James “Not Interested in Compo” Smith

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“I’m not interested in money”
No, why are you insulted by the response, then?

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Can’t get my head round this one.
Was he injured?
What exactly does he want Aldi to do?
He seems somewhat befuddled, but he did a really good compo face, for the selfie.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

38 thoughts on “James “Not Interested in Compo” Smith”

  1. Funny how there is no way to prove he even found it in food, not on the pavement outside the pub.

  2. Cauliflower cheese AND baked beans as well? – he probably fancied a bubble bath afterwards. I wouldn’t like to be behind him when he broke wind.

    Surely a paramedic would know the dfference between glass and plastic?

    I bet Asda put him up to it.

  3. Moaning paramedic you say?
    That’s a shocker!😁

    He keeps saying glass but admits it might of been the more likely plastic.

    Look James you moaning cunt some of us like shards of glass or plastic in our food.
    Roughage.

    It’s Aldi not fuckin Waitrose.

    I’m guessing James is the type of Neighborhood Watch who knocks on doors over the height of someone’s privets or that they’ve parked in the wrong bay.

    Next type check before cooking ?
    Did you do CPR before checking people were alive?

  4. Whinging cunt. As you say, typical ‘Woe is me’ selfie.

    ‘Retired paramedic’? I’ll bet he was the cunt on station that people went sick when they saw they were working with him. The sort that RRVs were invented for.

  7. It is amazing what people find horrifying these days..
    Glass in your quiche or a comment on twitter seem to bring the vapours..
    I wonder if the people of Ukraine would find that horrifying..

  8. Why’s he been photographed in his car?

    A photo for the local paper Mr Smith about the plastic in your food..

    “Hang on! I’ll get me car keys!”

    I don’t believe him.
    He acts weird,
    And we’ve only his word he was a paramedic!
    Could of been a first aider in Broadmoor?

    The plastic eater.

    • I seem to remember James also caused a fuss about finding plastic inside a kinder egg he’d purchased from Lidl.
      When pointed out all kinder eggs have a plastic egg inside containing a toy,
      He claimed to of nearly choked saying it had small parts.
      The checkout girl said it wasn’t the only thing with small parts.

  10. Everyone should have a hobby. Helps one cope with stressful times. His story would have been more interesting had he found a bicycle wheel or part of an exhaust system.

  11. James is not special. People are always finding things that shouldn’t be there.

    Only yesterday I found 650 self-serving pigs in the house of commons..

      • does that number include the massive cunt that is Tom watson moggie. the lying slanderous prick who should be in prison not getting £300 a day.

  12. How big is his mouth? Did he put the entire pie in one go? I’d have to stretch my mouth to fit in pie with a 3cm piece of plastic in it.

  13. It’s not about the money but 30 quid is an insult? Get fucked you snake eyed chancer.

  14. Anyway, he’s got no right to any compo. His skin is the wrong colour for a start.

  16. Growing up we would welcome coins in our Xmas pudding at school. Sixpencies to crack your teeth on.
    Getting a Saturday job in the piggery centrifuge was akin to becoming seriously rich with the coins getting flung out everywhere.
    Fuck me I’m old!

  18. Looks like a whinging,money grabbing cunt to me just waiting to be able to put in a compo claim.
    Thanks to the shitehawk solicitors who back these legal snake suckers cases the world is fucked.
    Any way the glass/plastic is probable something he has snapped off his pushbike and used as an added ingredient for his veggie quiche, at least it wasn’t a pure, although by the looks of happy boy there, a pure stuck to the top of his mouthing parks late at night would be a regular occurance.
    These cunts who go running to the press over the slightest little thing deserve all they get.
    If spunky boy reads any of these posts he will never do anything like that again….cunt

  19. “I’m not interested in money”

    “But, the supermarket did offer him a £30 voucher as a gesture of goodwill, which Mr Smith said was a complete “insult” to him.

    So, what the fuck do you want you cunt?

  20. Not pure, pube, fucking spell checker is also a cunt as am I for not checking before I pressed post…

  23. Aldi thought they’d cleared up the mess from one of their employees, who worked in a local brothel and shattered a glass dildo into a vat of quiche after torments from work colleagues. They are now worried about further leaks.

  24. Eyes too close together. Check.
    Beard. Check.
    Whinging and taking a selfie. Check.

    Lefty cunt. Check.

    On the point of finding things that shouldn’t be there, I often drop the bodies of dead mice I catch in traps around the place into my food recycling bin.

  26. Why’s he got that rag head shemagh around his neck … he’s prolly ex SAS … maybe not 🙄

  27. He looks like an Oblivion NPC.
    Why is £30 an ‘insult’?
    The cunt could then buy 30 more pies with that.
    One each day for an entire cunting month!
    Miserable cunt.

  28. I’ve met a few paramedics in work. Mostly a right stuck up bunch of cunts. They look down their noses at anyone they’re not treating. A strange bunch of cunts. Also I’ve seen one drive like a cunt once then blame me for it. I have him the finger and told him to fuck off.

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