Dead Pool [268]

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Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted the death of Pope Benedict XVI , Pope Emeritus who died at 0934 this morning nearly 10 years after resigning the papacy due to ill health .He was 95 and will be remembered for his Conservative views , involvement in the covering up of mass kiddy fiddling in the church and being a former member of the Hitler youth.

On to Dead Pool 268

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.

5)Wins are rewarded based on the chronology of news reporting, not necessarily in chronological order of death.

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool [268]”

  1. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall

    Well done Sir Limply

  2. David Bailey
    Valerie Perrine
    John Boorman
    Bruce Dern
    Erich Von Daniken

    So now the former Pope is an ex-Benedict.

  3. Eddie Stobart
    David Hockney
    Annette Crosbie
    Ted Kaczynski
    Alan Greenspan.

    Nice work Sir Limpers.

  4. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Steve Wright formally in the afternoon
    Sandi Tosvikg
    Billy Bragg

  8. Mikhail Fridman
    Boris Mints
    Vladimir Potanin
    Gennady Timchenko
    Arkady Rotenberg

    Poisoning or a fatal fall….

  9. Kamal
    Maria Venuti
    Mohammed Mahatir
    James Hong
    Paul Hogan

    Sir Arthur Harris has been waiting for you AA battery operator Ratzinger.

  13. M Emmet Walsh
    Marion Ross (Happy Days)
    Burt Bacharach
    William Russell (Dr Who)
    Gary Busey

  15. Bob Barker
    Jimmy Carter
    Barry Humphries
    Mel brooks
    Donald Sutherland

    Good darts sir limply

  16. Pope Francis
    George Lucas
    Michael Osterholm
    Nancy Pelosi
    Paul Pelosi

    Cuntgrats Sir Limpy

  18. They’ve dropped like flies this year for one reason or another…some probably for the best and others taken a bit too soon
    I’ll keep plodding on…one day at a time hopefully steering clear of disease or viruses!
    And keep bothering my doctor however many times it takes to get through to the surgery!
    And hope none of us need an ambulance in a hurry! Fingers crossed 🤞

    • Ono taken, please replace with
      Walter Mirisch

      The Mirisch Corporation Film Producer Some Like It Hot (1959); The Magnificent Seven (1960); West Side Story (1961); and In the Heat of the Night (1967)

      • and Tora Tora Tora !
        could never be made now of course – “you want to show the Japanese planning to do what ??!

  21. Re His Holy Cuntishness, Benedict has caused some raised eyebrows within certain circles at the Vatican for continuing to live within the walls and continuing to use his title of Pope while his successor now dangles the incense. Those in the know remind us that the Vatican enjoys a unique legal and territorial status within Europe. It has its own Constitution, legal identity and police force quite separate from that of Italy. Very handy for a resident wishing to dodge certain embarrassing allegations.
    Nudge nudge say no more.

  22. Catholics are generally morbid buggers and like nothing better trundling embalmed corpses around in festivals, wakes and other public exhibitions. Late Pope Benedict now enjoys the same fate and we introduce our readership to his first Brown Bread photocall. Do notice the tight bandage around his throat which will doubtless ignite a forest fire of conspiracy theories. Did he have his throat cut to help him on his way? Most likely it is to disguise where oxygen tubes were inserted premortem. I have often seen this on visits to hospitals and funeral homes to pay my last respects.
    https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/unionleader.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/99/799528cd-e702-5bea-b167-39dc337c0be0/63b17eb2775ae.image.jpg?resize=1763%2C1176

  24. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Alan Alda (actor, Mash)

  27. Harvey Price

    Joan Collins

    Duke of Kent

    Bobby Charlton

    John Astin (Gomez Addams)

  29. 5.18 pm on Dec 31st I nominated David Gold. He snuffed it on January 4th.
    So where is Dead Pool 269?

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