Jamie Oliver [13]

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Jamie Oliver, again. He’s hired ‘cultural appropriation experts’ to ensure that his recipes don’t cause any further offence after his horrendous, death sentence deserving crime, of creating a recipe for jerk rice.
Is it just a publicity stunt since his restaurant went bankrupt, or is he just a gurning rubber faced twat who needs to develop a backbone?

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Nominated by: mystic maven

80 thoughts on “Jamie Oliver [13]”

  1. Hes always stealing foreign recipes isnt he?
    Just with added gozz and drool.

    I wouldn’t eat anything this windowlicker had touched,
    Doubt he washes his hands?

    • His hands impart a delightful delicate twist of jasmine and cornhole to all his dishes. Bon appetit!

  2. Just another sleb cunt playing by the woke “rules” that change daily. Sorry Jamie you can’t win but your efforts are laudable.

    • I’ll sue the fat tongued little prick if he steals my signature dish
      “ching chong chinaman chips”!

      Served in a Bamboo bowl with plenty of ‘sore finger’

      Dey lubberly!
      You go now

    • hm. Yes, went bust owing suppliers money just after he bought himself a new mansion in Essex. He’s a nasty, unpleasant wanker.

  4. What next? Are we going to be barred from eating food that’s not from where you live?
    No Southern Fried Chicken for you, you live in the North.
    Put the Wensley Dale down, you’re from Yorkshire.
    You couldn’t make this shit up.

  5. Thus is simply ace.
    Just when I thought the base cowardice and fear of becoming slightly less of a multimillionaire of these cunts could sink no lower…hey presto!
    “Someone I’ve never met criticised something I did and now I’m a quivering wreck..”
    Shit covered vermin.
    Fuck Off.

    • I wonder what “Jools” sees in him?. I can always picture him at home when he can drop the “cockney wanker geezer” act: “Ooh, Jools, absolute disaster in the kitchen, duckie. My souflee’s collapsed and my spotted dick is a disaster!”

      • WCB@ – “oh, that Jamie – always falling over his $uitcases of cash..what’s that Jamie – another Sainsburys advert for me paying half a million quid? Don’t mind if I do”!
        “pukka, pukka, pukka”..

  6. Fuck me, only yesterday evening was I texting a chef friend of mine about this. Unbelieveble..! Either he isn’t getting enough air time at the moment, or he is being deadly serious – I suspect the latter.

    What a fucking cunt and more to the point I can’t believe there are people out there who peddle their services and chjarge money to give cunts like this advice.

    MY adfvice is if you think you’re going to be offended by eating Donkey’s bollocks, don’t fucking go to the restaurant.

  8. Cultural appropriation is the biggest load of bollocks going. White people can’t eat this, wear that or play ethnic music….cuntshit!

    Spineless Jamie needs to fuck right off!

    • Is it cultural appropriation if our tropical cousins use the inventions of white Europeans like the telephone, television, internal combustion engine, computer…I could go on?

  9. Oompah-loompah faced lisping cook!
    I would have put money in it being Dawn “planet of the apes” Butler, doing the race-grifting on social media, about this “non” story. Yes indeed👎

    He should have told them to fuck off back to the Dark lands take their disgusting chiggun recipes with them👍

  10. Who the fuck wants ” some chicken jerking off” when you can have Roast Beef & Yorkshire puds….TWAT…

  11. He stopped using Pukka because he found it annoying (like everyone else), the problem it wasn’t Pukka that was annoying it was the cunt himself.

    He keeps on giving, cultural appropriation ffs.

    Fat tongued wanker.

  12. Is it cultural imperialism to drench foreign food and for that matter my Mother’s and ex wife’s cooking with glorious Worcestershire sauce to make it bearable. By the way it’s originally from Bengal but we nicked it, it’s ours now.

    • Not only will I not eat foreign muck,
      I wont eat culturally appropriated foreign muck.

      So am I woke okay or not?

      And seeing as I couldn’t give a fuck one way or another its steak an kidney pud for tea.
      Cooked by a woman not some drooling placcy chirpy mongney.

  13. The jerk that jerked the strings of the jerks that supposedly created jerk. What a bunch of cuntish … jerks?

    • Yes he just doesnt come over as one. He’s all about ‘rustling up’ something it seems.
      When we all know the best cooks/chefs its all about patience.

  16. Is it worth pointing out that the ‘traditional African’ recipe that caused the fuss, Jollof rice, features both chillies and tomatoes as ingredients, fine native African species that they are and all that?
    As for the rice…granted, there are native African species, but It’s the Asian ones that are most commonly grown there, and have been since the 1600-1700s.

    And for it being African…aye, maybe an African copy of a Portugese dish.

  17. Does that mean every Guy Gibsons dog and carpet rider is banned from McDonalds then? They don’t mind “cultural appropriation” when they are bleeding the whitey invented NHS dry though do they? – are there no witch doctors available?
    The first “Meeja celebrity” who tells the professionally offended to go fuck themselves will go up in my estimation, but these greedy millionaires won’t do anything which interferes with the profit forecasts they have to deliver to their financial backers.
    And how about Jamie Oliver pays out all the small suppliers he left high and dry after closing his overrated, over leveraged restaurants?
    Jerk, and a chicken.

    • latest maccy d advert for “plant based” shows a gurning one tucking in. Made me a little sick in my mouth.

  18. This mockney wanker’s kids are called:
    Petal Blossom Rainbow
    Daisy Boo Pamela
    Poppy Honey Rosie
    Buddy Bear Maurice
    River Rocket
    So that’s 5 people who are going to hate his fucking guts for the rest of their lives.

  20. Cultural appropriation “expert”?
    There’s a fucking non-job for a start. Wonder how much it pays…

    • Never mind the silly cunt going on about culturally appropriated food stuffs, what about electric cookers, blenders and food processors being used by cunts who never invented them?

  22. 3ml of spit
    Bring to a simmer
    Pukka,
    Now add your 2teaspoons of dickcheese, go on! Get it in there!!
    Mustard👍
    No me old darlings fire in the bushmeat,
    Thats it geezer, dont be shy!!
    Now drop in the secret ingredient,
    Jools scabby knickers and River rockets placenta,
    Triffic!!!!
    Oi Oi!!
    There you go mush
    Stepney afghan goulash.

    Whatcho mean your avin a crisp butty instead?

    “Tobias darling I cant work with these people…”

  23. As whitey invented the typewriter and the internet surely those complaining (yes Rainbow Beam Cloud Dance, 44, self identifying as a different gender, Harry Potter T shirt, living in a room at Mummy and Daddys in Brighton, never been near the African continent, currently studying for a degree in Mesopotamian philosophy and being offended, got a car but doesn’t want to destroy the environment so gets lifts in Range Rovers – I’m talking about YOU!) should be stopping these methods of communication for all the “African types” and using the time honoured method of bong bongo drums and symbols on the ground at watering holes?
    Because we wouldn’t want any “cultural appropriation” now would we? 😀

  25. I remember when this tosser used to ride around Londonistan searching for the perfect ingredients for his culturally appropriated meals from various multicultural outlets.

    Dropping in to cook for the likes of Miranda Blair at No 10.
    Alongside soundtracks such as Toploader and Dancing in the fucking bastard moonlight.

    That was over 20 odd years ago.
    I hated the prick then and I still do now.

  27. What exactly is a “cultural appropriation expert”? What are the qualifications for such an important role? Can you do a degree in “cultural appropriation” at the Open University?…….. because it sounds like a piece of piss to me.
    Oh, wait a minute!…….i’ve just found out …….it’s a figment of Jamie’s imagination. It’s just bullshit the wanker made up for the consumption of the media and the sheeple.
    Pukkah! Innit?

  28. Know what I hate most about Jamie?

    Hes fake. A poseur. A trendie.
    A sheep. A follower. A slave .

    He jumps on anything thats current or trending.

    Skateboards
    Vespa scooters
    Oasis
    VW campers
    Skinny jeans
    Flared jeans
    Ripped jeans

    Tries to hard.
    He reminds me of this sketch from Kevin & Perry

    https://youtu.be/ZDKF8KkD7rE

    • This cunt was on Desert Island Discs ages ago , he was telling how his parents, who owned a pub, used to make him get inside filthy wheely bins to clean them out when he was a kid – so he was clearly just as fucking irritating back then.

  29. Gutless cunt. Cultural appropriation eh? Ethnics shouldn’t use the western inve tons then, no cars, aircraft, computers, phones, tvs, radios, modern medicine. Oh but that’s ok

  30. I remember that Levi Roots also criticising Oliver over that jerk chicken thing, but conveniently forgot to mention his own offering of ‘Rasta Pasta’.
    Also guilty of cultural appropriation by claiming to be a rasta, when he actually comes from the midlands, not Ethiopia.

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