Miller. ….. gang raped outside Whitechapel station……never told anyone, never went to the Police or the hospital 400 yds down the road.
    Fucking liar.
    Lord ‘fat guts’ Prescott…..suffered from Bulimia…… fucking hell, he must have shifted some food if he was chucking it back up again. A couple of lorry loads a day I would reckon.
    Lying fat bastard.

    • It’s like every time a book comes out about Brian Jones, they always have the ‘he was murdered’ revelation bollocks to try and sell it. There is no real evidence or proof that he was murdered and there never will be. The lad was stoned, he drowned and that was that. The fact that ex-girlfriends and relatives are still cashing in on a man who died in 1969 via the ‘book industry’is very cuntish and crass.

    • Whitechapel Station is fucking constantly busy .

      There’s no way that happened , not in a million years

  14. That fucking whingeing septic lana del cunt moaning about her name not being high enough on the shit pleb fest that is glastonBBCury and threatening to pull out, so the knobs at eavis towers rewrote the posters. Cunts.

    • Awww bless. We won’t be able to see her breathe into the microphone and pass it off as singing. The talentless hipster slag.

      Then again, the ‘Glasto’ people could always play her simulated rape video…

      • That Ginger fisheyed cunt Sheeran,
        His wife has a tumour?

        Yeah it’s called Ed
        But it pays the bills.

        Looking for pity
        Well there’s none on here you moaning little cunt.

        Millions an millions £££
        Everything you’d ever want ,
        Your family taken care of financially for centuries.

        And your bird has a boil?

        Fuck her.👎

      • Fucking love Porridge.

        Barrowclough ‘How did you hear about my wife’s boil?’

        Fletcher ‘Leaked out…’

  17. I had a huge boil on my nose that burst and exploded everywhere, while I was queuing up in the chemist, pus in Boots….

  18. Not just celebritards but scumbag politicians use it too. Like Joe Biden whose son Beau died of brain cancer and then died again later serving in the Gulf.

    A very original and dare I say righteous cunting!

  19. I fucking hate this cunt. Unfortunately, methinks this is some PR company’s doing, hovering over a cauldron as they do.

    PR Cunt: So, ginge. I hear you’re back in the studio

    Ed Cunt: Yeah, it’s all about Lizzo now and I am so 2018 I thought I need to get back on the horse and make some tunes. All the gangsters no longer want to do collaborations with me and no one is suing me for copyright at the moment so I’m not in the news and feeling a bit lonely and sad

    PR Cunt: Poor little ginge, man up you cunt. You make the tunes, we make the spin. Now, to make people buy your tripe again we need something, a hook, a connection that the mugs out there will trip over themselves to listen to you slop – what shall we say?

    Ed Cunt: well, er. I did break a fingernail last Monday and on Wednesday had my back, sack and crack done.

    PR Cunt: shut up you cunt. I mean something bad, agonising, something that will stab at the hearts of all the cunts out there and make them literally give you money

    Ed Cunt: OK, hmmm. Well, normally it takes me 30 minutes to write 12 songs beucase most of the time I rip off other artists but I was busy being sued last year and porking my wife so didn’t have the time. However, we have a lovely new child now but it did take a toll on my wife

    PR Cunt: Fuck me, that’s it your wife

    Ed Cunt: What, you want to fuck her too?

    PR Cunt: No, she looks like a horse, but she’s usable, tangible, expendable, an ‘asset’ for cash. Ginger cunts Trojan Horse. Yes… we will cobble some story about something that happened during pregnancy, mix it up with some other shite, throw in mental health and have a PR wank over the industry with a climax of a fountain of jizzy bullshit and hey presto – ginge cunt has his comeback!

  20. I have suffered years of self-abuse at the hands – and voice – of Penny M.
    I claim compo for knackered eyesight, hairy palms, and wanker’s elbow.

  21. The ones i love the most are the cunts who make a point of being filmed donating £50 to a homeless guy while saving thousands on advertising, with a massive condescending smile, or the cunts doing the begging adds for starving kids in war zones around the world, are they doing it for free…..are they fuck
    Its not charity when your benefiting more than the cost you cunts….

    • It baffles me how Sheercunt is so massive. He is dull, right through to his boots. And his music is totally soulless.

      Like that other chav magnet, Adele. She can only sing in one key, and the songs are absolute shite. ‘I’m gonna set fire to the rain’. How the fuck do you do that? Daft fucking bitch. Still, after her self improvement and weight loss I would ride her like a Blackpool Donkey. She’d be good in a porno flick.

  23. And Brendan Cox. Husband of Saint Jo of the Blessed Cox.

    When that EU loving migrant sucking bitch copped it, she was canonised by the woke media and the left wing loonies and her ‘grieving’ husband didn’t half milk it.. Of course, it turned out that he was a right creep and pest to the ladies.

  24. Another one here. Paddy McGuinness’s tart saying she was diagnosed as ‘autistic’ at the age of 33. Yeah, right, Not paying and throwing chairs at school? In other words, she was an uncontrolable pain in the arse and a troublemaker.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64953941

  25. Sick of hearing about their so called sorrows, whether it’s a new basement or medical procedure.

  26. Really though who buys these “five minute wonder” celeb books …when I plod through Tesco’s most of the celeb books have been half priced it all seems very here today and gone tomorrow if I get a book to look through it’s usually a fifty pence job from the charity shop bollocks to paying a tenner for some celebs twaddle fest or read the tabloids it’s full of the same tripe.

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