(All we want now is that kid from the film “Deliverance” and a couple of banjos and we’re set! – Day Admin)
Is there anything more cheery to see on a dark winter night than a Christmas tree in a living room.
I do have a little peek into the neighbours as I walk down the street to see what theirs are like.
Makes me feel happy to see them. It lifts my spirits.
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We’ve got an artificial one this year. We’re in the process of decorating it; putting the finishing touches…
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From the link–
‘The town of Dedham, Massachusetts, about 30 miles southwest of Boston, drew national attention after Lisa Desmond, manager of the local Endicott Branch Library, wrote on Facebook earlier this month that its annual Christmas tree display had apparently been canceled to prevent offending people.’
“I have never posted a negative post on Facebook,” Desmond wrote on Dec. 2. “That is, until now. I found out today that my beautiful library will not have [its] Christmas tree this year.”
“When I asked, I was told ‘people’ were made uncomfortable last year looking at it. I’m sorry WHAT? In my 28 years at the Dedham Public Library, I have never heard a negative comment,” Desmond continued.
‘Diane Loud, who was appointed to the Human Rights Commission in Dedham, Massachusetts, by the town’s Commission on Disability, reportedly called Desmond “a selfish f—ing b—-” in a subsequent Facebook post that accused her of endangering lives by raising the issue.’
“For a tree? For a motherf—ing tree? You have put people’s lives in a lot of danger. A LOT of danger,” Loud wrote to Desmond.
‘Addressing others she speculated might also have been responsible for bringing the controversy to wider attention, Loud continued in part: “I hope the fact that you – who claim to believe in Christ and Christmas or whatever happy horses— you’re trying to hide behind – are the least gracious, most hateful, most disgusting trash in the world.”
“In closing, I would like to add a F— YOU, YOU PIECES OF TRASH. I hate each and every one of you and I do wish great suffering on you. You are terrible, terrible people. And you did it all because you didn’t get your way. You are despicable,” Loud concluded.
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A bit more tinsel and just one more bauble to go with the shiny blue ones…there it is finished.
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Nominated by: Miles Plastic
“I do have a little peek into the neighbours”
I bet you do, Miles. Does the term “peeping Tom” mean anything round your way? 😉
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It’s voyeurism for the upper classes.
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Could quite easily shoot these type of cunts in the back of the head….
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I could do it in their face so they could see my smile as I pulled the trigger.
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Thankfully, the sad bitch has stepped down:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11530203/Massachusetts-library-display-Christmas-tree-accused-war-Christians.html
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Methinks Ms. Loud probably had one too many eggnogs just before posting on FB.
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Diane seems a little uptight.In the spirit of the season,I volunteer to spread some Christmas cheer all over her.
‘Tis the time for giving.
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Deadhead Massachusetts can suck my plums.
Christmas will continue no Matter what,
I like it,
As do others, and whoever takes offense can fuck off to Korea if they are offended.
Miles@
Like you I peep in the neighbours window.
Get a ladder like mine! 👍
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Ps
My Christmas tree 🌲
Is the best in the forest.
Tastefully decorated with Victorian velvet baubles.
It’s divine.
Some spastic takes offense?
I’ll nail him to the upper branches.
Or hang him with expensive bespoke tinsel.
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Merry Chrismas Miserable. And
Congratulations on your new status as Cunter of the Year.
Yeah Ms Loud said -‘over a m*****fucking tree’
But its you that’s over reacted. I mean–
‘F— YOU, YOU PIECES OF TRASH. I hate each and every one of you and I do wish great suffering on you.’
You like to say to her in Yorkshire accent-
‘Calm down luv, its only a tree’.
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The only realistic thing that’s happened this week, was the Winter Solstice. Wednesday being the longest night. Now we can begin to celebrate lighter nights.
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She sounds lovely.
Someone needs to kick her in the cunt. For Christmas.
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FUCK CHRISTMAS
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
BOLLOCKS TO THE FUCKING LOT OF IT
AND MY FAMILY ARE ALL CUNTS TOO AS WE EAT OUR DINNER ALL ALONE – AGAIN.
FUCK ‘EM ALL AND I HOPE THEY READ THIS, THE CUNTS…
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Yes, the pleasure in the fact that all the families falling out today, whilst I can enjoy the peace and quiet of a normal day.
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I like it. Better than our new king will serve up.
This should be the Christmas Speech!
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Peace and happiness brother.
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On this day long ago, a child was born who, by the age of 30, would transform the world!
🎄 Happy Christmas Isaac Newton, 25th December 1642.🎄
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He was a great believer in Alchemy.
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Thanks Cap’n. Learn something every day on ISaC. Now have a good reason for celebrating on 25th December.
The bitch needs killing. I see no sensible alternative.
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Happy Birthday Isaac Newton. His insights changed our understanding of the Universe.
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I expect “the DemonRats, O’Bummer and Kiddy-diddling Joe Biden” are behind this.
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#OneArmedBumBanditResistance
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Afternoon Dick.
My comment is awaiting moderation…
Just seen it and cleared it. Back to my caviar and Champagne and throwing scraps into Day Admin’s cage. – NA.
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Afternoon,RTC
Hope you’re having a nice day.
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Today has been close to perfect, Dick. I’ve not seen or spoken to a soul all day, except the wife, and she’s been hid away in her study most of the time.
Don’t usually have a meal on Sundays, but tonight I’ll be pushing out the boat and cooking a pork belly hog roast with traditional Xmas vegetables, etc.
Trust you and the hounds have had a relaxing day on the Bushmills?
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Been a grand day,RTC and I’ve got a lump of beef wing-rib in the stove and a bottle of Tullamore to wash it down later…just the job.
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Diana Loud sounds like a 24 carat cunt. I bet she has a beard, facial piercings and tattoos. Cunt.
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Goodness me.
A hysterical wimmin keyboard warrior.
Truly a challenging festive wank.
Time for another G&T.
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This is happening all over. It’s strange that the same people who promote diversity spend much of their time trying to kill it.
I believe at least one university tried to ban any mention of Christmas and it was even part of a Corrieshite street episode suggested renaming Christmas Markets as winter markets.
It used to be that occupying invaders would demand the indigenous people abandon their religion and culture. Makes you wonder if we have indeed been invaded, silently but with the same result.
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We have you thick cunt.
Merry Christmas.
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Indeed custard, indeed.
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God bless us, every cunt….
Cheers, you lot. All the best.
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And you Norman.
Imperative we keep cunting.
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And you Norman.
Unleash hell on them in the new year…
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As soon as someone utters the words: “I think it’s really important for everybody to be celebrated and feel affirmed.” You know it’s nothing more than a Cunts Charter.
I’ve never heard the phrase “Christian Privilege”. But I’m sure it’ll be another lie peddled widely in 2023.
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Despite being invented by the Krauts, it’s hard to imagine anything more innocuous than a Christmas tree.
My in-laws (Hindus) always have one. Even the Paki supermarket near us has one up, fuck sake!
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It’s not a religious or Christian symbol at all. If it ever had a religious significance, it was a northern pagan one.
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I thought it dated back to the time of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert (who was German).
How about an alternative take on the Little Drummer boy to kick off the evening?
Take it away Christopher:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVzOve8T39w
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Or how about this one:
https://youtu.be/pIEJw9yyzY0?t=50
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Is the war on Christmas, like the war on terror.
About time I say anyone who puts their Christmas tree up to early straight to guantanamo Bay no trial.
To many Christmas lights delta force storm your house.
USA USA USA.
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When in the West do as the westerners do. Any who are offended can fuck off to where they kiss carpets 5 times a day.
I love seeing a nicely decorated tree in a window. My favorite present fits in an envelope better than a box though.
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Dozy bitch.Christmas oven.
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Fuck the offended set of Cunts.
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I’m not a Christmas lover and have been known to be on the extreme side of certain things but that hatchet faced old fuck pig needs to wind her neck in.
Bet there aren’t to many Taliban slagging off the locals for hanging their decorations from half a dozen cranes in the square in case it upsets the local woke honkies.
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If you look at the header pic it all looks so normal. Like any group of colleagues at Christmas.
I mean if that was taken say 30 years ago you wouldn’t possibly think one of them haboured a viscious hatred for Christmas celebrations like displaying a Christmas tree.
What happened?
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The Woke pandemic.
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Sounds like your typical interfering “I know what’s best” busybody.
Isn’t it strange how they’re always preaching about tolerance and acceptance and urging everyone to “be kind” when the reality is that they’re some of the least tolerant and most passive aggressive, sanctimonious little turds there are.
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4 out of 6 of the old tabbies could do with a lock on the fridge, why are women on finger wagging committees always porkers, with my vast experience of the health service and many hours reading the beloved advice posters and leaflets issued by them many advising on obesity are there so many zeppelins in the bossy boots community.
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Merry Christmas yer filthy animals!
Everyone had a good day ?
Them Brussel sprouts should be registered as mild explosives!!
💥💥
Dog got scared 😁
Had to coax it from behind the sofa with a turkey drumstick.
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Sprouts are a weapon of mass destruction.
I never knew turkey’s could play the drums.
Keith moon of the avian world.
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Offended by a tree, oh no I feel uncomfortable, that tree is looking at me, I think I am going to cry.
Bastard trees, cut the fucking lot down, even that South America rain forest, that’ll show the cunts!
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Perhaps Ms Loud is right to be cautious?
Christmas trees can be treacherous coves.
I remember one Christmas as a child,
Dad put up the Christmas tree,
With the power of his muscles
And the wanting to see it up and all.
It was the most beautiful tree,
Had bells on it.
Dad left to do some snow clearing for the council.
It was then that I noticed the tree was withering.
I gave it some water.
It lapped up the water like a sponge.
Then I put more bells on it,
Tinsel and bits of cupcake and candles.
Then went upstairs to bed
To wait for Father Christmas to visit me.
Up sparrow’s fart I fondled some Tonka trucks
And sucked on an orange Santa had left in my stocking
Before going to the bathroom to brush my teeth
And wash my face.
At which point, much to my surprise, I saw the Christmas tree
Taking an early morning shower.
Dad took it back to the fella who sold him it.
Said: “this fucking Christmas tree it moves about my house!”
Things got a little heated for a bit,
But the fella eventually gave us a replacement
And we went home to spend our time in front of the Queen.
Did anyone catch old Charlie boy on the box this afternoon?
We were having too much fun
Seeing who could make themselves sick first.
We forgot it was on.
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Sounds like your old man bought a triffid minge.
Always on the move, never rent to a family of triffids. The cheque always bounces. Gone the next day.
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Recollections may vary, Barry, though pretty sure it was a Norway spruce.
That said, could have been a shapeshifting triffid.
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Oh no. Michael McIntyre. Then ‘Mrs Browns’s Boys’.
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And a ‘Call the Midwife’ as well.
This is torture.
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You are Clive James and I claim my 5 pound refund on my TV licence..
Sorry my mistake I don’t pay.
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@ MP
You some sort of masochist?
Oh yeah, you’re a Christian.
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I prefer to watch paint dry 😁
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Michael McIntyre is STILL going?
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Yes☹️
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There is a quaint and historically established method calling down on persons who prove irritant It is English, and comprises two words. “Fuck Off” There it is sorted.
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If you want to offend further add a complimentary cunt too. I found it always works.
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In the spirit of Admin’s earlier Christmas themed picture, I would like to contribute the following:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bc/35/b4/bc35b4d6af1794172b0fbdb7164b5bd3.jpg
Merry Christmas you dirty buggers!
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Yes that’s quite nice Harold.
Too many clothes I must say.
Tits at Christmas are always a welcome gift.
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