Alan Cumming (2) (OBE, returned)

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‘Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s cultural affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m privileged to be joined by world-renowned thespian, gay rights activist, SNP fantasist and all-round luvvy Sir Alan Cummings’.

‘*harrumph* Ah’m not a knight, and there’s no ‘s’. Ah’m just Cumming’.

‘Mmmm… I’m sure there’s a lowbrow joke in there that our members would enjoy, but let’s not go there. So tell us, Just Al, what’s the deal with your OBE?’.

‘Well luv, ah’ve sent it back. Mah eyes have been opened, especially aboot how the Empire profited at the expense o’ indiginous peoples aroond the world. My delicate sensibilities are offended that Britain forced such horrors as the rule of law, roads, sanitation, trains and other such decadent western trappings upon others. Ah’m sure that your members will support me in mah protest’.

‘Actually Just Al, I doubt it. I suspect that for all they care, you can stick your gong up your arse. No, what will annoy our members is the fact that you couldn’t just quietly hand the thing back and be done with it. Instead, you’re all over the media acting prissy about it, in what they’ll see as an act of self-glorifying virtue signalling’.

‘Well, dear, *huff* ah’m sure that it’s not mah fault what a bunch o’ gammons think’.

‘Nice. But let me put this to you. You took US citizenship some time ago. What are your views on the imperialistic actions of your adopted land over the years?’.

‘*shuffles awkwardly* what *cough* do you mean?’.

‘Oh you know. Purchases of Russian and French colonies in the 19th century. Huge land grabs from Mexico, annexation of Hawaii, stuff like that. Appalling treatment of Native Americans as the US drove to fulfil its “Manifest Destiny”. Fighting wars and staging coups everywhere from Cuba to Vietnam via Chile in naked pursuit of economic and political dominance. Stuff like that. I’m sure that your average American is dying to hear your views on these matters’.

‘*shuffle cough* erm, yes well… er…oh goodness me, is that the time? Ah’ve got a spot o’ lunch booked at “Le Bernardin” with Dame Judi and Sir Patrick, the dear, dear boy. Must fly… bye-ee!’.

‘Thank for sharing your valuable time with us Just Al. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio’.

Scottish Daily Express

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And here’s one from Freddie the Frog

Alan C*mming OBE …..Bottler, Coward and Pathetic Excuse for a Man

Personally I’ve never heard of this wanker…..if he walked past me in the street I wouldn’t know who he was. But, apparently, in 2009 he was happy to accept an OBE for services to the dramatic arts or some such bollocks.

Now, FOURTEEN YEARS LATER he has decided to send it back because of “the toxicity of empire”. Oh just fuck off cunt.

Could this be an ageing white man who is shitting himself that, in the wokie media world there won’t be any work for him? Apparently he’s a fucking poof but even that isn’t enough in the mental world of the wokies. A desperate pathetic little cunt.

Fuck off with your pathetic virtue signalling gesture you fucking cocksucker.

(I wonder when race-baiters such as Lenny Henry and Marcus Rashford will do the same thing? – Day Admin)

66 thoughts on “Alan Cumming (2) (OBE, returned)”

  1. What a fucking mincer. Attention seeking twat. If he seeks attention I wonder if Lord Fiddlers hounds could us him as a toy. Cunt

  2. Scottish, SNP supporter and gay what’s not to like.

    I take it he put the OBE in a safe place and it took 14 years to find it.

    • As the great Billy Connolly once said of SNP mouthpiece 008; ‘Sean Connery, the man who’ll do anything for Scotland except live here and pay his taxes’.

  4. A particularly irritating, mincing little chutney ferret.

    Known for his slight build and small stature, which are at odds with the size of his baggy, well-worn ringpiece, which is the size of a dustbin lid.

    Probably plies his trade up and down Sauchiehall Street whilst proudly and energetically waving a SNP flag.

    I warmly commend the nominators of this odious little man to the House of Cunting.

  5. The only thing I’ve ever seen this mincing bumboy in was some dismal ‘comedy’ about a Scottish airline in which he played a mincing bumboy member of the cabin crew. In other words, he played himself, which apparently warrants the award of an OBE.
    Isn’t the point of acting that you pretend to be somebody else?

  6. Perhaps we should look at this from a different perspective. As a Brit who is an American citizen perhaps he could inspire other Brits living in America to give up things they got while in the UK. Like say…Prince Sparry giving up his titles.

    Still, returning it does seem a bit extreme. I’m sure there are many people on either side of the Atlantic who would rather he keep it and to that end would have happily shoved it up his ass.

  8. The toxic British Empire?

    You mean the one that brought civilisation and infrastructure to half the world?

    The one built on incredible sacrifice and heroism?

    The one most of the world owes eternal gratitude to?

    Fuck off you laughable simpering gnome.

    And CUNT.

  9. His grandfather blew his brains out in Malaya playing Russian Roulette.

    But earlier in the Second World War he was awarded a medal for bravery in Nothern France.

    Cant get the exact details of the medal.

    Anyway this gesture of returning the obe something to do with that story I think.

  10. In most cases if you are internationally recognised for outstanding achievements then you would bypass the ‘BE’ honours and be awarded a Knighthood.

    OBE is a minor award and to receive it you simply need to be nominated.

    It gets better…….
    You can nominate yourself.

    You can’t choose what award you will eventually get.
    I knew a guy who did just that and ended up with a MBE.
    It’s the luck of the draw.

    A few supporting letters from friends and family and support of a charity will seal the deal.

    For these non-entities they just need to get together and support one another.
    Next year, another member of their group will get nominated.

    I can’t really see that anyone who is not related to this cunt or is not a close friend going through the process of nominating him.

    It’s almost certain that he would have engineered the receipt of the award for himself.

  11. ‘Scottish’ is a synonym for ‘complete and utter cunt.’

    When the glorious day of East Anglia’s freedom comes (oo-er missus) one of my first actions as Emperor will be to send military aid to Lord Fiddler’s Bernicia when he decides to send his forces north to ravage this cesspit of ignorance and victimhood.

    And the SNP are cunts too.

  13. He didn’t deserve a fucking OBE anyway. What was it awarded for?
    Not for his performance in Goldeneye that’s for sure.
    Isn’t he presenting some ghastly American tv shit that just so happens to have made an appearance over here recently?
    Could he be doing it solely for publicity?
    Surely not.

  14. Is it difficult to grow a conscience. I must give it a go, though I do enjoy not giving a fuck when disasters happen in third world shit-holes.

    Now back to checking the news for more bus accidents in Pakistan.

  15. Imagine the skeletons this homoperv has got lurking in his closet?
    I guess 7. Rent boys. Asphyxiated, bummed senseless and with their throats slit.

  16. Yet another bandwagon-hopping attention-seeking nonentity .

    One suspects he used his OBE over the last 14 years to do the old “Don’t you know who I am?” trope. But now of course its trendy to trash the Empire and everything associated with it. And therefore he comes along and throws his medal away to become just an ordinary nonentity in the minds of most normal people, most of whom probably think “Who the fuck is he when he’s at home?”

    He’ll get his 15 minutes of fame with the MSM and the Alphabets. But give it a few more months and he’ll return to the shadows bitter and twisted.

    Although having said that, you have to give him a pinch of respect for doing what he did and why. It will be interesting if, as Admin points out, the likes of Lenny Henry and Marcus Rashford do the same and thus disassociate themselves with the Empire and become just ordinary misters!

    • I wonder if he will give back any earnings over that period of time. I can well imagine that it opens a few doors.

      Not the back doors that mincer likes.

  17. Dont know the cunt but he looks like a screaming mincer. If he had told them to stick their royal bauble in the first place I would applaud the cunt but this just looks like me me me gissa job.

  18. Last I heard this cunt had taken out US Citizenship If that’s the case send back your passport along with your OBE 👍👍

    • If you’re granted US citizenship, do you have to renounce UK citizenship or do you hold dual citizenship?
      This seems quite a common thing for Brit luvvies to do; I think that Anthony Hopkins and Rachel Wertz did, and Emily Blunt (alto EB is married to a Yank).

      • Think they hold duel nationality bud I think it should be one or the other not both plus he’s an SNP Bandit as well 👎👎

  19. it’s not handing back his one that makes him an absolute cunt, it’s the fact that in golden eye he starred alongside the gorgeous izzabella scorupco and famke janssen and wasn’t man enough to shag either of them the rancid arse bandit, she should be tied to a stake at low tide and await for high tide off Dover as an example to all

  20. Bog standard celebrity haggis muncher. Bangs on about independence for Bonnie Scotland then fucks off out of Empress Nikolai Sturginsky’s rat-infested crack den quicker than you can say ‘deep fried Mars bar’.

  22. There is never a stray bullet or a sinkhole about to consume cunts like this when you need one.

  23. I hope DF was joking about fucking off.

    He’s a funny poster. It’d be shite here if we only had the boring, sanctimonious ones left.

    Could be a legal thing I suppose (the new tab.)

    Right, I’m off to report you lot before you get me first.

      • I think it’s genuine, Thomas.

        I agree it should be renamed the ‘Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale!’ button.

        I’d imagine they’re too overwhelmed with complaints against you to get onto the rest of us for a while, Tommy lad.

  24. A smug looking jockanese shirt lifting back door merchant if ever I saw one.
    I’m actually glad he gave it back. The cunt should not have been given it in the first place. An OBE for what?
    Being bummed by other luvvie bummers?
    If I was King Charles, I’d definitely wear gloves when this Gaylord hands him back the medal. It’ll definitely have the AIDS on it.

  26. Everything about this cunt – every look, every smirk, every limp-wristed effeminate gesture, the Quentin-Crisp-as- a-juve haircut, screams one word: POOFTER!

    Watch out, watch out, There’s a Mandy about.!

  27. Gay rights? What sort of of fucking rights don’t they have? They get prioritised in employment, in the media, even the bloody World Cup was made all about them. Every fucking shop that’s left in the high street has those bastard rainbows all over the windows. They are in everybody’s faces and are the favoured children of modern woke Britain. They even teach kids about them and how it’s ‘normal’ (when it bloody well isn’t). So, what’s all this shit about fighting for rights? What a load of fucking shite.

    • They get rights to adopt kids. Always boys for some reason.

      All completely innocent, of course.

    • How right you are Norman. Everything’s been turned on its head. I’ve taken the piss out of this lot from whence I can remember, long before willy was legally allowed near a poo exit. My one haunting memory was watching two old men kissing each other over morning breakfast in a cafe, after spending an all-nighter in the Twisted Wheel Club. It was enough to make you want to spew your guts up.

      • Do you remember that staggeringly inappropriate TV advert for Cadbury’s Creme Eggs Sammy? Makes me wonder in what perverted circles the people move who dream up such shit.

      • Sorry I couldn’t help you there Arfurbrain, due to me avoiding adverts at all costs, the Cadbury egg must’ve slipped by my sphincter.

  28. That photo alone is enough to make you want to punch his stupid face in. A simpering, mincing fucking fa**ot in a tartan suit. Even Owen Jones isn’t as punchable as that.

  29. I think they don’t have the right to remain silent or at least it seems that way as for some reason they can’t keep their mouths shut about their sexual preferences.

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