The U.N. wants a $160 million aid package for Pakistan, but a figure of $10 Billion has been suggested as an early estimate to sort out the clean up.
Floods have made a “bit of a mess” down there. Killed just over a thousand, out of a possible 230 million. It wasn’t their fault. It’s all about us westerners burning that fossil fuel stuff.
The fact that many of these places are a bit overcrowded, with many dim cunts having more than twenty kids, that I am surprised the death toll isn’t much higher.
As one of the most seismically active places on the planet, an earthquake might have been more exciting, like the one back in 2005.
I suppose it would all now be blamed on climate change, just like any other disaster.
Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe
Helpful link provided by: DCI Gene Cunt
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And seconded by: Duke of Cuntshire
I’ll second this nom, after a brief search reveals that ambulance chasing charities have sprung up all over the place.
Ooh goody, another disaster we can milk for administration fees, and give maybe four pence in the pound to victims to try and make it look legit.
Here’s one example, theirs plenty more.
In any event the shithole that is Pakistan was worth nowhere near the amount of funds people are suggesting. This is the same country that harboured the world’s most wanted terrorist, shoots girls in the head, and sends child rape gangs to the UK.
By the will of Allah, the toilet has finally been flushed.
As always I remain free of bigotry and racism, but if you ask me, these n*gnogs are never happy! They breed like fleas and always have their dirty rat claws out for freebies! Well, you can jolly well fuckoff !
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A super duper cunting (‘ve cunted them on a previous post recently).
These cunts don’t give two shits about us. Most want to harm us naughty westerners (or they hide terrorist), or send crazy jihadi fanatics here. The rest are forming an unorderly line in Calais, waiting for the next dinghy to become free, desperate to get the UK (just had a vision of those waterslides where you queue up for an inflatable to go down the rapids).
No, and stop it. What these filth mongrels need is CONDOMS, lot’s of them, or big fuck off knives to chops cocks off at birth, or searing hot lances to seal up fanny’s.
I watched a report and it started like this, bud, bud ding ding and her 15 kids – 15 KIDS. They can’t feed themselves so why the fuck are they knocking out so many children.
It is disgraceful that this corrupt country expects the rest of the world to dole out cash when they hate us so much, fucking do one and go get your shine box.
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Your paki Stanley isn’t much use at the art of swimming.
As a youth we’d swim in the reservoirs, and river Tame.
The girls would bring their horses down and they’d swim alongside you.
Idyllic.
Once this Stanley(think he was a Stanley?
He stunk anyway)
kid fell in the reservoir.
We were all sat on the banking drying off.
Spluttering and shouting he was!
Making a right show of himself.
I was embarrassed for him.
Under he went, then popped up again,
“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!’
We’d already gathered that, no fitness or grace!
But he’s bragging about it!
Down he went again only to pop up yet again like the world’s most unpopular jack in the box.
Spoilt a nice day with his tomfoolery.
We gathered up our towels and ignoring him set off for home.
Didn’t see him again after that.
Probably ashamed of himself?…
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Cunters, I have pissed my self laughing at the comments here. My contribution will be the steam off my piss as zero fucks were given.
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Can’t find any fucks to give regarding Pakistan.
Apologies if that makes me sound like a cunt.
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Couldn’t be happier. I assume their god or gods were a bit pissed off with them so thought they could use a wash. That can happen when you don’t use deodorant.
Let’s hope the god’s next stop is India.
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The only thing I’d send is more water
I feel sorry for the fish. Imagine having all that verminous inbred garbage dumped on you.
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“Tomorrow it could be your country” says Antonio Guterres. Implication being that the event is a result of anthropogenic climate change.
Utter bollocks.
Even if anthropogenic climate change is real the territory now called Pakistan has been subject to natural disasters throughout history. It is one of the most seismically active regions in the world and has one of the greatest temperature ranges in the world. It has been subject to earthquakes, cyclones, droughts, floods and tsunamis on record back to 325BC, at least one of which took out more than 10million people.
I’ve no plans to give up my V6 petrol burner or even to drive more slowly.
To quote your old boss CP, fuck ’em.
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They all need killing. They’re the enemy of mankind.
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Funny that smelly old pseudo-philanthropist New World Order stooge, Bob Geldof hasn’t suggested sending Elton John, Queen, Madonna, Mick Jagger, Bono, George Michael, Ozzy Osbourne and a coke-addled David Cosby over to Pakistan. I’m sure those Islamic fundamentalists are big fans of these beacons of Allah’s light.
Worst of all, Live Aid had Prince Charles. Not performing, thankfully, just… there, looking like the awkward cunt he is. He’s a huge fan of Islam, of course. Wasn’t a fan of the Al-Fayed family, of course.
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George Michael is in Bummer heaven getting his colon filled with celestial goo by Freddie Mercury.
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We’d just CGI-hologram the cunt like Tupac and, err… Les Dawson!
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I ain’t digging into my pocket for a single shekel.Jog on Gupta land.
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Just send 1 000 000 back.
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God’s doing or not shit happens. In their case is was a much needed reset to purge the filth and flies.
They better not let this interfere with kissing the carpet 5 times a day. Allah would not be pleased. Someone send them some dry Korans.
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Send them Michael barrymore to give them swimming lessons.
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I’m afraid that, due to the war in Ukraine putting up the cost of living and energy prices, I don’t have a shekel to spare.
Well, Boris said it, so it must be true.
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Also, I don’t care.
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The whole of Paki Stan could be washed away for me and good riddance, the whole country is one huge pile of shit, I just feel sorry for the Animals who rank above the natives.!
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On TV Charity advert
Little adul has to walk 4 miles for water please send donations etc
Now it’s flooded and he doesn’t have to walk 4 miles for water problem solved
But now there asking for even more donations to help him now he’s got loads of water and doesn’t want it
I just wish they would make there minds up
Myself being a cunt have sent him a new bucket
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Preferably with a hole in it
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Really sad that due to the behaviour of many members of the Pakistani diaspora here and in the rest of Europe the majority of British and Europeans don’t give a flying fuck.
Keep biting the hand that feeds you and rather than finishing as the dominant partner you will suffer a very serious attitude adjustment occurring in the not to distant future.
First task that pm truss should do is get The Satanic Verses on the gcse reading list.
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I think 100,000 is a great start ,piity it wasn’t 20 million. Most of them swim like bricks so can only hope it floods again next week.
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Did anyone see the bbc4 program “satanic verses 30 years on”
Your piss will boil over….!
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These “people” are 4.4% of the UK population…
Do they not realise the enormity of pissing of the 95.6 % that aren’t…🔥
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Perhaps we should offer to help dry the place out with a large bucket of man-made sunshine….
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When the cunts set up charities to help victims of Stanley terrorism in our country and the rest of Europe I might just have a little sympathy.
They always seem to pursue cash businesses here 🤔.
“ no incum tax no wee ay tee”.
The cunts.
Although I’m not a fan of a cashless society, that’s one benefit that’d sort the tax shirking cunts out.
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They paid for a nuclear weapons programme instead of flood defences so why not do something equally clever and drop a nuke on the worst flooded parts? It will vaporize the water and there you go: problem solved. Don’t worry about any other possible consequences, Allah lights the way and will protect you.
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