Men in skirts (even the pilots)
Mandatory inclusivity training
Pronoun badges
Visible tattoos
Seriously, who the fuck wants to step onto an airborne freak show flown by Lily Fucking Savage? It’s a sexual deviant’s wet dream.
If the bearded onanist wants to get me on one of his planes he’ll need to get rid of all this shit, return to Blighty and pay some fucking tax, the faux hippy cunt.
https://www.joe.co.uk/news/virgin-atlantic-gender-policy-361026
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
Is this following a survey to find out what the majority of their passengers want?
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I think Branson is working along the lines of the old adage ‘The public want what the public gets.’
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That was ‘The Jam’…. Eton Rifles. 😁
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Going underground.
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Absolutely 😀
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Are the flights competitively priced.
Will you get me to my destination on time.
Can I get alcoholic drinks.
Answer yes to those three questions.
That’s all travellers want.
Now stick your gender bender crap where the sun doesn’t shine..
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Though seeing the collection of freaks on the YouTube clip they would most definitely enjoy that..
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I don’t want glitter in my gin fizz. May I have another barf bag please.
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I’ve seen that advert with the mincing cunt on it serving drinks with pink glitter eye shadow.
Makes me fucking sick. Makes me never wanna fly Virgin ever again (through fear of getting bummed mainly)
As the old saying goes:
‘Go woke, Go broke’
Watch this space Branson, you’ve just consigned your Airline down the shitter. Fucking Bell-End.
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Why is it the majority of the male cabin stewards seem to be of the shirt lifter persuasion? Is it too much pressurised cabin syndrome?
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Maybe they’re just rocking the sausage jockey look to get amongst all those prime (yet unsuspecting) lasses? That said, in these days of inclusivity you’re just as likely to be served your over priced in-flight bevvies by a gravitationally challenged lass with a face like a welders bench so maybe not……
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Apparently, dressing up in your chosen gender’s clothes ‘makes the person feel empowered’.
So empowered in fact that if you address them with the wrong pronoun they will burst into tears.
How many people are going to be banned from future Virgin flights for using the wrong pronoun towards the staff?
I have heard that the level of service on Virgin Atlantic flights is very good.
It’s strange why the company feel the need to fuck everything up.
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To use an old naval phrase. ‘If there’s sand in the Vaseline, it’ll be a rough passage over the Atlantic’.
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Customer service is abound with poofery. Think John Inman in ‘are you being served?’ It’s not new, people of the mincey persuasion don’t do manual work as such, so serving tea and coffee all day is perfect. They can save their energy for bumfoolery and weekend protest marches the lazy bandits.
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Made themselves a massive target for a peaceful terrorist, the fucking idiots. They might as well paint a big fucking target on their planes now. I’d rather eat Jeffrey Dahmer’s rotting leftovers than get on their freakshow in the sky.
And I always pretend to be asleep when a bender comes with food and drink on a plane, then ‘wake up’ when a bird stewardess appears. I don’t want bits of shite and spunk on my complimentary peanuts, thank you very much. What to do if every cunt is a weirdo though?
Vomit inducing advert, accompanied by a song loved by degenerates. That bit where the lezza with shit all over her face with the shaved head pulls a scary face at a little girl? What the fuck is that? It’s not even a silly face, it’s deliberately scary. I’d get up and strange the fucking bitch for scaring little kids like that.
If I want to go to a freak show I’ll go to Gloucester or rural East Anglia for the weekend, you cunts.
And that advert was only missing Richard Branston Pickle running naked down the aisle in make up – wanking on the passengers, while midgets piss on him from the overhead lockers.
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The Forest of Dean and Kings Lynn come highly recommended for meeting the six fingered breed of people. Two places where everbody is related, and you’re told “you ain’t from round these parts”. I’ve been to both and survived, it’s like The Worlds End, Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead all rolled into one. Places so backward that the wheel isn’t a common sight.
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A small town in the Rossendale valley, 7 miles north of Rochdale..called Bacup…is “squeel like a pig, six finger , banjo playing type place…🧐
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Basically I don’t want poofs and other sexual deviants around me.They have some dirty habits I don’t approve of. I certainly don’t want them serving me food and drink! I’m already terrified when I’m on a plane so I don’t want to have to think about where the geezer dressed as a bird has been sticking his fingers when he’s behind that curtain .
Dirty, unnatural bastards.
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Episode 200 of Air Crash Investigation.
“Virgin 267 Heavy to tower. This is the head steward on the flight. Mayday! Mayday! We cannot lower our landing gear, Captain Quentin and First Officer Somerville have removed the lever and have an end each up their arses. They’ve also deployed the oxygen masks and are wearing them because it gives them the gayness horn. The cabin’s flight instruments are covered in spunk and (“Whoop! Whoop! Terrain Terrain!”)
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I’d as soon travel on Con Air with Cyrus the Virus,Garland Green and even that Cunt,Nicholas Cage than risk becoming an unwilling member of The Mile High Club at the hands of some demented homosexual Trolley-Dolly on a Virgin flight.
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“He’s got the whole world in his hands”… 🤣
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Indeed DF. I can see safety issues here.
If some unsuspecting bloke went to the shitter mid flight, there’d be a stampede of fruity gentleman down the aisle to the shithouse door, causing the plane to tip over.
It’s fucking terrifying when you think about it.
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Complimentary Monkeypox and The Aids with every meal.
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“I am what I am” seems to be the anthem for these deviants where “I am what is socially acceptable” applies to the rest of us.
I may have the urge to put a meat cleaver into some mincing homosexuals head, to rip off a transsexual’s wig and repeatedly smash them in their over made-up faces, or to slaughter a pig and leave it at the doors of a mosque, but I don’t do those things as I know that they are not appropriate.
Air crew have responsibility for the safety of their passengers.
It is simply not appropriate to give into their emotions.
There are more important things than their dressing up games.
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Agreed. Don’t want some glittered he-she to be too busy adjusting his skirt & make-up before deploying the emergency slide.
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Indeed. Precious seconds lost as the plane bursts into flames on landing.
“Help us! Put your make up down for a second..”
“But there are TV cameras outside. I need to look fabulous, dahling!”
“For fuck’ sake. Open your back door, we need to slide down your chute!”
“Oooo-oooooh. Pardon!…”
“Aaarggh my face is melting!”
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They can spend as much money on lies as they want but the fact remains that I,and I don’t think I’m alone here,certainly would not dream of being confined in an aluminium tube with abnormal pox breeding cunts.
AIDS aircraft are not for me.
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I hope Pastor Martin Ssempa books a ticket, just so he can rant and rave at them for the entire flight.
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Make sure he takes his sewing kit with him.
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Just another example of the advertising agencies not understanding that by making this kind of shit advert (just like the preponderance of mixed race couples ones) that they are pandering to about 2% of the population. Branson has always managed to play the cunt though & I rather suspect, given his alleged habit of shagging cabin crew, that he fancies a length of trouser snake where the sun don’t shine.
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Flying fucking freakshow. Grinning, bearded, hippy cunt.
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Morning CC, I’ll bet the Welsh are quite excited by all this talk of man flying through the air in metal tubes.
Hopefully, commercial flights will become available in Wales within the next 10 years, although the planes’ll be ancient ones like Indiana Jones would fly over the Himalayas and paying passengers would have to share their wooden benches with chickens and sheep.
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I have reported your hate speech to Drakeford. Again. Expect a knock on your door from y Heddlu.
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Imagine if one of these cabaret planes had to crash land and your stuck on a deserted archipelago with the survivors?!!!
Sort of lord of the flies meets deliverance?
Death by maumau.
I’d craft their skirts into a sail for my raft and me and Wilson would get out of there!!
Only to find Mrs miserable had moved on and remarried in the mistaken belief I’d been bummed then cannibalised by the cabin crew.☹️
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What makes you think the crash landing part would be necessary for such an outcome?
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In that film “Alive”, I believe they ate the dead pilots’ arses first as they presumed that meat would be the most succulent.
Imagine crashing in a mountain range on a Virgin flight and having to cannibalise one of their fruity flight attendents arses…you’d get extra helpings of protein as you accidentally consumed, along with their buttock flesh, the spunk residue of dozens of mıncers.
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I tried to watch that ad, found myself feeling physically sick.
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The wife and I had a disagree about this advert.
Early in the advert, a ‘woman’ stares at a ‘man’ on the moving walkway as they pass each other. ‘She’ trips as she leaves the walkway.
I reckon both characters are the same person. I think it’s a bloke.
She’s reckons it’s a man and a woman and I’m a daft cunt.
Am I right or a blind cunt?
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‘disagreement’
Fucking cunt of a phone in Borat mode.
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Cue fake, over-dramstised ’emergency’ involving a Virgin 747, runway evacuation, etc, to prove to the world that the passengers would have all died if it were not for the freak-show trolley dollys’ expert skills and training.
Everyone would have died if it wasn’t staffed by ass bandits. That’s why Alan Turing was a genius, and Oscar Wilde, but definitely not Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Bren gun the lot
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I am ashamed to say I am flying to Miami next month with VA. I booked it on the basis of price, about half that of American Airlines (my preferred choice) or BA. If I had seen their advertising I would have looked elsewhere. The fact that they were half the price of the alternatives might suggest their advertising isn’t working.
I had an Uncle who was a senior pilot on Eastern Airlines (now defunct) who use to fly with a gun strapped to his ankle. If anyone was going to try and take his aircraft it would have been over his dead body, as he told me. That would probably be an advertising opportunity for some enterprising airline, a normal, big, white, heterosexual, bloke with a gun in charge of your aircraft, with good looking, big titted birds, under 30, serving the drinks. Let’s get back to the old ways and make flying a pleasure again.
Whilst I am on about it, how about some dress standards for the passengers? No sleeveless T-shirts as a minimum, maybe even jacket and tie and skirts or dresses for the women. I would also introduce some sort of intelligence test in the passport application. When you travel abroad you act as an ambassador for your country so we don’t want the wrong sort going off and letting the side down.
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Wanna see the world?!!…no.
Fancy a sandy beach, palm trees and sunshine?…no, I don’t.
Wanna see exotic locations and meet the people?…I’d rather not.
How about the hustle and bustle of NY?…naw.
Carnivale! How about Rio?…naw.
Australia?…nope.
Err, Ireland! The emerald Isle!….I’d rather not.
Branson hasnt a fuckin chance of dipping my wallet.
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Not mine
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I’ve flown with Virgin a couple of times and it was all ok. I’ll never use them again after this deviant pervert fest. Let’s face it most cabin crew are dinner-mashers but theres no need to rub it your face. Why not go the whole way and advertise virgin flights as a free for all bum bash.
Instead of a seatbelt light you could have an arse. When that lights up you’re free to bugger the shirt lifter in front. That bearded twat will soon revert back when his wallet is hit.
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Why would anyone want to travel on Branson’s “wokeair” dispicable twisting of the natural order.
Anyway you dont need to travel to enjoy the people and cultures of far off poxholes, just open your front door and they and it are entrenched in your locality.
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“This is your bearded Captain Sharon speaking. We will be mincing today at 37,000 feet. The entry into San Francisco will be rough but enough about myself and my 6 foot 3 moustachioed Co Pilot Britney. Please enjoy our complimentary creamy and salty peanuts being handed to you by Daisy, the handle barred moustached Cabin Crew Supervisor. Our in flight movie today is Broke Back Mountain. In flight radio is Judy Garland singing Somewhere over the Rainbow on a constant loop. Please sit back and relax, and enjoy the flight”.
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Fuck me, fancy breaking wind loudly in that scenario? You would be Lubbocked worse than at a Barrymore pool party. All the lifters having a catfight seeing who will have the first go at the virgin.
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The other issue with that advert is the insistence of showing a female pilot.
I’m shit scared of flying anyway.
Flying with VA would mean not only having to be worried about spunk flavoured crisps being served and having my champagne glass rimmed up some bearded glittery she-he’s arse hole, I now have to be extra scared about some power trip wimminz (who’d struggle to reverse park a Ford KA) flying the Boeing 767 I was on!
I don’t think my nerves could cope flying with Virgin Atlantic!!!!!
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The (hopefully) female pilot does arouse an interest. The rest of the advert is a bit ott for me. What about that scary munter with the spikes on the shoulders the head would look good over the bookcase I suppose. Basically one of the universal laws Branson is and always has been a cunt and will continue to be one till this universe ends. I have always harboured a dislike for Branson as he is the standard model for slimy unctuous cuntishness fuck him and his endevours
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I’ve only seen this puke inducing ad on YouTube. Is it on the idiot lantern now?
I last flew Virgin in 1994, when they had normal people as cabin crew.
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Branson. A monumental cunt of epic proportions.
Jamie Reid was right. Never ever trust a hippie….
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