Special Roles for Black Actors

I know Lenny Henry was cunted previously, but I think it was a personal cunitng again, rather than what he did.

What happened was that he got a role in the Lord of the Rings film – nowt wrong with that I hear you say. After all, he is a talented actor we all love and is one step from being beatified to a National Treasure (hope you all realise that this is sarcasm).

Anyway, the issue was that the role was completely made up – the character he was meant to be hadn’t appeared in any of the books, but they had to shoe-horn in a person of colour (as opposed to a coloured person, which is, apparently, offensive) and, hence, made up a new character.

I didn’t really think anymore of it until I received an email flyer from Wilton’s Music Hall for a Christmas Wind in the Willows special. There are two new characters “Duck” and “Otter” – both for dark keys. However, Mole is now also a silvery moon.

Honestly – where will this shot stop (not with the current “conservative” party, that’s for sure).

I’m sorry, but I can’t add a link as the one to the music hall just shows the show, not pictures of the characters.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford

150 thoughts on “Special Roles for Black Actors

  1. Any advertising that is African does not apply to me. I had the misfortune to watch red bull soap box race in Mumbai. The 100% of the crowd was fucking Indian. I wept for their lack of diversity. Sad times.

  2. I just saw something about the BBC and Disney + joining forces to make Doctor Who. Two of the biggest wokest cunts in the entertainment industry will make it unwatchable for many years to come, even though the BBC was doing a fine job of that by itself.

    • As if it was ever in any sense of the world ‘watchable’ in the first place ?.damn peerless theme tune though ? A quirky period piece of its time but you have to question the..philosophical/cultural.hinterlands of anyone finding any stimulation in this garbage ? l swerved it as a pan lid.Preferred Crown Court,Pogles Wood,Mary,Mungo&midge instead,creations l suspect of herbally enhanced creatives of the golden era.

      • Crown Court was indeed bloody good. Used a bit ofJanacek’s Sinfonietta as a sig, horribly edgy piece.
        General Hospital was good, too. Mr. Parker-Brown and Mr. Armstrong always bickering.

  3. My favourite thing is when they put a black actor in a role that was written as a white person.

    James Bond will be next, although to be fair , they turned Craig’s Bond into such a fucking cuck, that it is already ruined.

    Therefore I think Hugh Grant should play John Shaft next time they make it, only fair.

    • In the last 5 Bond offerings Q has become Gay, Felix Lighter is Black, Miss Moneypenny is Black, 007 is now a Black Woman in the latest film, what a sorry show of weakness, shove it right up your open rectum’s the people in charge of what was a brilliant franchise.!

  4. Off topic. Just seen on the bleeding bastard corporations.

    £7,000,000.00 a fucking day on illegal channel crossing camel shaggers…

    £2,5000,000,000.00. A fucking year.

    Our own people can’t put the bleeding heating on….

    Shame on the politician cunts…💩

    • The cunts are talking about scrubbing the triple lock on pensions and benefits, but giving 2.5 billion away to ILLEGAL FUCKING IMMIGRANTS is ok.

      NO IT FUCKING IS’NT.

      These illegal immigrants should get..,

      FUCK ALL….!

      • 50 fucking years of paying tax and national insurance so the politicians can give it away to these BASTARDS…

        AAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH….. BASTARDS

      • Just steal anything you want from now on, there is no longer any kind of legal system in place. If you get caught just say ” fucking prove it “.

  5. How embarrassing it much be for the n*gnog knowing that the only got that part in a movie/TV show because they tick a box. “
    Casting Director: “Now then, who should be put to play HM The King in this blockbuster? How about Jeremy Irons? Or Harry Enfeild? He even looks like the jug eared cunt?
    Lackey: “No, all too white. We need to hire a n*gnog I’m afraid. What about little Umboko M’Wengweh from the charity ads”
    CD “can he act?”
    Lackey: “No, but he’s black and has only one arm, missing a foot and was born stupid”
    CD: “Perfect! Get him to come see me when he’s finished getting water for his village”.

    • All part of ‘Common-Purpose’…read Cultural Marxism handbook.A long-game.Termiting attacks on a countries cultural identity foundation in pursuance of a corporate-techno-dystopia with homogenous serfdom at it’s source.

      Well within that lavishly bearded satanist- Mordecai Marx’s Communist manifesto.They’re fucking with our minds,memories and treasured common cultural touchstones and seemingly getting away with it.This is becoming glaringly obvious right now.

  6. From poverty stricken Dudley in the black country, Lenny Henry’s becoming a bit of a tycoon with all the made up parts his beloved beeb have squeezed him in. With wealth stoked upon the pea brain, his raccoon breeding farm will now flourish.

    • Never did like that fucking n*gnog. For one he’s from Dudley, which automatically makes him a cunt, and secondly he’s not remotely funny!

      • I have it on good authority that the cunt made a scene in the VD clinic in Doodlay many years ago.

  7. The amount of period and historical dramas crammed with treeswingers is ridiculous.

    Upper class society in regency England, and it’s full of egg and spoons in finery and powdered wigs.

    Ann Boleyn – wife of Henry VIII and mother of Elizabeth I – portrayed as a full blown sambeaux.🤣

    And even kids fairy stories. Cinderella, Tinkerbell and Rapunzel are now all Francis Biggers.

    I mean, for fucks sake……🙄

    • Francis Biggers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  8. Being a huge fan of the original books I watched this thing…it was not great.

    Strong female characters…check
    Coloured folk jammed in…check
    Suggested homo between elve student and master….check
    Dids and gypos given far too long on the screen….check

    Not as bad as the hateful Resident Evil thng Netflix made but I hope it dies with one season and is cast into the fires of mount doom.

    You see good means something you’d go back to and watch again. For TV that means things like Tales o the Unexpetced and The Avengers, for film it means things like Ghostbusters and The Thing. Not this PC tripe made for idiots.

    The LOTR ilms from the 2000s were a class way above this drivel.

    • The originals were magnificent films I agree.

      I have not even bothered to try with these, I know full well I’ll be disappointed for the reasons you’ve highlighted.

      Just as well Tolkien is dead.

    • And yet….once in a while from leftfield comes something awesome in scope.I speak of Game of Thrones,apparently influenced by LOTR but if there’s a better drama than this,I’ve yet to see it.It got everything thrown, in even a spot of light flaying by the Bolton clan with excellent archery to boot.

  9. It’s only what was done with that other over long, improbable and boring work of fiction, the bible.
    When it was being forced on me as a child in school it was all full of white people.
    The illustrations that accompany this guff all look like fucking hipsters.
    Not even a suntan.
    Aladdin looked more realistic.

    • Moses The Lawgiver was excellent as was Ben Hur…not sure if Ben was in The Bible though.

  10. Didn’t this cunt do ” black” impersonations on (new faces) telly program in the seventies , in effect taking the piss out of his fellow black brethren…..what a fucking dim “rich” turd this twat is…💩

  11. It’s about as appropriate as making 12 years a slave” with Vinnie Jones as the protagonist .

  12. Got to admit too much choice on TV now with all the streaming channels etc..four channels of dross was plenty until channel five popped up there’s only so much old bollocks one can get through I’m ditching our sky subscription as it’s rising again I’ll stick to the free streamed stuff and reruns of the persuaders!

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