Well done to OpinionatedCunt who correctly predicted the extremely sad demise of Dame Deborah James the podcaster and journalist who has died from bowel cancer after a 5 year-long struggle.Given her age and the fact that she wasn`t a cunt and raised 7 million for charity whilst raising awareness for bowel cancer this hit is one of the sadder ones.However it is a prediction game and not a wishlist.They say only the good die young! R.I.P
On to Deadpool 249
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made
Pam Ayres
Rob Burrows ( Rugby player)
Michael Parkinson
Tom Baker
Willie Nelson
0
Katie Price
Harvey Price
Lily Allen
Gina Miller
Megan Markle
7
thats just a wish list i think Odin, but i wholeheartedly agree
3
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, OP.
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Uncle Jack Charles
0
Fredrick Forsyth
Terry Waite
Mary Peters
Michael Caine
Petula Clarke
1
Tommy Lee Jones [ wrinkly actor]
Tommy Lee [ famous for boning Pammy Anderson and apparently musical]
Ozzy Osbourne [ apparently musical]
Elton John [apparently musical]
Jack Niclson [ that would be a shame ]
1
Burt Bacharach
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Julie Andrews
Bernie Ecclestone
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Well done OC
1
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Michael Berryman
Chrissie Hynde
1
Ghislaine Maxwell (alleged suicide ;))
Scott Borgerson (see above)
Kevin Spacey
Jo Biden
Hunter Biden
3
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Michael Eavis
Billy ‘fucking’ Bragg
Andy ‘dinger’ Bell
1
Ken Clarke
Melvyn Hayes
Jack Nicholson
Barry Newman
James Taylor
0
Dave Attenborough
Dave Baddiel
Dave Coulturd
Dave Crosby
Dave Essex.
0
Nicola Sturgeon
Doddie Weir
Michael Douglas
R Kelly
Michael Barrymore
0
George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
Michael Osterholm
Anthony Fauci
Pope Francis
0
Lucas might kill himself, after seeing that Obi Woke Kenobi series…😉
1
I sort of hope he does m8 After what he did to Star Wars in the prequels and then selling his own franchise to Disney
I’ve heard Mandorlorian was pretty good but all of the other Star Wars shows on Disney+ and this new one just look absolutely fucking awful
0
Mike Yarwood
Vanessa Redgrave
Henry Kissinger
Barry Manilow
Ben Ferencz
1
Bugger Kissinger bagged. Have instead please
Larry Storch – veteran yank actor, never a star but in a hellofalot of stage,film and TV.
0
Buzz Aldrin
Dick Cheney
Ezra Miller
Tommy Aldridge
Amber Heard’s career
0