Who in their right mind would pay £2.75 for a fucking frozen sandwich which takes 27 minutes to cook in the oven?…I’ll tell you who….fat, ugly Sows with a litter of fat, ugly piglet brats who are “on the spectrum” and all the shades of brown on the Dulux colour-chart. Too lazy to even make a fucking sandwich and too poor to order from Deliveroo since the big night out with “the girls” ( a collection of vacuous, tattooed, idle Sluts and Munters).
They’ll squeal on about “the Govt. needs to do more to help” while buying shite like this for their runty, sub-normal whelps.. I do agree with them that the Govt should do more to help…more to help the mugs who have to pay to keep the sponging bastards.
Shove the frozen toasties up the fat trollops’ Cunts and end the iniquity of fucking child benefits.
Nominated by: Foxchaser-Fiddler
(Did you wake up in another bad mood, Dick? – Day Admin)
Perhaps you should treat these ladies to the splendid Northumbrian cheese that can be found under the helmets of owners of vast estates, Dick?
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Cheeky Bugger…. the guest wing of my magnificent country mansion will be firmly closed to you on your return to this Country.
Are you coming to investigate the possibility of a sex-change funded by our poor over-stretched NHS ?….you’re a disgrace and your passport should be burned.
Keeping well,Mike ?
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Can’t complain, Dick. No fucker would listen if I did. Only four weeks until the end of the school year then flying back to the Empire.
Devastated by your lack of hospitality. Was going to pop in to say hello on by way to Bamburgh and Alnwick castles.
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Don’t go to Alnwick castle…The Duke of Northumberland and his dreadful wife are appalling parvenus.
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The photo on the wrapper makes it look absolutely delicious, bet it looks nothing like that in reality.
Nearly £3 and then cooking time, too.
Dear God, why not just wack a cheese and ham pizza in, same difference and it might feed more than one person.
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Or alternatively, just slice off some bread or slices in a loaf if your common, toast in the microwave, then add cheese and/or ham, toast again, all takes less than 10 minutes, delicious and probably costs less than £1 even with decent bread/cheese.
Makes me laugh how people moan about cost of living, but will have an apple phone on contract, order shite from deliveroo and buy pre-packed food from supermarkets than are easy to make yourself. I would prefer the dregs to learn some self-responsibility first rather than being constantly bailed out for their poor decisions.
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To be fair, that does look pretty nice…if it was a quid.
Perhaps our esteemed colleague Mr Fiddler’s redoubled vitriol against single mothers and their sponging brats stems from personal experience?
Maybe a gormless 22 year old simpleton, the result of a night of passion under his cape during a millenium party, has recently turned up on his doorstep and stated “like, uh, old dude, you’re, like, my Dad, or something”…
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Be fucking worse if you turned up on my doorstep….although in your case it would probably be to seek sanctuary from the Authorities….rest assured, I’ll turn you in on sight.
You’re a sexual miscreant and a public nuisance.
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Ho ho, especially if I was wearing my sparkly pink velvet suit that I wore at the classic car show in Birmingham on Friday!
Morning Mr F & all.
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Looks fucking lovely that…..😋
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It’s the frozen thing and the 3quid bit that puts me off.
Also the waiting half hour.
I just haven’t got the patience.
I’d haul it out after 10minutes, eat it Eskimo style.
I might get the missus one for Christmas.
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I was tested for patience yesterday. I was negative.
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Those Just KFC/Just Eat adverts are disgusting too.
Promoting slobbery. Cunts eating chicken in hot tubs. Or a rather ugly white woman eating a takeaway in bed with a black man. Chicken in your pants.
Fucking lazy slobs.
They should get a toilet fitted just on the inside of the front doors. This way, the fat, lazy ‘I can’t afford to put the heat on’ cunts can have the delivery driver shove the food directly into their gobs through the letterbox. They won’t even need to move to shit it out too!
I might be onto sonething here. A not like ‘Peleton’. They can have online encouragement from a fatty shouting, ‘You go girl! Fat is beautiful! Diabetes is a disability! Think of that free cash! That’s it! Shovel that kebab down!’
‘Shovel and Shit’ I think I’ll call it.
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For £2.75 you can buy a loaf of bread and a lump of cheese to feed the entire clan.
It wouldn’t take 27 minutes to whip up either.
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You’re forgetting that such a thing would require getting off their arses to make it.
Be like running a marathon just after climbing Everest for some of these lazy cunts
I bet a few leave their doors open so the delivery cunt can walk straight in. It happens on at least one advert.
“Get the door? Fuck that. Who do you think I am? Seb Coe?”
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I’ve occasionally had the Cheesy Potato Dauphinoise at £3.50 a throw. I have money to burn.
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My local Iceland also do a 25% reduction on till recipes for pensioners every Tuesday.
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I went over the top there. It’s only 10%. They’d have had everyone disguised has oldies at my giveaway prices.
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Oh Dick you are such an elitist superior old sod.
But I do agree with you.
You could by a block of cheese 🧀 and a loaf 🍞 for that.
Stupid lazy cunts
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I only eat artisan-made,locally produced cheeses….ruinously expensive ones,of course.
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Have you ever had a mouthful of Stinking Bishop?
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Every altar boy should have one…
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Sorry Odin just read your post
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Great minds think alike. 😁
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Diarrhea on a plate 🤣
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Who remembers the fucking chav slag ‘mum of 8’ Lizzy Barsdley of Wife Swap fame?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3807993/remember-wife-swaps-foul-mouthed-lizzy-bardsley-heres-what-the-mum-of-eight-looks-like-now/
I remember watching this very episode as it aired.
Back in 2003 this feckless job shy munter was raking in £37500 a year on benefits.
It occurs to me that this is the demographic that Iceland have in mind with this calorie infested shit sandwich because it’s only the cunts on benefits that can afford this crap and no doubt they have it delivered by Deliveroo.
I’d like to make these oxygen thieves eat this shit until they exploded just like Me Creosote.
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didn’t she flop out her saggy old spaniel’s ears in the Daily Sport?
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She did Paul and I’m ashamed to admit I had a left handed wank over that picture.
I’m over it now.
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Fuck me.
Watching the T20 final and it seems Australia has millions of Pakistanis too.
MCG has about 90,000 of the cunts in there.
Bye, bye Oz.
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Like a home game for Pakistan
We need to keep calm all they’ll be driving round Luton waving flags in super cars rented with stolen credit cars
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Cathedral City cheese is quite nice and this product would be alright as a snack, if it was £1…. But you can ram £2.75 I’m afraid.
With regard to the single mum’s described in the nomination, they sound like the type of women I enjoy emptying my big hairy swingers into !!
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Plus cheesy bellend at top notch prices.
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Looks like a melted cow pat covered with Elton Johns scalding jizz.
Not something I’d eat. I’d offer it to my worst enemy, though.
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I did once get an M&S curry and some nans and poppadoms. Cost about 20 grand I think, but was fucking lovely.
I make an exception for some of the ‘slob’ food in M&S. It’s fucking lovely.
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Deeply upsetting though it will be to the more upper crust Cunter I found the M&S pink champagne really quite nice.
Glad I got that off my chest.
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Brilliant nom! By the sounds of it, these toasties should come with a free pass to the sterilisation centre.
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Don’t Forget Lazy Cunts Mcain do a Lovely Jacket Potato
Forget about buying a bag of Potatoes when you can buy a Frozen box of Two
You can eat it along with the cheese toastie or six (if you are an exceptionally Fat Cunt)
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If they recipients of benefits can afford that for the whole brood then obviously benefits need to be scaled back drastically. It fucking well depresses me to see how much I am taxed every fucking month. Benefits should be a temporary helpline not a lifestyle option.
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Better get used to having less, as the Chancellor has just announced massive tax increases! Best thing you can do to retaliate is torch a few immigration centres and DSS offices! But don’t forget to lock the doors before you torch them. Them dirty fucking immigrants stink enough without letting them around on fire!
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I’ve heard we are now going to be putting them on luxury cruise liners.
Suggest taking them out into the Atlantic and scuttling them once full up.
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£2.75? For that outlay, I’d expect it to be the diameter of a dinner plate.
Fuck me, you could make half a dozen of these, considerably cheaper, with a nice crusty loaf and some mature cheddar.
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I’m not a big fan of cheese.
Red Leister is nice.
Cheddars ok,
Don’t like them posh ones!
All snotty and mouldy.
Was working for a regular customer of mine near Christmas once,
And he said for starters at Christmas dinner him and his family had baked camambert!!
He must of read my expression of horror and turned to the lad who works for me
“Stu, what’s your favourite cheese?”
Stu. “Dairylea”.
😆😆
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You can’t beat a nice Camembert wrapped in thick slices of Smokey back bacon, baked in the oven and served in a fresh baguette!
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I’ll just have the bacon thanks Foggy.
On white bread not ‘baghuette’.
Don’t like French food.
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There’s an idea for boxing day there. Thank you I’m having that idea away.
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Cheese on toast? Luxury!! When I were a lad we couldn’t afford cheese. Our mam had to leave a IOU notice ont’ mouse trap! But we were ‘appy in those days!
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I’d pay £2.75 if it was twice the size and had crispy bacon inside……..
Mmmmmmmm.
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And a sachet of Daddies Sauce to go with it.
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ISAC at it’s finest, just the tonic after a run of shitty, in one case, literally, shifts. (Have you ever smelt melena? Not the immigrant bird that mops the floors). Excellent nom, and, the snack of choice of my less salubrious clientele.
Bravo, gents!
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Why are all these fat bitches kids on the spectrum or have ADhD (or both)?
Is it so they can excuse their shitty behaviour or does it bring in more benefits if you have a mong for a kid?
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The persons buying such an item will obviously be up to their tits in benefit fraud so it would be well advised for the government in this new age of financial disaster to post special squads of detectives in the shop to immediately arrest the wicked cunts involved.
What a grand morning it is,full English is in order.
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What sort of fucking cheese takes 27 minutes to melt in an oven?
I wonder how long it takes to digest this shit.
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Dick, there’s a fine line between cunting something and being an overly aggressive wanker
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Oh dear, I predict the shit is going to start flying. Perhaps your account was hacked?
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By Vernon Fox!
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I miss Vern, I often imagined him surrounded by reams of paper containing data and information printed from various dubious internet platforms and ‘papers’ ready to be served from his many class actions.
He was a real character.
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He is busy crowdfunding to pay off Alex Jones $965m fine.
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He just seems to have some kind of weird vitriolic hatred towards the disabled. Sorry but it does come off as a bit 1950s.
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Most of us on here have a vitriolic hatred of most people and things. The Guardian’s down the hall, first door on the left, in case you’re lost.
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It’s a pity someone as hateful as you is in a service job DCI. Perhaps you should consider a career change? 🤔
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@Opinionated Cunt…….https://youtu.be/oYOZ3IzRaf4
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And you’re drawing the line, eh?
Good luck. There’s a bloke in Worcestershire’ll have a chat with you, about that.
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It looks horrible and “Cathedral City” is just another one of the brands that try and convince people they are getting a premium product becuase of the name when in reality it’s just shite squitred out in some factory somewhere made for pennies.
Why anyone would pay nearly three pounds for this garbage is beyond me.
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Another bizarre case of convenience food being more expensive and less convenient than the homemade equivalent.
Such food (eapecially from Iceland) is an IQ test for our cherished underclass; can they work out that a loaf of bread and block of cheese is cheaper per lb?
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Bizarrely, Cathedral City mature cheddar is useless for cooking – it turned to grainy lumps when I grated some for a cheese and mushroom omelette.
The Asda home brand mature cheddar is far superior – it melts like a divine, cheesy, molten lava flow!
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You’re right about Cathedral City. Co-op Mousetrap works well too. Enhance the flavour with just a hint of Parmesan…
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Cheese and ham toastie in costa or starfucks…..nearly a fiver. And its microwaved.
Just saying
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I don’t see the appeal of Starfucks. It’s hardly coffee, is it?
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