The Church of England (2) – Anti-Semite Apologies

(Graph shows another reason why the CoE is completely out of touch – Day Admin)

”Church of England apologizes for 800-year-old antisemitic laws”

MSN News Link

Now let’s see. that takes us back to the 1200s.

How very contemporary.

Shouldn’t they apologise for the Norman subjugation of Britain which they aided and abetted?

The Crusades? Surely that’s woke enough.

The corruption of the clergy?

Serfdom? No, it only affected white Britons.

The dead builders who built the churches, Qatar style? Nope, no efniks involved.

Heresy and witchcraft trials and executions? Again, only white Brits. Fuckem.

A long history of pee doh Philia? And of course cover-ups, which persists to this day.

What a fucking disgrace this collection of mealy mouthed cunts is. I am no anti-Semite but the selective wrongs this disgusting bunch of woke cunts picks up is fucking unbelievable.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

106 thoughts on “The Church of England (2) – Anti-Semite Apologies

  1. All religions should apologies to all mankind, for perpetrating & perpetuating the biggest Ponzi scheme(s)?in history.

    The current bunch of wankers in the Cof E are doing a superb job of transitioning the UK to a caliphate๐Ÿ‘Ž

  2. God, I’m so sick of hearing and reading the world, ‘antisemitic’.

    I’m addressing God here, literally. Well, YHWH, who was/is a mass-murdering fuckhead who fled the Earth ages ago. Enough with this Jews, Christians, Muslims crap. It’s 2022, YHWH / Lord / Allah isn’t showing up, he fucked off ages ago. What we’ve had for the past 3,000 years is Jews, Christians and Muslims taking it all literally and making a cunt of human progress. If YHWH ever shows up, we should nuke the cunt.

  3. What right does Welby have to apologise for the actions of the Catholic Church ?

    I’d have insisted that the Jews apologised for killing The Baby Jesus first.

    • ‘Muscular Christianity’ is the answer.

      That Ian Paisley was my kind of religious cunt. He’d have the rabbi, or any old cunt standing nearby by the throat screaming, ‘Repent for killing the Christ, you big nosed heathen!”

      I’d prefer those nutters from the Westbro Baptist Church to the cretins in charge of our churches now.

      Racist and gayist sermons. What’s not to like?

      I’d love to hear their take on the monkeypox lol.

      Or to present Sings of Praise one week. Imagine the hymns?

      “‘Turn to page 62. ‘God will torture you in front of your crying children for eternity.'”

      • Is Westbro Baptist Church still going? The leader, old mad cunt, died a few years ago. The women of the church condemned their father. Did the son keep it going? It was jaw-dropping to see them in their heyday. GOD HATES… cigarettes?

      • Those Westboro Baptist girls all had superb figures-lovely full titties, nice round arses and pretty faces, well done of them.

        Perhaps setting up an antwacky religion or cult, enticing buxom young harlets to a country retreat, where we could radicalise them into nymphomania.
        Hmmm.
        Fiddler Towers.
        The Very Reverend Richard Fidler.
        Ably assisted by verger Thomas (The cunt Engine).

  4. You can bet your life that if the Krauts had taken over in 1940 these cunts would have been the first with their tongues up their Nazi arses.
    Fuck the Church of England, I donโ€™t know what they believe anymore.

  5. “Trillion+ Pound value tax dodging Corporation masquerading as religion apologises for something which may or may not have happened eight centuries ago – fuck all to say about ordinary people going to the wall in 2022”.
    Do they think this will bring more Shekels into the collection plate?
    Good luck! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคก
    I think this hegemony in frocks has rather more important things to apologise for.

    • Justin Welby makes me gag.
      The creepy cunt is sinister as fuck.
      Right little toilet trader.

      As for Rabbi Mirzi he doesn’t frequent public toilets.
      Not at 20p a time.

      Historical apologies for something hundreds of years ago?
      It’s just posturing.

      The whole of Europe throughout history has had flare-ups of anti-Semitism including mass murder
      (Looking at you Vernon Fox๐Ÿ™‚)
      Not just the Catholics fault either.
      Strangely no cases of Catholic priests tampering with Jew kids?
      The Milhouse look and big noses just aren’t sexy I suppose.

      • Corey Feldman (Jewish) says he got bummed in the 80s by Charlie “Tiger Blood” Sheen. Father Martin Sheen in Devout Catholic. The plot thickens…

      • I can believe that.
        That Charlie Sheen’s riddled with Aids isn’t he?
        Poor Corey!
        Went to practice his script and ended up with a arsehole like a dog toy…

      • Ps
        To clarify I wasn’t accussing Vernon Fox of the Holocaust.
        I was referring to the mass murder of Jews in York.

        Which he’s still not apologised for.

      • Le Cunt – phone home, you are not alone, you’re going to need a bigger boat.

      • Wow .
        WTF.
        Didn’t know he was a Michael Jackson impersonator?
        Cant see why Charlie Sheen fell in love with him if I’m honest?๐Ÿ˜„

      • Mnc@ – With regard to the “alleged genocide in question” I declare I was in Tenby Fishguard having my portrait painted at the time!
        Had a bit of dinner, invented wellies, did some Frenchies, got bus home!

      • It’s common knowledge that Corey Feldman (and his pal Corey Haim) were rogered senseless as youngsters in Hollywood but I never realised that Charlie Sheen was one of the dirty bastards in question. Every day’s a school day.

  6. Religion to me is simple – do good, be strong, be decent, call out wrong and don’t give the rest of the world earache about it or try pick their pockets – and that’s just the essentials of how we should all be living anyway.
    I think that’s what Jesus was about – never mind a temple, he would be whipping the CEO of Cadburys after seeing what they charge for cream eggs!
    It kind of takes away the religious feel of Eoestre..

  7. Itโ€™s about time, labour have apologised Welby is just catching up ๐Ÿ˜‚

    What a pile of crap, maybe he should have his winky remodelled to show support for the y*ds ๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. That graph at the top?
    If a business performed that way, people would be getting sacked.
    Very poor .๐Ÿ‘Ž

    They’ve committed suicide.
    Congregation withered to a couple of old ladies.
    Wishywashy white guilt priests.
    Timothy ‘hi call me Tim’ the middle class puff as a template.

    The opposition is doing alright though!
    Government lets them sail over in pedalos.

    Fuck the CofE.

  9. I think Cuntstable summed it all up very nicely in his nomination. ( compliments )
    The Christian Church has and always will be a complete sham, an investment opportunity and a fucking good laundering service for guy who is dead. I understand from a friend that the Guy called Jesus was never a Jew. ( ? ) News to me but Mosha seems on the button.. Oh, and free Palestine

    • As teh Blacks like to say:

      “we wuz kangs n’ sheit”

      “we wuz Hebrews n’ sheit”

      “we wuz Egyptians n’sheit”

      “we wuz black celts n’ sheit”

      and of course, the classic……..

      “we wuz Jesus n’ sheit”

      Amazingly though they went from being everybody n’ sheit to being slaves, then rappers, boxers, runners and basketball players. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

  10. Just shows what a total cunt Welby is. How can he apologise for jew baiting 800 years ago?? The fucking Pope was in charge then.

      • ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

        Without exception, THE biggest liars and hypocrites, that it has been my misfortune to have dealings with, have all been โ€œreligiousโ€ types.

    • The Church of England was created by the Magna Carta because the pope wanted to rule over people so it gave people rights and refuge. I mean if you’ve ever been to the Vatican they have war maps all over! How is that religious? Go to Westminster you don’t see war maps? Why? Because religion is religion and queen/king and country is queen/king and country. It’s fine to honour the dead who fight not having maps glorifying how many countries you want to take off people.

  11. Well, let’s see if that Welby twat invites me to any social events – it would be fair to say my invites from The Jewish Leadership Council have been a little thin on the ground after some despicable ๐Ÿ˜ข (and probably true!) allegations from Stockport scoundrels following my last day out in York! ๐Ÿ˜€
    But I make no apologies..

    • Expelled from England in 1290? That must be the last time any cunt was deported. Itโ€™s all one way traffic these days.

      • I think the point I’m trying to make is to stop rebellions. They looked after Jewish people and then you got the modern day Jeremy Corbyn who is just another one of those shit stirrers who advocates violence again.

  12. Funnily enough I didn’t think humans lived to be 800+ years old. It happened in another time long ago. So who the fuck was about then and now? NO ONE so fuck off Justin

  13. I have Justin so much he’s destroyed my faith in God.
    And other Justins.
    I don’t enjoy the great music of Justin Bieber.
    The mystic utterances of Justin Topper.
    The dance skills of Justin Timberlake.

    I’ve renounced them all.
    Justin case .๐Ÿ˜

  14. Iโ€™m sick of hearing about anti-sementism and Jews moaning and groaning about this, that and the other.

    No wonder Hitler chucked most of them in an oven.

    Terry, get the coal delivered and Iโ€™ll stoke it.

    โ€˜Burn-a-Jewโ€™ Mk2 ยฉ

    And chuck cuntface Justin Welby and the rest of the C of E weirdos in there too.

  15. So the head of the Anglican Church apologises for the crimes of the Catholic Church hundreds of years before the Anglican Church was even a thing but the Catholic Church seems reticent to stop diddling alter boys.

    Tony Blair apologised for the trans-Atlantic slave trade which was abolished long before he was born but he refuses to even acknowledge his own crimes relating to the Iraq war.

    I’m seeing a pattern emerging.

    • Blair is a devout Cat-lick too๐Ÿ˜‰

      The religion that lets you get away with murder๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘Ž

      • Yeah in title only. I was referring to the cunt who ACTUALLY runs the show, not the person who has the title of “the cunt who runs the show”.

      • Oh right, yeah he is a fucking loose wire. He needs a buzzing like the other fucking spaz who got crowdfunded.

  16. Justin Welby is the biggest virtue signalling cunt of the last 800 years. He should be frogmarched into the sea, weighed down with 30 pieces of silver and a hundredweight of concrete. Massive fucking tool.

  17. Just in case you all forgot, I am a Jew.
    I’m not Jewish.
    I’m not religious.
    I don’t follow the “faith”
    I’m also not particularly peaceful.
    I also don’t understand why the CofE feels the need to apologise for the actions of the Catholic Church, 800 years ago.
    It’s bandwagon jumping at best, posturing for publicity.
    Let’s face it, when the last pre WW2 old dear, in her crochet hat, croaks, the CofE will be dead.

    • Jeezum Priest, I’ve worked with many Jews before and they are actually really funny and I love them. However, I do have a problem with Alan Sugar, not because he is rich. He is a cunt.

      • Cannot disagree with that, but I think you’ll find he’d be just as much of a cunt if he was an atheist.
        His religion/ethnicity has nothing to do with his cuntishness.

      • Religion is not the conversation. He is really vocal. Why can’t he fuck off the BBC and run his own business than acting up to the public like he is some normal nice guy. He isn’t he is fake just as him and Piers Morgan have a relationship.

    • “Letโ€™s face it, when the last pre WW2 old dear, in her crochet hat, croaks, the CofE will be dead.”…..and it’ll be no great loss….a weedy,lacklustre excuse for a religion.

      Evening,J.P/

    • What actually does a Jew consist of?

      It seems like a mix of ethnicity and religion.

      Is it one or the other, or both that makes you a Jew?

      And if you are a Jew, how can you not be a Jewish person. Whatโ€™s the difference?

      Iโ€™m not pisstaking for once. Iโ€™m genuinely confused by it all.

      • Ethnically, I’m a jew.
        I don’t follow/practice the religion.
        Therefore, I am not Jewish.
        You have to follow Jewish cannons to be truly Jewish.
        I don’t
        Hope that’s clear.
        However, I dislike the implications that Jews are sneaky, underhand, chis sellers, or inherently corrupt. They are no more so than any other nationalities.

      • Thanks JP.

        That makes sense.

        I donโ€™t think I have knowingly ever met a Jew or someone who is Jewish. Therefore I havenโ€™t a clue about their traits or personalities.
        All I have is misconceptions.

        Corruption exists everywhere.

  18. If only the Hebrews had copywriten the Torah, the other religions would have been taken to court for plagiarism, and the Christians and Muslims would have had to make their own religions from scratch.
    Who would have believed 2000 years later people would still by fighting and dying over this load of shit?
    The human race is still in nappies….

    • It’s not shit though it’s about injustice isn’t it. It’s what is called evidence and none of it can be produced.

  19. Apologies are a heap of shite anyhow..far better to just brazen it out and tell whoever is offended to “Fuck Off”.

    • Dick@
      You’ve offended me.
      You sneered at my gate .
      I’m willing to accept a apology or even financial reparations?

      • Just send Mis that 20p off a kitkat coupon, Dick.
        He’ll be extatic!

      • Evening Dick,
        Busy enough,
        Had a quiet spell for a week or so,
        But picked up again now.
        Drove me fuckin doolaly.

        Doubt I’ll like retirement when it comes.
        You winning?๐Ÿ‘

      • Oh if it wasn’t for this site my life would be so mundane. MNC, did you do a Charlie sheen and rape shakespear in the arse? You have such a way with words.

      • Hello Clowny!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคก

        That Charlie Sheen’s a right mucky pup.
        Bumming his costars,
        Swanning about with Aids ,
        No shame!!
        He’s a bit mental too.

        They should put him in a film with Alec Baldwin,
        Bums him, Alec will blow his head off.

      • Always a bit quieter bird-nesting season…can’t say that I’m bothered..quite happy just pottering on at home.

  20. Somebody should ask this Welby cunt why gOD didn’t stop the *mass shooting in ‘Murica (*pick any).

    Ohh, that’s right. It’s because gOD doesn’t exist.

  21. I dont understand what he is apologising for. For me it is just an example of Christendom (this time in England) trying to deal with the scourge of Usury.

      • I called him a ‘Supernormie’ the other day Mr F. Maybe he’s taken offence.

        Or maybe he’s given up the battle to defend Israel after my powerful Nom -‘Zionism’.

      • I noticed Ruff was AWOL too.
        He got disgusted by the level of racism on here.
        Hope he’s ok?

      • Evening JP๐Ÿ‘

        “Now, now, careful”…

        Dunno what you mean,?
        Genuine statement that.
        Ruff doesn’t like the racist noms,
        He prefers political ones.
        Wasn’t having a pop
        I like Ruff๐Ÿ‘

      • Mis, wasn’t having a pop either, he’s a sensitive sod, we all know that.
        I miss his pithy comments, I’m sure he hasn’t chucked dummy out.

      • Last known sighting on the Monkeypox cunting, said he was going outside and may be some time……

    • ”The scourge of usury”
      I presume you mean the way a people who couldnt own anything made a living. Very Christian.

      • I didn’t know what Usury was
        Had to Google it.
        Thought it was a water infection or something..

  22. As an omniscient Nordic God, I would like to thank the Christian Church for all of the gold and jewels appropriated in my name from Lindisfarne and some book or other that we had a great time burning.
    Nice pictures. Read like a load of made up faerytales for the thick of skull.

    Those boring, chanting cunts with the Inspiral carpets haircuts with added slappy bit on top that you had guarding it sure made for good sport once we got them running.

    Looking forward to doing it all over again with that cunt in Canterbury real soon.

    Anyhoo, I must away and tend to my Ravens.

    Smooches.

    Odin.

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