Heat Wave Advice

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“Heat wave advice “ how to manage-and carry on during our apocalyptic 2 day heat wave.

For the love of a cold pint. Fucking nanny state/media

BBC News Link (The BBC just had to infer that the burning of fossil fuels is the root cause of the 48hr heatwave in the middle of summer! – Day Admin)

Yes it was bloody hot yesterday maybe close to 36. High ninety s in old money. Only in Greece in august and Australia in January have I felt it as hot.

Both of these countries it lasted for weeks not a couple of days.

Did I shut the curtains measure my fluid intake. Take cold showers? Did I fuck. I got up a sunrise to walk the dog a couple of miles too hot 🥵 for my furry friend in the day then I went and played golf 🏌️‍♀️.

Guess what I’m still alive. Yes I drank a couple of litres of water and stood in the shade if waiting to play.

No I didn’t need the government to have a cobra meeting or require any doom and gloom advice from the media. Fucking Cunt s.

Nominated by : Everyonesacunt

(We’ve added this bonus nom early just in case you didn’t know what to do in a heatwave because we’re all thick cunts apparently! – Day Admin)

127 thoughts on “Heat Wave Advice”

  1. Apparently, my comment to the BBC that I was ‘surprised that they had time to report on this with all those kids they’ve got to shag’ breaks community standards.

    • amazing nothing about the 12C two days later.

      wait what we had a hot day in summer? Really?

      What about the coldest day in february 2016?

      These cunts are such cunts

  2. I remember 76. Staying on the Gower, god’s own peninsula. Floating in the sea at 3 Cliffs Bay. Rock band on at Swansea dockers in the evening.

    Pure fucking hell.

    • Temp dropped to 42º over the last hour.

      Looks like being another toasty one tomorrow.

      Best pull out the mountain bike, the trails will be nice and dry!

  3. It really must be end-of-fucking-days hot….Prince Andrew was just photographed sweating like a rapist as he dished out pizza at the local Primary School.

  4. I remember when we were told that July 2019 was the hottest July on record. when in fact it was the same as 1900 and 1910 and colder than 1911 and 1921. Lies and bollocks. its 12.00 and iv been in the pub for an hour with cooling beer.

    • I remember them saying one of 2006-2008 was the hottest ever.

      Full of shite, aren’t they.

      Hottest since records began they mean. So about 100 years in the 4.5 billion years of Earth’s existence.

      Bullshitting cunts.

  6. I’m just surprised that that fucking soulless ginger cunt in LA hasn’t called his Nana to offer the benefits of his vast experience in crippling heat.

  7. Does keeping hydrated via the medium of nicely chilled booze count? Fuck the Nanny Fanny Tranny State.

  8. I assume the photo that Admin put up with this cunting shows Miserable Northern Cunt and Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler cuddling up at the beach in this heat?!

    Simply adorable…

  9. All the obese cunts are on the go on the streets, shops, buses. If those fuckers can handle the heat, then the rest can.

    Imagine the temperature in Diane Abbot’s gusset right now. Like Halloween in Hades down there.

  10. They never mentioned in the news that I’d have to walk round with my balls dragging on the fucking ground, they’re like two conkers in a stocking.
    I must say, during previous hot spells, the humidity was 70% plus, however, it’s currently 20%, so not as bad as 26deg with high humidity.

  11. Pardon my ignorance, who the fuck is this bike shed cunt? Did I miss something during my working hours? Did this hate filled cunt have to sit on the naughty step or did day admin boot him?

    • Cunty, ‘Hate filled cunt’ is notorious by his absence at the moment. Unsure if he’s been banned or is just cringing with embarrassment for his nom on the abortion thread, precised below. Funniest part is the second paragraph where he offers folk out, behind the bike sheds, somewhere in Worcestershire. (A bit of poetic licence on my part, but the jist is the same).

      “Seriously what kind of whore can’t even manage to control her own fuckin body?????? Any bitch that aborts a baby should be spayed for the sake of mankind and her fuckin forehead tattooed as a warning to men. These sluts should be treated like witches and fuckin drowned and I’d happily put myself forward for overseeing the job. Same goes for any cunt that is pro baby murder (as that’s what it is), I’d happily beat the piss out of them for pure pleasure and make them wish they were aborted , failing that I’m happy to shove them back up their own mothers cunt free of charge.

      Any issues feel free to come visit me, lets have this discussion face to face, not that the sackless cucks on the internet are generally brave enough. I live in Worcestershire so any takers drop me a message as I’d never back down. Keyboard warriors need not apply as those cunts never turn up.”

      Anyone know of Captain Irony’s aka ‘The Worcestershire Warrior’ whereabouts? Admin? Have any of you taken him up on his offer? Hereford’s in Worcestershire, know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink😄 I’d love him to start posting again as it’ll be comedy gold!

  12. The kidney unit was well cool today. Excellent air conditioning and the staff were great.
    Guess who were the only ones who were moaning about the weather? Could it be the entitled uncooperative selfish African personages? Of course it fucking could.

    • One dresses like a Tusken Raider in carpet slippers (going out in carpet slippers! For fuck’s sake!), and the other one carries a hot water bottle. Even today, a fucking hot water bottle. Cradle of civilisation, my arse!

      • Cradle of civilised is what they like to tell us.
        Load of fucking bollocks if you ask me.

        Evening Norman.

      • Spoke to one of the ambulance drivers yesterday. They were getting in as many patients in as early as possible because of the weather, and most paients were willing to cooperate. Better for the patients, better for the drivers, and better for the staff.

        But, of course, there are two who just refused to cooperate in any way, shape or form. Guess who? The African personages. Another driver told me that they flatly refuse to move from their 4pm slot, and sometimes they aren’t even ready then. But getting up any earlier than the afternoon is apparently ‘too much’ for them. And yesterday was no different.

        So, I was chatting with this ambulance lad. And he was talking about how everyone was mucking in and cooperating (I myself went in at 6am yesterday). I then said ‘I bet ‘those two’ have refused to do it?’ He just looked wearily and said ‘Fuck them!’ He’s sick of them, and he isn’t the only one either…

  13. Let’s face were all fucked as a human species. Cunt’s constantly spouting woke bullshit, Cunts constantly following covid bullshit, Cunts constantly accepting the breakdown of free speech, Umbungos constantly knocking out whitey’s (why is it that you don’t see it the other way round? )
    I could add loads of other examples that is just fucking mind-blowing but the general feeling i get for me now is that there will be civil wars throughout everywere and i hope the bastards that hide away and plan all this shit are pleased with themselves.
    Yous are welcome to it and i hope you end up eating yourselves because there’s no-one left to save or give a fuck to save your arse.

  14. So the 48hr “end of the world” heatwave is over and temperatures have returned to normal and will remain so for the next week or so at least.

    I suppose if we don’t get enough sun during what remains of summer some cunt will suggest “abnormally low temperatures for this time of year and its all your fault!”

    Moreover, according to the BBC’s forecast today there’s a weather warning of thunderstorms and heavy rain down in the Smoke. I wonder if the MSM will go into overdrive and spend every broadcasting minute describing in detail WHY this is happening and what we should all do to protect ourselves during the next 12 hours of apocalyptic climate change!

    Cunts

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