Congratulations to lord Biryani who correctly predicted the sad demise of the legendary actor Leslie Phillips best known for his roles in the Carry on Films , The Navy Lark Harry Potter and much more.Phillips was 98 and died yesterday after a long illness.
On to Dead Pool 263
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and you can always steal other peoples picks from prior pools.No duplicates.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless a pick of yours has already been taken.
5)Awards are awarded based on the time of announcement not necessarily time of death.
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Rolf Harris
Ruth Buzzi
Simon Cowell (Wildlife SOS)
Ronald Blythe
Frank Field
0
And by Frank Field I mean the former MP not the US meterologist.
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Lord B.
0
George Alagiah
James Earl Justice
Jasper Carrot
Jimmy Tarbuck
Michael Parkinson
1
Beast of Bolsover
Eric Clapton
Marky ramone
Billy Connolly
Queen Camilla
0
Fucming hell, James Earl Jones
0
Society
Manners
Ability to communicate
Humour
Stoicism
9
Sorry CC but that lot died some time ago.
6
Keith Richards
Alan Bleasdale
Michael Heseltine
Gary Ridgway
Judi Dench
2
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Euan Blair
Leo Blair
Nick Blair
Hoping for a private plane accident..
11
Jimmy Carter
Bob Barker
Mel Brooks
Tony Bennett
Pope Benedict
Good Darts Lord
0
Leslie Phillips was one of a kind. Only Terry-Thomas could pull off the same sort of character, with charm and aplomb.
9
Joe Brown (singer)
Marty Wilde
Petula Clark
Ringo Starr
Terence Stamp (actor)
0
George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
Michael Osterholm
Nancy Pelosi
Pope Francis
Cuntgrats Biryani
1
Hey TitSlapper
I don’t mean to be a killjoy but Loretta Lynn bought it last month.
3
Really why didn’t I win then? Would of been my first Lmao
oh well good to know now thanks General
2
Hey SlitTapper*
Loretta croaked on Oct. 4, 2022.
As they say in sports; Check the tape and file an appeal with the League.
*What?
0
Admittedly it was my own fault, I missed the last 2 Deadpools
October was a blur of pot smoke, binge watching films & tv and playing video games but I was surprised she died. I just assumed my noms carried on magically I guess lol
1
David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
John Boorman
Bruce Dern
Erich Von Daniken
0
Stormzy (stabbed)
Dave (stabbed)
Roots Manuva (stabbed)
Skepta (stabbed)
Headie One (stabbed)
7
Congratulations M’Lord.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
Norman Jewison
Ron Yeats
Neil Coles (golfer)
0
Taylor – Duran Duran
James Whale – DJ
Richard Attenborough – cock-waffler
Miriam Margolise – Lez
Prunella Scales – Sybil
1
David Attenborough, my mistake.
0
No two for the price of one offers in DP. Which Taylor? Roger (their drummer) or Andy (their guitarist)?
3
oh hellloooo …. I say…. Leslie Phillips = Legend 🙁
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Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Virginnia Mckenna
Robert Blake (us actor)
David Owen
1
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Sally Thomsett
Liz Truss
Liza Minelli
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Ray Reardon
Dickie Davies
0
Tut tut.
Where are my manners ?
Bang on, Lord B.
1
Cheers Jack 👍
0
Henry Kissinger
Bobby Charlton
David Gold
Joni Mitchell
Lord Prescott
0
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
0
William Daniels (voice of KITT)
Peter Higgs
Douglas Hurd
Kathie Griffith
Charlie Dimmock
0
*kathiie Griffin.
0
Ken Clarke
Bill Cash
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
0
George Takei
Anita Harris
Paul Stookey
Peter Yarrow
Walter Koenig
Good darts Lord B
0
Jet Black
Colin Jeavons
Doreen Mantle
Freddie ‘parrot face’ Davies
Eddie Izzard (killed by his false arse exploding)
2
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
June Lockhart.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Gerald Harper.
0
Pete Murray, willie mays Wendy Craig Kenneth cope Kenny sansom
0
Levi Davis
0
Dennis Law
Michael Caine
Frederick Forsyth
Joe Bugner
Danny DeVito
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
Eric Burdon
Cliff Richard
0