Carol Vorderman (5)

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Carol Vorderman is a cunt, bare with me on this, she is a cunt because she is at max attention seeking level most of the time.

There is trend for over the hill mutton to get a shit load of plastic surgery, head to toe and then push for a last gasp on the career, do all sorts of racey pics, for shitty pr cunts who say things like CV is the most beautiful woman in the world,,,, wait, what are you having a fucking laugh, I bet she has more seams than a patchwork quilt, I’m surprised she hasn’t got a goaty, she’s had facelifts to the point we’re her snatch must be almost up to her chin by now, and yet she still has that wayward eye, again maybe one side of the face is tighter than the other.

There are lots of others playing to same surgery game followed by shameless attention seeking, Devina Mc Call, Amanda Holden, Claudia Wrinklman, Holly Willaby and countless others.

Some of you will disagree of course, but rather that self serving, over the hill attention seeking, TV slebs doing adds for old people in tight outfits claiming to be the most beautiful woman in the world, I think they need to stop, look around, see some of the actual most beautiful women in the world and realise, I’m a celebrity get me out of here looms soon enogh, and when the career has been fully milked there will always be an ex husband and kids who hardly know them……. The most beautiful woman in the world…. Cunt

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Nominated by Fuglyucker

79 thoughts on “Carol Vorderman (5)”

  1. The stupid old whore looks like a Frankenstein monster you inflate with a foot pump.

  2. I used to like Carol in the 80s and 90s. When she was on Countdown then, she was clever, she wasn’t flashy, and she was sexy. Then she caught the celebrity disease in the early 2000s. She got loads of ‘work’ done on herself, and now she has more fiberglass than the edifice of the Arndale Centre. Carol also lost her self respect around the same time, and a woman with her brains acting so stupid is not nice to see.

    Also, if she was going to get her knockers out, she should have done it when she was younger. I wouldn’t have minded that.

    • Word on the dark web is that she killed Richard Whitely.
      Drowned him in her own pussy-juice one New Year’s Eve.
      Big gusher is Carol.
      The floods in England of late? Yup… her.

      Of course, in Scotland, it must be some other gooshing gash that is flooding us. Can’t be Nicola Sturgeon, her blurt is like Death Valley.
      And retired coal-miners sealed up Claire Grogan’s cooch in 1997.
      Must be a foreigner. A big Romanian heffer. The plot thickens…

  4. Well hardly the “Pride of Britain” and “the most beautiful woman in the world” requires a massive suspension of disbelief but I won’t hear a word against Carol. Tits and arse…….that’s all Freddie sees. And Freddie likes.
    Yeah they may all fall apart if I got my hands on them but as that’s never going to happen I won’t worry about it.
    Not a cunt I say.

    • She’s a disgrace.
      Imagine if your granny started swanning about in a mini skirt and too much lipstick?

      The elderly should act their age.
      Angela Lansbury didn’t act like a slag!

      Everyone says she’s something special but she’s basically a calculator crossed with a blow up doll.

      She should calm down.
      Go Bingo or start knitting.
      I feel embarrassed for her.

      • What the fuck?!!!
        Has everyone got the morals of alley cats?

        No way I’d of watched Murder she wrote if Id of known she was a dirty old scrubber!

        What a fuckin world.

        Only me with virtue and prudence.

  5. Carol is the exception to the slags mentioned, but more proud of the intelligence of actress Charlotte Rampling for not going down the glamour skin tightening route and used her intellect wisely, in the cinema I enjoy, mainly for the foreign film market.

  8. She may be “over the Hill” she may even be “embalmed” but I would roger her rabbit hutch in an instant, and go back for more!

    • That’s the spirit! May I also point out that Carol is a brexiteer, unlike the usual pathetic bunch of slebs who say what their agent tells them to say.
      Oh, and Sir Nigel is a big fan ……..apparently he used to watch Countdown when he was in hospital after his plane “accident” and developed a crush on her.
      Haters are gonna hate, as our snowflake friends say.

    • Her pictures are usually stir inducing & I like that arse, full of plastic or not, but my worry is how dry she might be downstairs….
      I’m imagining trying to poke a bag full of builders sand….

  10. I got banned from Facebook once for comments about carol vorderman calling her a slapper and mutton dressed as lamb, and shouting out loud what I would do to her whilst I was naked,maybe it was a bad Idea knocking one out over a Facebook live page about her

  11. I think that people are being a little too fussy.

    I would quite happily cough my monkey custard over her baps.
    Even if they are plastic.

    • I’m out of her league.
      Sorry but it’s the truth.
      I deserve better.

      If she came in the pub and tried acting all seductive I’d have to be straight with her.

      “Look you old twat,
      Buy your own drink.

      And fuckin shift I can’t see the pool table”

      I’d probably put a beer towel over her head so I didn’t have to look at her surgically constructed face.

  12. I’ve oft fantasied about seeing the lovely Carol taking a length from a well hung African or two.

  14. She helped sell equity release to hapless old fools so she is indeed a cunt.

    I expect she’s still absolute filth in the sack so I’m willing to deduct half a cunt point in her favour.

    Good show.

  15. Good nom. Vorderman has been irritating me for years through her absurd plastic surgery and “look at my butt” routine. Davina McCall is equally annoying. As for Winkelman, she has as much allure as a cocker spaniel straight out of the dog grooming parlour.

    The shame is that Vorderman has an excellent brain – a first in mathematics from Oxford. She could have spent her time in a beautiful intellectual pursuits instead of injecting plastic and collagen into her boobs, lips and ass like some half witted bimbo. Still, she’s probably making more money.

    • In terms of looks, Winkelman is not in the same postcode as Vorderman or McCall.

      She looks like Zira from Planet of the Apes.

  17. I think she’s gone too far now in the plastic stakes, but I would still ream her arsehole out and jizz on her tits.

  18. Madogga is the worst of the lot. Flashing her bits on social media at 64 years of age. It’s disgusting and grotesque. Mind you, she always was..

    If a so-called ‘ordinary’ pensionable woman got her tits out, flashed her gash, and sucked off black toyboys in public, they’d be sectioned and put in the local nuthouse. Madogga should be put away, the demented dirty old bitch…

    • If a so-called ‘ordinary’ pensionable woman got her tits out, flashed her gash, and sucked off black toyboys in public, they’d be sectioned and put in the local nuthouse

      …well, I for one wouldn’t report her!

    • Madonna is famed for changing her style and appearance, although what she’s mutated into recently is anyone’s guess.

  20. Off topic.

    The beer mat in this pub says on one side-

    ‘You cannot joke about anything nowadays’

    On the other side it says-

    ‘Well you can. Funny stuff. Sexist hate isn’t funny. So if it happens at this table,
    give it the yellow card’.

    It is mostly black with yellow on it.

  21. Mutton done up as lamb nothing more, nothing less. She applied to be in one of the nudie epics of Boggs Filmed Pornographic Productions (Taiwan) Ltd, but her price was too high (we never pay more than £10 a day) and we couldn’t afford all the Pollyfilla she would have needed for makeup or the prosthetic fanny.

    • She acts the sex Kitten but it’d soon wear thin.

      Kiss her and it’d taste of Sanatogen and Werther’s original.

      She’d nod off in the cinema.

      Her hips would give in out dancing.

      These old bids who have Botox and tit jobs?
      They always forget their necks and hands.

      Necks all wrinkly like a turkey,
      And hands with big veins an swollen knuckles.

      They should wear gloves and scarves if they want to be younger looking.

  23. And the face she’d make when I snapped a pool cue across the back of her nut.

  24. Off topic but those cunts have just struck a deal to give more money to the 3rd world shitholes for ‘all the damage caused by global warming’

    Kill me now

    • Bu they are not grateful – they had some blick wimmiz on the radio at lunchtime who regarded it as a down payment for all de suffering dey had bin threw, innit (The World At One Wireless 4 20/11). The entitlement is amazing, “Compensation” is now their favourite word after “benefits”

      • I say keep whining and grifting. It will alienate the majority and make a truly conservative government more likely in future.

  25. I’m sorry but I unashamedly love this trend of 40+ whores tarting themselves up just to turn themselves into wank fodder for males of all ages and long may it continue… Imagine getting to pump away at her from behind for real… I mean… Wow x

  26. At this point I’d like to declare my undying love for Olivia Utley from GBNews.
    She is fucking essence.

    • Madonna has never been wank fodder for me. Carol though never was when she first started out on countdown (google pics) and now she’s unrecognisable, but somewhere in between, maybe five or six years ago I was wanking stupid over her

  29. Apart from Carol,

    Looks like GB is heading back into the warm arms of the EU….

    Hello to swarms of more cheap shit euro labour in addition to the uneducated/ uncivilised cunts that paddle across the ENGLISH channel

    Elections every 5 years , what’s the fucking point…bye bye GB, hello the euro and government from bleeding Brussels.

    Interestingly enough I was watching an episode of the world at war recently. One clip showed good old tommys liberating Mastericht, makes you wonder why they bothered….💩

    🔙🔛🔝🔜

  30. Check out Cathy Hynter. One of the original members of Countdown. And a lot less of a bitch the Carol Vorderman!

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