Emma Raducanu Hype Machine

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I’d like to nominate the Emma Raducanu hype machine.

I’m no Tennis fan but even I can see she’s bang average at best, she fluked her way to winning the U.S. open over a year ago, since then she has gained over £10 million in sponsorship deals, an OBE and a level of fame she really doesn’t deserve.

I must make it clear I have no issue with Emma as she’s still pretty young and naive, its the hype around her that I find rather cuntish. Although she does conveniently get minor injuries whenever she’s in a losing position however I believe that’s probably a gen Z trait as they’re used to being rewarded for mediocrity.

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  1. Emma Raducanu:

    Born in Toronto
    Romanian Father
    Chinese Mother

    As British as they come….
    😂

    • Classic British ‘We’ll take absolutely anyone, because we’re so shit’ routine, CG.

      See also Greg Rusedski, Lennox Lewis….

    • CG@ – Afternoon CG/all – Radacanu is a product of the “if they can hold a tennis racket and face the right way then they are “British” – Canadian Greg Rusedski, suddenly British when the LTA thought there was a chance he actually might win something, Ukranian Elena Baltacha, suddenly “British” when the LTA thought she might win something, discarded like yesterdays newspapers when she contracted liver cancer.
      The LTA pours a fortune into UK tennis hoping to find a world beater, but the strawberries and cream, correct blazer and wave the Union Flag attitude is more prevalent than a ruthless winning attitude – Murray had it, but there are no others on the Male or Female side of UK tennis who will achieve anything but sympathetic applause as they trudge off after yet another hiding by anyone in the top 100.
      Yet another celebration of failure.

      • I recall back in the early 80s the British government falling over itself to give young South African athlete prodigy Zola Budd either a British passport and/or citizenship in time for the 1984 LA Olympic Games.

        Thus she became British for 5 minutes up until she had that controversial “accident” with rival Mary Decker. Budd won fuck all of note and soon returned to her home in SA.

        The British government and fawning media soon forgot she ever existed!

      • Zola Budd comparison is very wide of the mark. Radacanu was brought up in the Britain from the age of two.

      • @Ruff

        I was speaking generally rather than specifics. Doesn’t matter if its cricket (Piertersen), Rugby Union (shedloads), athletics (Budd but probably a load more) and quite a few other major sports events where either the government or the respective sports authority will resort to any means of getting a foreign success story to become British and therefore a representative of the country.

      • She’s British, ergo a British success story. It’s not fucking rocket science.

        Evening Techno. 😎

      • No she is not.
        She is either Chinese, Romanian or Canadian.

        It REALLY is not rocket Science.

        Good evening RTC-all👍

        (According to Wiki Raducanu was born in Toronto and raised in London – Day Admin)

      • Oh, so predictable Cuntfinder. Going by your criteria, that would make Boris Johnson American, Harry Webb Indian, and Joe Strummer Turkish. 😂

      • Boris Johnson’s Father was born in Cornwall, his mother in Oxford.
        You really must try harder RTC.
        Maybe lay of the mushrooms 😉

      • Like Johnson Beharry, coming over here, joining our army, saving his British comrades and winning medals.
        What a nerve eh?

        Drip, drip fucking drip.

      • George Orwell
        Rudyard Kipling
        Both born in India.

        Goodness gracious me!

      • Boris Johnson was born in America. Try to keep up, Cuntfinder old chap!

      • To two English parents.
        Do try and engage in joined up thinking 🙂

  2. Mixed race? Check.
    Average talent who won an open because the decent competition weren’t there? Check.
    Worshipped for the rest of her life by the BBC? Check.
    “Comes out” as a Sister fister who suddenly discovers “more than a touch of special Lineker blackness” when her career and earnings start to tail off? Check.
    Replacing Sue Rug muncher as the “BBC wimminz tennis expert” for the next 30 years when Barker is finally dragged off and nailed back in the coffin she crept out of all those years ago? Check.
    Want equal money?
    Play five fucking sets instead of three, you lazy fat bints!

    (You love her really, Foxy. Probably got posters of her covering your bedroom walls – Day Admin)

    • DA@ – Radacanu has posters of me on HER wall – the mucky minx! 😀
      My last partner made me take my A Team poster down as she said I was “immature”!

  3. It’s a given all British tennis players are useless. There’s only dear old Ginny Wade who ever won anything.

    Heather Watson, Laura Robson, Tim Henman, GregRudeski (Ha fucking Ha) and Emma Raducanu. They all get turned over eventually and none of them could win a line of bingo with a lucky rabbit foot in tow. Even that lovely piece, Katie Boulter has gone crashing out. No more watching her bend over, alas…..

    I don’t count that sour faced mater’s boy, Murray, because he is a cunt.

    • **COUGH!**

      “Approximately 170 are selected from about 750 year 9 & 10 applicants and around 80 are chosen from about 250 ballboys/girls from previous years.
      – Average age is 15 years. Many BBGs spend two years as a BBG.”
      🤔😙

  5. Well what do you expect? Winning British (?) tennis players are pretty rare so the corporates want to cash in on her fame and success. She’s the only British tennis player (besides that sour faced Jock) I could name so it must be working.
    It’s unlikely she’ll ever come near winning a tournament again so her agent is beavering away to maximise her earnings while she’s flavour of the month and who can blame them for that? Can’t see who the cunt is here, other than this poxy government for trying to p*nce off her popularity by giving her an OBE.
    But we all knew they were cunts anyway.
    Resign Johnson you bastard!

  6. If you enlarge the header you can see right up to her clunge 👍

    Thank fuck all the Brits are out, oh sorry a South African Brit is still going strong 😂

  7. She may be only 19 and in her second season of professional tennis but this excuse will not wash for long. She won’t be able to dine out on pulling the U.S Open win out of her arse for the rest of her career with underwhelming performances. Anna Kournikova was the tennis pin-up girl 20 years ago but was also a very average player more interested in posing than playing.

    • One of Mrs Norman’s gems was from around that time. Ex-Spice Cunt, Geri Halliwell was No. 1 in the chart. Halliwell was referred to as a ‘singer’. And the old lady said to me, ‘Calling Geri a singer is like calling Anna Kournikova a tennis player!’

      • There have been some footballing corkers over the years Norman, remember George Weah’s ‘cousin’ at Southampton or the fat Swede Tomas Brolin?

      • There have been some corkers when it comes to the beautiful game.

        To be fair though LL – Tomas Brolin the portly Swede wasn’t a bad player early on and banged a fair few in at international level including dumping England out of the 92 Euros.
        By the time he rocked up at Leeds United he’d ballooned to something more akin to a blond sumo wrestler and obviously could be arsed.

        Marco Boogers who signed for Harry Redknapp at West Ham before fucking off back to Holland to live in a caravan without letting on was another classic.

        My personal favourite was drug cheat sprinter Dwain Chambers who after being rumbled, decided to try his hand at professional Rugby League.
        The daft cunt.

      • Ron Knee and Norm will remember Eric Djemba-Djemba too, Herman – not fondly either.

      • Eric Djemba Djemba. So bad they named him twice.

        And I do remember that fat cunt Brolin. There was also that smacked arse faced Ivan, Andrei Arseshaving at Arsenal. And those two cunts Fergie signed in 96. Karel ‘Troll Doll’ Poborsky and Jordi Cruyff. With the exception of that cunt Pogba, Jordi was the laziest and most disinterested and petulant player I ever saw at Old Trafford. Nothing like his great father and a total cunt.

        That little Georgian cunt, Kinkladze was a cracking little player at Maine Road though. The only decent player those blue cunts had for about 30 years.

        I wonder if Lord Fiddler remembers Mirandinha at Newcastle United?

      • I do remember Mirandinha,Norman…came in for Beardsley…had his moments but like so many S. American players tended to blow hot or cold…still,certainly brought a bit of excitement to St.James’ when he felt like it.

    • Ralphie Milne. Fergie signed him as a replacement for Jesper Olsen. Only thing was Jesper could play a bit. Ralphie was the most useless and inept cunt going. Part of Fergie’s brain freeze, when he signed Ralph Milne, Viv Anderson, Danny Wallace and Slippery Jim Leighton. He did bring the great Sparky Hughes back though.😉

  8. The sponsors will drop her like Nish Kumar at a lords taverners shindig if she don’t win anything soon. No point in sponsoring someone if you can’t get the brand name out there.
    Nike – because we like losers not winners

    • All she ever does is be sponsored. She certainly went quickly down the Commercial whore route, didn’t she. If she spent more time practising on the court and less time with her PR manager, she might win something. Greedy fucking immigrant.

  9. Let’s be honest, no bloke watches ladies tennis for the sport. She’s tidy and firm. Shit player though.

  10. I am the one and only….. Another one hit wonder. Fuck off I hate fucking tennis since the stopped wear frilly knicks.

  11. I’m only vaguely aware of this tennis cunt.

    Not being a homosexual I’m ignorant of all things tennis ,

    But if she’s part Romanian then she’s probably a theif,
    And if she’s part chinky she has disgusting table manners and a spy.

    One thing she’s not is British.

    • Not a fan Miserable? You missed Serena Williams swansong when she got knocked out of the men’s singles.

  12. The thing with Raducanu is she will probably dine out on her Open win forever. She will more than likely get Barker’s job as Wimbledon host. I am just hoping that she doesn’t turn into another Alex Scott.. One is enough.

  13. It’s just sport, a game, like football or cricket or tiddlywinks, i.e. it doesn’t fucking matter, it’s of no consequence. Get a grip!

  15. Is there a Henman Hill at Wimbledon?
    Mrs Terry says there is.

    Murray mountain (of dour soppy cunts).

    Radacanu shaved gash hillock?

    What a load of empty posh jollies wank.

    Make the place into an illegal immigrant camp.
    Then napalm it.

  16. I recognise the legitimacy of what’s being said about her.

    Flip side is, if I was her age with opportunities to make enough cash to retire at 21 and spend the rest of my days getting paid for just being me I’d take the money and run.

    She hasn’t hyped herself, the media has done that.

  17. With all this diversity and inclusion shall we be expecting a black trans-non-binary pansexual, vegan-munching, disabled, blind, one-legged child molester as the next British No, 1?

    If such a person exists they can’t be any worse than our current crop of faux-Brits

  19. I had a post removed of Ali Cuntus Beebie for slagging Tennis off, with statements like elitist and privilege only for people with money and that you don’t see anyone getting tooled up to go and have a fight at a tennis match after 20 pints 🤣🤣🤣

  20. Saw her on the idiot box after her defeat, she said to the interviewer ” when the opponent knows she’s playing me they up their game”

    Now then to me she’s definitely believing her own bullshit….🤑

    • If she thinks that then surely she should raise her own game rather than just submit to defeat for not even trying to go the extra mile

    • Implying the other players slack off on less experienced players?
      How to win friends and influence people!

  21. Good luck to her…might as well milk it while she can…won’t be long until some Desperate-Dan lookalike lezza steamrollers her out of the game….like Martina Hingis and the Williams brothers.

  22. Chinko/Romanian? Heard she’s opening a chain of thieving Chinese restaurants.

  23. The Zola Budd of tennis. However,when her sponsors eventually drop her and she falls on hard times,she can use my spare room for a few nights, free of charge.

  24. Most sport gets hyped up far too much. I’m a footy fan but realise that non footy people must be so pissed off with over the top coverage by the media.
    Just going to check the picture header again following reports above

  25. She’s just what tennis needs.

    A decent looking split arse with a nice tight body.

    It’s just a pity they don’t wear little knickers under those short skirts anymore, with those tremendous up skirt camera angles.

    Couldn’t give a fuck if she wins.

    Just let me see up her skirt and a bit of cameltoe and I’m happy.

    This is the ONLY reason most men watched ladies’ tennis in the first place. Even that Navrat bint must be gutted that she can’t flick her bean to women’s tennis anymore, like in the good old days.

  26. I’ve noticed her titties have grown a little over the last year or so.

    Fried eggs before.

    Well done that lass. Gizagobble.

  27. They should get Emily Thornberry to play tennis for England then, if she loses, she will strip off her top and take off her shorts to reveal her spangly Speedos, and offer to wrestle her opponent for the game – with AnalEase as her second standing over the frail young opponent in her three months old piss stained knickers, and possibly let off a malodorous fart, it will be a technical knockout – or get one of the Starmer lezzas to threaten the girl against winning. I am sure Leadbetter or Phillips could break a few fingers.

    As for the Emma girl she is talking of going to Cambridge University where she can sit on her arse for three years till the BBC take her on to chair A Question Of Sport.

    • I’d fuck Emma Raducanu. No really, I would. That would be after I’d sucked her tits and licked her fanny. If she’d just had a bath I’d put my tongue up her bum. And I don’t say that about many people.

      • May I wilt your enthusiastic boner by encouraging you to imagine the fragrant Dianne Abbott in a cute tennis skirt and little knickers (stained and mostly disappeared into her caverous bum crack) bending over right in front of you to tie up her mismatched tennis shoes.

  29. I’ve got nothing against Emma but if she ends up on the BBC that’s very different. Then she goes on my hate list, the bitch.

    • Does this also mean that if any other “British” tennis player wins one of the Opens they’ll automatically receive an OBE just like Emma?

  30. British, well if some peaceful cunt can parasite his way through school free, medical attention free, rape little girls then fuck of to some shithole and fight against every western value that ever existed whilst still pocketing his benefits (paid into bank account). Then when returns is welcomed with open arms and a fucking house in some cases as long as he signs on for some prevent course. Then I propose that any cunt any where can claim British citizenship. Hard to believe we had a market stall let alone an empire.

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