Bono [17]

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My fellow Cunters,
For your Cuntsideration:

Bono and his “Poem” for Ukraine.

Daily Fail Link.

(Apologies for long link-“aaaht @ abaaaht” with an ancient mobile)

A “Top o’ da mornin’, “Dere’s more-to-Oiiiiiirlaaand-dan-dis” cunting please, for IsAC’s favourite Oirish intellectual midget.

What has the 5’ 2” “tower of woke bullshit” done now?
Written a primary school standard ditty, calling Putin a “Psycho” and a snake, whilst Zelensky is Saint Patrick, driving him out😂

Bob Dylan must be shitting himself, with a lyrical “giant” like Bonovox, in the industry.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

An extra stanza also provided by our literary corresponded, Cuntfinder General:

For the convenience of Cunters:

Oh, St Patrick he drove out the snakes
With his prayers but that’s not all it takes
For the snake symbolises
An evil that rises
And hides in your heart, as it breaks
And the evil has risen my friends
From the darkness that lives in some men
But in sorrow and fear
That’s when saints can appear
To drive out those old snakes once again
And they struggle for us to be free
From the psycho in this human family
Ireland’s sorrow and pain
Is now the Ukraine
And St Patrick’s name now Zelenskiy

93 thoughts on “Bono [17]”

  6. Step aside William McGonagall, the world has a new worst poet.

    “Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay!
    Alas! I am very sorry to say
    That ninety lives have been taken away
    On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
    Which will be remember’d for a very long time.”

    Like Wordsworth compared to Bono’s effort.

  8. The King of Woke.
    Apparently him and Pelosi are great friends. Unsurprisingly.

    Perhaps playing U2’s dirge “Songs of Experience” full blast, at the Russian troops, would result in an unconditional surrender😂

  9. He needs convincing to go over there and read his poetry to Putin’s advancing battalions.

    Preferably right in front of a column of fucking tanks.

    • And I thought this nom would be boring.
      I haven’t laughed so much for days.
      Thank you.

  10. He really is an outstanding Wanker…you have to give him credit…year in,year out, he manages to remain at the pinnacle of Mount Count..a colossus amongst Unspeakable Arseholes.

    • DFF@ – Evening Sir Fiddler – Bono is my Cousin (random true fact), and a bigger cunt has never been born.

      Cousin you say? Well then, it falls to your good self to take this cunt out. And we don’t mean on a date – NA.

  11. After the evil old hag read Bonobo’s poem Congressional spokesman Billy Gribbin’s only comment was;

    “This is a Saint Patrick’s day hate crime.

  15. Bonio and Crazy Nancy are made for each other. Two of the world’s most self unaware fucking cunts. They actually believe their own virtue signalling, bullshit publicity. However I have to give the Oscar to Nancy with……

    “God bless you George Floyd for giving your life for justice.”

    Honourable second place to Bonio.

  16. Hey! If you could get Bonobo to write a poem about St. George of Minneapolis…and get Diane Abbott to read it out loud…it might inspire some Tory to drive the Dark Keys out of Britain!

    It’s worth a try.

    • Oh Oh! Better still…get Bonobo to write a poem comparing St. George to Prince Andrew and you might drive him out as well.

      Killing 2 turds with one poem so to speak.

      • It’s even funnier if you imagine this pretentious literary vomit being spewed forth through a megaphone by a ranting, on-form Ian Paisley.

      • Hey Minge,

        After seeing that I’d like to erect a “barricade of stupidity” to “uphold” a ban on “wokeism” in the US.

  17. This is not the first time Bono has desecrated the art of poetry. He previously wrote a poem about Elvis Presley. If you’re a masochist you can read it here (I really wouldn’t bother) -http://www.elvis-history-blog.com/bono-elvis-poem.html

    I won’t quote it all but the last lines are particularly elegiac –

    “elvis hitler, elvis nixon, elvis christ, elvis mishima.
    elvis marcus, elvis jackson, elvis the pelvis.
    elvis the psalmist, elvis the genius, elvis the generous.
    elvis forgive us.
    elvis pray for us.”

    Move aside WH Auden.

    • Caught a few words of the live recitation, about 3 seconds worth, then I was loading the shotgun and missed the rest.
      He’s a pest, like musk rats and grey squirrels, not native to the UK and in need of extermination.

      • Hes doing the peace sign.

        Truly the sign of a clueless out of touch twat.
        Fuckin hate it
        McCartney, Mickey Jackson, etc
        All do/did it.

        Drop the blarney stone on his skull.

  18. Someone should tell this little runt that the Irish are not, and never have been, the Ukrainians. The British in 1916 were not the Russians. Herbert fucking Asquith was not Big Vlad. They have been an independent country for a hundred fucking years and they are still griping. Get over yourself Bonio and read a fucking book you wankpot.

    • Freddie,

      Stop being so fucking unreasonable! You know full well that Boner* can’t read.

      (*Do you British cunters know boner as American slang for an erect penis?)

      • Yeah we know that one General. I’m a big fan of Yank swearing myself. “Fuckstick” is one of my personal favourites. I don’t know what it means, other than a general term of abuse, but I like it.

      • Think I picked it up from Zappa in the early ’70s.

        I mean the word “boner”, not the crabs.

      • Hey Ruff,

        My knowledge of English slang suggests that I should not exactly be exactly flattered by you referring to me as “me old mucker”.

        It doesn’t exactly engender a feeling of warm comradery. (That’s camaraderie for the ever vigilant English word police.)

      • Hey Freddie,

        One hears “fuckstick” a lot here in the states. I’m not sure of the origins but it basically refers to a guy who transcends stupidity reaches the pinnacle of idiocy.

        We often refer to any guy who behaves like a jerk as a dick. A “fuckstick” is a dick without a brain. Perhaps an inanimate object without sentience or conscience that has limited usefulness. Somewhat akin to a dildo.

      • Hey Ruff,

        I obviously need to “bone up” on my English slang. (No pun intended.)

        Once again…blah, blah, blah…endless apologies.

        As the groids in the ghetto say; “I appreciate you.”*

        (*That’s Ebonic/American slang for thanks.)

      • Mr Creampuff is perfectly correct General but I doubt if any cunt under the age of 45 would be familiar with it, still less use it.

      • Hello again Ruff,

        Actually, I really do feel bad. I was think of a mucker as in, someone who mucked it up.

        As in; That bloody septic mucks up everything he touches.

        And with regard to interpreting your sentiment, I really did muck it up.

        So sorry Old Friend.

      • No probs, General.

        As with Ivor the Engine Driver*:

        🎶
        You are forgiven, forgiven
        Forgiven, forgiven, forgiven
        You are forgiven. 🎶

        * Ref: ‘A Quick One, While He’s Away’ (The Who)

  19. It looks like an excerpt from the annual magazine of St Paedo’s Primary School for the educationally sub-normal. ‘Congratulations to Bonio O’Woke, Year 2 (Special Needs), winner of St Paedo’s Poetry Prize for 2022’.
    The fucking stupid cunt should stick to what he’s good at, ie dodging tax.

  22. The Cunt is as Mad as Putin, thank fuck he doesn’t have Nukes also.
    A self important prick; I’ve just paused and decided to leave it there. I could have gone on all night suffice to say one short arse mega cunt.

  23. Frank Skinner summed it up when “The Edge” (???) fell off the stage and broke his leg “It’s the second favourite thing I’d like to see at a U2 concert”.
    What with that other cunt Bob Geldof. Walking around as if their shit doesn’t stink. Cunts.

  24. Good heaven, Bob, is Geldof still alive?
    I thought he died of terminal narcissisim years ago, along with another bunch of cunts.
    ” Feed the World”
    Daft cunts.
    Fill the drug/warlords wallets, actually.
    Doesn’t scan, though, with the other self promoting lyrics.

    • He did some speech about still being ‘Paul from number ten’
      Or something.
      He sounded deranged.
      Hes lost his fuckin marbles.

      Stranger in a strange land.

      • I’ll take that as a recommendation then MNC…listen to a bit of Maiden whilst waiting for Bjornsson vs Hall to begin.

      • Someone was saying on here Miserable that they were fans of U2 but because of all his virtue-signaling and shoving his face everywhere it had actually put them off U2’s music.
        I think that has happed to me. I just cant lisen to it anymore.
        Never a great fan and I think his voice was weak but I did like some of it.

        What is so annoying about them? I say them because there is Geldof as well.

        It’s their remonstrating with us how much they care that is so hard to take. They are both like that.

      • I agree totally Miles.
        Im not a fan but I like a few early tunes, Joshua tree era.

        Its this messiah complex thing hes got.
        Popstars saving the world.

        U2 have all the studio time they need,
        Money
        Best instruments and equipment
        Roadies and crew
        Managers &lawyers

        Doesn’t mean shit.

        Some angry kid with a guitar and empty pockets can make brilliant rock n roll.

        I had savoury ducks and bacon burgers & mash for my tea.👍

        U2 couldn’t be as good as this

        https://youtu.be/OYqllpnyWrY

    • That was God RTC, leading the path as it were😂😂
      Just hope God has time to get Bono at some stage

  26. I wonder if the ghost of Lord Byron could run the cunt through with a rapier?

    If not I hope the cunts private jet gets shot down by a MIG.

    Fuck off.

    • That was excellent MNC, and I’m also surprised that he is not recognized even though it’s 8 years ago , kind of a Dylan experience.
      I hope he made it out of Holland in one piece

  28. “Be Jesus”, it’s Bono, that cunt from U2,
    A self-righteous wankstain of the do-gooding few,

    With Geldof came Band Aid, – and with that huge-conked jew,
    They set off to help African folks of a darker shade or hue,

    Millions of sheckles were raised, – for that continent of doom,
    But no sum of money bail out the useless old Cöons,

    Get down to Specsavers and get some new glasses,
    And you’ll see that forty years on, they’re still sat on their asses,

    So, all that money pissed down the drain,
    And now this burnt offering for the folks of Ukraine?

    • Who started this trend, with one name identity in the music trade.
      Jesus was the first one man band and he played in all the venues available to him at the time ,but Christ the others don’t need to follow ,there not worthy

      • Hey Mecunty,

        Your post is spot on. But let’s not forget Jesus’ highly influential early work with the a cappella trio, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

        Of course after his solo career, which made him a superstar, he went on to star in the super group, The Holy Trinity. Their eponymous first album along with by their brilliant follow up, The Father, The Son and the Holy Ghost has influenced billions if not trillions throughout the years.

        These one named “artists” of today couldn’t fill His chalice.

  30. Captain Beefheart put the little tosser in his place when he wrote to the captain saying he’d like to meet him. A very short reply –

    “Dear Bonehead, No”

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