Energy Bills on Prescription

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I wasn’t sure about cunting this particular project but on balance I thought fuck it and here we go.

A pilot scheme to pay heating bills on prescription to those who are vulnerable to cold to ensure their homes are warm, sound good and it’s a success, well it couldn’t be anything else.
Now because the pilot scheme was so successful it’s going to be expanded, to qualify the payment has to be approved by ‘professionals’ so no worries about scum bags cashing in 😂

Well it’s all free money, so no problem and like food banks you just know demand will outstrip supply.

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87 thoughts on “Energy Bills on Prescription”

  1. I wonder if people will be turning up in their Range Rovers to collect their free gas, like they do with the food banks.

  2. No doubt this will be milked by our Dinghy friends. Coming from hot countries, the cold makes them sick. Another great reason to come to Britain.

    • That’s on the mark. My missus works in a school and some parents drop their kids off in a range rover. Said same kids on free meals. They declare themselves single parents, register for everything they can and then dope dealing boyfriend moves in.
      Fucking madness.

      • Ring the benefits fraud line and report the cunts. If all above board no worries. If on the fiddle lol the shit really hits the fan.
        If you feel any guilt about grassing someone up for poss benefits fraud, don’t it’s you and your family’s money the cunts are spending, bonus if the live in boyfriend is a drug dealer

    • …and the cold gives their free homes mould,which they expect others to clean and it kills their kids and it’s the UK’s fault apparently

      Cunts

  3. Let’s hope mental health isn’t one of the conditions, half the country will be in the queue.

  4. We are entitled to free everyfucking thing. It’s what this Tory government stands for.

  7. So where the fuck is the funding coming from? Oh yeah the mugs who pay fucking income tax. Mr (CUNT) see what I did there? Enough already.

  8. It’s all fucking nonsense, 28 people didn’t get sick and the conclusion was because they had their heating bills paid by a note from a doctor, very scientific.

    I would have thought that the warm home discount, the government handout of £1200 for those on UC, free food from food banks, free council tax and free rent would be enough but apparently not.

    • This is bullshit.

      Pay your bills you scavving fuckers!
      Never heard the like!

      I’ve got a itchy scalp so can’t pay my gas bill,
      Tennis elbow?
      Can’t pay for myself.
      What a fuckin country.

      Well I’ve got a nervous tic,
      And is the reason I won’t be paying fuckin income tax so fuck off.🖕

  9. This nonsense is a direct result of that crock of shit, the “green” agenda. We are sitting on huge reserves of coal and oil and that’s before even putting fracking into the equation. The politicians need fucking gassing.

    • They trialled it in Finland about five years ago giving people 560 euros pm. The basic gist of the outcome was “happier but jobless”.

      • I think I remember that and the lefty sister-in-law was all over it.

        I’m sure inconvenient evidence won’t stop them.

      • The Finn’s are spastics anyway.

        Fuck that!

        I wanna work!!
        I don’t need a begging bowl.

        It’s madness.

      • UBI seems to me to be perilously close to the set up in the Soviet Union; everyone guaranteed a job. Half of them actually had nothing to do when they got there but still were paid at the end of the week. Look where that went.

  11. Build it, and they will come is a famous quote……..If I offered free beer and peanuts, there would be a demand.

    Give people free food….there’s a demand.

    No shit

    This type of quote really gets to me: “I took a flask of hot soup to a tramp in the park opposite my house, and the following night I did they same, then again the following night. By the fifth night I had a queue of tramps. It’s not right that these helpless people need to queue for soup on cold nights like these”

    Mate, it’s YOU that have created the demand you cunt!

    It’s bollocks

      • Hold on ,
        it was chicken and rohypnol.
        It made my bum sore?
        And my undercrackers were back to front when I woke up?

      • MNC

        Ahh…I see. Let me remind you.

        It was oxtail as that’s shit and it had been in my larder for about four years as no one in my family likes it. I offered it to you in the park as you were first in the queue……..I think you had pissed yourself as you stank, and you offered to suck my nads in return for the soup. I politely, but forceibly declined as I had seen you performing lots of favours earlier in the day in return for cigarettes.

        Hope the soup helped remove the taste.

        Love CC.

      • Yep.
        That was me.
        Never had a unhappy customer yet.
        It’s all in the tongue action.👅

        Don’t like oxtail soup?!!
        They all puffs or summat?

  12. I’ve lived without any heating for 20+ years, hasn’t killed me yet I just put my dog in the bed and another duvet, bloody pansies people with heating.
    Funny thing is I’ve not had so much as a sniffle in all this time, every other illness but nay a cold, plus enables me to look hard like a Geordie bird wandering around in t-shirt in winter.

    • No central heating in my little starter home first house- except for a wall mounted gas three bar fire in the lounge, which I never left on at night for safety. Went to bed this time of year with socks on. When I woke in the morning the condensation had frozen on the inside of the windows and stuck the net curtains to the glass.

      • Ice on the inside of the bedroom windows. I think most of us of a certain age remember that Chuff.

      • Worst I can recall was when the shithouse cistern froze up, it was -22 up the road.

      • I used to get up for work before i went to bed, and did a full day’s work before breakfast.

  13. Big government just gets bigger and bigger eh?

    You’d have thought after the Great Furlough of Plenty and it’s excellent ongoing repercussions our great leaders would have learnt their lesson..

    Haha silly me…the NHS magic money tree sprouts unlimited free gas bill funds,and thus another free for all commences.

    What a set of idiotic cunts.

    Full unsubsidised Oven.

  15. For hundreds of years people in the British Isles have survived without electricity, without central heating, probably excluding a brief period when the Romans were here and that was only for rich Romans I expect.

    Seems like a lot of people see heating as one their human rights and think it should be on all day. A friend of ours is currently wearing jeans and a T-shirt indoors and complains about the cost of heating yet he has it on all day – put some Winter clothes on fool.

    I once heard Ranulph Fiennes on Top Gear saying, words to the effect, ‘There’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothes’.

    • Quite right.
      Get some clothes on.
      Layer up.

      Longjohns.
      2 pair of socks.
      Grow a lovely beard.
      Start a small fire.🔥

      If it wasn’t for the missus I’d happily live without heating.

    • I wonder what the appropriate dress is for a tornado. Presumably, something that keeps you anchored to an immovable object.

  16. I remember going out on call for dolies and I think it’s some sort of uniform. Can you hurry up I’m cold sorry you are over an hour away from me.

    • The CONServatives realise they are finished soon.Ha ha ha tough.A shower of shit.Install Larry the cat for Prime Minister.He would perform miles better.

  18. When I first saw that word ‘prescription,’ I though “Oh goody, I get all mine for free! Until I read the rest. It will be down to skin colour, school run or scrounger, apart from senile, I don’t have anywhere near enough points to qualify.

    • I’m going to identify as a left wing, black lesbian and start calling them out when they tell me to fuck off.

    • I qualify for free prescriptions next year. First time I would have claimed anything in my life.

    • Awww, they’re all nesh,
      Meat Curtains.
      Thin blood, thin beards, see?
      Had pampered lives.

      Not me!
      I’m at my happiest upto my knackers in snow.
      Breaking the ice off next doors bird bath for a wash in the morning.
      Exhilarating!!

      I’ve never been cold in my life.
      Throw wet washing on me it’d be dry in half a hour.
      I’m hot stuff.
      Like a walking volcano I am.

  20. Just got my revised energy bill through from EON. £237 a month going out on direct debit. up from £168. Which is also up from the £120 we were paying 12 months ago, with over £500 in credit.

    Nice to know that illegals, chavs and other assorted loser cunts will be able to doss around their taxpayer funded digs in shorts and a t shirt this winter, while I seriously consider whether minus 3 degrees outside is a good enough reason to fire up the central heating.

  21. Country’s fucked, how did the population of this country become so fucking useless. God help us if we ever have to fight a world war again….🔥

  22. From Twitter, trending, 50,000 likes
    #ReparationsForEskimos
    These poor people are sweating in what’s left of their melted igloos. It’s all our fault, not China’s or India’s. We must give them 20 billion, each obviously. They’re losing their culture and not keeping warm in big clothes, ice fishing and using Rudolf for all their needs anymore. I just heard about this at my University in Bristol. It’s an outrage and England is to blame. #racist #colonial #whiteprivilege #climatechange #unconsciousbias #juststopoil #extinctionrebellion

    Sunkak, next day, 9am Twitter briefing with his three 24-year old Parliamentary Advisors
    Splendid: not only does it show how caring we are if we gave these reparations to the Eskimos, but it’s not even on Labour’s radar. With this we can be more Labour than Labour ever were or dare to be. Why didn’t you think of this first before Twitter for me? Btw, how did these Eskimo people manage to keep warm before The Climate Change? Never mind, doesn’t make any difference. Arrange the money and tell the Spelling Mistake that I said so; if he’s got a problem, he can put another quid on a pint of beer, nobody should be drinking that stuff anyway. Dismissed.

    The Eskimo Life, YouTube
    Hey everybody. My name’s Nanurluk and today I want to show you a little bit about my Eskimo life. So first, just take a look at my lovely igloo. Been going great this last three months…3 minutes later…To be honest with you I don’t see much evidence of climate change…blah blah .8 minutes later… Give me a thumbs up if you liked the video and subscribe if you want to get notifications when my new vids come out. See you next time.

    YouTube
    Dear The Eskimo Life
    We are giving you a strike for hate speech so you will not be able to monetise your channel if you get two more strikes.

    Love
    YouTube

    • Cunts need to eat more yellow snow, & make sure their Club Seal annual fee is up to date.

  23. When they introduce the Digital Pound you’ll know your last grains of freedom have almost run out.
    The most pernicious threat is always the one from within.
    On a scale of one to ten, we’ve shattered the glass and are at eleven.
    The traitors have victory in sight.
    What a fuck up.

  24. Nowt less than a barefaced scam to keep Tory supporting coffin dodgers alive just long enough to vote in the upcoming General Election.
    Most Tory voters are well over 80, it’s a well known fact.
    A lot of them got murdered in 2020 when Hancock discharged Covid riddled patients into the nation’s nursing homes, thus hoping to save a few bob on pensions.
    Very short sighted of him, Hancock subsequently resigned.
    So Rishi and Co can’t afford to lose another vast tranche of their natural voting demographic to hypothermia.
    Not until after the next election, anyway…
    Blatant vote rigging, imho.

  25. The government should subsidise solar panels. Free for the vulnerable and fit them on all new housing. They undertook insulation fitting, why not solar panels, too? You’d think we’d all have solar panels by now, but they still seem unpopular. They don’t last forever, of course, you need to replace them after 25-30 years, but they should become a standard feature of the home by 2040.

  27. Completely off topic but I just have to post this one.

    “University Challenge” half an hour ago; Jeremy Paxman asked who the artist was who created some obscure work of art in 1921.

    Reply from Bell Ribeiro-Addy, MP for Streatham; “Banksy.”

    Just glad I don’t live in Streatham.

    • Now with that name arfur I’m picturing a white male Conservative about 55 in age..

      Starter for ten..

  29. Quite the opposite actually. I live in a multiple occupancy house share but for some odd reason, I’ve received a letter from HMG personally but i don’t qualify for it anyway because my Landlord is the person named on the Gas and Electricity bills so it’s a fruitless gesture as far as I can tell.

  30. I dare say the ‘specialist’ doctors and solicitors who help our dark friends so much will be whirring into action about this right now….🙄

    • Well commented N. The stationary orders are getting mega. All the info on the more obscure sections of the legal aid funding rules are being downloaded by hundreds as I write. The midnight oil is being burnt throughout the culturally enriched towns and cities of our little island. The cry of bonanza is heard loud and clear this Wintermass time. Millions will burn gas and leccy cos they have fiddled.

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