Vocal Fry

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A cunting for another spoken affectation, this time the Californian affliction known as vocal fry.

I’m sure a writer such as Vladimir Nabokov would describe it far better than i can but all i can really say about it is ‘Kardashian- speak’, where the voice drops into a jaded, barely-concious rattle of attitude, belying a laziness !nd lack of engagement on the part of the speaker.

It goes hand-in-hand the high rising terminal and starting sentences with ‘so’.
Pure cunt-speak.
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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

(More info here: Day Admin – What is Vocal Fry?  )

78 thoughts on “Vocal Fry”

  1. I’ve had enough of these Yank cunts not only butchering our language with this drivel but also their dumb-ass way of spelling English words.
    They can’t even get their dates right. What other country on planet earth puts the month first for fucks sake?
    12/14/2022 for example, cunts!

    • According to the US WWII started in 1941

      Bell ends

      The word Fry reminds me of the ‘Quintessential’ pillow biter Stephen, another Cunt

      His Cuntings are far too many to name all such as writing the Dambusters screenplay and changing the dog from N****r to Digger & wanting the return of the Elgin Marbles to Greece

      • Ffs it actually started in 1937 when the nips attacked the prawn crackers.
        But in reality it started in 1914. There was a break for about 20 years then part two kicked off.
        1941!? Please, get it right you thick cunts.

    • When I used to go over there regularly in the 90s, always noticed on the visa waiver and customs card the date had to filled in with the day first…..

    • Totally agree Baron.
      when i’m doing the impress at work it will only let me put the dates in the yank way.

  2. “Look at me. Please notice me. Listen to the way that I challenge your boring, mundane, normal lives by the different way that I speak.
    I am so interesting.
    Please notice me”.

    These cretins are incapable of gaining recognition by doing anything remotely productive.

  3. America, destroying the English language since 1776, this style of talking is quite widespread across California, I myself have encountered this when I was there a couple of years ago, I thought it was just a strange way for a woman to speak with a low growl, what the fucking hell is that all about? have these women got dicks and bollocks too? mind you anything is possible there

  4. Brilliant nom and deserved cunting. Almost every female and about half of males under the age of about thirty in the UK now speak with a vocal fry. They must think it makes them sound “awesome”. In realty it makes them sound cuntish and gives me the urge to tear out their vocal chords. California used export the laidback American Dream, now it’s Critical Race Theory and Vocal Fries. Let’s hope it falls into the Pacific. Cunts.

    • Appreciated, Cunty McCunt.
      The Californian accent is the worst of all regional accents on the planet.
      Young English actor Alex Pettyfer once described California as being ‘geographically beautiful, but socially disgusting. Somebody needs to run these cunts put of town.’

  5. Just read admins post and I still don’t have a clue?

    That’s it I’m off for a ulster fry.

  6. Much as I hate this, but it is a cunting I wholeheartedly agree with , I still prefer it to London Multicultural English (LME).

      • They already are. whenever I’m in London (sometimes unavoidable) creatures of this ilk have the impertinence to address me. I can’t understand a word they are saying.

  7. A well-deserved cunting; this has been getting on my tits for years. Invariably used by wokeflake Americunts (mostly wimminz) in an attempt to impart some sort of gravitas.
    In my opinion, it just makes them sound even cuntier.

  8. Brilliant nom, Cuntamus. This is the reason I can’t listen to Americans when they come on the radio or the telly. It’s just vile.

  9. Good Morning

    It is the Australian upward inflection at the end of sentences that gets on my tits. Too many episodes of Neighbours watched by too many stupid people.

  10. I’ve only encountered this ridiculous fad once in rural Northumberland….I was in a cafe and the staff were all talking weird… I was having none of that nonsense and demanded that they speak clear and concise King’s English when addressing me…imagine how silly I felt when it was explained that we were in a charity-run cafe staffed by people with slight mental impairments….naturally I left immediately before I was asked to make a donation.

  11. I often talk like a yank for my own amusement and so that people think I’m exotic.

    “Gee golly gosh, that sure is neat!
    You want fries with that Buddy?”

    I’m often physically assaulted.

  12. I often talk like a yank for my own amusement and so that people think I’m exotic.

    “Gee g@lly gosh, that sure is neat!
    You want fries with that Buddy?”

    I’m often physically assaulted.

  14. This sounds a bit like the Los Angeles drawl affected by Hollywood brat-girls in the 80’s and satirised by Frank Zappa in his excellent “Valley Girls”. They drawled in an unintelligible fashion interspersed with terms like “gag me with a spoon” and “grody to the max”.

    • Yes i remember the San Fernando valley having a ridiculous impact on yoof culture growing up in the late eighties and nineties.
      What a load of yankeedoodle toss.
      At least Rave was ours.

  15. Britain and the US are “two nations separated by a common language.” (commonly attributed to) – George Bernard Shaw

    In keeping with the theme of Amerispeak allow me to say that this is a righteous cunting. This way of speaking is maddening to many Americans. But it is just one of the many mannerisms of the tragically hip who infect our society.

    • To be fair, we have our own linguistic abominations in the UK. From Cockney rhyming slang to some regional accents which are 95% accent and 5% English.

      And in the North of England they call a sandwich a “cob” and the local council the “Corporation”. Bewildering.

  18. Apparently, a migrant dinghy has capsized with multiple fatalities. Anyone got “multiple immigrants” in the dead pool?

    • And the BBC reporters describing it as ‘sad’ ‘tragedy’ ‘hearbreaking’

      Prime example of reporters bringing in emotion and opinion into what should be impartiality.

      Fuck it, I’m doing a nom on this type of thing later.

      • Im fucking furious that Ashford General is kicking out patients to make way for the incoming sponging bastards! Let the fuckers swim back to shore ! IN FUCKING JAPAN !

      • Poor Mohammit from Sudan, Hashim from Afghanistan, Jallah from Somalia, and Pshtiwan from Iraq will never know the feeling of luxury hotel silk bedsheets.

  20. The septics have always had an inferiority complex with the English language. I do my utmost to avoid listening to their drivel.

    • There was a linguist who traced vocal fry back to England in 1964 where MEN, not women, MEN, employed it as a way to sound superior to others. Like the other uber-Californian phenomenon, surfing, vocal fry originated elsewhere, but our cousins over that perfected that shit! Vocal fry will be here until the flood comes.

  24. Some of the residents here have visits from Grandchildren who ( at first) I thought were immigrant varieties. They aren’t. Its the new way of talking/communicating in a language that is based upon English but is clearly nasal drivel of a Black flavour, using hip words that have only just been invented. I call them “The Cabbage Patch Kids”.

    I honestly am clueless at what is being said. Matron reckons I need a hearing test as I clearly can’t hear properly”. Hers is fine. She heard my “fuck off” quite well.

    • “The Cabbage Patch Kids” is a new one on me, I’ve heard people call our local flavour of similarly indoctrinated children ‘Wigganinnies.’

      • Speaking fuckwit or cuntish I do not respond. Women frying their vocal cords fuck off as well.
        Shit, if I visit my brother in Metroland he is likely the only English as first language in the street.
        Sometime ago I found on the internet a recording of an elderly man, lifetime resident of the county of Middlesex. His accent was the same as my maternal grandfathers pretty rural.
        My long gone grandad would most likely think he was on another planet with the awful mangled shite that is called language spoken in the area today, innit.

  25. When I saw “Vocal Fry” I though the OP meant the ever locquacious Stephen Fry whining on yet again about how he “nearly” committed suicide” and how much he wants children and how he and his husband half his age are looking into it.I pity the poor kid if it is a boy.

    • What happens when the kid grows up and decides that he/she is an homophobe?.. is it written into the contract that said kid can just fuck off out of it then??

  27. What really gets me pissed off is “Wiggers “ White teens mainly from London who attempt to sound like dumb Darkeys

  28. I never knew it had a name; just thought it was twatspeak.
    Vocal Fry? Electrode down the throat, and one on E k. Energise L1 to L2.

  29. It’s cunt speak. Like the sounds after you’ve just cum and all you hear is the noise of your gurgling spunk coming out.

  30. As applied to that hideous ‘valley girl’ affectation I agree it is toe curling to listen to that drawling croak but there’s a time and place where no other vocal delivery will suffice. Y’ wanna fried vocal? check this…

    The Dead South – In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company [Official Music Video]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

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