A cunting for the poor little darlings who got upset over Jeremy Clarkson and a rather well written piece about, who else, MeAgain.
It seems the reference to the game of thrones scene where the ‘shamed’ queen was forced to go through the streets naked and was pelted with shit didn’t go down well.
Clarkson has issued a statement on Twatter, basically ooops sorry, will do better next time, fucking hilarious.
6000 complaints apparently, nice one Jeremy ?
Nominated by : Sick of it
Unfamiliar with this character? Let me explain. Mulvaney is currently ‘transitioning’ to become a ‘girl’, and has chosen to do so in the full glare of the internet and social media.
I’ve said it on here before and I’ll say it again. If someone aspires to become a woman, or indeed a cat or a cabbage, then that’s their choice, and good luck with it. It’s no skin off my nose.
No, what I object to is the flouncing, ‘girly’ parody of womanhood that Mulvaney projects. Does he seriously believe that this is how women see themselves, or would want others to see them? It’s all a bit sickening to my taste, not to mention rather deluded.
Such is the seeming degree of caricature involved that some have called young Dylan out as a troll. That remains to be seen, but in the meantime, I’ll take things at face value, and call him/her/hem/they whatever out as a total twat.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
I would like to share with you guys my nom for the advert that makes me want smash my telly off the wall with a fucking sledgehammer.
This pair of whooping cunts would both fit into a tin of celebration if I had my way, when this advert comes on I can literally feel my blood pressure going up, so these pair of simian looking mother fuckers and the celebrations advert people deserve a good cunting….
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
(An early warning: the header pic in the next nom (11am) is likely to upchuck heavy breakfasts! – Day Admin)
R&B is that a blusey rhythm? Is it in 4 x 4 or another time signature. What is Rhythm & Blues? Is it Rock and Roll? Blues Rock?. I Dunno
‘Hip Hop’s another. What genre is it? It is often listed below a Rap Artist. ‘He has been into ‘hip-hop’ for years’ or something it will say.
What is ‘hop hop’?
(‘I am so old I need a ”hip Op'”
That’s a joke. By way of light relief).
(If you want some “light relief”, just give Angie Rayner a call. Or at least that’s what the Cuntstable reckons! – Day Admin)
Another one is ‘Be bop’. I remember ‘Be-bop Deluxe’ but I don’t really know what Be-Bop is.
I am hoping the more knowledgeable musical cunters can help explain these terms.
Nominated by: Miles Plastic
(More info here: Day Admin – Musical Directory link )
Twenty five members of a far-right group called ‘Patriotic Union’ have been arrested in Germany. They are accused of plotting to overthrow the German government and establish a monarchy with 71-year-old Heinrich Xlll Prinz Reuss zu Köstritz as their king.
A former German MP and a Russian woman are said to be among the conspirators. They intended to storm the German Capitol, arrest lawmakers and execute the chancellor. They also planned to renegotiate the country’s post-second world war settlement, insisting the Deutsche Reich still has legitimacy.
Makes you wonder where they got this idea from. I believe their lawyers are going to claim it’s all fake news and any evidence against them was planted by the FBI.
Nominated by: Allan