School Uniform

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(Did a Google search for Old School school uniforms and this was top of the list. Honest, guv! – Day Admin)

Hell is back to school

I’ve seen endless reports about kids being put in the naughty corner for wearing shoes, socks that don’t comply with school rules.
Well love, if Clarks don’t make plain black shoes, complain to Clarks.
Rules is rules, and frankly I’d rather have the Gradly lass in trousers, reference a school that has removed skirts from its uniform list in favour of trousers.
It’s whinging and moaning at its best and I’m supposed to be sympathetic?
Well no, my daughter got the uniform requirement list, and we both searched for the best priced options.
So fuck off, you moaning twats. You scored 0/10 because you didn’t do your homework.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

 

74 thoughts on “School Uniform”

  1. Very nice, Pamela. Except for the ring through the nose and the fact somebody appears to have left a review above your tits. I went to a Grammar School and the uniform could only be bought from one local supplier which was, of course, a massive rip off. No supermarket equivalents in the day so you lived with it. Parents nowadays have it easy by comparison and yet they still fucking whinge.
    Morning all. For those about to cunt, we salute you.

  2. Those of a certain age will no doubt remember there was usually only one school outfitters in most towns. Today most of the major supermarkets stock uniforms for school. Never mind Tracy, suck it up and go without a packet of fags and a couple of scratchcards. What’s that? More benefits? If you can’t afford to feed them don’t breed them. Sorted.

  3. Spoiled.badly-reared brats and lazy,entitled,sponging parents.

    All stories of people complaining about school uniforms involve ugly women…either smack-rats or land-whales….and their revolting whelps called Shadibaba or De’Vonte…sometimes mixed-race ( but rarely,for some reason,full Sooty) but usually Greggs-pasty tan due to all the sun-bed sessions
    They are usually pictured in their slovenly sty in front of a massive telly,holding mobile-phones and cigarettes while cheekily flashing their latest tattoos…both mother and daughter. The Mother wails ” It’s not fair…I bought them new trainers for school..£300 Air-Nikes them..and Slut-Daughter got sent home after some teacher saw them wrapped round Abdul the taxi-drivers ears…he’s like a second father to her…buys her tabs n’ booze and takes her clubbin’ y’know while I look after my other 12 children with Special Needs. I can’t afford to buy the type the school want just now….the girls and I are going on a 12 day all-inclusive to Falaraki. I think the Govt. should provide uniforms as well as free education,transport,meals etc….it’s our Rights innit”.

    Ungrateful,self-entitled,sponging,stupid Cunts…sterilise the whole fucking lot of them… both parents and children.

  4. For kids whose parents usually parent genuinely could not afford a new uniform we used to
    Offer a pay a bit weekly for new sold by the school
    Fit with very good condition spare used that had been laundered ourselves
    Some of the worst offenders were well off kids that insisted or tried to wear their designer gear. Cunts

  5. If you can’t afford them,don’t have them in the first place.

    Once you have them shut the fuck up and get on with it.

    Cunts.

    • Couldn’t agree more!! Fucking bastard baby factories banging them out, grasping benefits and then demanding a bigger housing association freebie! Utter, fat slag cunts and no mistake. And as for those who mate with a n*gnog should have their dirty minge sown up! Complete fucking vermin! Oven the cunts!

  6. Lady Creampuff always wears her old school uniform when she goes out selling pins of an evening. Paid for itself many times over.

    • That’s the problem with school uniforms they charge £10 extra at the rug and tug shop to put them on, or so I am told.

    • Afternoon all.

      Occurs to me Ruff that dressed like that your good lady could sell something more lucrative than pins. I’m told by a friend that some men are quite taken with those little box pleat skirts.

      • Reading through this post again I realise we’re all alluding to the same thing. Sorry, I’m a bit slow today. Alcohol or alzheimer’s, not sure which.

      • Selling pins is what she tells me she’s doing, Arfur.

        Mind you, I’ve occasionally had my doubts when she comes home with her hair matted with spunk.

  7. It’s a racket.

    The comp i went to only sold its blazers at one local shop which charged £40, and for children going into puberty and growth spurts, meaning many woukd need a new blazer after a couple of terms. When the boy/giirl tried to explain they’d be ignored and given detention.

    My school hated poor famiilies. Didn’t fit the image.

    • Yeah, I went to one of those. PTA crewed by the pub landlord, the village shop owner and the local vicar. Didn’t like our ‘sort’ at all living in the village. Fucking stuck up cunts. Oh, and if you’re wondering who pushed that trolley down the hill, the one that smashed through the wooden fence and landed in the swimming pool, well it was me all along, you daft cunts!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕

  8. I saw DF’s nom about free stuff from the government.

    This is a similar theme here, and yes, too many cunts now think it’s the ‘government’s’ (taxpayers’) job to pay for everything, to keep unemployed cunts in iPhones, £200 trainers, Sky TV, a new car every few years and holidays.

    Well it fucking well isn’t.

    Look at the cost of living. Who’s getting help? The same cunts.

    So yes, when you’re freezing your bollocks off after working 50 hours that week in January, to avoid paying an outrageous bill, the very same cunts will be blasting the heat, while watching ‘Love Island’ and bidding for useless tat (all paid for by you and I) between the ad breaks.

    They do get some exercise though. “Kylie, go get me some £5 scratchcards, get the Big Brother ones. And get us all a chippy tea, we’re out of Pot Noodles. You can keep the change towards your new trainers for school and some baby clothes for the one on the way.”

    First day of office when I am supreme leader, “All you non disabled cunts, and I mean proper non disabled by the way. A message. Have you been out of work for 12 months or more? Well, I am now stopping your benefits. All of them. Kids? Well if you can’t pay for them, we’ll put them up for adoption. You? Get a job you lazy fucking cunt. There are jobs out there. ‘Beneath’ you? Fucking starve under a bridge then. I refer the right honourable gentleman to the comments I made some time ago.”

    • There’s a couple near me, neither of whom work and have never worked.
      They live in a 3 bedroom council house, drive around in a seven seater car and always have an annual 2 week jolly abroad in Spain,Greece Turkey or wherever.

      2 sprogs, the youngest of which is autistic (whom the mother gets paid extra benefits just for looking after!)
      The oldest sprog is a butt ugly dirty little whore who knocked out a kid of her own at 17 and now has her own 2 bedroom house nearby as well, paid for by the state. Naturally.

      Better not type anymore on this matter as my piss is hotter than this cup of boiling hot tea I’m attempting to drink.

      Good Morning CB/All.

      • Morning HJ.

        Worst example I’ve seen was a lad who played in an old work’s footy team years ago. Nice Muslim lad, wouldn’t come to the boozer after games or practice, but we all got on well with him. Never moaned if subbed or if he received a bad pass (of which there were many, we were fucking shite.)

        But we once got talking about where we lived. He said he lived in the family house and it had ten or eleven bedrooms. I innocently asked what his dad did for a living, expecting him to be a vast land owner, scientist, GP or MP.

        He said his mum and dad didn’t work. He said he was one of 20 kids and that the house was two large beautiful three- storey Georgian terraces knocked together
        Nice area too, all paid for by us.

        We all thought he was winding us up, until he once needed a lift home and his gaffe was confirmed.

        Shit like that would stop under my supreme leadership too.

        I’d take the house off them and tell the cunts the same.

      • Just one of those houses go for about 350k+ now.

        700k-800k house on the dole?

        That shit should not be possible.

        Didn’t that Luton based terrorist loving cunt, whose name I’ve forgotten, live in a £1miliion home at our expense once upon a time?

        What a fucking country!

    • I’d vote for that. I know a family of these cunts. Mum is a lib dem councillor and used to work for the DWP. Most of the son’s social circle are part timers or public sector/ council pen-pushers.
      ‘Can’t cover a shift got a Warhammer tournament to go to’.

      Walking tumours leeching away our money, the lot of them.

  9. And admin took a big risk with that Google search lol.

    Burn your computer and move to the Amazon to be safe (allegedly).

  10. Why are all the fat old tabbies with a cornucopia of mixed brats always accompanied by a skinny bedraggled little piss weasel dragging on a twist-up.
    School uniform levels the playing field for everyone no showing off with designer togs, should be compulsory and fecking teachers should dress like fecking adults, men in jackets with leather arm patches and frayed cuffs or like Mr Chips.

  11. My mum’s a keen knitter,
    And once made me a school jumper .

    Sort of woollen chainmail?
    It slowly grew bigger and bigger,
    Big enough for the whole class to wear .

  12. School uniform is extortionately expensive. Daughter just gone up to High School in September. £44 for a pleated check skirt. Needs 2 of course. £40 for blazer. £60-£70 quid on PE kit. Son is 2 years older and needed a complete revamp as well.
    My 11 year old daughter has size 9 feet, so trainers are difficult to get (especially white soles) and also £50 a pair.
    Of course we know we have to pay but they have you over a barrel and with all the additional art/maths equipment have probably spent about £700 quid.
    Can’t wait til the little buggers are out and earning a living and bringing a few quid in.
    Thank God neither are falling for the propaganda launched at them. My son said the other day ‘Assembly today, will probably be more shit about trannies or how wonderful blacks are’ .
    Most of the kids are far more wiser and fed up, in fact it wouldn’t surprise me if there is a massive backlash, as most of them are fed up with it.

  15. I’ve written a short poem on these benefit bitches. In the style of Pam Ayres.

    Back to school.

    Eight fortyfive and school day is starting
    Parents and kids are already parting.
    Young mums run late still in their jamas
    Tanned from the bottle “look Judith Chalmers.”

    Freedom at last, no cramping of style
    Time for a ciggie and Jeremy Kyle.
    On goes the slap and maybe a shower
    Trip to the shops with no spending power.

    Put on the skinnies, arse all a’wiggle
    To Aldi, Iceland and then onto Lidl.
    Meet some old mates, have a good natter
    All on the social, one on the batter.

    Time to get back it’s quarter to three.
    The young un’s expecting potnoodles for tea.
    Father’s not there and that’s why we’re poor.
    He’s gone, pissed off, with that tart from next door.

  16. My eldest boy started secondary in September and by the time we’d paid out for all the associated shit, it cost about £120. Not ideal after the summer holidays, but I was thinking it’d be more like £200 or so.
    The thing is, we budgeted for it. It wasn’t a nasty surprise, as we knew it was coming.
    All these feckless parents expect their child benefit should be spent on other shit, like booze, fags and mobile phones etc. Then after receiving, say £120 a month, for two kids, they expect free or discounted uniforms on top. Fuck off you scrounging cunts.

  17. Didn’t need school uniforms in my day. They were for the clever lot. We were lucky to have any cloathing suitable to go anywhere, without being laughed at. Depending on money available, it was natural to wear summer clothes in the winter and vice versa, besides being natural for them to be worn out. Cardboard in the shoes was all year round. It was normal to see children to faint in morning assembly, due to lack of food.

  18. And yet teachers can come into school wearing what the hell they want, especially in the old comprehensive schools and academy schools.

    I bet they would soon whinge and moan if they had to wear a school outfit

  20. The majority of kids i see wearing school uniform in the inner city areas are little more than goddam street thugs anyway.
    Most are more tooled up than the British Army.

    May I suggest a new uniform?

    Guantanamo bay orange boiler suits.

    A uniform that many will keep for their useless adult lives in prison anyway…….

  21. Why is it only white kids are forced to wear a “strict” uniform, but ragheads and their kind can adorn themselves gratuitously in their preferred “cultural2 identities ?

    I see no evidence in the media of “Shakira” and her headscarf/turban face veil, “Bangles and daggers of faith.

    And as for the fresh smell of goats piss….ah! heaven sent

  22. Just a thought. The left shoulder tattoo of some mystical creature wriggling throught the socket of a skull, completed over 4 sessions £400. A Charging Rhino with reeds, in full coluor £750
    I rest my case

  23. Nah, can’t agree with this cunting. Where I grew up schools – well, secondary schools at least – were very strict about having the logo on the uniform, and only permitting certain types of uniform (double pleated as opposed to single pleated skirts for example), and there’s only one shop which has an exclusive contract to stock it. The end result is a kind of monopoly where said shop can charge whatever the hell they like because they know parents frequently have no other option. There are places which sell cheaper secondhand uniform and a limited selection of new uniform from certain schools but because they’re not the ‘official’ suppliers they only have a limited range.

    • Same here. It’s not an issue if you are allowed to wear generic shirts and trousers in a certain colour but my old comp was like the ones where you grew up; only one shop stocked the official blazer qand charged the Earth.

  25. When these stories come up they always contain some of the following, single parent, benefits, disabled child, Facebook, coronavirus etc. etc.
    Seems this one is no exception having all of them.

    These cunts don’t know they’re born. As previously said, I had cardboard in my shoes, pants and blazer too small, biked it to school and back 14m round trip.
    I could go in but I’m willing up.

  26. We were pretty poor when I was a kid in the 50’s, My mum got most of our clothes from the Army-Navy stores in town. I always thought it pretty cool going to school dressed as a Japanese Admiral!

  28. Went to grammar school – uniform, straight from school into another uniform (at least you didn’t have to press a flying suit), straight from there into the ambulance service – uniform. It’s called ‘Uniform’ for a fucking reason. Don’t like the clearly set rules? Fuck off to a school/establishment more to your way of thinking.

  29. I went to school so long ago we ddn’t have uniforms. Most of our lads were dressed in the local army war surplus stores – mind you it did raise a few eyebrows to see me going to school in a Japanese admirals uniform. The teachers tended to wear Nazi uniforms.

    • Don’t remind me about school uniforms. I passed my exam to win a grammar school place and my old fella had to buy me the uniform, so he wouldn’t buy me anything else. Yes he was a twat. I had to go everywhere wearing that uniform. Caps and ties, I hated them. Ever since I’ve only worn a tie when I didn’t have a choice and I’ve never ever worn any kind of hat.

  30. I’m all for school uniforms. Some semblance of academic discipline means a lack of distraction. Fashion anxiety and sluts pulling the boys eyes and minds off the assignments are no longer problems with everyone wearing jeans and Polo shirts or other type get ups.

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