Halloween [5]

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(The “trick” is that they’re all geezers in the header pic – Day Admin)

This linked video is from the news of teachers in Scream masks terrifying babies at a playgroup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkLY4TkAzzM

Now I’m well known for being a disliker of all children but for fucks sake this turned my guts over. Their excuse was IT’S ONLY HALLOWEEN FUN. Thankfully these cunts have been arrested now before the parents could kill them.

I grew up in 1950’s Kent and Halloween didn’t exist in England. It’s imported American shit.

First I even heard of it was when one of my kids came home from school in the 90s and asked if they could go trick or treating.

“What the hell is that?” I asked, as you do.

“I have to have a fancy dress costume”

“OK, what else?”

“I have to go out tonight when it’s dark with my mates”

“OK, why?”

“We have to knock on a stranger’s door & ask them for sweets and if they don’t give us any we have to throw an egg at them”

“Ask your Father”

“Already did, he said a rude word”

“Well that’s your answer then.”

How is it ever OK to wrap kids in black bin bags and let them knock on some dirty old cunts door in the dark and take sweets from a stranger!
Halloween can get to fuck.

Nominated by: Markle is a whore

Seconded by: Norman

Halloween…. A right load of cunt.

When I was a lad, Halloween was seen as a wee bit of fun. A bit of dressing up and some games at school. A fun, but minor event. Now? It’s even bigger than Easter here in Britain. And, of course, modern parents and chavs absolutely lap it up. The way these cunts decorate their entire houses – inside and out – is ridiculous. Halloween lights?! For fucks sake. But there they are. And the vogue for slasher clowns and loads of blood is also rather disturbing. When I was a kid, it was witches and skeletons and the odd Bat. Now, its kids dressing as Ted Bundy or having fake blood all over them. Totally vulgar schlock.

What the fuck do killer clowns and serial killers have to do with All Hallows Eve? Again, it shows the ignorance of modern cunts and yet more American vulgarity that has infiltrated Britain (don’t get me started on school fucking proms!). it also shows the sheer stupidity of modern parents. They spend a fortune on this tacky shit, only a couple of months before Christmas? More money than sense and rank stupidity. Also, any adult who dresses up for Halloween or goes to a Halloween party is a complete knobhead.

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/comment/commercialisation-of-halloween-is-frightful-40995761.html

Trick or Treat, cunts! Here’s something truly horrifying for Halloween, courtesy of the Admin Team.

102 thoughts on “Halloween [5]”

  1. And another thing I don’t get is the irresponsible parenting. At what age are you supposed to tell your child there are some people in the world (like me) who absolutely fucking loathe, hate and despise children? But no, let’s just continue to have these vermin believe that everyone loves kids and can’t wait to give in to their every whim. Their sense of entitlement is mind bending.

    A few years ago on Halloween, a horde of these little shits, accompanied by several ‘adults’ I might add, went from one end of the street to the other scrounging anything they could get from innocent homeowners. They went from house to house by simply cutting across everyone’s lawns, including mine. Flowerbeds, borders and plants be damned. And the fucking ignorant trash ‘adults’ just watched them do it. Where’s the lesson about respecting private property and the trespass laws? Oh no, that’s too much trouble. It’s just easier to let the little bastards believe they can do what they like with zero consequences.

    Absolute fucking cunts, all of them. Get polio and die.

  2. The blonde from over the back is welcome to come round.
    In a witch’s costume, all heaving bosom and ripped fishnet……
    ” Come in, my dear. Ethel’s fast asleep, after drinking one of my special coffees. Your costume’s all wet. It should dry ok on the kitchen radiator. You’ll have to lean over the table to reach it. That’s it, just a little more…….”
    Good evening.

    • Evening Jack 👍

      Carolyn Jones looking good there!

      She should of had a vamp dance troupe,
      Hot Gothic.

      No wonder I squirmed watching the Addams family as a kid.

      Ethel out on the broom?

  4. When were kids no such thing as Halloween, we used to go
    “Cob Coaling”

    🎼 We come a cob coaling for bonfire night, we call on your money we hope you enjoy, for the day, for the day, for the diddle aye dum day. For down in yon cellar there lives an old fella with nowt on his head but an old pepper pot, pepper pot, pepper pot morning till night, if you give us nowt. we’ll steal nowt and bid you goodnight 🎼

    After we collected a few bob it were of to the chippy …happy days…😀

  6. Didn’t see any of the little cunts and their slag mothers out on the street tonight. That’s probably because it’s cold and pissing down. Soft little cunts will just have to get their “candy” from Mummy. That’s if the fat bitch hasn’t eaten it all already.
    Me? Cynical? No….you must be mixing me up with somebody else.

    • I remember those Madeline Smith cleavages on The Two Ronnies. Her tits weren’t that large, they just looked large on her skinny body.

    • We northerners will remember goings Molly Dancing. I would wear one of my sisters old frocks, makeup to look like a tart and go to Bradford Pit Colliery men’s showers on a Friday pay night, asking for money. If that wasn’t naive and dangerous enough to be molested, I don’t know what is. The age of innocence.

  9. Hallowe’en, a perfect excuse for chavs to buy more Chinese plastic shit to “ decorate “ their houses with, to compliment the other Chinese plastic shit already in residence.

  10. About 13 years ago when smartphones were in their infancy, I dressed up as Jimmy Savile – wig, full tracksuit and cigar! – in anticipation for the fuckers knocking on my front door for Trick or Treat.

    Needless to say, some pissed bloke smoking a cigar and wearing a tracksuit saying “oh, now then, now then – jingle jangle, jingle jangle.”

    The kids and the accompanying parents fucked off in a look of confusion and disgust. They didn’t come knocking the following year.

    I’d not get away with it now.

    Halloween is a sack of cunt.

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