Inane T-Shirts

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A cunting for t-shirts with inane bollocks written on them.

What a load of old wank t-shirts can be, really a nice simple comfy garment to troll around in but some people use then to convey a message.

I was wandering through a shop and came across ‘Old guys Rule’ t-shirts, what a fucking abomination these are, overprice shite with ‘amusing’ ditties written on them such as a mock up of the Dark Side of the Moon prism with ”The dark side of the shed” written on it.

There’s loads out there, mostly with Americanised crap such as Disney, route 66, some fucking college, Nirvana or whatever bollocks the ‘designer’ dreamed up in his lunch hour.

They are all fucking meaningless tat and you’re an extra special cunt if you cough up your hard earned on one. Or, indeed, on a ‘designer’ t-shirt, they boil my piss. Huge amounts of cash for a fucking sweatshop produced t-shirt so Tommy Hilfiger or some other rip-off merchant can buy another Roller, you must be mentally ill.

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Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

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91 thoughts on “Inane T-Shirts”

  1. I’d stick my bollocks in that fine filly in the pic. Even if the face is horsey the legs are lovely.

  2. Reminds me of those ridiculous “Frankie says……..” t shirts back in the mid 80s.

    I saw a bloke wearing one that said “I don’t give a FUCK what Frankie says”.

  3. Nought up with a nice plain t-shirt from Asda Value range, or even Primarni, although their habit of marketing stripy ones in Summer makes me want to boak.

  4. I did have one that said
    “There IS a Dog”
    It was a present. I wore it for gardening.

  5. T-shirts? I think not.
    A gentleman’s not properly attired unless he’s sporting a collar and cravat.
    You won’t find Jacob Rees-Mogg in a t-shirt.

  7. Phrooarrr!!! I wish the girl in the header pic was standing on a mirror.

    What was the nom about again?

    • I’m guilty of this.

      Johnny cash giving the world the finger

      Motorhead England

      Harry Callaghan shooting academy

      Eat the rich

      Quints chartered fishing trips

      I’ve loads.
      Some bloke in the pub said old fuckers shouldn’t wear t-shirts,
      Especially ‘band’ ones .

      But I’m shameless.

  8. I had a great deal of interesting comments when wearing my “I was raped by Michael Barrymore” t-shirt.

  9. Guilty your honour and i dont give a hoot. Two favourite t shirts of mine, the one that goes charlie uniform november tango and the clansman pub of craiglang courtesy of the fantastic Still Game.

  10. Younger bought me one.
    From that “Big Bang Theory”
    It says
    “I’m not insane, my Mother had me tested”
    Well, that’s a lie, my Mother didn’t!
    It’s still in the wrapper, if anyone wants it.

  11. The most inane one to my mind is the NYPD one with the shield. What a cliché that’s become.

    The wife bought me one a while ago which I like. It reads;

    ‘GCHQ: always listening to our customers’.

    Probably are as well…

    Evening all.

    • Oh, I also like;

      ‘I’m not a gynacologist, but I’ll have a look’ And

      ‘Kilroy was here. Heisenberg might have been’.

  12. Why don’t we make them up. “Not His Shirt” will be quite popular at the moment.

  13. I bought one back in the day.
    I Choked Linda Lovelace.

    Got one years ago with a devils face on that reads Gods busy can I help you?

    Like the nom says Inane

  18. I’ve seen those “I’m old” shirts on the internet. Slogans like “I fix things” and “I know things” , all of which may be true but you should leave bragging to the younger generation who don’t know shit and couldn’t fix fuck all. You just look like a cunt.
    I’m afraid I’ve got some band t shirts…..two Jimi Hendrix, two Jethro Tull and one with Poly Styrene saying “I am a cliche”. Nobody knows who they were anyway so fuck ‘em. Oh somebody bought me the classic Ramones shirt with the eagle logo on the front. First time in the wash all the logo and writing disappeared. Must have bought it in Brixton market the cheap bitch.

  19. I’d like a “What a load of old SHIT” one, to remind me of the Queen Mother…

  20. I have a Hard Rock Cafe Iceland t-shirt. I have never been either to a Hard Rock Cafe or Iceland. I also have a Cape Cod sweatshirt, which I bought in Falmouth MA because if worn under a half-open jacket it reads “APE CO”

    I still have an iron-on DIY t-shirt graphic kit, but as I do not own an iron, this remains unused. Cunt me if you must.

    • Don’t bother with the Hard Rock cafe Komodo.
      I’ve been.

      It doesn’t Rock 🤟

      I went on my 30th birthday they had Jimmy’s scooter from Quadrophenia,

      Full of wankers having meals!!!

    • I’ve bought 3, one to wear, one on standby, one in the wash.

      I also got the ” Mr. Liar”

      • I would love one of those Mr Hitler shirts. Of course I would only wear it at parties…….a bit like Prince Halfwit.

        It’s PRIVATE you cunts!!

  22. Lady C is having a THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED t-shirt printed for my 70th birthday – just in time for the May local elections.

    😂

    • Get 1000 done and put them on Ebay. They’ll walk out of the warehouse. I for one will buy one.

      • Evening RTC…perhaps you could put the cat amongst the pigeons and have a t-shirt printed stating:
        This Country is Finnish
        …that’d confuse people most wonderfully!

    • Yeah I remember that. Wasn’t that a Sex Pistols shirt? I can’t remember but a Putin “Tour of Ukraine” shirt would get you in a load of shit these days.

    • I remember that well DCI. It was the line that said ‘1940; Great Britain’ overstamped with ‘Cancelled’ that broke me up!

  24. T-shirt slogan I saw from way back:

    Rehab is for Quitters

    T-shirt slogan I saw pretty recently:

    I suffer from CDO
    It’s like OCD except the letters are in the correct order
    As they should be

    • Next time I go to America, I’m definitely wearing my “Honey Boo Boo had my babies” t-shirt.

  26. As a boy I had the record company t shirt ” if it ain’t STIFF it ain’t worth a fuck”, mother burnt it be worth money now.

  28. My favourite T. shirt was “Holiday in Cambodia,” by the Dead Kennedy’s. All I can remember aboutvit is is that some thieving cunt pinched it from the washing line.

  29. People, usually young student wankers or old commie cunts who still think they are student revolutionaries like Magic Grandpa wearing Che Guevara t-shirts are cunts, although I did once see someone wearing one of him smoking a massive spliff saying “Fuck the revolution”.

    • My other half has a T Shirt with the Cerne Abbas Giant on it, which provokes a few reactions, to which he solemnly points out it is his history and culture.

      I saw a fat cunt (female – I think) with blue hair wearing a T Shirt which said “Me, My Cat and Netflix” on it, as though anyone would suppose they had choices and were overburdened with things to do and see of an evening.

  30. I see Admin have now introduced a feature to report “Abuse”…Ffs….and we hear so much about “Snowflakes”.

    Well I’m off afore I’m pushed and the easily offended and Billy Bullshitters can post away in peace.

    • I was first on it Dick.
      reported you obviously.

      LL passed me a tissue to dab my eyes and as a witness to your bullying.

      your for it now me laddy!!

    • Fuck off!!!!! Really?????

      ‘Mr Grimsdale’!!! (Copywrite Miserable Northern Cunt COTY).

    • I wonder who cried to Admin about being ‘Bullied’? I’ve got my ideas. Fuck me sideways, this isn’t the fucking Guardian or a fucking soundboard. Fuckers come on and don’t like to be challenged or asked to provide proof of their claims and get upset when asked.

      Fuck me, it’s worth a fucking Nomination all on it’s fucking own.

      • As we always said back in my day – and it still applies – ‘Our blog, our rules and if you’re not happy with that then feel free to fuck off’

        If Fiddler isn’t at fault then why is he leaving? If he is at fault then good riddance. I do notice than he’s been warned in the past about attacking other cunters – and he’s not the only one.

        I fully support Admin. It’s called ‘Is a cunt’ not ‘let’s behave like a cunt’…

      • Men should act like men
        Not run around grassing on each other.

        We aren’t the Left.

      • I don’t think he’s attacked other cunters, just challenged them to provide proof over some of their more outlandish claims. Robustly, I’ll grant you, but legitimately. And your average conspiracy theorist pub-bore hates to be challenged.

      • To be fair, most cunters play nicely on here. There are a couple of rogues who appear occasionally, who create some mayhem but DF isn’t one IMHO.

      • Agreed, Paul. A few shit-stirrers pop up now and again plus a few cunts that hate to be called out over their bullshit and cry when challenged. I’ve been on the Naughty Step when challenging the Tin Foil Hatters, but, thoroughly deserved, and move on. Big deal. It’s a fucking website.

        Why don’t the whining cunts just challenge their nemesis to a fight behind the bike sheds? In Worcestershire or Ruislip.

      • Aye. I try my best to not cunt counters, but I do wonder if the complainant is one poster who likes to do what I call ‘sly cunter cunting’.

        You know, post on football, hunting or whatever and a post of ‘all those who enjoy ‘x’ are fucking thick cunts.’

        I know full well what these cunts are doing.

        Yes, they should be able to do it btw. And an equally sly reply should be allowed, like ‘all those who make comments such as yours here are fucking spastic, shitty arsed, spineless, sly cunts.

      • @ DCI @ 7:08am – spot on!

        @ Dick – Don’t make a stranger of yourself. ISAC would be immeasurably poorer without your idiosyncratic and occasionally irascible input.

      • Aye, the fucking Spleens won’t be missed, that’s for sure. (Except for pure entertainment value when it all kicks off).

      • @ MNC, RTC, DCI, PM, CB…
        DF-F would be a major loss.
        I’ve been posting here exactly one year now, hard to imagine this site without him.

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