My fellow Cunters,
For your Cuntsideration:
Bono and his “Poem” for Ukraine.
(Apologies for long link-“aaaht @ abaaaht” with an ancient mobile)
A “Top o’ da mornin’, “Dere’s more-to-Oiiiiiirlaaand-dan-dis” cunting please, for IsAC’s favourite Oirish intellectual midget.
What has the 5’ 2” “tower of woke bullshit” done now?
Written a primary school standard ditty, calling Putin a “Psycho” and a snake, whilst Zelensky is Saint Patrick, driving him out😂
Bob Dylan must be shitting himself, with a lyrical “giant” like Bonovox, in the industry.
Nominated by: Cuntfinder General
An extra stanza also provided by our literary corresponded, Cuntfinder General:
For the convenience of Cunters:
Oh, St Patrick he drove out the snakes
With his prayers but that’s not all it takes
For the snake symbolises
An evil that rises
And hides in your heart, as it breaks
And the evil has risen my friends
From the darkness that lives in some men
But in sorrow and fear
That’s when saints can appear
To drive out those old snakes once again
And they struggle for us to be free
From the psycho in this human family
Ireland’s sorrow and pain
Is now the Ukraine
And St Patrick’s name now Zelenskiy
And here’s my all time favourite u2 video clip…
https://youtu.be/rta9CHp7bEE
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Edge falls of the edge and dog biscuit (Bonio) didn’t even notice lol
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Real name Dave Evans (very bland), calls himself The Edge (very cuntish). Also has a penchant for stupid headwear.
A quality guitarist but a cunt nonetheless.
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I preferred Baldrick’s, ‘Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!’
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My garden is missing a gnome.
Get back on your toadstool you incoherent poikey cunt.
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Still better than Carol Ann Duffy.
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Hi all lost my phone, got a new one now, missed isac last few days, I’m back now, missed all you lovely cunters, oh and bono is a cunt x
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