Just to add to the monthly cuntitude of Black History Month, Vegan month, Diversity Month, Wimminz month, Blah-de-blah-de Month, I now give you “No Mow May” month.
In other words don’t cut your lawns or trim hedges during May in order to encourage bio-diversity of plants, insects and other creepy-crawly motherfuckers that love uncut lawns.
Of course this might be a great excuse for getting out of your green-fingered responsibilities, but I just wonder what the next virtue signalling load of bollocks we can expect for the remaining unallocated months?
And yet we only get a day for Remembrance Sunday, and in reality that’s only a few hours. And give it another year or two once the Queen has jacked it, and that will be off the table for good.
Nominated by: Technocunt
It’s a bit like dry January or Stoptober. Fine if you want to do it. Why the fuck do people who run these businesses have to deal with virtue signalling shit. I know smoking is bad for me I do it to have a break from the constant lecturing. If people don’t want to drink don’t. I’ll mow the lawn if I want to.
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Ruin*
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