Feminist Comediennes

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In America the social commentator Matt Walsh is making heroic efforts to find a left-wing Feminist Comedienne that can make him laugh.

I think he should be awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor I admire him that much.

I have tried it myself. But I just can’t do it. I give up after a few seconds. It is literally unendurable for me.

I admire his patience and stamina–the waiting for the laugh that never comes. He knows in his heart of hearts I believe that a laugh ain’t gonna happen.

He has sat through five now. Samatha Bee was one. Sat in silence. Stony silence.

There was another one I forget her name. He nearly laughed when she pictured a dog wearing shoes!!!!. He was ‘ready’ to laugh he said, ‘primed’ as it were. But she just left the story in mid air and went back to the feminist shtick.

But before we look down on our American friends what about our own home-grown feminist performers here.

I have a challenge for you Cunters. Now you have to be honest. Ok which one of you can last the longest watching either Jo Brand or Sarah Milligan. (both videos are only 5 mins long). You have a choice. I know I am asking a lot but I believe in you.

I have chosen them as I say because they are only 5 minutes long. Now surely Cunters you can last 5 minutes?

For those who watch one all the way through there will be a prize of a box of tampons to give to your wife or girlfriend with the line ‘these are for when you’re ‘on the Blob’. How she will laugh.

Remember if you own up to even a slight snigger of chuckle Admin will take disciplinary action.

Good luck

YouTube Link 1

You Tube Link 2

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

87 thoughts on “Feminist Comediennes”

  1. Good cunting Miles. Feminist comedienne, the two words just don’t fit together.

    Link one made me feel sick horrible awful ugly cow.

    Link two gave me the need to take my morning shit.

  2. Women comedians, tell a joke about menstruations and they think they are funny, they can fuck right off

      • Couldn’t make her look any worse, it might melt the fat away, would need to be a lot of acid though, the fat unfunny sack of shit

  4. Sorry, Miles, lasted just over a minute with both before I had the urge to fill my ears with concrete and gauge out my eyes. As funny as shitting blood.

    • Wow! You tried watching???? Fair play to you, personally I’d rather boil my own head than attempt to watch that shite.

  5. ‘Fraid I’m going to disagree here…I actually like some of Jo Brand’s stuff..she’s got a dry sense of humour and is prepared to laugh at herself.
    Didn’t even attempt the Sarah Milligan clip…her whiny voice is like fingernails down a blackboard to me.

    • DF-F@ – Afternoon Sir Fiddler – when Jo Brand was in her early career calling herself “the sea monster” she did some very funny stuff.
      Millican is just cringeworthy – “Who wants to hear about me yeast infection then?”
      “NOBODY – Fuck Off you talentless sow!”

  7. “Wowcher, and I think I like it” irritating Colonial witterings.

    MP – you have produced some beautes this week.

  8. Who could “last the longest” whilst watching Jo Brand?
    If there’s a league table, I’ll be on the bottom. I lasted 3 mins 22 secs.
    Before I came.
    That is what you meant, Miles?

    • Well I’ve been searching pornhub for the last hour and I can’t find the relevant videos. Can you help?

    • Sub 4 minutes?
      You are Roger Bannister and I claim my £5 voucher for “The best of female comedy” DVD.
      All 2 1/2 minutes of it.
      👍

      • I heard Bannister shat in his pants at the end of the race.

        If true, the record should’ve been expunged and he himself locked up for bringing shame on the nation.

  9. The only female comediennes who are any good are women footballers. They certainly make me laugh.

    • I don’t know, wimminz rugby players, giving their (worthless) opinion to the likes of Lawrence Dallaglio is always worth a chuckle, too.

  10. My daughter took me to see Millican. It was an hour or more of talking about her minge. It failed to either excite or amuse.
    Brand can be brutal but is mostly a luvvie twat.

  11. I knew a lass that did fanny farts,
    that was pretty funny!
    Dunno if she was leftwing though?

  12. Big units aren’t they?

    Funny they don’t seem arsed about heart disease or type 2 diabetes?

    Sausage roll?

  13. There’s only been one funny woman in history: Joan Rivers.
    It’s a shame that when Michael Obummer had her bumped off (errr…allegedly) for revealing his and Barack’s secret, that her soul and sense of humour wasn’t immediately transposed into Aisling Bea…that’d be my ideal bird!

  14. Feminist point of order. Is the word ‘comedienne’ not now outlawed, like the word actress? Mind you, if it was up to me, I’d outlaw the use of any sentences containing the words left wing and comedy.
    I shan’t be watching any videos, even in the name of research. At my time of life, every minute is precious. I don’t have time for period, Brexit or all men are bastards ‘jokes’ badly told by an uppity Doris.

    • Woman are better at slapstick humour.
      Rather than standup.

      If you’ve ever seen one in high heels fall down a flight of stairs,
      Or looking at her reflection in a shop window walk straight into a lamppost,

      I promise you you’d be howling with laughter!

  15. They end up as old hags, at 25, too ugly for TV, so shunted off to Wireless 4 for their ghastly museum pieces like Just A Minute or The News Quiz, where they become “stars” for the morons who listen to them shreeking for half an hour a week. Losers the lot of them, They are not comediannes as Hylda Baker, Beryl Reid or Irene Handl were, they are merely Angela Rayner wannabees, God help them – and us.

    • Caroline aherne was very funny.
      And I liked Madeleine Kahn (young Frankenstein)

      And you got your money’s worth with Janette Krankie,
      Hour and half show on Blackpool pier,
      Then a good chance of being able to fuck her on a car bonnet in the car park while husband Ian filmed it?
      Great night out!

  18. Always amuses me (in a ironic sense) that feminists can take the piss out of themselves, other wimminz and of course men but receive little or no criticism from the Woke libtards because they see it as justified, progressive and “right on”

    But if a bloke took the piss out of them, especially a white geezer, then he would be cancelled and demonised as a misogynist, bigoted fascist blah blah.

  19. If only Bernard Manning were still around to take the piss out of the likes of Millican (and Angela Rayner, probably about the funniest of todays wimminz comics)

    • Dana Alexander is the worst comedian, hands down.
      Not only is she not funny she hates humour.
      Black, chippy, Canadian who bizarrely sometimes slips into a Jamaican patois,
      I’ve never once seen her laugh at something or tell a joke .

      Not only do I find her unfunny I pathologically hate her, where I’d like to cave in the back of her skull with half a brick,
      Then defecate on her corpse.

      (Not a fan then, Miserable! – Day Admin)

      • That Dana creature boils my piss, she’s so far left it hurts, about as funny as a child with cancer. It fuckin pains me to share a surname with the bitch. Pretty sure trading standards should go after her for calling herself a comedian.

  20. Some years back I took Mrs Odin to a comedy night in Holland Park.

    Shappi Khorsandi was the host and her entire set revolved around being an Iranian woman living in England.

    Very difficult for pretty much everyone to relate to really. Polite applause were forthcoming.

    Then there was some Scottish feminist lesbian whose entire set consisted of being a Scottish feminist lesbian.

    No polite applause, just a Baffled audience with faces like they had just been given a cancer diagnosis.

    Rich Hall and his alter ego Otis Lee Crenshaw were fucking hilarious though.
    Adapted his set to interact with the audience and had everyone snorting out their Pimms.

  22. Manning gets a right slagging off by today’s generation I used to go to the Embassy club in Harpurhey.

    He took the piss out of every fucker, a proper great night out, only had pub hours so last orders at 11.00.

    😂

  24. Periods, Cake, Weight, PMT,
    Have I missed owt?
    With the odd exception such as Caroline Aherne they’re all fucking shite.
    I’d rather stick pins in my eyes than try to watch those clips.
    Good nomination though, what a pair of cunts.

  25. Very rarely do i find a female comedien funny in fact the last funny one was Joan Rivers after that they are just cunts Jo Brand, Shammy Corewhatever,Miranda fucking Hart, Sarah Milikan[who is actually funny, if it wasnt for the accent, then you have those cunts from across the pond Katherine Ryan and Amy Shuma who are about as funny as a ingrowing toe nail removal, they should stick to blow jobs….

  26. “Ah’ve a yeast infection, aren’t Men cunts? Anyone like cakes and sweet stuff? Aren’t Men bastards? Lads neva fucked us ‘cos ah’m ugly – can I get paid now – I need the taxi fair to the Labour party conference”..
    Thought I would save everyone the unremitting misery of Sarah Millicans turgid tripe by condensing it down a bit.

  27. There are some half decent comedic actresses who can raise a laugh out of me now but more in the past really.

    The clincher there though is that almost without fail the scripts have always been written by men .

    Definitely not anything by Phoebe Waller Bridge , they let her loose with the last Bond script and she shoe horned in a black female Bond, turned him into a cuck effectively and then killed him at the end FFS

  28. I quite like Kitty Flanagan, she takes the piss out of anything not just wimminz issues and Catherine Tate, Nan Taylor reminds me of my mum.

  29. The worst stand up comedian I have ever seen, years ago, was Hattie Hayridge.

    She was a complete flop, the audience tried to help her but she was pathetic, such a shame given her cult status.

    A woman on stage should be getting her kit off not telling jokes, that would exclude fat cunts and mingers 😂

    • The audience tried to help her!. What a truly pathetic spectacle that conjours up, dear oh dear.
      I went to an open mike night at a local comedy club years ago and this woman shuffled on to the stage with a bit of paper and started mumbling, after a while one chap wandered up to the stage and said to her in frustration ‘what do you want?’ and she ran off crying.

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