Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted that celebrated and prolific Italian Film , TV and theatre actor Lando Buzzanca who died today aged 87. Buzzancas first notable credit was as an extra in the epic Ben-Hur.He then starred as a parody version of James Bond before finding critical acclaim in the raunchy satirical Italian films of the 1960s and 1970s.He carried on acting until around 2013 when he was diagnosed with aphasia.
On to Dead Pool 266
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless your pick had already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded by time of death announcements are made not necessarily time of death.
Never heard of the spaghetti bashing cunt.
Bobby Charlton
David Gold
Henry Kissinger
Lord Hezzelslime
Lord Kinnock
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Roberta Flack
Rolf Harris
Sonny Rollins
Ruth Buzzi
Carolyn Bryant Donham
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Liz Truss
Liza Minelli
Sally Thomsett
Never heard of him, but Shauns like the kiss of death.
Please can you nominate my next door neighbour. She isn’t famous, yet!
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For a price I can arrange something.
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John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Michael Berryman
Claudio Fragasso
Congrats on bagging another one Shaun…
1
In there again Shaun.
Patsy King
Ann Blyth
Andy Taylor
Klaus Voormann
Tony Barber
1
Congratulations Shaun.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Neil Harvey (AUS former test cricketer)
Frank Sedgman (AUS former world number 1 tennis player)
Barry Crocker (AUS singer/actor “Barry McKenzie”)
Thomas Keneally (AUS novelist “Schindler’s Ark”)
0
Bob Barker
Mel Brooks
Pele
Jimmy Carter
George Soros
0
Think Pele may have won it for you KC. Congratulations if confirmed.
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Lionel Messi
Gary Lineker
Alan Shearer
Gareth Southgate
Megacunt Ronaldo
2
Tony Blair.
Cherie Blair
Gordon brown.
John major
Mick lynch
1
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Fuck me the pikeys are out tonight.
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Walter Koenig
George Takei
Millicent Martin
Good darts Shaun
1
Clint Eastwood
Phil Collins
Paul Hogan
Eric Clapton
Beast of Bolsover
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
0
Eddie Stobart
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
David Hockney
Ted Kaczynski.
Nice work Shaun.
0
Ray Brooks (Actor)
Ryan O’Neal
Michael Aspel
Frank Ifield
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
0
Micheal Parkinson
Jane Fonda
George Alagiar
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jonny Irwin
0
Willie mays Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Pete Murray
0
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
John Boorman
Bruce Dern
Erich Von Daniken
0
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Steve Wright, formally of the afternoon
Sandi Tosvikg
Billy Cunting Bragg
In there Shaun.
1
Ken Clarke
Bill Cash
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
0
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Gudrun Ure
Roger Corman
June Spencer (She was in the Archers apparently)
Norman Lear
0
Buzz Aldrin
Pele
Michael Ironside
Warren Buffett
Stanley Johnson
0
Pele taken already. I’ll swap for Rick Wakeman
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Shaunie.
0
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Don King
Ratko Mladic
0
After a brief hiatus brooding alone in the Abyss, Shaun of the Dead has returned to claim another hapless cunt and spirit his soul away to the Great Beyond. Congrats Shaun. AGAIN!
As my usual picks stubbornly cling to life, let’s have a Spirit of the Season selection of a group of cunts we’d all like to see the Ghost of Christmas No Future visit.
Joshua Heath. The aforecunted Cambridge researcher who blasphemed Jesus as a Tranny.
Dr. Micheal Banner. Dean of Cambridge College who supported this cunt researcher.
Pope Francis. The Argentine janitor born Jorge Bergoglio is now the fucking Bishop of Rome.
Rev. Jesse Jackson. There is a general consensus in America that James Earl Ray shot the wrong n*gger.
Rev. Al Sharpton. An even bigger, race baiting cunt than Jackson.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
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Have to agree merry xmas sir.
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Brian Johnson
Vince McMahon
Mary Berry
Paul Stanley
Paul Weller
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Mohamed Al- Fayed
Sandy Gall
Glynis Johns
Well done Shaun.
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