Dead Pool [263]

Congratulations to lord Biryani who correctly predicted the sad demise of the legendary actor Leslie Phillips best known for his roles in the Carry on Films , The Navy Lark Harry Potter and much more.Phillips was 98 and died yesterday after a long illness.

On to Dead Pool 263

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and you can always steal other peoples picks from prior pools.No duplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless a pick of yours has already been taken.

5)Awards are awarded based on the time of announcement not necessarily time of death.

67 thoughts on “Dead Pool [263]

  1. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Lord B.

  2. Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Euan Blair
    Leo Blair
    Nick Blair

    Hoping for a private plane accident..

  3. Leslie Phillips was one of a kind. Only Terry-Thomas could pull off the same sort of character, with charm and aplomb.

    • Hey TitSlapper

      I don’t mean to be a killjoy but Loretta Lynn bought it last month.

      • Really why didn’t I win then? Would of been my first Lmao

        oh well good to know now thanks General

      • Hey SlitTapper*

        Loretta croaked on Oct. 4, 2022.

        As they say in sports; Check the tape and file an appeal with the League.

        *What?

      • Admittedly it was my own fault, I missed the last 2 Deadpools

        October was a blur of pot smoke, binge watching films & tv and playing video games but I was surprised she died. I just assumed my noms carried on magically I guess lol

  4. Stormzy (stabbed)
    Dave (stabbed)
    Roots Manuva (stabbed)
    Skepta (stabbed)
    Headie One (stabbed)

  5. Congratulations M’Lord.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Len Deighton
    Norman Jewison
    Ron Yeats
    Neil Coles (golfer)

  6. Taylor – Duran Duran
    James Whale – DJ
    Richard Attenborough – cock-waffler
    Miriam Margolise – Lez
    Prunella Scales – Sybil

  7. oh hellloooo …. I say…. Leslie Phillips = Legend 🙁
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    David Owen

  8. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  9. William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Peter Higgs
    Douglas Hurd
    Kathie Griffith
    Charlie Dimmock

  10. Jet Black
    Colin Jeavons
    Doreen Mantle
    Freddie ‘parrot face’ Davies
    Eddie Izzard (killed by his false arse exploding)

  11. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Cliff Richard

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