A Cunting for the French Police in the Dover docks today.
Well here we are, and for many the first day of the school holiday, and guess what? The French side of England, no less, a tiny part of the Dover docks, that’s smaller than Vatican City, but those French cunts might like to think has more power, something known as P.A.F. Is undermanned. So out of a possible Twelve or more lanes, only two are open!
This is not the first time the cunts have pulled this stunt recently. It’s got worse down here since Brexit. Today some have been stuck on the road for seven hours. I just want to go out and buy some essentials, and I can’t even do that.
I hate the French, I always have. It’s a good job this shit didn’t happen two days ago, because as we all know, many of us are thick cunts and have no idea what to do do in a “heatwave!”
Nominated by Lord Scunthorpe
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With full support by Sick of it
In addition to the nom by Lord Scunthorpe
The French are cunts and I am sure it was a deliberate act to make us look like cunts.
The port of Dover had planned for today 22/7 and had asked the French to provide 14 immigration officers from 6.30 am knowing that there would be increase traffic through the port.
6 Frog bastards turned up at 8, the excuse ‘an incident in the channel tunnel’, this was later refuted by Euro Tunnel who said there was a small incident but it didn’t involve French immigration.
This is just like the French, they knew what would happen and it’s all about punishing Brits for leaving the EU and similar to the cunts patrolling the Calais beaches with eyes closed, ‘sorry we didn’t see 14000 illegals leaving our shores’
les bleus sont cunts.
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And further support from Everyonesacunt
The French. Maybe an addendum to the above cuntings. Definitely need to vent on this.
The french are without doubt arrogant, without just cause, steaming pile of horse shit one and all.
Not being satisfied with allowing thousands of 3rd world criminals gimmi grants to enter their own country illegally; and then leave illegally for our shores these fetid cowards now are stopping British travelling legally.
The British no doubt will spend loads of dosh in France 🇫🇷 unlike the criminals who won’t. Honestly the french are total total utter cunts.
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And Jimmy Jump has a few choice words of contempt as well
The French are cowards, they always have been. During WW2 their flag featured 3 white stripes on a white background.
These bastards always smell of onions and their women have hairy armpits.
We need to stop paying them to wave goodbye to the migrant boats as they leave France and put tariffs on all French cars imported into the UK. That’ll make Frenchy stand up and take notice.
Sacré bleu!
Dioclese isn’t much of a fan of the French
The French are a bunch of cunts especially that short arse granny grabber Macron who resorts to his favourite diversionary tactic of Brit Bashing every time he wants to distract the population from his monumental incompetence in government.
So here we all sitting in our cars waiting to get through Dover and onto ferries because the little fucker has got the hump about not being able to milk the taxpayer any more to sub the EU budget, leaving France and Germany to pick up the shortfall. So Macron makes sure that there aren’t enough officials at Dover to check the passports as they board the ferries. Deliberate petty minded horse shit from our nearest and dearest ‘friends and allies’ – the bloody French
And there’s more. This morning there are pictures of huge queues outside passport offices because people are pissed off with ringing the Passport Office helpline and being fobbed off, lied to and disconnected leaving the only option to go to the Passport Office in person – thus ensuring that staff who should be processing passports are bogged down dealing with irate members of the public.
What’s this got to do with the French? I hear you asking. Well guess who got the helpline call centre contract worth a cool £23million. Yep, our stupid bloody government gave it to a French company based in Paris.
Let’s cut through the shit : the French hate us and we’ve been fighting each other for centuries. Let’s cut the pretence, just admit it and stop being nice to the fuckers…
AKA Snail eating Surrender Monkeys.
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I know a woman who is half French, she shaves under one arm.
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Of course the French are Cunts…as are the people so desperate to get there for a holiday….Fuck them,let them stew.
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PS…the would-be holiday-makers and their screaming brats should buy/use an abandoned dingy and fucking paddle there…nowt to it,apparently.
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Somehow I doubt the Frogs would be as accommodating as we are… 😂
Morning Dick, morning all. 🌞
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DF-F@ – Correct Sir Fiddler – if Foreign climes are to be encountered it is best accompanied by the sound of cannon and dying Frenchies!
When I have quelled the uppity home nations, and taken Amy McDonald from Scotland as my bed warmer I think it’s about time we invaded France!
Have we sunk their navy recently?
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Tis long overdue a sinking. Last time it happened was 1940.
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A few weeks before all this kicked off, I heard from a good friend of mine who has quite a lot to do with immigration at Dover, and he said don’t go anywhere near Dover when the 6 week school holidays start- the French are deliverately targetting this time to effectively ‘work to rule’ check EVERY vehicle, instead of cherry picking every so often like htey normally do. They know this is the time the Brits fuck off to Europe, and they know it will cause the most convenience to us.
All this at dover is a deliberate ploy from the French just to fuck us over for having the gall for leaving their dodgy EU club.
Cunts
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Can anyone offer me up one single benefit to the U.K. from brexit?
Absolutely everything I have experienced regarding brexit since 2016 has been negative.
I’m not a remoaner, I voted leave. My reason was less politicians and hopefully less politics. Fuck all to do with empty promises on buses. Fuck all to do with immigration. Fuck all to do with any anti European sentiment. Fuck all to do with Farridge and his mob.
What a shitshow. If there was a vote to rejoin, it would have my support.
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One single benefit from Brexit? You can now have a nice BLUE PASSPORT, manufactured by a French company, in a factory in Poland. There you go.
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Morning GJ.
It’s probably because the cunts in charge have made a pigs ear of Brexit in its entirety.
It would appear to me that next to no thought went into what would happen post referendum because the cunts weren’t prepared for the result.
A total shit fest.
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The Pigs Ear is deliberate. The “cunts in charge” want us back in…
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Afternoon HJ.
It was obvious there would be consequences from leaving the bloc, both intentionally and unconsidered.
Of course the European Union weren’t going to allow us to trade as before, why would they? It was the big financial benefit from being a member, why would they show other skeptical nations they might be better, or no worse off for leaving too?
The small company I work for lost a third of our online sales, as it became too expensive to post stuff to Europe. There is no alternative market, so we’ve had to take it on the chin.
We’re all poorer as a result, but hey, a few Polish workers went home, so it’s a result for the racists I suppose.
Nice to see all those indigenous British folk step up to the plate and take over the jobs of those that left.
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Just to be clear on this Brexit has never happened. We have BRINO instead. Sold to us by that charlatan Johnson.
Brexit would have meant:
No more rule taking from the EU (we still follow their rules);
Minimum ongoing payment to the EU (we have just increased our payments to them so EU pensioners don’t suffer in the face of 10% inflation while giving our own pensioners a measly 3.1%);
Taking back our fishing rights (hasn’t happened);
Rejecting the ECHR and quelling illegal immigration (we have done the exact opposite on both counts);
Leveraging the UK’s competitive advantage for world trade free from EU constraints (free from EI constraints we have done the exact opposite and are set to increase corporation tax to send a clear signal to the world “don’t come to the UK” and the cunt who engineered this? He’s now running for PM!);
And there was no intention with Brexit of annexing Northern Ireland!
Don’t blame Brexit, blame the fake Conservatives.
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Don’t feed the troll M.😉
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Afternoon Gutstick.
The most exciting benefit of Brexit, according to Jacob Rees-Mogg, is that we can now change the signage in the Dartford Tunnel.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/jacob-rees-mogg-labels-scrapping-132730671.html
🤣
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Afternoon RTC.
Wow, I change my mind, now that’s worth brexit right there.
😂😂😂😂
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GJ, we have our Freedom!
It may be fucking useless but listening to the Fuhrer Von dear Leyen it was worth it, all we need now is a government with some balls.
There was something on the news about the number of legal cases by the EU commission against their own member states, for example the Hungary and Poland over LGBTQ shit.
We had a good record compared to most other EU countries when being brought to ECJ, the whole shit show needs to be scraped and reset back to a free trading block.
The latest, on the news today, EU plans for reducing gas consumption for this coming winter.
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Freedom to do what exactly?
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Hehe, nothing but don’t it feel good.
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If any of our “leaders” had any balls, we could have been a super low-tax, high productivity island like Singapore. But the EU (and our leaders) don’t want that – why else are we being swamped with unproductive immigrants? Easiest way yo fuck the country.
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High productivity? Who’s doing the producing? Not the lazy indigenous cunts that’s for sure.
I work with the youth of today, and they are fucking useless.
And they’re the ones who can get of their arses, never mind the bookie blockers, the benefits bludgers, the lazy fake raspberries, etc fucking etc.
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Yet another reason to pay the cunts and their cunt friends in Strasbourg precisely Fuck All.
Can’t be arsed manning the border?
Want to make the British suffer?
Try a trade war..50% duty on all French products entering the UK.
Oh and tariff German cars at the same time that Vladimir cuts off their gas.
We need a leader with iron guts to sort that rabble out.
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Won’t get one soon…..in fact I don’t see any big bollocked stateman (person!) who would be willing to stand up and say fuck off you cunts in ANY party in the UK.
If there were, I would vote for them……problem is, they are all trying to keep the vocal minority happy, then forget the quiet majority.
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CC@ – Afternoon CC/all – I’m working on it!
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Ain’t gonna happen we are truly fucked if Truss gets in or permanently and absolutely fucked if that slimeball gets in.
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As there is an interconnector gas supply from UK to Belgium, we could also cut the euro cunts off from this side. There you go EU, how do you like a war on two fronts?
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We need another Chunnel. One that goes to the comparatively friendly country of Portugal, bypassing Frogland completely. There is even a frog saying “fire u e carte de la France” literally to make a map of France, in reality to splash piss on the floor.
For nigh on 60 years, I have tried to like the frogs, but they end up behaving like the total cunts they are. But I still love the music of Saint-Saens and Vierne.
Macron’s attack poodle, Clement Beaune, is a lemon-sucking little prick.
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“faire une carte”… Doh.
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HBH@ – Morning HBH – we need to fill that tunnel with concrete fore we all get rabies!
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Fill it with illegals then seal this end except for a small hole containing a hose pumping in all the farts from the Houses of Commons and Lords.
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Is that scumbag Hewitt saluting Megain?
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😁😁
“Inspection!
Stand by your beds!
Windsor step forward you orrible little maggot….
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Mnc@ – “Hewitt! Step forward!”..
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All the remoaning cunts are out in force, it’s all because of Brexit, the Calais cunt was at it as well Brexit, Brexit, Brexit.
Dover have doubled the number of ‘French Border Police’ booths to compensate for ‘extra checks’, but they aren’t much use if the French Border Police aren’t there.
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It’s been like a Remoaner Festival for days yet these whingeing cunts are the ones screaming the loudest. The Free Movement of Drug-dealers and Terrorists wasn’t quite as bad as the Schengel Shit Show but fuck me I’m glad we’ve made a border. Remoaners who have continually shat their knickers are hilarious.
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I hate to think what Anna Sourtits’ knickers are like… Piss-soaked, caked with decaying, maggot-infested faecal matter…
Anyone got the orn yet?
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What a great nom✔️
Truly patriotic in hatred for our old enemy le Frogs.
We had a hundred year war with the slimy pond dipping horse eaters.
Lets have another!!!
Ps
Id like to spit in that Edith Piafs face.
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Mnc@ – Afternoon Mnc – readying The Black Pig as we speak!
(Please do NOT let DF steer this time – last year we ended up invading Greece! – “Deport me you blaggards?” – it was fkin terrifying! I had to throw some plates at a wall and sing like Demis Roussos before they let us go!)
HFC currently carrying his portable bicycle sheds to Calais..
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HFC is our secret weapon on the battlefield Foxy.
Led through the ranks clad in just a loincloth, shadow boxing, attached to a heavy collar on a chain.
A muzzle like Hannibal lecter to stop him biting out throats.
Then….
“Sick em boy!!”
And hes release to cause carnage on our gallic foe.
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Why does everyone keep mentioning bike sheds with this HFC character?
Is he going to batter people then bum them?
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I went through Dover docks numerous times over many years and never had the slightest trouble and my passport stayed in my pocket, now we are out of the eu all passports must be checked and stamped as you can only stay in eu for 90 days max, you are going to get these tailbacks every time it gets busy, people voted for brexit so suck it up, and any fucker still using p&o can get doubly fucked after the way they treated their staff
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Yet it’s the Remoaners shitting their knickers over this, the whining cunts.
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We were never in the schengen zone, therefore technically you still had to present a passport to enter France from the UK, You could be refused entry without it and that was always the case and has nothing to do with Brexit, I live in Kent and we had the joy of living through many French induced traffic chaos pre 2016 with long delays resulting in Operation Stack (now Brock), the real reason for all of this is quite simple, its not Brexit, its the French are cunts.
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Those bastards are just being awkward in the hope that Starmer wins the next electon and he will give into them like the gutless coward he is. France and Germany especially will never forgive us for Brexit, and it those two bastard countries who run the EU
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Oi Macron, baisez-vous dans le cul.
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I think what those holidaymakers and truck drivers are experiencing is Britain ‘taking back control’. What a fucking farce.
TCIF
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We never had control and the Dover crossing had always been a pinch point, usually industrial action but for this particular case the port had put in measures to prevent hold ups due to increased checks, the problem was that it required cooperation from French Border Control who had plenty of notice so the only conclusion is that they did it deliberately.
Brexit may have been the reason but not the consequences.
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Afternoon Mr Sick.
Yes, there was no requirement to have our passports stamped (either way) when entering France prior to Brexit. Now it takes on average 30 seconds to go through customs (multiply that by several thousand cunts on a busy day) where before you just had to flash your passport and you’d be on your way in 5 seconds or less. The Frogs had nothing to gain from holding us up, we chose to become a ‘third country’ – cunts like Mogg assured us there would be no checks at Dover following Brexit, just another lie, like no Conservative government would ever place a border down the Irish Sea, and that trade with EU countries would be frictionless, not in my experience it isn’t.
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Afternoon Ruff, True they have to stamp the passports and it takes longer but with that taken into consideration why did the French chose to underman the border on a day when they were specifically informed there would be increased traffic through the port.
I still maintain it was a deliberate spiteful act, and we all know they can be cunts when the chose to be.
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Makes you wonder if it was worth any allied lives LIBERATING these french twats in 1944.
There’d be no camel shaggers paddling across the channel with the SS patrolling the beaches.
Fucking short memories…..🔥
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There’d be no camel shaggers full stop.
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I have an idea how to stop this nonsense – don’t go to fucking France!
But it’s funny to watch the remoaners sweat in day long queues – don’t put that aircon as you are waiting you Waitrose wankbags – think of the poor environment! 😀
12 months of not propping up their economy with our tourist money would soon have these smelly fuckers playing a different tune.
Because money talks.
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Who are these cunts queuing up to go to France?
People who like to eat horses.
Or newts an tadpoles.
Shunned by their communities over here as weirdoes,
They slither off to France any chance they get to indulge in ‘forbidden flesh’.
There they can eat slugs to accordion music or the warblings of Charles Asnavour.
Sick types.
Ner’ do wells.
An perverts.
Fuck em .
Stay there you bunch of , of…
You…you EUROPEANS!!
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Who are these cunts queuing up to go to France?
People who like to eat horses.
Or newts an tadpoles.
Shunned by their communities over here as weirdoes,
They slither off to France any chance they get to indulge in ‘forbidden flesh’.
There they can eat slugs to accordion music or the warblings of Charles Asnavour.
Sick types.
Ner’ do wells.
An deviants.
Fuck em .
Stay there you bunch of , of…
You…you EUROPEANS!!
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Fuck France, I want to go to Belgium and buy some decent beer 8% ABV. macron can shove that gnats piss up his Mrs twat.
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France is beautiful in places, but it’s full of smelly, arrogant frogs so why go there?
Sophisticated you say?
If not bathing for 12 days, being an ignorant cunt, eating molluscs and pondlife and shitting in a hole in the ground without bog paper is sophisticated, I must be Prince fucking Charming then.
Paris is a fucking warzone nowadays anyway. Might as well be in Baghdad.
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Paris looks more like Islamabad than London, if that is possible.
Lots of remoaner salt on this thread.
Expose themselves, don’t they😂
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The French are cunts and have been so since long before the glory of Agincourt. Nothing has changed they just revert to type at any given opportunity.
Back in the early 00’s I used to travel over to France quite a lot on the Tunnel. On the French side (I’m not sure if it’s like it now) they used to have a separate lane for the French and the other lanes had UK flags on them. Always a queue on the UK lanes but never any sign of any activity on the French lanes. After a couple of trips I thought “what the fuck” so I just drive straight through the “French lane” and onto the Autoroute. No bother. I did this week in and week out in future and just smiled at all the punters queuing up (and yes I was on UK plates). I also ignored the queues for the trains and just used to drive straight on (sometimes with the trucks whose drivers were always friendly). Worked like a dream – I barely had time to eat a sandwich in the car!). And all because the French couldn’t give a fuck about their borders.
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Our politicians don’t give a fuck about ours either.
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Also, allegedly (😉) they didn’t have reciprocal speeding arrangements back then so (once clear of money grabbing gendarmes preying on UK cars near the coast) speed cameras could be completely ignored. Driving from home to Paris (and in reverse) was actually quicker than the plane or train plus you didn’t have to sit next to any window lickers👍
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The rural areas of France are quite a cultural delight with most of the locals quite friendly to the Old Enemy.
It’s only when you enter the metro cities that you feel all the resentment and hatred, probably from the same libtard wokey lefties you find over here.
As someone who voted to stay in Europe (I despise the EU but love Europe itself), I had a feeling that ever since the beginning of Brino, it would be a complete shitshow in terms of what Britain can and can’t be allowed to do after the “divorce”
The EU’s tentacles are not going to disappear anytime soon. In fact they are gathering apace now that the Tories are in disarray and a general election only a year or so away from now, with every likelihood a new referendum will be called.
Don’t be surprised if the result is “managed” to the point of seeing a resounding victory for Remain.
Brexit has become a hugely expensive joke, aided and abetted by a gutless government who never wanted this in the first place. And now it seems the French are taking the piss on so many levels while Britain flounders like a dead kipper silently ejected from the fetid cunt of some old hag (Theresa May, instantly springs to mind)
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Well said TC.
None of this mess would have been contemplated if we just took the Italian view of the EU..
Thanks for the cash..rules? Nah fuck that.
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Italy is a net contributor to the EU, meaning they pay more into the EU than they get out.
Like we used to do.
Maybe you’re thinking of Hungary, which is a net recipient of EU funds, and gives not a fuck about biting the hand that feeds it.
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“Brexit has become a hugely expensive joke, aided and abetted by a gutless government who never wanted this in the first place.”
You think Mogg and all the other Brexiters who made up the majority of the cabinet in Johnson’s government and who voted for his ‘Oven Ready’ Withdrawal Agreement in 2019 never wanted Brexit in the first place? If they didn’t, who did? No, they are responsible for the mess we are in today, they had every opportunity to negotiate a different deal or go with no deal if that’s what they wanted, but they didn’t because they’re all a bunch of self serving charlatans and cunts.
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The French. Hate them or loathe them, there’s no getting away from them,
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What do you expect when le president is a dirty bender. His choice of “beard” is pretty dire as well.
Va te faire foutre you nasty little burger queen!
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It’s petty bollocks from the frogs.
The ungrateful fucking cunts. To think of all those brave British men who died on the beaches and in the streets of France to save these fucking cunts? Classy, Jean Marie, classy.
The frogs are taking the piss (also with the dinghy cunts of course), while our spineless bastards ‘in charge’ do fuck all about it.
Why?
They want to show you fucking plebs what happens if you don’t do as your bloody well told (Brexit). And they clearly want the country filled with 3rd world shite, as they think they’ll be easier to control, due to being thick as fuck and accepting of lower pay and shitty conditions.
They are in for a nasty shock. Well, you will be. They’ll be in gated communities, or on some fucking island somewhere with a few mill in the bank.
Nice contracts too for their hotel owning friends and the landlords (many of whom are fucking MPs and their families/donors.) Some of the biggest donations to the Tory party come from house building/construction firms.
It’s all about money and fat pensions for these fuckers. Always has been.
They couldn’t give a fuck.
Bring on Adolf mkii, he’d get my vote right now, if only to deal with these fuckers.
Anyway, I’ll calm down and realise that I’ll probably be gone by the time it gets really dicey in about 40 years time.
If you’re too busy throwing the’r’ word about like Rick from the Young Ones, suck it all the fuck up. Enjoy it. You’ve earned it.
I’ll be on sandy beaches, beer in hand, a bowl of popcorn and an ‘I told you so you stupid cunts!’ smug grin on my face.
Fuck off.
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All part of the EU plot to punish us for leaving the Fourth Reich.
We give them millions every year to prevent illegals from coming here.
What a fucking waste.
We should have left the cunts to Adolf.
I hate the cunts.
I haven’t left these shores for seventeen years.
And never will.
The Eurocunts can freeze to death this winter, for all I fucking care.
Fill in the Tunnel and Fuck Them.
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Freeze to death?
I thought we were all going to get fried with this ‘hottest weather Eva!’?
Save us Greta, you massive fucking mong!
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Ungrateful bastards.
We liberated them while they were cowering in cellars and outdoor loos from the germans and they still hate us!!
I was taught like any true englishman to hate them right back.
My grandads hated them.
My father and uncle hated them.
My cousins hate them , and I try and instill hate towards the french in my children
(Although they seem reluctant?
Probably a little slow or something)
Its natures way.
Theres been a Northern Cunt hating the french on the battlefields of crecy and agincourt,
Before that my family tree shows scandinavian blood,
Who raided the coastline of France .
I once ate at a mates who told me the peas I was eating were petite pois and I projectile vomited.
Fuck France
And Fuck the French🖕
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Vive la Brittania…🇬🇧
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I can hear a chorus of rule Britannia from a distant New Mills.
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Oui, Fuck the French.
Specifically, Bridget Bardot (back in the day). And Catherine Deneuve. And France Gall. And Virginie Fernandez. And Alizee…
Hey wait a minute! You’ve given me the fucking horn now you miserable northern cunt! 😡
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Them wimmen?
Bunch of mutts.
Apart from Brigette Bardot.
Who was from wigan.
She pretended she was french.
Sort of a pisstake.
Still not a patch on home grown Diana Dors who kept her looks well into her twenties.
Or Noelle Gordon.
Afternoon Ruff👍
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Diana Dors was the worst ‘sex symbol’ in history.
Just a fat bird, wasn’t she?
Bernard Bresslaw made a bonnier woman.
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And I’m sure you’d have climbed over her to get to Bernard…😁
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The fucking Remoaners are loving this. We are being royally stitched up by the Establishment with the co operation of that filthy granny shagger in Paris.
That Sunak cunt may be behind in the polls but he will win, trust me. He is the Establishment man through and through.
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“La Marseillaise”. A national anthem that is so cocky, for the most spineless nation in Europe.
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Norman@ – Evening Norman – I would have thought “The Bold Gendarmes” would have been a more appropriate National Anthem for the hands in the air brigade.
Ten years and they will be singing it in Arabic..
Furthermore, I was doing some driving/security work for a French Woman and her Daughters recently – they fucking stunk – they had all showered before getting in the motor but they did not use deodorant and on a summers day it was “unenjoyable” shall we say.
I would have still held me nose and given her a dabbling though – the saucy milf! 😀👍
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All those people heading off for summer holidays, right in the middle of a cost of living crisis, looks like it must be fake news, maybe better show another food bank opening just in case we forget.
Climate crisis, we need to do something Now, today not tomorrow, maybe the cunts heading across the channel should contemplate how bad they are whilst queuing for 6 or 7 hours in Dover.
Looking forward to Liz Truss dropping the green levy from the leccy bills and cutting taxes, doing deals all over the world and telling the EU where to stick their protocol 😂
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Any nation whose blokes spend 3 hours drinking a pint of tasteless fizzy beer can fuck off.
Obviously planned by the French to cause chaos. And lapped up by remainers who seem to have forgotten the last time they fucked up the crossing. At least they are not burning sheep at Dover; maybe that’s next
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I recall once speaking to a French lass in Blackpool of all places. I was a schoolboy at secondary and I a ascertained she was a schoolgirl of similar age too, on an English camp holiday or summat.
I was there on a day out with a couple of other ne’er do wells. Met on the Pier. She was eyeing me up. I had boy band looks back then, I had to fight lasses off with a shitty stick. Good job Louis Walsh or Simon Cowell didn’t meet me. I’d have had a destroyed ringpiece, although Cowell is clearly straight so I’d have been safe. Girls once tried pinning me down in the 5th year ‘to get a snog each’ off me. One local lad from a different school pretended to be a boy so she could be with me when I was about 12. Fucking gorgeous I was. Not now though, if it makes you feel better.
Anyway, I digress.
Bonny as she was, this French lassy on the Pier. She had a mate with her who wasn’t as bonny.
It was going quite well until I got a whiff of her breath. Garlic mixed with halitosis. My mate got a whiff too and said, “Eurrrgh! Your breath fucking stinks!” Romance, eh?
We both ran off laughing shouting ‘Shitty, shitty frog breath bitch!’
You can’t beat a bit of mature courtship.
Fuck off.
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‘one local lass’
Fucking phone has gone tranny
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