Jeremy Corbyn MP (30)

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In the dead of darkest night, the door of a crypt in Islington has creaked open, and out has staggered the decaying political corpse of Jeremy Corbyn. I think it’s fair to say that he’s not a happy zombie.

IsAC readers will be aware that The Jezza is currently suspended from Labour Party membership, and meantime sits as an independent in the House of Commons.

Now Labour leader Sir Weird Charmer has stated that Jezza will not be allowed to stand as an official Labour candidate at the next election, a decision that has left the People’s Champion with a popping vein in his forehead.

‘I’ve championed the rights of the proletariat and champagne socialists in Islington North for nigh on a hundred years’ raged the Mickey Mouse Marxist yesterday, or possibly the day before. ‘I won’t be elbowed aside by our vain and inglorious so-called leader. It’s for the party apparatchiks of the People’s Republic of Islington to decide on their candidate, not some cunt who can’t even get off the fence on the issue of whether or not a woman can have a cock’.

Acolytes of the two time election losing former leader were quick to leap to his defence. Jezza’s erstwhile squeeze Diane Abbott claimed that Charmer was a former friend who now wanted to get him kicked out of the party. ‘He’s a former friend who now wants to get him kicked out of the party’, fumed Abbott yesterday, or possibly the day before. ‘I’m so mad that this morning, I put my shoes on the wrong feet, and my drawers on back to front’ she fizzed, before adding ruefully ‘mind you, that’s not an unusual occurrence on my part innit’.

Clearly Jezza isn’t going to take this lying down and will likely challenge Charmer’s decision, leading to chaos while we all look on gleefully. So let the rumble in the Islington jungle commence. It’s Weird ‘Brylcreem Boy’ Charmer v Jeremy ‘Stings Like a Bee’ Corbyn.

Seconds out, round one *clang*

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

95 thoughts on “Jeremy Corbyn MP (30)”

  1. It was the Jews that did for me!
    The Jews that run the world in shadowy cabals,
    They control the media and are all millionaires’

    Said multi millionaire Jeremy.

    Both him and his brother have something wrong with them.

    Sort off partial mitmots,
    Their dad must of damaged his Jacobs or something?

    Resulting in sons that are scrawny mentals.

    I don’t blame Starmer for blocking him from the Labour party.

    He looks sure to win the next general election,
    Jeremy led them to their greatest defeat.

    He’s toxic.

    • I can’t wait for a Labour government and a PM who doesn’t know what a woman is.

      Afternoon Mis.

      • I doubt you’ll notice much difference from the one we have now.

        Afternoon Herman 👍

    • He may be toxic but he’s also the gift that keeps on giving.

      Thanks to Corbyn (and Boris Johnson’s lies about an “oven ready Brexit”) and Farage pulling out half his Brexit candidates to give the Tories a free run in 2019, Johnson got an 80 seat majority, allowing him and his thick as mince cronies to fuck up the country beyond even my expectations!

      Comrade Corbyn spent 30 years+ campaigning to leave the EU, before he cynically switching sides at the last minute to vote Remain… At least Michael Foot had the integrity as Labour leader to stick by his principles and produce an honest manifesto that included withdrawal from the EU and unilateral nuclear disarmament, two fundamental policies Corbyn spent his entire political life supposedly campaigning for yet went unaccountably quiet about after becoming Labour leader… 🤔

  2. I don’t like Corbyn and never have, BUT Kweer Charmer not only liked him, but sat in his shadow cabinet for three years, was a more than willing participant in trying to thwart Brexit, and canvassed for him to become PM of this country in 2019.

    Starmer is nothing more than a flabby faced ponce, and you can’t believe a word he says. Corbyn was dangerous, but then so is Adolf Starmer.

    • You’re right. Back then Starmzy backed him and his policies to the hilt, defended him against accusations of anti Semitism and generally licked his scabby commie arse. Now he wants as much distance as he can between himself and old Steptoe. But that’s the grubby world of politics. You lie through your arse and then lie again. You should know that Jezza so stop fucking moaning.

  6. In one corner a demented anti-semite who’s never met a terrorist he didn’t like.

    In the other a fence sitting numpty without a single policy to turn this country around.

    Only one way to settle this…..

    Who fucking cares finished work time for a cold beer.

    All politicians are vermin..

  7. Fucking hell i thought this mad,wizened old fossil was dead, i suppose when the present collection of useless fucktards are as bad as we have now, i shouldnt be surprised this shit kicking,attention seeking, pretend communist thinks hes might be able to slide back up the greasy S bend that is our parliament, god bless them.
    Where the fuck is the modern equivalent of Guy Fawkes when you need him.
    That would solve some issues, Billy Connolly may as well be running the country at this point.
    The question is would anyone actually notice if we were suddenly without the ship of fools, probably not, the only thing we would notice , is the difference in the coffers without their ever more imaginative ways to skim the cream and line their own pockets……cunts one and all, but especially Corbyn

    • Between 2018 and 2020 Belgium went nearly 2 years without an elected Government. Nobody noticed or gave a shit.

      • As long as there is enough mayonnaise to put on their chips, the Tin Tin botherers don’t care.

  8. One thing about Jez, he doesn’t change, been a looney lefty for ever, unlike the cunt who sadly will be PM in 2 years time.

    Given the choice, I would take Jez, Starmer is complete cunt.

    • Theres not a single candidate in any party I’d vote for.

      All scum.

      I’ll never vote Tory or labour again,
      And liberal although never voted for them anyway.

      Bring forth the new Oliver Cromwell!!

      Time for a purge.

    • I wouldn’t worry to much SOI.

      I give him a year before the rise of the HOC apes, force him out..

  9. I liked old steptoe, you knew where you were with him. Also when the magic grandpa was at the helm labour had no chance of power.
    Poor daft Cunt

  10. I helped keep this lunatic OUT of number 10 in 2019.unfortunately,I also helped IN a spineless cunt who,just 4 months later would go on to declare war on most logical thinking people of this once great nation.
    The choices we make.

  11. Your mentioning of Diane Abbott`s drawers makes me somewhat queasy. But rather more confusing is how she manages to squeeze into her unmentionables without the assistance of an industrial baling machine.

    • I have it on good authority that when HMS Victory needed new rigging at it’s berth in Portsmouth, Diane kindly donated one of her old thongs for the job.

      • FFS the thought of her gusset, the fucking pong and colour of that piece of material keeps popping into my head now. I’ve lost two stone already.

  12. You know, I sometimes wonder if I have been in a deep coma for the last three and a bit years and Corbyn won that fucking election after all. It’s the only thing that makes any sense. As Bob Dylan said……the times they are a changing.

    • It’s ok. Instead of a crazed commie dictator we just got Boris, who…
      Awww shit 😞😞😞

  13. Just another turd in the cesspit of politics.

    I hope one day they drown in it.

    Backstabbing shithouse cunts.

  14. You mean he’s still alive?
    Last time I clapped eyes on Corbyn, he was staring at a ballot box and looking as gutted as Donald Pleasance at the end of Escape From New York, when Bandstand Boogie starts playing.
    I almost felt sorry for him. Almost…

  15. Don’t like what somebody has to say?

    Label them an anti Semite.

    That’s it. Argument won, career and reputation of the accused in ruins for all eternity.

    Works every time.

    Apparently historian and archeologist Neil Oliver is now teetering on the brink of being an anti Semite for questioning the behaviour of nefarious governments.

    MP or former MP, Andrew Bridgen is also an anti Semite according to that beacon of political integrity, virus and vaccine expert Matt Hancock.

  16. If only Jezza had been caught eating some birthday cake during lockdown then the media could have forced him out into the political wilderness long ago instead of hanging around like a slug of shite clinging to the arse of the Labour Party.

  17. I think Jeremy and his Islington chums were anti-Semitic Herman.

    He liked a terrorist funeral,
    Specifically Palestinian ones.

    I’m a fan of Israel simply because it upsets every Muslim on the planet.

    As for Jews as a people,
    No issue with them,
    Don’t think about them really,

    I like my racism honest.
    If they hate other races say so.

    I don’t like the snidey way they say it’s Zionism.
    Just say they hate Jews.

    Don’t try to make out it’s a politic human rights issue.

    Besides Gene Wilder was a Jew, and I won’t say a word against him🙂

      • I doubt Diane knows what day of the week it is most days LL.

        Bruce Willis has forgotten more than Diane will ever know.

    • Aye any thorn in the side of the camel mitherers is a delight to me.

      Big fan of Israel and their “take no shit from anyone”..

      I’m particularly keen on their outstanding assassination of Iranian nuclear scientists.

      Lovely stuff.

    • Good points there MNC. All the left wing anti Semites unsuccessfully attempt to hide their anti Jewish hatred behind the guise of what they regard as respectable anti Zionism. They ain’t fooling anyone.

  18. He might be like that bad smell that lingers in the bathroom first thing, but I kind of have a sneaking regard for old Steptoe in a way. He’s as mad as a box of frogs, but he doesn’t try to be all things to all men to smarm his way to a vote.

    Afternoon all.

    • Could a Labour government led by Corbyn have been any worse than what we’ve ended up with before and since?

      The old and much derided “magic money tree” that Corbyn was accused of wanting to shake for imaginery extra funding has certainly been plucked of its never ending fruits by the fake Conservatives since 2019.

      Lockdowns
      Furlough schemes.
      PPE.
      5 Star Hotels and various accommodation for the 3rd world.

      Funny how things turn out isn’t it.

      • Track and Trace.

        How the hell could anybody forget Track and Trace.

        That didn’t cost very much at all did it plus it certainly wasn’t a complete failure and waste of time either.

        Afternoon Ron.

  19. I was 100% behind this beacon of hope, with his totally believable sensible policies, until I saw him on the news once when he turned down a one way street the wrong way on his bike.

    • That’s just normal for any cunt on a bike in Londonstabistan. You’ll be expecting them to stop at traffic lights and zebra crossings next.

  21. At least you know where you stand with comrade Jezza. Now with Smarmer is blowning about like the proverbial fart in a storm.

  22. Yet another failed Marxist eejit who just won’t take the hint.
    Has anyone got him in the Deadpool?

  23. And just to think this tired little Marxist fart had a chance to become el’presidente of the UK on two different elections.
    I’m glad Dame Kweer suspended the commie cunt. Karma for being an absolute quisling traitorous sell out cunt.
    Vile little rat-bastard, weasel dick scroat.

  24. It’s funny how left wing loonies and agitators like Corbyn and the equally odious George Galloway are in total agreement with the right wing loonies when it comes to the war in Ukraine. Who would have thought you could see Corbyn shoulder to shoulder with skum like Tommy Robinson? Fringe mentals assemble!
    Over in the US, it’s the same, but their right wing loons are called the GOP.
    From lying Ron DeSantis, Matt Gaetz, and the gruesome twosome, Lauren Boebert who doesn’t want weapons sent to Ukraine but happily gives assault rifles to her young children, and Marjory Tailor Green, a completely unhinged harpie who wants the red states to ‘divorce’ the blue states, and thinks US wildfires are caused by Jewish space lasers. There’s another cunt who has proposed the AR15 should become a symbol of America, and fuck what the victims of gun crime and grieving parents think. What would Jesus do? Why, lock and load of course.
    Meanwhile, as Biden visits Kyiv, which lives under constant missile threat, looking to all the world like a president, his lying bloated predecessor visits Palestine (obviously not the real one, there will never be a tacky Trump Tower there) for a photo opportunity, handing out Trump branded bottles of water to a town that is still reeling from a train derailment, one that might have not occurred if Trump hadn’t repealed Obama era legislation that required these trains to have better brakes fitted.
    Still, a bottle of Trump water eh, much better than a roof over your head.

    • Asked by John Pienaar (on Times Radio) if he admired Zelensky as a leader, Corbyn replied:
      “I don’t know… I’ve never met him.”
      Fucking priceless!

      • She is fucking batshit crazy, and she’s a sitting member of the national security Council.
        She wants to be vice president too. Scary.

  26. As I said the other day, to me old muck spreader, Jeremy Clarkson:
    “I HATE Corbyn.”
    Not on a cellular level, like I hate Boris Johnson or Ian Huntley,
    But at night I am unable to sleep, as I lie there grinding my teeth and dreaming of the day when he is made to parade naked through the streets of Islington North, While the crowds chant:
    “Britain hater! Antisemite! IRA/Hamas terrorist lover!” and throw lumps of excrement at him.
    Everyone who’s my age thinks the same way.
    But what makes me despair is that younger people,
    Especially millennials, think he’s pretty cool…
    At this point Clarkson accused me of plagiarism and punched me on the nose.

    • I’m the opposite MJB.
      I drift into the land of Nod ONLY if I imagine idiot politicians being pelted with shite and public humiliation.

      It’s normally that little mong the Suntan kid running in his Norman Wisdom suit as the mob closes in.

      I sleep with a evil grin on my face.

  28. Fuck Commy Corbyn.

    And while the Ukraine board has been closed down, I’ll go off road here, on this anniversary and say…..

    Fuck Putin.

    Fuck Russia.

    Victory to Ukraine.

    🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧

    • I wholeheartedly agree.
      Fuck Putin and fuck Russia.
      And fuck their western lickspittle enablers too.

  29. Corbyn is a terrorist sympathiser.
    He hates Jews.
    A party started by the tribe.
    Labour MP’s having to given armed police protection at conference.
    Self hating Left wing Jews with this obsession about displaced Jordanian Arabs.
    Palestinian? No such thing.
    Palestine? No such place.
    He went to North Africa to pray at the graves of those who murdered Israeli’s.
    He called Hamas and Hezbollah his friends.
    How could he downplay anti Jewish racism?
    Would he have done the same if it was anti Black racism?
    Anti Zionism IS anti semitism.
    The left are totally obsessed with Israel and the Jews.
    Palestinian flag lanyards at conferences, fringe meetings at conference with terrorists.
    Stop the war: anti Jewish
    Socialist Workers Party: ditto.
    PCS union: rapidly obsessed about Israel: A country, the size of Wales, under constant threat yet turned the desert into a metropolis.
    Religious freedom,freedom of speech, LGBTQIA+ rights. Muslim ministers, Muslim judges,colonels,even ambassadors.
    Corbyn is a traitor to the UK.
    Let him go and live in Gaza.
    No LGBTQIA+ rights there .
    No Religious freedoms and no interest in pronouns or trans rights.

  30. As Milo said: Gays’ for Palestine: “probably the stupiderst people to walk the face of the earth”

    How can a group of people campaign for a population that would throw them off a roof?

    Remind me: when is the next gsy pride in Ramallah?

      • I’m not usually one to swear but fcuk me that’s a hard read. “Political limitations of hegemonic depoliticized LGBT frames”? WTF? Are the named authors of this sh!t, Maikey & Stelder, for real or was some demented AI asked to generate an example of a word salad? The supercomputer Deep Thought from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy would struggle to make sense of that bollxs. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything was far easier in comparison.

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