Dead Pool [266]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted that celebrated and prolific Italian Film , TV and theatre actor Lando Buzzanca who died today aged 87. Buzzancas first notable credit was as an extra in the epic Ben-Hur.He then starred as a parody version of James Bond before finding critical acclaim in the raunchy satirical Italian films of the 1960s and 1970s.He carried on acting until around 2013 when he was diagnosed with aphasia.

On to Dead Pool 266

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless your pick had already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded by time of death announcements are made not necessarily time of death.

53 thoughts on “Dead Pool [266]

  1. Never heard of the spaghetti bashing cunt.

    Bobby Charlton
    David Gold
    Henry Kissinger
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Lord Kinnock

  2. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Liz Truss
    Liza Minelli
    Sally Thomsett

    Never heard of him, but Shauns like the kiss of death.
    Please can you nominate my next door neighbour. She isn’t famous, yet!

  3. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Michael Berryman
    Claudio Fragasso

    Congrats on bagging another one Shaun…

  4. Congratulations Shaun.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Neil Harvey (AUS former test cricketer)
    Frank Sedgman (AUS former world number 1 tennis player)
    Barry Crocker (AUS singer/actor “Barry McKenzie”)
    Thomas Keneally (AUS novelist “Schindler’s Ark”)

  5. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  6. Eddie Stobart
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    David Hockney
    Ted Kaczynski.

    Nice work Shaun.

  7. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Steve Wright, formally of the afternoon
    Sandi Tosvikg
    Billy Cunting Bragg

    In there Shaun.

  8. Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    Roger Corman
    June Spencer (She was in the Archers apparently)
    Norman Lear

  9. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Shaunie.

  10. After a brief hiatus brooding alone in the Abyss, Shaun of the Dead has returned to claim another hapless cunt and spirit his soul away to the Great Beyond. Congrats Shaun. AGAIN!

    As my usual picks stubbornly cling to life, let’s have a Spirit of the Season selection of a group of cunts we’d all like to see the Ghost of Christmas No Future visit.

    Joshua Heath. The aforecunted Cambridge researcher who blasphemed Jesus as a Tranny.

    Dr. Micheal Banner. Dean of Cambridge College who supported this cunt researcher.

    Pope Francis. The Argentine janitor born Jorge Bergoglio is now the fucking Bishop of Rome.

    Rev. Jesse Jackson. There is a general consensus in America that James Earl Ray shot the wrong n*gger.

    Rev. Al Sharpton. An even bigger, race baiting cunt than Jackson.

    Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

  11. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Mohamed Al- Fayed
    Sandy Gall
    Glynis Johns

    Well done Shaun.

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