Sir Keir Starmer [15]

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Not content to claim that it’s ‘not right’ to say that ‘only women have a cervix’ (Daily Mail Link 1), this spineless buffoon now can’t bring himself to deny that women can have a penis (Daily Mail Link 2).

To think that this walking, smirking haemorrhoid could be the next prime minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Fuck me sideways, imagine him and Sleepy Joe on the world stage vs Xi Jinping? If he can’t accept that women don’t have a meat and two veg in their knickers, what other shite is he going to deny? That gravity isn’t real? That 2+2 doesn’t equal 4? It sounds too much like 1984 dystopian bumfoolery.

Labour leaders of old carried about them a certain dignity, campaigning for the rights of working people, forged in the dignity of toil. None after about 1950, obviously, but nevertheless it’s hard to imagine the likes of Clement Attlee or Ramsey MacDonald squirming when asked by the Nick Ferrari of their day whether it’s possible for biological women to have a throbbing ‘pensioner’s leg’ between their thighs.

Of course, this is merely the tip of a very rancid iceberg. I’m sure that most other ‘members’ of our once great parliament will soon morph into lefty, virtue-signalling, fantasists denying biological fact.

Women don’t have cocks, but Labour certainly has a cunt for a leader.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

Seconded by: CuntyMort

Well well, another cunt crawling from underneath its stone backing the treasonous statement of Fabian Hamilton. Isn’t it about time that action was taken against these cunts?

Apparently not being able to tell the difference between a man and a woman he now ups his game to this shit.

Has it not occurred to these two that hacking Trident could cause a nuclear launch and all of us going up in a nuclear conflagration?

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89 thoughts on “Sir Keir Starmer [15]”

  1. There are enough people voting for this woke cunt to keep him in power. So who’s the cunt?

    • Fortunately he’s not actually ‘in-power’ Meat but ‘leader’ (if such a word can be considered appropriate for this mollusc) of the opposition is still a pretty powerful position, controlling a voting bloc in parliament. The parliamentary party system can be fucking perverse at times.

      Should this count ever get into power, i.e. number 10, then dog help us. The decision for example to go to war will sit with a person who can’t decide if women have cocks.

      • In truth though it is far more likely that he does know the difference but is too fucking spineless to admit lest he be ousted by the rabid degenerates that infest that party.

      • There you go. I would say that is the case 98% of the time. Why do they let these few pervs hold them hostage? Fucking cowardly cunts. Boring did take a feeble stab at saying the truth about trans athletes. I bet walks it back though.

      • Yes, for a moment there he appeared to climb out of the swamp and start evolving into a vertebrate. I expect Carrie will call him back with the rest of the invertebrates

  2. We live in a society where madness has to be accepted as truth and any questioning the madness are denounced as “extremists”.
    All it takes is for ONE politician to announce “There are two sexes, Male and Female – no more, no less no other – anyone saying any different is either uninformed, simple or mental” – but not one will.
    But these fucking clowns expect our vote and our trust?
    Get rid of this rotten Parliament – get rid of the damned lot and start again.

    • Whilst I agree broadly with your sentiments VF, I believe that there are three sexes…

      Male.

      Female.

      Deluded fuckwit.

      Freedom for East Anglia (Queensland Branch).

      • Emperor@ – When I am Great Overlord freedom for East Anglia will be one of my top priorities – with Sir Fiddler then put in charge as Governor General! 😀👍☠💪

      • I used to love Norfolk. It’s an eat european shithole now – like many parts of the UK.

    • Getting rid of the KGB woke-ism will be a Herculean task. Those woke cunts won’t lay down easily, they will adopt terrorism tactics if necessary. This is well-funded KGB cultural Marxism stuff, not just some losers with blue hair.

      • Would be a start! But this insane shit is becoming baked into society, it’s fucking insane. But it will soon get a backlash never before seen as these cunts are fucking with the kids now, they pushed their creepy shit too far and now these pretzel people will get straightened out.

  3. The photographer has caught him daydreaming of gobbling a colossal cock, whilst his hands knead the wrinkly space-hopper sized nads.

    • Mandy probably acts as his power bottom, just as he did with Blair – there had to be something like that – Mndy had something in Blair otherwise he would have stayed sacked the first time. There wouldn’t have been a 2nd sacking. As for Brown, what did Mandy have on him to make him a Lord?.Brown loatghed the little poof, the only thing me and Brown had in common

  4. I’m entering our cat in Crufts.

    Just say she identifies as a dog.

    Fuck them, the racists or something.

    • We may well see something like that soon – animal rights meets gender rights.

      • Didn’t some ‘yooni’ accommodate the needs of some stupid mental cunts who identified as cats?

        You could probably get away with kicking one of them to fuck, thinking about it. Say you’re a cat too and the fucker was on your territory. Then piss and spunk everywhere (spray), take a shit in the flower bed and leave.

      • I’m pd certain that it was Bristol University that had people “identifying” as cats…
        I went through from Temple Meads to the airport a couple of weeks back. There is something profoundly disturbing about the place, tho St. Mary Redcliffe is stunning.

  5. This useless cunt has all the charisma and statesmanship of an out of date box of fish fingers. Labour would be better off with slaggy Angie as leader. If he loses the next election I can see it happening.

  6. What fucks me off is you get one of these halfwits, usually Labour, in front of a BBC interviewer and they will invariably ask about trans women in sport or describe what a woman is and then insinuate that certain answers are “controversial”. The so-called controversial answers are mainstream opinions shared by 99.99% of the public, you can lump gay pride, climate change, racism, gender pronouns and BL fucking M on that bonfire of shite too.

  7. I have reached the conclusion the Kweer is a bigger cunt than Corbyn.

    Someone should rap their knuckles on his head ‘hello, hello, is anyone in there ‘Adult Human Female’

    If Boris wasn’t in so much shit over Partygate, sleaze, cost of living and more there would be more of a focus on this useless cunt.

    • At least you knew Magic Grandpa is an overgrown student who hates Britain and the West. Starmer is like that cunt Blair, trying to be all things to all men.

    • Incredible isn’t it, who’da thunk Labour could find a bigger cunt than Corbyn, but they did. That was some feat.

  9. This man has cemented his legacy as a nonentity.

    Having to witness morons in key political positions such as Starmer and many of his minions in the Labour Party carrying on like they do, fretting over such crap, is depressing.

    Why is it that the west has decided to embark on this path of insanity?
    Do the Chinese, Russians, Middle Eastern Muslims, Africans fret over such ridiculous vacuous pandering bullshit?
    I somehow doubt it.

    What a fucking laughing stock shitshow of a shambles we must look like to the rest of the world.

    And still every cunt from the 3rd world seems to want to come here.
    They must smell weakness and ineptitude from beyond the Sahara desert.

    • Indeed.

      The dinghy riders see weakness and a chance to conquer the western world.

      And they’re right to think this unless people wake the fuck up.

    • First world technology available to third world terrorists without them having to lift a finger.

  10. I hope he wins.

    Might as well go full retard and try and wake cunts up.

    The Tories are fucking useless and despite a majority, have allowed the extreme nutty left to have their way, the useless fucking cunts.

    They are not conservatives. They are globalists/neo Marxists.

  11. I really do despair with the Opposition.
    The government is a bunch of lying, duplicitous, Progressive-loving cunts. And inevitably a lot of wavering Tory voters would probably vote for Old School Labour given how they used to be for the working classes (although they loved the unions far more back in the day)

    But now the Opposition is no opposition at all. They’re the same bunch of monkey-spunk, virtue signalling race-baiting cunts as the Tories.

    Just look at the Opposition’s Front Bench – Jesus fucking Christ, what an assortment of oddball cunts straight out of “One Flew Over the Cunt’s Nest”

    That said, I am convinced Cunstable, Ruff Tuff and Mr Boggs have pin-ups of Flabbot, Phillips and Anal Eaze on their bedroom walls

    • Is there actually anybody on here who does not have the aforementioned three Labour Beauties on their bedroom walls? Bunch of perverts…..

    • In my case Techo, only their faces – I have attached their faces to the corpses of the naked women bumped off in Frenzy – Jess Phillips is the one off the potato lorry. Or is it AnalEase? Put me off potatoes for life that did

    • This has to be the only time in recent British history that the incumbent government and opposition party are BOTH very, very weak, corrupt and embarrassing. Normally, one side of a bicameral parliament is relatively strong or weak, that’s how democratic politics systems work. But as we are now in the Twilight Zone, it is possible for BOTH to be weak and pathetic. So where does the power rest in Britain right now? Corporations? Banks? Lizard People? What a shower. And least they don’t have that problem in America…

  12. “well bebop a lula
    Shes my baby
    Bebop a lula I don’t mean maybe…”

    Used to be able to trust a man with a quiff.

    Byrlcreemed hair was the sign of a dependable man.

    Now its all changed!
    Dunno who you can trust!

    Hes no Gene Vincent
    Hes no Johnny Cash
    Hes not a real teddyboy,
    Hes more like Cliff Richards.

    Doesn’t know what a woman is?!
    Hehehe 😀
    Did he go a ‘special school’?
    Well I know what a coward is,
    And I know what a shithouse is,
    And your guilty on both counts Kier.

    I won’t vote for you you fuckin kneetrembling fake cunt.
    I wont vote for any of them.

    All degenerates.

    • You can’t fool us, MNC, I bet you would love to dress up and identify as a wimminz and tout your wears down the local high street on a Friday night.

      • Techno @

        Thats true, but im not sluttish.
        No miniskirts or makeup like im auditioning for KISS.

        No, im more your headscarf and shopping trolley, ankle bandage and warm cardigan old bid .

        “Eeee, Ada they robbed me blind in that butchers..’

        “I heard Renes died?
        Oooo she did suffer with that leg…”

        “Cold isnt it? An the price of heating nowadays!”

        I find It relaxing.
        Theyre the only people left who aren’t fuckin nutters nowadays.

        And they always have biscuits if you pop round for a brew!

      • You do make us laugh, MNC.
        You are the Aristotle (with a bit of Immanuel Kant) of isac 🙂

    • Trustworthy quiffs?

      That Fonz was a thirty something geezer who’d spend his days bullying little boys in a diner, with the aim of impressing the high school girls. The should’ve cast a peaceful and made it more realistic

      That show would’ve been so different if I’d written it.

      Episode 1: “Sunday, Monday, Happy Days🎵 etc..”

      Fat Cunt who owned the diner: Oi you! Yes you, you quiffy cunt.

      Fonz: Aaaaay. Sit on it!

      (bunch of schoolgirls laugh and coo over Fonz)

      Fat Cunt: Right (gets baseball bat out). I’m not having a fucking n 0 nc e coming in here everyday, picking on little boys and trying to shag schoolgirls…

      Regulars: Let’s get the cunt!

      (To the theme tune – everyone beats the Fonz to death)

      Ginger kid (crying with rage as he hacksaws the Fonz’s corpse ears off): He fingered my little sister behind the jukebox, the dirty cunt!

      Series ends.

      • 😁😁
        Cuntybollocks, when I was fairly new to ISAC one of the noms was for the Fonz!!
        Fiddler wrote it,
        I was a bit shocked to be honest I assumed everyone liked the Fonz.

        You can probably find it in the archives,
        Type in the Fonz or Dick Fiddler,
        Itll bring up all his nominations.

    • Starmer looks like one of the evangelical Christian Republican politicians who is eventually discovered to have a Satanic sex dungeon.

  13. We ain’t seen nothing yet. I’m ready to bet that inflation will hit 10% by the end of this year. We’re witnessing a deliberate debauchery of our currency in line with Lenin’s view that this was the best way to destroy free market economies. It’s happening right in front of our lying eyes.
    Labour? Tory? I’m sure most of you agree when I say they’re both useless, both completely incompetent and if you vote for either of them, you’re supporting a bunch of rich, paedophile protecting hypocrites who don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves.

  14. You have to feel some pity for employers employing cunts who are blokes but want to identify as wimminz who then want to identify as non-gender. And if you complain you’re instantly cancelled!

    And yet Labour don’t seem too concerned about that because its too much like hard work to actually declare black is white and white is black. Instead its more like 50 shades of wank.

  15. Labour are a bunch of airheads who think they are do gooders and a bunch of yes men who don’t give a toss about future generations and care more for their own bank balance. More worried about trannies than building up a strong military and police and more concerned with minority fringe groups and trannies. Fuck um, waste of time and that includes that oaf in office, lawmakers and not lawbreakers. It won’t go away.

  16. I presume this twat is named after Keir Hardie the first leader of the Labour Party, a dour Scotsman who tried to get his leg over Sylvia Pankhurst and tried to organise a pacifist general strike against the Great War. Fucking traitor.
    Where I grew up there was a street named Keir Hardie Way. I expect it’s full of Peacefuls and other foreign trash now, a scene which would no doubt delight his modern namesake.

    • Keira Hardie Way, if it’s turned out as you suspect, would be quite a symbol of Britain’s demise.

      • ‘Keira’ was a predictive text error but quite apt in the context of the nom, my phone is still a cunt but it got this one right.

  17. Greasy spineless windbag cunt.

    Please note this applies to all politicians also.

    Weak as a nun’s piss.

  18. When he became Labour leader, one of the first things Sir Keir Starmer did was carry out a witch-hunt to purge the party of all pro-Palestinian activists, under the guise of rooting out anti-semitism. He’s also indicated that Alistair Campbell, who was cheif architect of the invasion of Iraq, would be welcomed back into the party. Before he became an MP, Starmer was Director of Public Prosecutions in England and Wales. During that time he:
    -failed to prosecute Jimmy Savile
    -played a key part in covering up 1400 child rapes in Rotherham
    -stitched up Julian Assange, who’s now awaiting extradition to the US
    -threatened to throw people on low incomes in prison, if they were found to be committing benefit fraud
    -refused to prosecute a single banker for causing the big financial crash in 2008.
    Labour are redundant now, and any pretensions that the party changed under Jeremy Corbyn have now been permanently discredited.

  19. It really pisses me off that I pay £22k in income tax and NIC, only to fund lazy feckless cunts and illegals And yet when I want something from the government I’m told to fuck off.

    No doubt under Labour they would say the same thing. They hate the working classes and will probably tax us even more in order to fund all the woke-supporting minorities and their hard luck stories!

  20. A stellar cunting by CmcC – I think your line should be their party motto – I can see this on the side of buses.

    Women don’t have cocks, but Labour certainly has a cunt for a leader.

    The Rishi and BlowJo show is utter cuntishness and I’ve come to realise that the conservatives have realised that they can do what the fuck they want because there is no alternative.

    It is a travesty of the highest order that we (the general public) are being treated like complete mugs, parties, fines, tax dodging (sorry tax efficiency schemes for family members of parliament), opening the door for one type of immigrant (fast track schemes) but not others, lack of grip of the rising cost of living, no windful taxes for the energy cunts who are most likely paying FAT dividends to shareholders, Cuntin taking over Ukraine and our lack support (not that war with the dirty Ruskie commies would be good…), COVID and the shit our government put us through only to continue to be butt fucked at the other side as we come out.

    My daughter keeps asking me what the fuck is going on in with everything and it is becoming hard to lie to protect her from all this…

  22. If I was in charge of Tory advertising at the next election, which I fucking well should be (in fact I should be in charge of everything) I would simply fill every newspaper and billboard with THAT PHOTO of Keir and Angie down on one knee. No comment necessary. A picture of cowardly abject surrender.
    Cunts.

    • I find that picture offensive.
      This is Britain.
      They aren’t British.
      Rishi and his missus aren’t British.
      I have nothing in common with them.
      I’m British.
      They can Fuck Off.
      ASAP.

    • She should try exercising her democratic rights in Iran, Saudi or Afghanistan. Comments about how fucking ridiculous they look would be the least of her worries.

    • Fuck me – conform, or fuck off.

      Wish these cunts would stop sneaking into our country with some warped sense of reality thinking they can change our laws, our culture and what we stand for.

      Now go post my letter in that box you cunt.

  24. Putin could dop an H Bomb at any moment, and – I don’t know about you – but for the first time in living memory I really dread the energy bills popping p ion the computer, food is getting expensive, these things worry so many of us. What worries Kweer Charmer?:

    Ladyboys
    2020 Parties

    On the latter he was backed up by jealous old queen Dominic Ducky-Greive on Wireless 4 this morning.

    Starmer is small man with a tiny brain obviously a puppet controlled by Mandy Mandelson and Alistair Campbell. He would struggle to be a councillor in a ward in a small town, let alone the leader of the country.

    He is a total cretinous arsehole. I think I’d even rather have that old tart Rayner than him.

  25. A typical BBC interview:-

    “Welcome, Mr Starmer, and thank you for joining us. Is your wonderful Labour party up for being the next government?”

    and

    “Oi, Boris, you two timing shit. Why are you such a lying two-faced racist, sexist homophobic, transphobic, white privileged cunt?”

  27. A Tory running dog as Leader of the Labour Party and a fucking Green/liberal/communist running the Tory Party🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  30. If the opposition leaders to Thatcher or Churchill had come out with this gender fuckwittery, those 2 Prime Ministers would have ripped them to pieces. And rightly so.

    There would be no talk of the various opposition leaders being a future candidate for Prime Ministers.
    They would leave their political careers in shame if Maggie went into one on them.

    Further proof, if needed, that Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt.

    • I’m certainly no fan of Boris Johnson, but replacing him with Keir Starmer would be like replacing Basil Fawlty with Frank Spencer!!!

      • Prime Minister Frank Fawlty: Now, I’m trying my best – I am! Just the other day, I went to Belgium to talk to the other leaders there and one of them was dressed as a woman, Betty! I was all at sea. Thought it was a practical joke, that’s why I tried to take his blue wig off… and it wouldn’t come off… it was real. Don’t mention the woopsy on the Germans, oooh Betty!

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