Door2Door Taxis – Chesterfield

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Door2Door taxis in Chesterfield are due a cunting.

Due to a cancelled train causing me to miss my moving-in appointment (I’m now doing so at 4pm on Monday 4th) I’ve had to stay with a cousin in Chesterfield over the weekend.

After returning to Chesterfield from Sheffield (where I’d been visiting my grandparents for my nan’s birthday) I got a taxi back to my cousin’s place from the station.

All was going well, until we reached the destination. As I had the exact change on me, I opted to pay with that as opposed to a £10 note, and upon doing this the driver not only complained that I was ‘wasting his time’, but also told me to fuck off when I told him to be more polite.

And, judging by other reviews online, such horror stories aren’t exactly uncommon.

A truly awful company full of a truly rotten shower of cunts.

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Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

51 thoughts on “Door2Door Taxis – Chesterfield”

  3. What do I know about Chesterfield?
    *Anthony Wedgewood Benn, Lord Stansgate champagne socialist was its MP.
    *My daughter has friends there and whenever she visits she witnesses a fight in a pub.
    *The church spire is leaning over. Perhaps when it falls down it’ll land on top of a Door2Door taxi with any luck, eh OC?

    Think I’ll give the place a miss though.

  4. Fair play, that’s a niche cunting.
    However, taxi drivers are cunts full stop, so I’ll go with it.👌

  5. A taxi driver dropped me home and got out to loudly exclaim that I’d made a mess in his cab. Which was news to me. Maybe he was referring to the pungent post-ale fart smell that he wasn’t used to where he comes from.

    I’ll tell my mate who lives near Chesterfield to avoid this lot, who are probably doing OK since they decimated the bus service in the evening.

    • “Wasn’t used to where he comes from”?
      Are you inferring he was a gentleman of foreign extraction? Perhaps he would prefer underage girls or IEDs in the back of his taxi?

  7. It irritates the fuck out of me when people expect tips for doing their job. It’s not our fault you’ve got no skills or took a shitty paid job for one? And secondly how do you know the cunt paying you earns as much or more than you do?

    Fuck off rude greedy cunts

  8. Sorry,O.C. but I actually laughed when I read this…..totally unfairly I had a mental picture of you counting out a load of coppers from a little man–purse and when told to “Fuck Off” reacting with a …… https://youtu.be/jKHq-mAEQlU

    🙂 .

    • I am more worried about OC’s accommodation Mr Fiddler. Wasnt he saying that the Landlord was trying to get money out of him for no good reason? And the room it self sounded from his description very ‘sparse’.
      I wonder does this Landlord say ‘oh vey’ and stuff like that.
      His second name isnt Rachmann I wonder…

      • Afternoon,Miles.

        I’m hoping it is a Rigsby style landlord and that he has a Miss Jones type next door stalking him….I can just imagine some of his outraged Cuntings on here.

      • Dunno about the landlord, but the lettings agent I went with in the end is one of the better ones in the area. The place is a bit shit obviously but it’s clean enough and the mattress isn’t terrible, and for the price of the rent I ain’t complaining.

      • @OC. I lived for attics in cellars yes in a bedsit (with just in enough room for a single bed) so I know what its like starting out. Good luck with your job.

  9. Oh dear.

    I wish a taxi wallah would tell me to Fuck Off.

    Then I could put the cunt in the oven.

    A bit like the Pakistani Daleks.

  11. Clint Eastwood in ‘Coogan’s Bluff’ argues with a cabby over his luggage, which is a briefcase and the cabby wants to charge Clint 25c to carry it. On arrival, cabby says:

    “Four dollars ninety nine (or something), including the luggage”.

    Clint asks how many stores called Bloomingdales in this town. Cabby says one. Clint replies:

    “So how come we passed it twice? Here’s five dollars, including the tip”.

    Gold!

  12. I’ve always found Portmeirion taxi drivers to be most friendly and obliging. Unless you want to go beyond the village boundary.

  13. Working in Chesterfield today and it is indeed full of cunts calling each other duck all the time.

    • Watch out for those in outlying villages.
      Six toes on the left foot, or what!

      • Avoid Brimington, it’s a plaque village full of Spice zombies.
        Went the once after a splendid lunch at the Treble Bob. Younger wanted to go to some cut price outlet, there.
        Perfectly lovely shop, well set out, nice stuff, like TKMaxx but cheaper.
        It was all these grey people, grey teeth, faces, clothes, scared the fuck out of me.
        I mentioned it to younger, when we were safely in the car and heading home.
        Oh yes, it’s Spice, there’s loads of them.
        I’ve obviously lead a sheltered life.

  14. Taxi drivers, Uber etc drivers, mini-cab drivers are fucking vermin. The hospitals around here had to ban the fuckers from driving up the EDs as the wankers would leave the cab in the middle of the road and block us in whilst they went in to find their passenger. Or the contemptible cunts would park in an ‘Ambulance’ bay. And why do they park in the middle of the road when there’s an aircraft carrier sized space a cars length away from where they’ve stopped?

    Gallon of four star and a match through the fucking window. Or Hate filled cunt can meet them behind the bike sheds, if they’re in Worcestershire.

    • Hahaha😂
      Welcome to the North Opey!
      Warm welcome on every tongue.

      I sometimes work in Chesterfield.

      If youd of asked me to move you in at 4pm you could of doubled your luck as i’d of told you to fuck off as well.

      Chin up pal👍
      Soon pull some mucky lass in Chesterfield!

  15. Not much luck lately OC?

    Was it Bab from Bab’s Cabs and the League of Gentlemen? ‘She’ll’ make you a man my boy!

  16. Wasnt famous thespian crybaby and gurner Bobby deNiro was it?

    Hes a taxi driver.

    ‘talkin to me?
    You talkin to me?

    Fuck off Robert.

    • One of the most overrated films of all time.
      Featuring one of the most overrated actors of all time.
      De Niro is a cunt.

      Joe Pesci, however, is fucking top.

  17. 90’s lads mag slapped “Jo Guest” is from Chesterfield.
    In her prime, that girl had one hell of a fuckable body 😋

      • It was probably all the cock she was getting that ruined her. She ballooned in weight and would have given Bella Emberg a run (or trot) for her money. Plenty of decent gash in lads mags during the nineties. 👍😁

    • Jo was nice, but I Was always a Donna Ewin man in the 90s, myself.
      Oh, and Kathy Lloyd and all. Shit hot.😏

  18. Aren’t all taxi drivers fanatical Muslims these days –

    “I ‘ad that Abu Qatada in the back of the cab once……..
    String the Christian infidels up….it’s the only language they understand”

  19. You should have done a shit in the back of his cab and gave him a £10 note. Well, really a £5 note that you wiped your bottom with. Hopefully he wouldn’t have noticed the difference.

    You gave him the amount of money that his machine told him was right for the mileage he travelled. WTF was his problem?

    Give him a tip: Clean out the back of your cab!

      • The left-handed arse wiping community are obviously under the impression that they are already in charge, and the indigenous white people are now the aboriginal people.
        Why else would they be so rude to a fare paying customer?
        What to do about it though.
        I’d suggest leaving a timed device under the back seat, but alas, I don’t have the skills.

    • Reading those reviews, it’s plainly obvious they have had someone write the later positive ones for them.
      For shame, Yell, for shame.

  22. Wasting his time! Cheeky cunt, should have wasted some more of his time by having a screaming fit because he touched you in a naughty place. If nothing else provides entertainment for the masses and a warm feeling that you got revenge on the cunt without risking catching something Asian cos you smacked the cunt in the mouth.
    The fucking cheek of these bastards.

  23. Although probably not a customer of Door2Door Chesterfield, RIP Ivana Trump, aged 73. Deadpool?

  24. When I was a lad, say 18 ish we used to get a taxi back from Mr G’s or the Cav in Blackistan (for example).

    When we got to our destination whoever was in the front seat was designated with the job of making sure we all got out the back and made tracks whilst he would fumble around in his pocket and eventually would say ‘ah here you go mate these are for you’ and flick the V’s at the driver, call him a cunt and run like fuck.

    Fucking hell it was hilarious. Every now and then you’d get a proper tasty cunt that would run after you and get close to catching you.

    They never did though because somehow your mates were always there to stop that from happening. 🤣

    May I suggest this could be a solution to the problems with Chesterfield Door to Door?

  25. I have a simple solution to this problem, I do not frequent curry shops/taxis/ corner shops/ tyre bays/ car parts shops or any fucking business that is run / fronted by our south Asian citizens.

    They don’t like us, they just use this once great country for their own gratification.

    A curse be upon the invaders….☠️

    • PM for PM.

      She’s only been on SlyNews for half a minute, I’ll have to go and… She looks tastier than ever.

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