Cunter of the Year 2022

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After much deliberation, alcohol consumption and ultimately an arm wrestling competition, the Admin Team decided upon this year’s Cunter of the Year:

Congratulations Miserable northern cunt.

It might be grim ‘oop North’, but we’re sure this award will bring you fame, fortune, good health, longevity and a brand new artisan country cream gate, signed by Banksy.

Or it may not. We’ll see.

THANK YOU to all the cunters who have contributed to the site this year. We hope you’ve enjoyed the laughs and the angst at the number of absolute cunts out there. Keep nominating. Keep smiling. And remember, we’re all in this together.

Merry Christmas.

– The Admin Team.

81 thoughts on “Cunter of the Year 2022”

  1. Thoroughly deserved MNC, well done.

    Now thank your agent, and God, then fuck off.

    😉👍🏻

  2. Never in the field of cunting humanity has so much been owed to one cunter by so many cunts.

    Miserable, thou art truly the most worthy successor to the crown of Ron Knee!

  3. Well played, Mis.

    Your dry wit, good humour and often hysterical take on life add considerably to the fun of the site.

    Cheers – IY.

  6. Congrats Mis. I aggree you deserve it. I would like to mention 2 personal favorites I look always forward to reading: civvydog and Fenton Fistula.
    Thanks to all for making my time on the shitter enjoyable.

  7. Yup. An accomplished and always readable cunter. A one-cunt Northern Powerhouse, indeed. Endorsed with pleasure.

  8. Fuck, I go out for Christmas dinner and come back to this madness, has the world ended in the last few hours, it’s a fix, there is no way a simple northern lad (unless he has transitioned to lass) could win such an award…. Obviously shagged or bummed his way to the top.

    Disgraceful!

  13. Congrats MNC…. Some form of compensation for living ooop narth.

    From a softy southerner

  14. Congratulations! The best cunt won it!
    Commiserations to those of you having to spend Xmas day like me, with the in-laws, watching an evening’s grizzlethon of BBC Woke pooftery. Great for the f@gs in their chunky Xmas sweaters getting pissed on a sherry, whilst getting worked up about mincing around on a dance floor. So many dark keys and spac’s on the box I feel like a spot on a domino…Bernard Manning, News at Cunting 10. Goodnight you cunts.

    • Congratulations MNC a well deserved win but I am terribly jealous and will try harder next year.

      MG you should count yourself lucky, amongst our party of 16 yesterday was a D list Celeb who won Strictly Gays Mincing a year or two ago. Also vegetarians present and I was driving so couldn’t get myself pissed. Never mind I took the dogs for a walk, absolute highlight of the day.

  15. Well played MNC. Some top posts that had me doing those laugh out loud moments and then trying to make out it was nothing to those around me.

  16. MNC I do always enjoy your poetically delivered observations on modern day bollocks. May your northern beard forever be bristling and lively.

  17. Well deserved win you Miserable Northern fanny.
    Your comments always have me in stitches.
    Keep up the good work.

  19. Always tells it straight
    Again should be in government
    Well done mnc and that’s from a southern cunt

  20. King Of The North ! 👑
    We’ll never hear the last of it 🙂
    Well done that man 👍
    Good show.
    Bloody good show.

  21. The government may not have made any serious attempt at levelling up, so well done to the admins for showing them the way. The North Will Rise Again.

  23. Merry Christmas, MNC. You can give yourself a blowjob. I suggest getting in the front seat of the Bedford, getting the ankles in the headrest and going for it like it was Jade Goodies fitness workout.

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