News just in from the BBC.
BBC Three has announced I Kissed a Boy (working title), a brand new dating show produced by Twofour and hosted by singer, TV star and LGBTQ+ ally Dannii Minogue.
This eight-part reality event follows ten single men as they head to Europe to find their Mr Right, and it all starts with a kiss. Before they arrive, the guys will be paired up with their strongest match and as soon as they meet, they kiss. No small-talk, no ‘flanter’, just one rom-com worthy moment that might just take their breath away.
Not my words, but those of our deviant national broadcaster wetting their knickers over a revolting new way of indoctrinating young people via teen channel BBC 3. And these cunts whinge about needing more of our money to produce quality programming. I advise not viewing the link if you’ve just eaten.
Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery
Another late entry this time from Sidthesexistsforeskin and his cunting on another BBC programme called “Dodger”
I want to cunt a program on the BBC.
Yes I know you can’t cunt the BBC enough but this show on the BBC called Dodger is about the artful Dodger from Oliver twist,
I don’t watch the BBC but I was visiting my nephew but he had his telly on and I had a quick enough glimpse of this shit show. I know it’s a made up drama but it has gone full on ethnic!
It has black Victorian policemen, a chink female thief, a p@ki thief and various other ethnic other races , I didn’t see any trannies or poofery but hey, it is the BBC and I am sure Victorian London didn’t have this much ethnic types so it makes this programme a cunt and the BBC heading to the ubercunt league of megacuntishness
Thanks admin. I had just tucked into some toast and Marmite when I read this nom. 🤮
Do the BBC make programmes for white heterosexual people any more, or is their total output now geared towards donut punchers, unconvincing birds with dicks and illegal immigrants?
(And yet the BBC still expect the silent majority to cough up £160/year for the (white) privilege – Day Admin)
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Promotion of minorities deviant practices. Only on Aunty Beeb.
What next grooming miners (spelt wrong on purpose) outside the gates at 3.30 ??
Fuck off Bbc cunts
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“consider yerself one of us
Consider yerself one of the family”…
Dodger isnt historical correct,
Victorian London hadn’t turned into a multicultural shithole by this point .
It’s for kids to think we’ve always been swamped with curry rats and Robertson’s.
Also, it’s filmed in that place that keeps on giving to the world…
Stockport.
Gerrcha
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Morning Mis.
Gerrcha?
Sooties in Oliver?
They ‘Ain’t No Pleasing You’.
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😁😁👍
Morning Dick!
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All ten puffs will catch Monkey pox and AIDS by episode two.
So it might be worth watching.
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Is episode 3 the elimination round, where the setting is a pool party round Michael Barrymore’s place?
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Wouldn’t it be luvvvery! Gay men are potent reservoirs of STDs, I expect the BBC will test them prior to filming, but will they be able to stop them sneaking out to the nearest public toilet and sucking a few cocks?
Some good old fashioned buggery, rimming and fisting will make a refreshing change from trannies flashing kids, and mentally ill people promoting mutilating confused teenagers.
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Bbc three is just there to piss us off. All programs are about blacks or poofs (is it pooves or poofs?).
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The first black copper in Stabistan was in 1967 but the BBC don’t bother with facts when they get in the way of their narrative.
As for this poof show…….well it speaks for itself……. the normalisation of sexual degeneracy is a speciality of our national broadcaster. Paying for the corruption of our youth. It’s inevitable that at least one fa**ot will end up topping themselves, after being humiliated on national television, so that’s something to look forward to.
The BBC….. no shame, no blame.
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😠😠😠😠 bollocks bollocks bollocks
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Just wait until the BBC get their hands on Barnaby Fudge and The Pickwoke Papers.
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Thanks(!) for the nom pic, DA!
Are you trying to make us lose our breakfasts? 🤢🤮
(We thought you cunts were fearless hardcore geezers! Come on, man up… oops..woman up… err thing up! – Day Admin)
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Gays really are tedious. Boring, one string ponies with lamentable fashion sense trying to outdo each other to become conventional and get “married”, which always lasts about a week because try as they might they cannot help themselves sticking their cock up some other blokes backside. Pathetic, monkey pox riddled losers.
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Oh and the indoctrination of children is a vile crime that I’m certain previous generations would have been confident had been dealt with once and for all in 1945.
Vermin.
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Great minds think alike!
Deviancy sells, and the BBC have obviously heard that Boggs TV Enterprises are producing, in conjunction with one of our foreign subsidaries, The Spankee Wankee Company of Taiwan, an in-depth look at one of today’s social must-haves, bisexuality.
“Daisy, Daisy (A Bisexual Made For Two)” stars Kweer Starmer and Stella Creasy, the chick with a dick, and their exploits as they go and stay at the vicarage with two way mirrors and recording equipment , of Chris Bryant who sits at his organ playing “Let My People Cum”, while Wes Streeting looks through the keyhole wanking. Wish you were here, duckie.
This will be the series that earns us millions – of complaints.
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Can’t speak, bit of a cross wind, DCI struggling with the controls of the Lancaster, need the old girl straightened up before the bomb run on the BBC..
Our supposed “natiional broadcaster” has turned into a State propaganda channel which promotes racial hatred and pae*op*ilia.
We are in the last days of our world.
Did Hungary win due to “waaycism” Gary?
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I’m working on my own TV show.
It’s about a man from a ethnic minority (white English working class) and his struggle to come out as straight.
He is a victim to racism at school (teachers)
In the workplace (positive discrimination)
And sexism (he identifies as male which breaks his mother’s heart, she wanted a hermaphrodite)
He eventually gets his just desserts when he’s imprisoned for Hate crime by not doffing his cap to a Somali refugee.
In prison he has a Damascus moment and realises the error of his ways after a nun (Brian Blessed) shows him that diversity is our strength .
He finally settled down with a lady (idi Amin) and has children (feral) and lives on a plant based diet.
I love a happy ending!!🌈
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Fuck me, the Beeb would pay millions for that all-inclusive shitfest, they lurv that sort of thing. Morning Mis and all.
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Morning Moggie 👍
Yes they’ve shown more interest in a adaptation of my life story ” Gravy train”.
Problem is they want Frank Bruno to play me .
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Should never have legalised poofery.
“We just want to be free and left in peace”, they cried.
Look at the fucking state of it now. Bent teachers grooming kids to be trannies. Mincers parading naked in front of kids at their ‘Pride’ marches. Vomit inducing gay snogs and sex scenes on the telly. No fucking ‘Some viewers may find some scenes disturbing’ for those, I notice. Sports stars being forced to promote the gayness. One or two getting carried away and getting bummed off trannies. I’d put that Dr Eat da poo poo in charge of the BBC.
He’d sort the cunts out.
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Bravo CB,bravo indeed🍸
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There is a moose limb player in the Premier League who allegedly wants out because he’s forced to wear rainbow laces and promote poofery. No names, I’ll just call him Maurice Salad.
Despite fan worship, a huge salary and success, it’s clear he wants out in interviews I’ve seen in the BBC and Sky. I think he said he’ll still be there next season for his final contracted year, because he can’t leave if the club won’t let him go.
I don’t often agree with moose limbs, but if he really is keen to leave because he’s sick of being forced to promote bumming, then I agree with the cunt for once.
(If the allegation bears fruit it will make for very interesting reading for the woke and which side they’ll take. Worthy of a nomination – Day Admin)
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Although there are one or two ‘hints’ online at such a thing being true, my source is two plastic Liverpool fans who’ve heard this rumour for a while.
I doubt any media outlet dare print this rumour.
Of course, I don’t believe such a thing could be true.
He’s a devout Muslim whose wife wears an abaya (burka but can see the face). He’d obviously be all for the poofery.
(Interesting stuff. Let’s not take this off-topic though. A nomination (plus supporting links) would definitely be in order. Cheers – Day Admin)
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There was a Senegalese player from PSG who refused to play in a match last month to avoid wearing the club shirt featuring some rainbow flag bollocks too.
Maybe the tide is turning? The woke mafia is going to have to pick a team.
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I do recall that weekend they had that huge bummery promotion in the premier League, that a few players from certain third world nations had ‘injuries’.
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@Cuntybollocks. That is it, in a nutshell. The legalisation of bumfoolery was a massive mistake.
The cunts should have been kept firmly in the closet.
Hippies, liberals and other ne’er do well’s only fuelled the flames of degeneracy.
Alas, Pandora’s box is open and filth is in full flow.
The only acceptable ending to this televisual dysentery, is for the contestants to be gunned down by a crack division of the Waffen ⚡⚡
Get To Fuck.
(If anyone is thinking about it, there’s already a nomination in the processing pipeline regarding the farcical Jubilee gig last night – Day Admin)
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I certainly think they should re-criminalize buggery. It was responsible for AIDS and I am sure other diseases (the number of the “girls” in the RN who suffered from piles and were always queuing up to see the MO even in the days when it WAS illegal was staggering). 19 and already a martyr to the Farmer Giles – come of it.
It is a disgusting perverted practice, which is regarded as quite “normal” by the poofters.
If buggery was made illegal half the TV “entertainers” and MPs would be inside at Her Majestys Pleasure – and most of them are Remainers. Several problems solved with one simple act. Let’s also revoke Queen Victoria’s disbelief of lesbianism and send the more militant bulldykes to prison as well Strap-on serve the same debauched ractice.
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Any tv reality show about ‘love’ is unwatchable bilge anyway, gay or straight. There’s been loads of them, all rubbish and any real person on these shows is just humiliating themselves for fame.
I suspect the Beeb want a slice of ITV’s Love Island success but when they did the brainstorming somebody said ‘let’s make it gay’ and they all clapped.
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The follow up show ‘Through the bumhole’ will create even more of a kerfuffle.
The mystery arse is revealed at the start through a hole in the wall. Contestants are then given a series of clues to help guess the mystery ringpiece. Contestants can ask three questions after hearing the clues.
“Has he got the Aids?”
“Does he have pet gerbils?”
“Does he work for the BBC?”
At the end, if the contestants get the right answer, the can bum the mystery arse into next week. Get it wrong, and it’s a week’s (arse) break at Barrymore’s gaffe.
Fuck off.
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Morning CB…safe to assume that I’ll not even be attempting to add this marmite motorway madness to my “Challenging Wank” series.
Which, incidentally, has peaked out (so far) at an episode of ‘Miranda’.
Hart, not Richardson.
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BBC 3 is their attempt to be relevant to Yoof. But no fucker watches it. You just have to look at the listings to see what bilge it is.
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I stopped reading at BBC 3
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At risk of stating the bleeding obvious, the BBC is accelerating down the road to self-destruction. It will not avoid it’s own demise because it cannot/will not see it.
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It insists it’s the national broadcaster but appears to be unaware that that nation is one in their minds, not in reality. Almost anybody I ever talk to about them resent the TV tax on the basis that they show fuck all worth watching.
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BBC Four on the way out or being marginalised to online only further marginalising the core demographic of TV tax payers.
The only decent channel on there I would argue as well.
Instead of cultural television programs they prefer to promote this degenerate trash instead. Probably for the benefit of the woke yoof.
Stupid cunts.
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Even the Netflix show Is It Gayke hosted by Mikey Gay is a complete gayfest with the latest winner andrew fuller and his green hair, green beard and Elton John glasses. My 9 year old watched it all and to be fair its fairly entertaining with Mikey pulling out his big chopper to see if a rubber duckie is Gayke or not. I suppose if Andrew hadn’t won it would have sparked riots in the secluded alleyways and public toilets.
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Surely in the interests of equality they must also come up with “I Kissed a Girl” featuring a load of blue haired, ugly as fuck lezzas covered in tats and ironmongery? I shall be writing to June Sarbongo, Head of Creative Diversity with immediate effect.
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I have never watched anything on 3 or 4. It makes me wonder how they can call them channels when they only broadcast 8 hours a night and often repeat programmes even in that time. I also want to know why they cancel programmes (which I wouldn’t watch) on 1 and 2 during the day to show some fucking sport(which I also wouldn’t watch), or suchlike, when they have 2 channels doing fuck all during the day.
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Not just the BBC, Sky has a new series out The Midwich Cuckoos, set in a rural English village, plot – women being made pregnant by alien parasites (or maybe Allah)
The thing that most unbelievable about this shit show isn’t the alien parasites but the number of soots in a rural English village 😂
(We have a nom scheduled for that particular reboot- Day Admin)
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It’s becoming increasingly common SOI, alas.
I work right out in the country, properly in the middle of nowhere in Oxfordshire and pass through a number of rural villages.
On my way home last week, some schoolkids almost walked out in front of me (fuck knows how, my bike is well loud) and two of them were girls (presumably, it’s hard to tell) who were black as the ace of literal spades.
I almost stack my bike into the back of a parked car I was so astonished.
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Probably adopted by a rich luvvie type 😂
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One of my common exclamations for an inconvenience is “fuck a duck”. How soon before that becomes a reality show? I’m sure Pakistan TV would buy into the franchise as they’re not too different to chickens.😝🦆🇵🇰
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They do like underage birds, SC!
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If Uncle Vlad had any common decency at all (BTW he says “hiski, big boys!” 💋👠) he would nuke the BBC.
And strap Lurch Maguire to the fucking bomb.
What’s that Unkle Terry? Yes, of course we will herd the survivors to the oven at gunpoint – our pleasure Sir! 😀👍
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According to all the noise re LGBTSXERTARSE persons one would believe that the majority of the population is that way inclined.
Common sense and careful observation leads me to concur that compared to the persons who are straight the number of persons who indulge in the LGBTSXERTARSE are indeed a very small minority of the population especially those on the transbender scale.
So a few men who are transbinarybender (mentally ill) can attempt to sway the thoughts of the nation by shouting loudly and winning the full and uncritical support of all msm and government. Fuck me can hardly wait for the n@@*&# to star their campaign.
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Why would they need to start a campaign? They’re already at the top of the pile for pretty much everything.
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The Gays and The Coloureds have ruined popular entertainment…and are the cause of most Public Toilet and Chiggun shop fatalities.
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Fuck the filthy, degenerate, woke BBC into a tramp’s piss-soaked hat.
I wonder how many on here refuse to pay a licence? I don’t at the moment as I am still rebuilding my house, but once the electric gates are up and I am back in there with my family, I’ll be fucked if I buy a licence to subsidise this generacy.
Cunts.
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The BBC have the right idea, we need to see more programmes about bumming. Our population explosion is unsustainable and we need to promote acceptability and the advantages of anal sex. If we can’t persuade boys to snog boys, at least they’ll consider the possibility of taking girls up the back passage. You know it makes sense.
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PM@ – Afternoon PM – I stopped paying the theft tax years ago when I was wrongly fined by a private company alleging I “had been receiving transmissions without the appropriate Licence” – I demanded evidence, 12 month long legal fight before I got it sorted and I immediately contacted the BBC and stated I would never pay for a TV Licence again.
And I fucking well won’t – around £1400 saved so far.
I do not pay to watch the promotion of racism, degeneracy and p**doph*lia.
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