Feminist Comediennes

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In America the social commentator Matt Walsh is making heroic efforts to find a left-wing Feminist Comedienne that can make him laugh.

I think he should be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor I admire him that much.

I have tried it myself. But I just can’t do it. I give up after a few seconds. It is literally unendurable for me.

I admire his patience and stamina–the waiting for the laugh that never comes. He knows in his heart of hearts I believe that a laugh ain’t gonna happen.

He has sat through five now. Samatha Bee was one. Sat in silence. Stony silence.

There was another one I forget her name. He nearly laughed when she pictured a dog wearing shoes!!!!. He was ‘ready’ to laugh he said, ‘primed’ as it were. But she just left the story in mid air and went back to the feminist shtick.

But before we look down on our American friends what about our own home-grown feminist performers here.

I have a challenge for you Cunters. Now you have to be honest. Ok which one of you can last the longest watching either Jo Brand or Sarah Milligan. (both videos are only 5 mins long). You have a choice. I know I am asking a lot but I believe in you.

I have chosen them as I say because they are only 5 minutes long. Now surely Cunters you can last 5 minutes?

For those who watch one all the way through there will be a prize of a box of tampons to give to your wife or girlfriend with the line ‘these are for when you’re ‘on the Blob’. How she will laugh.

Remember if you own up to even a slight snigger of chuckle Admin will take disciplinary action.

Good luck

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Nominated by: Miles Plastic

87 thoughts on “Feminist Comediennes”

  1. Never seen a funny female comedian, not sure they even exist. On a side note I’d like to add that Katherine Ryan is a cunt that could make an onion cry.

  3. Judy Garland (RIP) was a very funny woman, and she could put down hecklers with ease.

    But I agree that I have never seen a truly funny female comedienne. I honestly can’t think of one. Even the ones that are lauded aren’t that good. People natter on about ‘the great’ Victoria Wood, but she was vastly overrated and she was also a hypocrite. All this crap about how Wood ‘bravely’ had a go at the diet industry, yet I remember her doing diet drink commercials on TV.

    Come to think of it, Joan Rivers was a vicious old bitch though. She did make me laugh on occasion.

    • Norman@

      I hated Victoria wood.
      Especially when she’d sing.
      Everyone kissed her arse but even as a kid I knew she was a painfully unfunny, plain, probably a fish supper,
      Talentless cunt.

      The tears when she croaked?!
      I just thought

      ‘thank god. No new series of Dinner ladies’.

  4. Yet to see a funny bird. BBC love these unfunny split arses.

    I’ve seen a few female stand up acts and I can honestly say that I had a more enjoyable time when I shat myself in Morrison’s car park.

      • She was in indeed, but still she wasn’t a SJW who has a worthless degree.

      • Hello Old Friend:

        I agree that Margaret (as Groucho’s foil) was very funny indeed.

        She was born Daisey Baker and trained as a classical actress and opera singer. Reviews of her early work in the theatre referred to her as a “statuesque beauty.”

        She married a millionaire but when he died she was obliged to go back into show business.

        She always referred to Groucho as “Juli” as his given name was Julius.

        As you probably gathered I’m a big fan of both her and the Marx Brothers.

      • Morning General.

        Good to see you back. We’ve had our differences but as a big Marx Brothers fan of over 50 years I’m with you 100%.

        One other thing, Groucho’s claim that Margaret Dumont didn’t get the joke always struck me as highly unlikely. In fact I believe she debunked that notion in an interview or biography.

        Be seeing you. 🙂

        Boomers Lives Matter
        Generation X Rocks
        Millennials Suck

      • Hey Ruff,

        I’m around here a bit. I read but don’t post much anymore.

        Your tag lines are wrong. My new ones are:

        The Election was Stolen
        Progressives are Evil
        Stop the Great Reset

        “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others.”

  5. I went to the Comedy Club in Manchester a few years back and one of the acts was a very funny blonde bird but I’m fucked if I can remember her name, suffice to say she was the complete antithesis of the shite that’s the topic of this cunting.

    But they don’t get the air time because they aren’t part of the agenda.

    As for Jo Brand I genuinely despise her. The blob triggers something in me that makes me honestly believe she has the whiff of a yeast infection and I can’t get it out of my head.

    I have form here though and it was with the character who played Ron Dixon in Brookside, I couldn’t get it out of my head that he had halitosis.

    It’s all very real to me.

  6. Joan Rivers is the only Female comedian that I’ve ever found funny. If the old battle axe was alive now the she’d rip the Me too movement and wokes a new cunt.

  7. There are a few funny female comedians but no feminist ones.

    Feminism and humour are incommensurable.

  8. Joan Rivers :

    Jackie Onassis is so hairy seals club her…

    Classic / non woke / and the only really funny woman I’ve seen

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