Boris Johnson critics are Cunts.

I can’t understand all this shite being thrown at Boris just because of a little social gathering.Everyone knew what they were getting with Boris wen they voted Tory….a character different to the usual boring,staid professional politicians. It isn’t like he had a personality transplant when he became P.M…..he was always a “fly by the seat of your pants” celebrity-type politician who shamelessly plugged into the John Bull/Winston Churchill stereotype.

He is the man who got “Brexit” done and is steering us to the sunny uplands of a Great Britain that will again shit on Johnny Foreigner….and all this while successfully guiding us through the worst health crisis in living history.

Any minor “bumps in the road” are due to underlings who lack The Great Man’s vision and moral compass….personally, I’d tip Nelson’s statue off the top of that column and put Boris there instead.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Bottled Water
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottled_water

Whilst shopping in Asda today (unfortunately we don’t have a Fortnums round here) I accidentally took a wrong turn up the soft drinks aisle. Obviously I normally avoid consuming anything liquid that’s devoid of alcohol. Anyway, my attention was piqued by shelves groaning under the weight of hundreds of multipacks of haitch two fucking oh. I could not believe the prices being charged for something that falls out of the sky. So, for example, 4 x 330ml Evian at £3, for fucks sake!
Who in their right mind spends 75p on a third of a litre of water when you can get the same amount out of the tap for a fraction of a penny? And tap water won’t be contaminated with benzene like Perrier was in 1990.
The bottlers and retailers are literally taking the piss water. And every knobhead who buys it has the intellectual complexity of a maggot.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt