After much deliberation, alcohol consumption and ultimately an arm wrestling competition, the Admin Team decided upon this year’s Cunter of the Year:
Congratulations Miserable northern cunt.
It might be grim ‘oop North’, but we’re sure this award will bring you fame, fortune, good health, longevity and a brand new artisan country cream gate, signed by Banksy.
Or it may not. We’ll see.
THANK YOU to all the cunters who have contributed to the site this year. We hope you’ve enjoyed the laughs and the angst at the number of absolute cunts out there. Keep nominating. Keep smiling. And remember, we’re all in this together.
Merry Christmas.
– The Admin Team.
Congratulations MNC. Very well deserved.
Admin – what does he get?
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He gets a jolly decisive spitroast from Peter Tatchell and RuPaul (who holds on to his beard) whilst Graham Norton watches, swinging MNC’s cuntry cream gate to and fro.
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He was last seen on a balcony overlooking Pall Mall, dressed in combat fatigues, dark sunglasses, donning a large moustache while firing a machine gun into the air shouting something about ‘The glory of obeying El Presidente’ or some shite.
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Probably an all expenses paid weekend stay in a hotel with Analese Dodds and/or Diane Abbott
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Katie Price is available if silicon tits and vampire teeth are Miserable’s thing
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Oh they are!👍
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11565885/Carol-Vorderman-shows-jaw-dropping-curves-skin-tight-PVC-trousers.html
I wouldn’t say no to a bit of this either Miserable
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Drunk and the shits.
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Well done Mis, thoroughly deserved.
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A greater achievement than any knighthood 😁👍
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Congrats, MNC
Hope you enjoy your new gate!
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Congratulations, Mis.
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I hope this doesn’t mean we have to address him as ” The Honorable MNC”,
or Lord?
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It’s ‘Your Royal Cuntiness’ according to Debretts
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Cheers Ron, wouldn’t want to commit a faux pa’s.
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Congratulations Miserable!
Despite nominating her majesty with your icy finger of death in the Deadpool and cunting the Red Arrows, well deserved mate.
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Hurray for the Miserable Bearded Giant.
And his exquisite garden gate.
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I must admit, after the portentous post in the James Earl Jones thread about “an important announcement”, I feared what we were going to get. Perhaps an announcement that after long consideration it had been decided to merge ISAC with the comments thread of the Guardian.
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That would surely see the demise of, oh, maybe 5 or even all 6 of the Guardian readers?
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No doubt Moggie. I was triggered by the fact that when I used to read comics in my misspent youth the heading “an important announcement next week” usually meant the demise of my favourite comic and it’s merger with Bunty, Look and Learn or Jizsm,
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With my usual aplomb and graciousness I accept this award.
Thanks to my parents who let me run feral.
My acting coach at Brinnington stage and performance arts school.
I am truly humbled .
Only thing I won before this was a police lineup.
Merry Christmas 🌲🦌
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That won’t do. You need a boring Richard Attenborough style Oscar acceptance speech, with references to “loves and duckies” and an endless list of “I couldn’t have done it without….”
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oh and don’t forget to mention climate change and that we’re all doomed etc.
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Yeah, you could of at least shoehorned in some climate change alarmism or taken the knee.
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Well done MNC, much deserved and thank you for all the laughs over 2022.
Looking forward to 2023.
MNC is definitely the Glue that holds this bastion of sanity together in a very fucked up world!
Merry Christmas Cunters!
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Well done Mis. Richly deserved.
Merry Christmas one and all.
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I’m sure this award will be accepted with grace and modesty. It definitely won’t go to his head.
God help us all.
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He will be braiding his beard and only accepting artisan gravy on his Sunday roast next Cunty.
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I’ve had t-shirts made up Cuntybollocks 😁👍
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Congratulations MNC!
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Well deserved, merry Christmas to all….🌲
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Nice one Miserable, and richly deserved!
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Congratulations MNC! A deserved winner 🏆!
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Congratulations Miserable. You have been responsible for me spitting my drink out several times over the past year with your witty and/or downright politically incorrect comments. Long may they continue.
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You’re congratulaing him? I’d send the cunt a bill for wastage.
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MMC
A cunter for all seasons!
Keep up the good work.
Is the a title attached?
MNC KOC maybe?
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I meant MNC of course.
Age or alcohol have addled my brain, I’ll give up aging just in case.
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Very well done MNC I too spat out many a drink whist reading your comments and observations. I salute you with a filled glass and will continue till I fall over. Well done.
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Of all the cunts
In all the world
It had to be MNC.
Congrats from the New Mills and Prestbury Dogging Association.
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Bravo, MNC!
Without a doubt you are the quintessential cunter.
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Splendid work, MNC and well deserved. A merry Christmas to all the miserable old cunters on here.
Ho ho ho!
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Congratulations Mis. At least that’s one award where we can be sure (I hope) that the winner didn’t earn it by noshing off the judges.
My money would have been on Fiddler to win as he had been especially careful this year to be nice to everyone.
Enjoy the rest of the day one and all.
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I’m going to ditch the being nice to everyone next year,Mr. Dribbler….. biting my tongue hasn’t brought me the coveted ” Cunter of the Year” award so next year I’ll give being an obnoxious twat a try.
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…not that I’m saying MNC is an obnoxious twat,of course…although…now that I come to mention it…..
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Congratulations mis.
5 litres of country cream paint will be arriving with your award in the new year..
Postal strikes pending
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Cuntgrats MNB@ Had no clue a cunter of the year was even on but congratulations to winning m8 lol
This lil ditty popped in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5zav2yrC7M ironically never knew a music video existed for it Merry Christmas everyone
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Congratulations sir, admin why am I constantly being denied access to isac ?
Short answer is I don’t know. This ended up redirected to the spam queue. If you were banned or your posts were being automatically deleted, then I wouldn’t have seen this. I’ll look into it. Keep posting. It helps us figure it out. Cheers – NA.
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Thank you.
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Well done. Jolly good show.
Carry on! 😁
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Congratulations MNC, you’re a worthy winner.
Thank you for your prodigious output which never fails to give me a right good laugh.
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congratulations Mis!
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Bravo Mis, A splendid year end finish for you. Merry Christmas Admins and Cunters. Hoping 2023 brings a rich crop of cuntings of the rich and famous and infamous.
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Excellent choice Admins always brings a smile to my mush.. Can’t wait to see him interviewed on a pair of boobs and a puff (Holly and the puff) .. MNC be sure to remove any facial hair makes you look younger without it..
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Well done MNC. A very worthy cunter.
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Thoroughly deserved,Mis.
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