Just Stop Oil (2)


Just Stop Oil, or I’ll zip tie myself to a post!!

Brilliant idea!

As an alternative to the usual oil powered transport, we can simply use our dragons.

That’s after we’ve trained them, of course.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-60795041.amp

What kind of fucking fantasy world do these certifiable loons live in?

Anyway, did anyone have the same thought I did, when I saw the header in the news report of these fools?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest

66 thoughts on “Just Stop Oil (2)

    • Have you seen the price of petrol ⛽️ these days. Fuck wasting it on these cunts. Leave en tied to to posts and have shooting practice

      • Ammunition also very expensive these days.

        I vote that we leave it tied to a post and take turns in trying to boot its bollocks through the top of its skull.

  1. If these dumb cunts want to make a public statement I wish they’d zip tie themselves to a fucking gibbet…by the neck.

  2. I saw a spokesman for this action group on GB. News.
    A posh student type called Miranda on top of a oil tanker.
    Then another posh young woman who was so hysterical about eco doom she could barely talk.

    We are in a energy crisis.
    Our leaders in their wisdom have made us slaves to russian oil, energy companies who rake in billions and stopped us being self sufficient.

    As people are looking at skyrocketing prices for energy im doubting ‘stop the oil’ will get much sympathy?

    • Good Morning Mis,

      Why is it that the most vehement and ignorant protesters seem to be posh, young, white, women? They have an arrogance about them and a condescending manner of speaking. Whether it is about racism, which they have never experienced, but feel the need to expound upon because the black folks, in their opinion, are just too inarticulate to do it for themselves or ecology or the environment or a host of other different right-on subjects.
      All to often they just confirm their pig ignorance.

      • It’s the ‘head-girl’ syndrome.

        Conceit and hubris are prerequisites.

      • Afternoon Wanksock,
        Yes ive noticed.

        I was black id resent some jolly hockey sticks type from speaking on my behalf.

        Same as I resent some posh anarchist on about a class war.
        Or some ducky Marxist on about the workers struggle.

        Gobshites for hire.

  3. A statement released by these wankers whilst blocking oil refineries said that ‘ the continued use of oil is genocidal’.
    Perhaps a visit to Nazi extermination camp would assist them in understanding the meaning of the word.

  4. A cunts trick but a smart move. They know they are getting shown on live tv watched by millions all over the world. I bet they fucking love it the attention seeking pricks.
    I heard the cunt in the picture on the radio the other day, comparing himself to the suffragettes and every lefty hero from Martin Luther King to Nelson Mandela. He got very angry and screamed that every football ground would be under water by 2030…….so there! Serves football right for going SJW with their constant virtue signalling.
    Cunts.

    • The really smart move here was tying themselves to a goal in a match involving Everton and Newcastle United.

      They could have strapped themselves there for the full 90 minutes and there’d have been next to no chance of them being struck by the ball.

      • Aye I bet the TV cameras never caught sight of the cunt anyway.

        Somebody should tell these piss weasels to try this at Millwall. I’m sure their fans will appreciate such activism.

  5. I feel sorry for them.
    After all it must have taken ages for this fellow to walk to the ground from his mud hut in the forest where he lives off berries and leaves.
    Plus imagine how difficult it must be to organise a protest by carrier pigeon.

    Set aside any questions about how he found out there is oil.
    Or a football match.
    Or money to gain entrance.

    Alternatively it’s possible to suspect this cunt is a fucking clueless pain in the arse who needs electrocuting.

    • This sad wanker who held up the football for 8 minutes with his pathetic stunt, was actually funded by the owner of a shitty little football team called Forest Green Rovers. The hippy owner of FGR was approached by a group of unwashed tree huggers who were out to cause chaos for their love of the planet. Hippy gave them £10k to start up their shit stirring and was laughing as he read what they had done on live tv. They all need to be shot.

  6. Is that a plastic cable tie around his/her/their neck?

    I wonder if he/she/they know what they are made from.

    • I wonder if they considered what would happen if some cunt, like me, ran onto the pitch and pulled like fuck on the free end of the cable tie.

  7. Leave them there for a month.

    Still play the games mind. Will make the games more interesting when we get the sight of the ball smashing into a crusty’s withered corpse.

    “Oh, he’s hit the corpse!”

    I fully expect the England Team Activist, I mean ‘manager’, Gareth Wokegate, to join do something like this during the World Cup. Or perhaps he’ll ‘transition’ (or dress up in women’s clothing like it used to be known) to being a woman and walk into the dugout in a ball gown, high heels and garish make up? Then get beaten to a pulp off the religious police. One can live in hope.

    Opening match Qatar vs Ecuador at 10am on a cold, wet November morning.

    Can’t fucking wait, can you?

    • I can see Southgate and the England knee benders all converting to Islam before the tournament starts, take off their footy boots, drop to both knees, all face Mecca and start praying to Allah during the national anthems before the first match.
      Just to show solidarity with persecuted Muslims and child groomers back in blighty.

      Then they can pop back up onto one knee in honour of American criminal George Floyd, then they can pop their boots back on and tie their rainbow laces before finally getting on with the fucking game.

      Cunts.

  8. What are the odds one of these twats will try something during one of Qatar’s games at the World Cup?

    Perhaps a bumboy will do it for bummer’s rights? I’d like to see how the cunt got dealt with by the rozzers over there.

    This is what happens Wokegate, when you think ‘using your platform’ to ‘foster a more progressive society’ is a good idea.

  9. It’s the sheer arrogance and stupidity that fucks me off…..”Just Stop Oil”…why not just demand ” Everyone and Everything must be NICE..and free,of course”..it’s about as realistic. The World isn’t in a position to “Just Stop Oil” and it’s lucky for those naive fools that it isn’t…I don’t think they’d be too keen on a genuine oil-free World.
    The sheer front of the Cunts is incredible…they are a tiny unrepresentative minority yet think that they know better and it’s their duty to force their ridiculous ideas onto everyone else….spoil sporting events,block roads,stop people going to work or hospital etc.

    It’s a fucking shame someone didn’t just pull that zip-tie round the Cunt’s neck as tight as it would go.

    • Aye. These pillocks should be forced to go a month without oil and get back to us…if they’re still alive.

      I think they’d die of shock anyway within minutes of losing their precious phones, computers and access to social media.

      That’s if they don’t need an app to die first, of course.

      Morning DF, morning all.

    • ‘Everyone and everything must be nice’

      I bet these pricks are vegans too. They say eating meat is cruel, but they never note that animals eat and kill each other every second of every fucking day. Sometimes for fun, not just for food.

      I bet these cunts think we can train animals to be nice to each other.

      Well if so, I will buy the carrot for one of these idiots to take into the tiger enclosure at Chester Zoo.

      I’m sure Mr Cuddly Wuddly Tony the Tiger will listen intently to how being nice and eating carrots is soooo much better for him.

  10. General Franco would have just garrotted the cunts with the cable ties and continued the game, good old days!!!

  11. There isn’t one of these Tarquins or Jemimas who would be happy in a car free, oil free, meat free world.
    When I’m emporer I’ll remove said items from these peoples lives and watch their steady disintegration with immense “told you so” satisfaction.
    Or I might just pull out the flammenwaffen and have a Sunday roast.
    The poncy la-di-da cunts.

  12. It’s a misprint.
    This group is really called “Just Stop Oiks”(from getting on with their lives, or to hospital, or getting their kids to school, or getting to work, or having any personal freedom or autonomy).
    “Yah, aaaactually”
    Cunts…

  13. I would love to kick these cunts in the face. Aggression over, good morning, have a good day.

    • Sooner or later, when their Old Bill bodyguards are late or don’t turn up, one or more of these braying cunts are going to get a kicking of legendary proportions.
      Make the bastards afraid to cause trouble.
      Footage on YouTube hopefully.
      Oh happy day…😎

  14. The Arsenal crowd is so woke, I suspect they’ll get applauded – like taking the knee does. This is coming from an Arsenal fan who is thoroughly sick of all the bollocks in what was, once, a simple Saturday afternoon.

  15. I bet none of the cunts have ever been cold. Their generation uses more power than any generation in human history. Wankers.

  16. It’s because of cunts like these and their idiotic attitude to fossil fuels that we are in the kind of shit we are currently in. And to then pull a stunt at oil depots like they did yesterday, of all days, stinks of arrogance and total lack of intelligence. Not so long ago it was coal that was the bogeyman. That very same abundant natural resource that fuelled our power stations and would have given us some kind of energy security (at least electricity) is now left underground because of cretins like these. Same with the neurotic response to fracking proposals. These cunts honestly believe that electric cars are emission free, simply because they emit no fumes at the point of use. What do they think charges the fucking batteries? Fairy dust? Unicorn piss? Forget old bill, just send in the army when these cunts appear. Arrest the fuckers at gun point and throw them in to mental institutions until they fucking grow up and realise that to keep warm, feed themselves or travel to work, something somewhere has to be burned. Nature can cope, it always does. Planet earth isn’t going to go the way of Venus because of human intervention either way.

    • Agreed. A few decades ago the parents of these cunts were vehemently anti-nuclear. The only realistic carbon free atlernative. So these are the offspring of the cunts that created our current energy supply situation.

      Not that there’s anything wrong with carbon anyway, all life is based on it and some extra plant food in the atmosphere would likely benefit the entire planet.

  17. I wonder if they, and their ilk, are being paid by Russia to do this to us…

  18. The lank-haired cunt could use the gallons of oil in his hair instead.

    Prick.

    This is the price we are paying for schools getting away with brainwashing children.

  19. Easiest solution is to drive through them in a Chieftain tank.Bloody yobos.

  20. They describe themselves as a “coalition of groups working together” to demand the government stop the exploration, development and production of fossil fuels like oil, gas and coal in the UK.

    Fucking good luck with that you fucking eco loonies. Watch your fucking lives turn to shit PDQ. Ah well never tried long pig (yet)

    • “coalition of groups working together ” ( Political with aims that are contra state ) Remains an offence viz Sedition and so on, and could also be charges as “Subversion of the State” and under also “The Terrorism Act ”
      Yet wih all the resources at Governments disposal, they do nothing. Methinks Government quite likes what they are doing.

  21. Twats of today do things because we allow them to fuck 0ur lives up. We let plod do nothing. We let Politicians do nothing.

    How about spraying these cunts with the fanny odour of a bitch in heat, then set 20 big mastiff’s at em’

    or

    Just shoot the fuckers.!

  22. How about that tubby lass who’s been done for dangerous driving for daring to nudge one of these loons in her tacky Shit Rover?

    The problem with all this stuff stems from weak politically correct policing and law enforcement. As soon as they know they will be thrown in a van and beaten up the sooner they will stop these pitiful antics…..giving them tea and biscuits ffs, I hope they served Earl Grey and quality snacks, not fucking Aldi or that shit.

  23. They are wearing hi vis vests, I am no expert but I would think the vests are made from some synthetic fibre derived from oil.

    It’s no wonder Vlad thinks we are all cunts, come to think of it they should go protesting in Russia, lots of oil and gas there, I am sure Vlad will treat them with respect 😂

  24. Just leave him there and let Fat Reg, that Tory MP tranny freak and Barrymore ‘watch him’ overnight.

    Tell them the lights are off, no cunt but you four will be in the stadium and there will be no charges.

    Next morning, it’ll just be a spunk encrusted giant gaping arsehole tied to the goalpost.

  25. Lovely, like to see these soft twats in the Lubiyanka getting a Soviet style kicking. Then a 25 year stretch in a labour camp. Bet they won’t last 6 weeks.

  26. Six strokes of the whip for every fucking “protester” on their first conviction – a further six for every conviction thereafter. Cheaper than prison.

    • 12 strokes surely? I am so fed up of these cunts. Why not get a bloody great treadmill connected to the national grid and these bellends providing the motive power? Let the cunts do some useful work for once. 12 hours a day every day for a year, see if the cunts want to protest after that.

      • Install one in each of their houses and let them know that’s the only way they’ll get any electricity after that. See how quick they are to slag off fossil fuels.

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