Dead Pool [257]

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Congratulations to The Cunt with no name who correctly predicted the death of the former Soviet Union President Mikhail Gorbachev would be the next famous cunt to conk out.Gorbachev was 91 and had been suffering from kidney problems of late.The last leader of the Soviet Union was widely credited with helping end the decades long conflict.

On to Dead Pool 257:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will snuff it next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based upon announcements not necessarily date or time of death.

48 thoughts on “Dead Pool [257]”

  1. Well done Cunt With No Name.

    My pick:

    Jet Black
    Colin Jeavons
    Doreen Mantle
    Ian Hunter
    Ron Ely

  4. Eddie Stobart
    Barry Fry
    Alan Greenspan
    David Hockney
    Annette Crosbie.

    Nice Work TCWNN.

  5. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Gerald Harper.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.

  9. Alex Ferguson
    James Earl Jones
    Gene Hackman
    Harry Belefonte
    Tony Blair (if there’s a God)

  10. In there, Cunt With No Name.

    Jean Luc Godard
    Patsy King
    Tony Barber
    Wilf McGuinness
    Michael Craig

  11. Congratulations TCWNN.
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    John Boulter (B&W Minstrel)
    Len Deighton
    Roy Clarke (writer Last of the Summer Wine)
    David McCallum

  12. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Michael Fish
    Ozzy Osborne

    • Bit gutted about that one… I’ve had Gorbachev for about a year but I must’ve missed 256. Good shot cunt with no name.

  15. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Michael Berryman
    Claudio Fragasso (crap horror film director)

      • Thanks, Shaun:

        Tony ‘Satan’ Blair
        John ‘Satan’ Prescott
        Nick ‘Satan’ Raynsford
        Jeremy ‘Satan’ Vine
        Jeremy ‘Satan’ Hunt

        As I said, a wish list that might, fingers firmly crossed, hit me the jackpot.

  20. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Beware the man with the blood-stained head.

  21. Well done to TCWN
    Kissenger
    but i fear that that cunt of cunts will outlive me even though Im 56 years on his cunt planet of fucking apes

  22. You cunt Mecuntry. Kissinger is mine and you can’t even spell his fucking name. You better hope he doesn’t die or I will hunt you down like a dog.

    Bobby Charlton
    Barbara Walters
    Barry Davies
    Joni Mitchell
    Lord Hezzelslime

    • oh i know how to spell that cunts name Freddie, but i was afraid id be cancelled if i got it correct.
      what the fuck is under me bed, probably a dirty sock or two, but that monumental cunt has hundreds of millions of socks.

    • 57 years on this planet, i spelt that incorrectly as well Freddie.
      Fucking Covid for you.

  24. Gorbachev never given enough credit for being instrumental in the fall of the Berlin wall and an end to the cold war. No leaders of his stature around now.
    ____________________________________________________________

    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Jimmy Tarbuck

    • Dead right, Lord. Gorbachev was a true pioneer. Once there were leaders like him. But now we live in a world where shite like Chickem Floyd George and Megain Mantis are hero worshipped.🙄

  25. Well done TCWNN, although the world is a poorer place without Gorby, I always thought he was an inherently decent man.

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Glynis Johns

  26. Phil cool
    Tom baker
    Jimmy cricket
    Bill turnbull
    Rob Burrows

  29. Like most Russian Girls between 18 and 30 i didnt mind Gorby. Better than the cunts that are in charge now. But like the Girls after 30 most good things come to an end, Good Shot No Name.

    Bob Barker
    Dick Cheney (The fat cunt in US Politics)
    Gene Hackman
    Gina Lolabridgida
    Henry Kissinger

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