Seems that some Spurs fans have been chanting hurty names to Liverpool fans with regards poverty and unemployment. Even to the point of chanting “Your signing on in the morning”
Apparently this has offended both Liverpool and Spurs’ top brass along with the respective supporters trusts. Seems that they want the offending fans to be removed from the ground and/or have their season ticket membership withdrawn.
A spokesman for the Spurs’ Supporters Trust blubbed “Poverty and joblessness are not fair game for banter.”
For fuckety fuck’s sake! Has it really come to this that you can’t even chant old-school chants without offending some soft-as-shite cunt?
One of these days just raising your voice will be deemed offensive to some oversensitive twat.
And yet it really is no surprise. EPL football has become so watered down with political grandstanding, fans unable to chant rude/racist/sexist/homophobic words, or wave flags, stand up throughout the game, drink booze, and must not boo at the bending of the knee or even criticise black players, and players wearing armbands for some good cause.
But now fans can’t take the piss out of Scousers. I guess tomorrow Celtic fans won’t be allowed to take the piss out of Rangers fans, Man City to Man United and so on. Instead everyone will sit quietly and applaud accordingly like good little boys, girls and things.
Nominated by: Technocunt
oh FFS. Are Liverpool fans untouchable. Usual bollocks in the MSM about “the hard done by” Liverpool fans. It wasn’t their fault, etc. etc..
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No. They are not. Cockney scousers are the worst. I’ve been laying into a few today. The cunts.
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Welcome back DKC!
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Many thanks, sir. Never left. Just had other shit to complain about elsewhere but always read this fine site every morning!
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Fucking scousers at it again. Offended by everything , guilty of nothing. All over the news since Saturday night about how unfairly they were all treated in Paris . Well don’t turn up with a fake ticket or none at all and do the usual scouse trick of mobbing the turnstiles to force your way in. Haven’t you murdered enough of your own and other teams fans already to understand you’re all a bunch of entitled cunts that every decent football fan wants gone. Also , what a nice respectful touch having an open top parade on the anniversary of Heysel , especially when they won’t even play a game on the anniversary of Hillsborough. Never their fault though as usual. Always the fucking victims. Fucking murdering filth.
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And you’ll never get a job.
You’ll neeeever get a job.
Sign on.
Sign on.
Siii–iign -oo-oo-oon.
Bin dipping cunts (Scousers) and thrifty cunts (Spuds).
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In your Liverpool slums..
Your mum’s on the game
And your dad’s in the nick
You can’t get a job ‘cos you’re so fuckin thick
In your Liverpool slums
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Oh, and I remember some song at the old Highbury which started “In your Liverpool slums” and something about eating rats. I don’t remember the exact words.
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I don’t recall that in my years of going to Highbury but did a quick search and found that it seems to be a Man Yoo thing. Given that they’re all from Surrey, the Manc accents are quite good!
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https://twitter.com/mufcsongs/status/971735698209427456?lang=en-GB
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The old version was :
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead dog and you think it’s a treat
In your Liverpool slums
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Let’s face it, they don’t want the working class in their shiny Premier League Stadia with their filthy language and general unpleasantness. What they want is nice middle class families with foam hands and face paint, clapping politely at the latest virtue signalling and shelling out ridiculous money for food, drink and souvenirs to keep their brats happy.
The peasants can piss off to the third and fourth division, well away from the cameras, out of sight, out of mind.
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Spot on Freddie.
It’s all part of the shitty blandness that has to infect everything.
Just for money.
Cunts.
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This is who they want in the stands…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvjk47UORFs&ab_channel=Spiceymike0
“SOCCER!!!”
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Spot on
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They should have unleashed the full version of ‘Feed The Scousers’ to the tune of the Band Aid record.
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The Queen can Fuck Off too.
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You should be in charge, my Lord.
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and Charles
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Especially Charles, the jug eared WEF hippy cunt…
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They showed some photos of her as a young woman the other day.
Not bad, I thought. Nice rack too. I definitely would’ve.
I think a few on here still would.
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A young Princess Margaret was top totty too.
Before the drink and fags got her…
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Shout “You useless puff!” or “Useless pansy!” at a game and you’ll get a lifetime ban now.
Modern ‘fans’ are middle
-class glory hunting boring cunts and tourists – and woke as fuck.
Some of the more offensive songs were what mad the atmosphere. After a hard week, there’s nothing quite like the release of singing songs with 30,000 others calling rival fans ‘fucking gay’.
Haven’t been to a game since the kneeling started. They can all get to fuck, the tranny bumming, rapey, diddling wife beaters (allegedly).
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The songs had nothing out of bounds in ‘the olden days’.
Spurs have long been connected to the Jewish community in London. I’ve heard rival fans singing a rather different version of ‘Spurs are on their way to Wembley.”
I’ve heard something like, ‘Town full of dakies, you’re just a town full of dakies’ at places like Bradford and Burnley. Not sure what they mean though.
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Newcastle fans use to sing ‘ Ya just a toon full of pooftahs’ at the Brighton fans.
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And they are right.
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We all agree Leicester’s full of parkies really used to piss them off, then I got a knuckle duster in the throat leaving the ground I hate the cunts.
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I recall a song from the 1970s that went ‘ I’d rather be a muppet than a scouse. Yes I would, I surely would ‘ sung to that Simon & Garfunkel song with the Spanish title.
It used to wind them up beautifully.
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“I’d rather be a P*ki than a Scouse.”
One of my favourites.
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That’s wonderful!
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Would a Liverpudlian kiddie-fiddler be a ‘Sconce’?
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He’d may well up the next mayor of the place.
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I’ve heard whinging about fans singing ‘Chelsea rent boys” too.
Give it another season and the only song allowed will be, ‘I’d like to teach the world to sing’ with fans holding hands and wearing half and half scarves.
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All premier league stadium attending “fans” can all officially fuck off. They are, by definition, willing accomplices in the players’ knee bending, virtue signalling, BLM loving bullshit.
When this crap started, many on here – including me – thought there would be mass protests and walkouts if the cunt players continued this disgraceful show of solidarity with a foreign black criminal who was offed 5,000 miles away. But no. The “fans” have flocked back to football in their droves and thus have sent a clear signal they’re OK with it.
The cunts in and who run football have had the audacity to claim the knee bending is not a political gesture and is in fact showing solidarity with black people everywhere who face discrimination. Just how fucking thick do these cunts think we are? BLM is a political organisation with a Marxist anarchist agenda. The stadiums literally had huge BLM banners in place of crowds during lockdown and the players literally had Black Lives Matter printed on their shirts.
Anyone who attends EPL games in person is a massive cunt IMO.
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Yup
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worse than that – at the Emirates they clap the fucking kneeling. As mush as I have followed Arsenal for years, I’m getting heartily sick of the place.
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Didn’t know that my Lord. Banter aside, that has genuinely amazed me. Wow! Just wow. I’m am sorry you have to endure that shit.
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The Emirates stadium had huge “Black Lives Matter” banners which covered vast swathes of seats in both corners (for the benefit of the viewers at home of course) during the empty stadiums period.
Apart from similar smaller banners up at Leicester City – by indulging in such ostentatious displays – the Arse FC and their owners proved that they, by far, were the biggest premier League promoter of the whole BLM anti white racist agenda.
The fact that the fans there now clap for the kneeling is of little surprise. Cuckolded cunts.
Always admired the Gunners in the past – especially during the Wenger era but not nowadays.
Fuck them.
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The pigs didn’t off the George cunt he was that spazzed out of his face his heart exploded (plus being coked, methed up for lots of years)
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“Poverty and joblessness are not fair game for banter.”
They fucking well are when they’re self inflicted. Talking of which, I’m sick of hearing the tales of woe, lovingly backed up by obnoxious media cunts like Henry Winter and Oliver Holt about last night’s shenanigans.
But I digress. Going to football matches used to be a man’s game in which you gave as good as you got. Not any more. It seems some fans have gone as soft and wokey as the players. If Beckham was still playing today, opposition supporters would be expected to shout how fragrant his wife is, and retract earlier statements regarding the parentage if his kids. It’ll end up with an atmosphere like a local bowls club.
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I remember just a few years ago there was a song about Arsene Wenger being a kiddy fiddler and Posh Beckham taking it up the rear end. Nobody said much about that. Now they’re crying about implying that Scousers are on the dole.
Fucking hell, what happened?
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I used to like the one aimed at the buck toothed Luis Suarez.
“Your teeth are offside. Your teeth are offside. Lus Suarez, your teeth are offside.”
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When Wokegate was in charge at Middlesbrough, whenever he’d get off the bench to bark out orders at his players, we’d all strike up:
Sit down Pinocchio, Sit down Pinocchio
2022: Hate speech against people with big noses.
When Ruud Gullit was in charge at Nocastle, if we took the lead we’d all sing:
Sexy football, sexy football, hello hello, sexy football, sexy football
2022: sexist chanting
When Emmanuel Adebayor played for the Woolwich Wanderers, a popular song at the time was:
Adebayor, Adebayoooooor, he dad washes elephants and his mother’s a whore.
2022: Non-inclusive and discriminatory language directed at zoo workers and personal entertainment consultants.
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🎵 With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, he’s a fucking Peter file 🎵
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Now I could be wrong about this, so please chime in if so. But I thought the whole point of chanting at football games was to:
1) Show support for your team
2) Intimidate and silence/drown out opposing supporters
3) Intimidate and put off the opposition
Admittedly there are some chants/language which would technically be illegal nowadays, but social/economic piss taking cannot be considered verboten surely?
This is just another example of cunts looking for things to be offended about and with a fascist agenda of imposing what they think is acceptable on everyone else.
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Close down the world because I had a shit day today…… get on with it ya fanny, it is called life and you are already doing rather well you overpaid fuzzball fuckhole.
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“Your signing on in the morning” – rather witty imho.
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Remember in the good old days before Blair destroyed this country, it was only right and proper that Scousers were the butt off all jokes.
Wearing shell suits, bubble perms and bubble perms with mullets well into the 90’s, Brookside, Cilla Black and other such abominations only fanned the flames of disgust towards the filthy, thieving, bin dipping, welfare dependent vermin decendents of pie keys.
I miss the old days.
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Scousers were really the only thing that little twat Harry Enfield got right…
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🎵 Meet me in the crowd, people, people
Throw your love around, love me, love me
Take it into town, happy, happy
Put it in the ground where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing 🎵
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1995 ish during a drought when tankers from Keilder were filling W Yorks resevoirs;
Geordies to Leeds
”Piss in yer watter
We’re ganna piss in yer watter.”
True wit. Otherwise, fuck football.
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To Admin,
Fuck me Liverpool have taken some stick today.
I dont think the sentiments expressed in my upcoming Nom will be greeted with universal approval. What do you think Admin?
(Bring it on! – Day Admin)
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Hurt feelings because someone chats bad things at football.
Fuck me rapid. Fucking nob jockeys.
How the fuck would they have coped in the 70s and 80 s
Funny one we used to sing 🎶 at Liverpool cunts back in the day
Thompson’s nose 👃 it’s here there every fucking where at Phil Thompson. Their captain. He never felt hurty.
Soft cunts fuck em all
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At least other clubs play football. These chancers defend and rely on the guk to score. Probably influenced by their manager with his Elton thatch of hair.
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I remember the version of the Pink Floyd song…
Hey, Wenger! Leave them kids alone!
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Diddums
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Fucking Hell!
1970’s rival fans pissing on you, throwing sharpened 50 pence pieces and darts.
I cannot imagine a modern woke cunt lasting 2 minutes at Elland Road.
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Not only rival fans – being pissed on by your own fans as they couldn’t be bothered with the trek from the terraces to the bogs. I also remember the “Chelsea hammer” with fondness – a newspaper folded in a certain way such that it could be used to crack some cunt over the head.
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Newspapers were also used as funnels to piss into the pockets of those in front of you.
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And of course, the Millwall Brick.
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I loathe how football – and especially how Old Trafford – has become so sickeningly sanitised. As a Stretford Ender since the 70s, I remember all the stuff like the Open University comparing the noise from the Stretford End to that of a jumbo jet taking off, the carnage at Millwall and Cardiff during the 74-75 campaign, a pound coin bouncing off Alan Brazil’s head, a mouthy copper getting covered in Bovril, going through the forbidden zone of Stanley Park, visits from the Service Crew, Headhunters, ICF, and – of course – our nearest and not so dearest, The Young Guv’nors.
Tip toe through the Kippax….
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Remember being in the away pen at Leeds early 80s fucking hell good turn out of away fans for us Notts County, Leeds score, nearly everybody goes mental in the pen all fucking nutter Leeds fans oh shit.
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I thought 90 percent of Scoucers were unemployed and on benefits, so I don’t see why they are offended, its the truth, the laugh of it all is they still find the money for away football games.
They are lucky the Russian fans are now banned, or they would have a shit site more to worry about than chanting……. Cheapskate walkers
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The last time my home town team were due to play against Brighton, which was a while back, there was an article in the local paper saying that the police would take action if there was any homophobic chanting from the home supporters. In the comments section I asked “Will the Brighton fans be arrested if they chant ‘come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough’?”
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Apparently, we’ve got a prowler loose in our area.
Entering people’s homes, and starting aggro.
I’m leaving the lights on in the Rookery, in anticipation.
Moths to a flame.
Me and Ethel are now retiring for the night.
Armed to the fucking teeth.🗡️🗡️🪓🔨⛏️😀
It’s like Halloween.
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Remember Tony Martin 👍👍👍
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Football has turned from a cheap way of working Men having a Saturday afternoon out to a massively overpriced mouthpiece for some of the most hateful specimens of humanity.
I would not give a fuck if every Premier League club went bankrupt tomorrow,
and if Liverpool “supporters” don’t like hurty words how about not being scumbags, because some ain’t but a hell of a lot more are.
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Liverpool and Spurs, both shite.
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