Dead Pool [249]

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Well done to OpinionatedCunt who correctly predicted the extremely sad demise of Dame Deborah James the podcaster and journalist who has died from bowel cancer after a 5 year-long struggle.Given her age and the fact that she wasn`t a cunt and raised 7 million for charity whilst raising awareness for bowel cancer this hit is one of the sadder ones.However it is a prediction game and not a wishlist.They say only the good die young! R.I.P

On to Deadpool 249

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made

61 thoughts on “Dead Pool [249]”

  1. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Dickie Davies
    Bang on, OC.

  2. Sad one.
    Too young

    Bob Barker
    Jimmy Carter
    Henry Kissinger
    Raul Castro
    Imelda Marcos

      • As Baron de Coubertin, founder of the modern Olympics, might have said had he still been alive:-
        “The most important thing in the Dead Pool is not winning, not even taking part; the essential thing is beating Shaun to a nom”😁
        Last time I did it I won with CW McCall. Here’s hoping lightning strikes twice.

  5. The Queen
    Clint Eastwood
    Beast of bolsover
    Eric Clapton
    Billy Connolly

  6. Georgina Hale (Actress, Budgie’s wife)
    Peter Blake (Artist)
    Richard Chamberlain
    Henry Kissinger
    Michael Aspel

  7. Barry Fry
    Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    Annette Crosbie
    David Hockney

    Nice work OP.

  9. Kenneth Cope
    Doreen Mantle
    Jet Black
    Colin Jeavons
    Olivia Newton John

    RIP Deborah. Taken far too young.

  10. Home & Away
    Ghislaine Maxwell
    Rosemary West
    My beloved Black Lab “Nose Bone”
    Democracy

      • Apologies, and agreed – is it agreeable to replace the nomination of “democracy” with “omnivorous diet”?

  14. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  16. Tony Bennett
    Rolf Harris

    Billy Connolly
    
Jimmy Carter

    Mikhail Gorbachev

  17. Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    Gerald Harper.
    William Shatner.

    • OC, please allow me to try and ease the guilt with a new list for consideration given your skills:

      Lewis Hamilton
      Naga RugMunchetty
      Emmanuel Macron
      Virat Kohli
      Ru Paul

  19. Fucking shame, that. It really is.😢 RIP.

    Jean Luc Godard
    Tony Barber
    Patsy King
    Ann Blyth
    Kenneth ‘Billy Walker’ Farrington

  20. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Geogie Fame
    Alan Price

  24. Alright pop pickers? Not half! In at number 5 we have that chinless Horrornation St chinless wonder
    5) Helen Worth
    Up two places to number
    4) The private citizen known as Andrew
    Straight in at number
    3) Bill ‘Cock’ Roach
    Climbing twelve places to number
    2) Sir Lenworth of Henry
    And for the 70th year in a row it’s our aged friend, that right pop pickers it’s
    1) Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richards.
    He just won’t fucking die, will he!

  25. It is sad when someone selfless, trying to help others leaves us ; especially when there are so many prime cunts who would be missed like a hole in the head.
    ———————————-
    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)

  26. I couldn’t actually decide if Diana Ross was dead at Cuntstonbury 2022.
    I mean, she looked dead, but this dreadful noise kept coming out of her…🤔🤷‍♂️

  27. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Sally Thomsett
    Paula Wilcox
    Liza Minelli

    An unwinnable battle bravely fought.
    RIP.

  28. Bobby Charlton
    Barbara Walters
    David Gold
    Sylvia Syms
    Lord Hezzelslime

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