Dead Pool [268]

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Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted the death of Pope Benedict XVI , Pope Emeritus who died at 0934 this morning nearly 10 years after resigning the papacy due to ill health .He was 95 and will be remembered for his Conservative views , involvement in the covering up of mass kiddy fiddling in the church and being a former member of the Hitler youth.

On to Dead Pool 268

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.

5)Wins are rewarded based on the chronology of news reporting, not necessarily in chronological order of death.

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool [268]”

    • Well done Sir Limply.

      I’m not sure why you despise the admins. They do a sterling job.

      Night Admin seems to have bought the same joke book I did.

  5. Time for a pea dough
    Bill Cosby
    Gary Glitter
    Stuart Hall
    Roman Polanski
    Peter Yarrow (Peter Paul and Mary)

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter
    Alex Ferguson

    Well struck, Limpers.

    • Thank you for your magnanimous thoughts Captain. Not exactly overwhelmed by such as late. Thought I had lost my touch – dementia, impotence ect ect – not had a tickle in The Pool in years.

  10. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Norman Jewison
    Geneviève Page
    Len Deighton
    3rd Baron Glentoran*
    * aka Thomas “Robin” Dixon -1964 Innsbruck winter olympic gold medal winner in 2 man bobsleigh (with Tony Nash) and 1965 world champion.

    Congratulations Sir Limply (you’d think Admin would stay sober long enough on NYE to get your name right. Shame on them).

    • At my age Sir Limpy is depressingly accurate. Doesn’t stop me hating admin cunts though.

      • I gave that a like because of the physical reference but admin do a good job providing a free site for the rest of us to let of a bit of steam.

  12. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price

    Well done Sir Limply but what a tragic loss to humanity whatever the cunt’s name was.

  16. Clint Eastwood
    Phil Collins
    Eric Clapton
    Beast of Bolsover
    Diddy David Hamilton

  17. Ratzinger also instituted the (deep breath) Personal Ordinariat* of Our Lady of Walsingham. This is an organisation within the Catholic Church set up to seduce British Anglicans and others into a sort of halfway house of the soul, controlled by the Vatican, but paying lip service to Anglican customs.. It attempts to undo the sterling work of Henry VIII, and with the wokery of today’s Anglican druids and the new monarch’s indiscriminate approach to “faith”, might well succeed.

    (Think “ordination” rather than “ordinary”)

  18. Eggs Benedict had a good innings,
    And whilst it’s true he was in the Hitler Youth it’s only fair to say he probably didn’t have much say in the matter,
    Millions of young kids were at the time.

    If you wasn’t?
    You’d draw attention to your family and put them in danger.

    Miserable
    Voice of fairness and balanced opinion 😁

    • Indeed that is true and you are absolutely correct but that is one of the things most people remember about him.

  19. Don King
    Stan Bowles
    Mike Yarwood
    Ratko Mladic
    Julie Goodyear
    Good arrows Sir Limply

  21. Splendid, Sir Limply.

    I always thought Pope Benedict resigned because of something to do with Nazis.

    Patsy King
    Ann Blyth
    Andy Taylor
    Tony Barber
    Klaus Voormann

  26. Roger Corman
    Gudrun Ure
    Norman Lear
    Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    June Spencer (She was in The Archers apparently)

  28. Eamon Holmes
    Jim Broadbent
    Robert Wagner
    Dick Van Dyke
    Sharon Osborne
    Good shot Limpy
    Happy New Year fellow cunters 👍👍

  30. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Michael Berryman
    Michael G Wilson

    Congrats Sir Limply 👍

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