Congratulations to lord Biryani who correctly predicted the sad demise of the legendary actor Leslie Phillips best known for his roles in the Carry on Films , The Navy Lark Harry Potter and much more.Phillips was 98 and died yesterday after a long illness.
On to Dead Pool 263
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and you can always steal other peoples picks from prior pools.No duplicates.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless a pick of yours has already been taken.
5)Awards are awarded based on the time of announcement not necessarily time of death.
Julie Goodyear
Barbara Knox
Stan Bowles
Don King
Ratko Mladic
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Congrats Lord Biryani
As I never even come close, let’s have a Suicide / Murder edition:
Liz Truss: Found dead in the lieu at the Palace of Westminster having been drowned in a toilet bowl by a group of unknown Tories.
Joe Biden: Lethal injection by his staff.
The entire Los Angeles Dodgers Baseball team: In a mass poison Gatorade drinking event a la Jim Jones.
Alec Baldwin: Shoots himself while demonstrating how he didn’t shoot Halyna Hutchins.
Paul Pelosi: Beaten to death by Nancy when she realizes there was no break in but rather it was a gay lovers spat.
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Bugger me it feels weird not to have old favourite Leslie P not available on the slate anymore. Almost made the ton but no time for sentiment:
Vanessa Redgrave
Benjamin Ferencz
Dook of Kent
Barry Manilow
Steven Berkoff
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David Hockney
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Barry Fry
Eddie Stobart.
Nice work Lord B.
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I think Eddie died in 2011
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Eddie snr born 18/04/1929 still with us. His son, Eddie jnr, died 31/03/2011.
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Joss Ackland
John Nettleton
Sidney Cooke
Rev Martin Smyth
Gerry Adams
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Tony Blair, 🙏🏼
Michael Douglas
Attenborough chap
Greta thunberg
Keith Vaz
obviously more of a wish list.
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Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Glynis John
Gudrun Ure
John Layton (singer star of the great escape)
Dick Van Dyke
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Mohamed Al-Fayed
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
John Cruikshank VC
Julie Andrews
Joe Brown
Anyone have Bill Treacher?
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Deploy the Sausage had Bill Treacher in the previous pool and he died on Saturday but I think his death was only announced today while Leslie Phillips died on Monday.
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I see Joe Brown is already taken, May I swap for:
Sandy Gall (Journalist)
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
Hopefully during the World Cup.
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Willie Nelson
Billy Connelly
Doddie weir
Rob burrows
Gregor Townsend ( borders prick and Uber cunt )
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John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Michael Berryman
George Chakiris
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Joe Don Baker (Jack Wade in Goldeneye)
Brigitte Bardot
Joe Biden
Alain Delon
Lee Majors
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In there, Lord Biryani .
Farewell to the old bounder. RIP.☹
Patsy King
Ann Blyth
Tony Barber
Wilf McGuinness
Klaus Voormann
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Tom Baker
Russell grant
Timmy mallet
Jimmy cricket
Phil cool
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Miss his humour.
The girls he used to chase will miss him dearly.
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Alan Arkin
Prunella Scales
Timothy West
Sidney Cooke (painfully I hope)
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Fuck!! Sidney Cooke is taken
I’ll have to have Jack Nicholson.
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Steve Wright (formally in the afternoon)
Henry Blofeld
Andy ‘Dinger’ Bell (Erasure Front ‘man’)
Geoff Boycott
Billy Fucking Bragg.
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Oh no, Nik Turner, flutist of legendary space rock band, Hawkwind died on Thursday.
https://www.punknews.org/article/78649/inmemoriam-nik-turner-of-hawkwind-has-passed-away
Great flute player, very wild and cosmic. “Master of the Universe” is one of my favourite songs of all time.
Rock on, Nik, rock on! 😀
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Master of the Universe (Live 1972, from Space Ritual)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=TcWsq4RGXgk&feature=emb_title&ab_channel=Hawkwind-Topic
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