This chap is a footballerist. A very woke one. In fact, he makes Gareth Southgate look like Bernard Manning.
Who the fuck is he? Well, he’s officially an Arsenal player and is on loan to Spanish side, Real Betis. That move looks like becoming permanent soon.
He’s a bit shite basically.
It wasn’t always that way though. He’s 27 now and has been getting gradually worse over the last 4 seasons or so. He was very promising at one point, even breaking into the Spanish national team.
What went wrong? He suddenly seemed weak, slow and got injured for long periods very easily. Coincidentally, this started happening when he went vegan.
Pure coincidence.
He’s also bought a large amount of shares in Forest Green Rovers in League Two. Why this club?
Yup. They’re woke. Their owner recently funded those cunts who zip tied themselves to goalposts. He thought it was amusing, by all accounts. The team is also the first ever ‘all vegan’ team and the club itself is the ‘first carbon neutral football club’. To be fair to them, they are top of their table in League two at the time of writing, but they do have substantial investment compared to a lot of the other teams.
Do they check the players turds for signs of meat too…or even cheese? How does one check for ‘veganness’? All vegan you say. Hmmm. Having seen what it did to Bellerin, I’m not convinced.
But anyway. Bellerin also told his Twitter followers not to vote for Boris, with a ‘fuck Boris’ hashtag. He wanted everyone to vote Labour. He did actually get in a bit of trouble over that at the time (the club didn’t want him using his club profile to get political and influence voters).
Now though, it seems this would probably be encouraged. He must be gutted he’s not wanted anymore.
His latest one is that we’re all racists for focusing on Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine. Might just be something to do with it being on our doorstep and the threat of a nuclear holocaust, you daft twat.
And yes, we care more because war in Europe is a fairly rare thing nowadays. The peacefuls will always be at war, with themselves, mostly.
Fuck all we can do about it, they’ll never stop, so I don’t give a fuck anymore, like many others. Their men run away and leave their women and children to face hell. The Ukrainian’s do the opposite.
Jeez, I wonder why people have more empathy with them?
Must be Nazis, eh?
Anyway, this fucker is the type who commie rag, ‘The Morning Star’ fawn over.
A monumental bellend.
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
Hector Bellendarin must have those leather pants a few sizes too small and interfering with clear thinking.
Footballer, vegan and woke….he could only be more cuntish if he decided to become a politician.
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If he’s vegan then he’s a propper cunt for wearing leather. Sounds from his health side that he could be another candidate for the ’27 Club.’ One can only hope!
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What’s all that ridiculous shite he’s wearing in the nom pic?
Looks like Herman Munsters tranny cousin.
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He is no George Best, Bobby Moore or even good old Peter Crouch, a man who never takes himself too seriously. He looks a bit of a bender
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He’s no anything, I’d never heard of the cunt til I read the nom.
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If only this pansy could be transported back 50 years to a muddy pitch on a cold, wet, windswept January afternoon and face up to Tommy Smith or Norman Hunter.
They’d make fucking mincemeat of him.
And what the fuck is he wearing?
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What the fuck is he wearing in that photo? Is he a poof or something? That would certainly fit with his wokiness. Or is that wankiness? Same thing in my world.
If that tosser at Forest Green thinks lower league footballers are all vegan he’s a bigger cunt than I thought he was.
That may be all they serve at the training ground but they’ll be straight down the KFC afterwards. You can’t be a professional athlete on poof food as this Hector cunt seems to be proving.
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I like him!
About time the gays got their own Dracula.
Hes a snappy dresser I’ll give him that .
Viva las Vegan
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One way or another, gay or straight, the cunt needs to be held to account!
Coat.
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Hopefully he’ll go for an exciting aeroplane ride that vanishes over the English Channel.
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All footballers who don’t play for Ipswich are cunts. 😀
Freedom for East Anglia (Queensland Branch).
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“Vegan” you say!!
From what I can see he probably gets plenty of sausage inside him.
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He bears all the hallmarks of a raving iron I must say. Funnily enough, Arsenal have had more than their fair share of players who are suspected to be ‘light on their feet’ in more ways than one. Bergkamp, Overmarrs and Ljungberg spring to mind.
And maybe the football leagues should start awarding bonus points for virtue signalling. That would turn someone like St Marcus of Rashford from a waste of space to a champion over night. Stick to tax evasion and spit roasting groupies in hotel rooms you bunch of cunts!
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Talking of suspect. Isn’t one of their celebrity supporters a certain Lewis Hamilcunt?
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Good idea. That way we could win the World Cup. That’s the World Cup in Qatar, otherwise known as the World Hypocrisy Championship.
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Overmars and Ljungberg were slightly suspect, I’ll give you that, but not Bergkamp. Married with 4 kids and was a bit of a nasty cunt and hard bastard on the sly. Was sent off a few times I recall. Smashed some West Ham player’s face in once.
Definitely not a bender.
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I’ll retract that one then.
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Cheers.
There is an interview I’ve seen with Tony Adams saying he and Martin Keown decided to toughen Bergkamp up in training when he was signed.
He said they toughened him up in a few months and no cunt would fuck with him after that. Not even Adams.
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Excellent Cunting Sir!!
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The wokeness continues with Former world champion Lewis (why is my new car so shit) Hamilton sticking is nose into Football, investing in the Chelsea buy out consortium, why, well because they are so fucking Woke.
Hector is just one of many fucking cunts who should stick to football rather than virtue signalling.
PS, Toto Wolfe had a bit of verbals with Hamilton yesterday, after another shit qualifying for the cunt.
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Is that Arsenal’s next home kit this cunt is adorned in?
Perhaps he needs to be aware of his white privilege
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One thing that cunt lacks is self awareness.
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Puddle jumper most definitely. Likes The Wizard of Oz and plays Somewhere Over The Rainbow on loop in his car on Hampstead Heath. What a twatting cunt he is.
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Strange looking specimen of a cunt, where’s Franco and his garrotte when you need him!!!
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And I wasn’t aware of that photo, but if you’d blanked his face out and said which player would wear that, I would’ve said this fucker.
Seems to wear leather a bit I’ve noticed. Bit of a hypocrite then.
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Qwar.
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Daft twat
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Perhaps ISAC should have its own fashion parade, although I dread to think the likes of MNC, Ruff, Dick, Captain, Cuntstable and a few other reprobates walking down the catwalk dressed like that cunt!
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How dare you!
I can wear any outfit and look both at ease and stylish.
From my medieval jester costume, backend of a pantomime horse,
Ziggy stardust getup to just relaxing in a flashers mack.
Know what you mean about the rest of them though.
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Fuck him and the camel he rode in on.
Right now I’m in the back garden, on the patio drinking a cold one and listening to Thin Lizzy’s Live and Dangerous!
Now that’s what I call fucking music!
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Never heard of this grotesque looking pansy.
The only Bellerin I’m familiar with is Bellerin Plain by Captain Beefheart.
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Most footballers are cunts, but this one takes the (vegan, shirtlifting) biscuit.
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Forest Green Rovers ? From the Forest of Dean on the English Welsh border. Where everybody has 6 fingers and fucks their own sister or brother. As for the worlds first wooden stadium being built, did nobody learn from the Bradford City disaster ? We are honestly going backwards.
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Went to Forest Green the first season they were in the Conference. We were pissed and laughed at them. Whose laughing now…… just shows what happens when you are owned by a millionaire cunt. Where are Rushden and Diamonds now?
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We’ll all be vegans one day. Not through choice, you just won’t be able to afford meat. We’ll probably end up like the Chinkies, eating cats, pigeons and shit like that.
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A footballer you say. Thick as pigshit and a hypocrite? Never.
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As a shifty foreigner Bellendin will be used to running away, but as a vegan he will not have the strength.
Although if chased by a fruity gentleman he may not mind being caught too much! 😀
Zealots and their useful idiots preparing for their degenerate utopia.
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Who said footballers are thick.
Scott McTominay of Man Utd just said, “I’m sorry for swearing, but that was a joke.”
No swear words followed lol.
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You look like a right soppy bollocks.
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I’m sorry to report that Forest Green Wankers Rovers got promoted today.
Fuck it!
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As someone on here pointed out :
How do you tell if someone is vegan?
-They’ll announce it to you immediately on meeting them
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