Nadia Sawalha
Nadia Sawalha is getting a bit of a reputation of late for posting pictures of herself, mimicking outfits worn by so-called ‘celebrities’. The ‘star’ of TV’s ‘Loose Women’ has now apparently sent her fans ‘crazy’ by recreating a recent swimsuit pose by Kim ‘Silicone Buns’ Kardashian.
Now perhaps it was meant as a joke, but truth is, this is not a pretty sight; a definite case of too much information being placed in the public domain if you ask me.
You’ve done yourself no favours here girl. I suppose that the usual suspects in the IsAC horn section just might be titillated by this. Those of a more nervous disposition should look away now.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Not the greatest advert for cottage cheese, I must say.
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Crikey Ron, it’s confusing. Which one is Nadia?
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Those great fat arsecheeks – I thought it was Lady Emily Nugee for a moment,. I bet Ms Whatshername has broken a fair few lavatory seats in her time!
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That dog on the right is thinking “What the actual fuck is that?” as he sees an explosion of jet black wiry pubes from either side of those knickers, like an eruption of taratulas legs and the stink of a fishmongers on a July afternoon after their freezer has failed.
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Mr Cunt Engine, I have to say, that I have always wondered why Mills And Boon have never contacted you to write for them.
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Afternoon CB…Mills and Boon were going to offer me a contract and invited me to a soirée at Barbara Cartland’s place. The old crone took rather a fancy to me and terribly sexy things happened between us in the sun lounge, some of it consensual.
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Lol
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lol
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As a fan of ladies with nice tight little bottoms I find a picture of this cellulite ridden lard ass fucking offensive 😂
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She’ll be showing her piles off next. Open arse shots for all to see (and never unsee).
Have some dignity woman.
I’m with DF, whom I recall once suggested that women over 45 should not be allowed outside in skimpy clothing. Or maybe he just said ‘not allowed outside’ in general?
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Nadia! For fucks sake stop!
Breathing, ideally..
Never have my eyes been so heinously assaulted!
Admin@ – you monsters! On a Sunday too! 🤢
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Furthermore – Nadia! Stop it – you are nearly 60 and a fucking hound!
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I wouldnt mind giving that bum a good spank.
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ELDiablo666@ – Well, it’s a difficult one to miss!
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True. Butt, I like a natural big bum over a fake one. Same with tits, natural 36DD’s are better than implants to get you them. I also prefer a hairy pussy to a shaved one.
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Some years ago, I accused John Prescott of eating all the pies.
It’s quite obvious that I owe him an apology.
Sorry, John.
That is a truly horrific sight.
When I first looked at the header pic. I thought it was Ethel………..
No, you cunts, I was talking about the middle photo.
Obviously.
Get To Fuck.
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Another name to be put on the dead pool list one feels
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I am guess this was a sardonic look at the overly sexual culture we live in, and the popularity people get just for having a ‘nice’ bum. Kardashian is only famous for that arse, and I expect Nadia’s idea was to parody this. Personally, I dont like the Kardashians, especially Kim, and I like that someone finally has the guts, and the arse, to take the piss. Also, must take a lot of confidence for a woman that age to do a picture like that. Reminds me of Lorraine Kelly’s bikini photoshoot at 50. Weirdly, I prefer Nadia’s bum to Kim’s.
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Me too, at least it’s real.
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Give it a slap and ride the wave. Cowabunga!
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Definitely done as a joke.
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Does this fusty bitch have an attractive sister who eventually came out as a rug chomper? Not that I’ve got anyfing against the old tuna party attendees. She was a looker back in the day. Lez be honest, I would.
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JcL@ – Julia Sawalha
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Her sister Julia was Saffron in Ab Fab and the barmaid in Bottom, looked pretty decent when young, still better looking than Nadia.
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Had no idea Julia was a rug-muncher. Both Sawalhas played Barmaids; Nadia in Eastenders, Julia in Bottom.
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One can only imagine the rancid fruity parps that have bellowed forth from ‘twixt those collosal, quivering mountains of lard.
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Poetry Thomas, Poetry👍
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Well thats overridden the image of Diane Abbott receiving cunnilingus as the standard trigger for nightmares in my slumber. Fancy putting a header pic up like that! Im tempted to ring the RSPCA for a welfare check on the poor pooch on the right.
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Let’s hope that the beast was disrobing herself at some sort of dog hospital for the visually impared canine.
If that poor woofer wasn’t already blind, it is now.
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😁
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I am of a more nervous disposition and I didn’t look away now
I only have myself to blame.
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At least it’s maginally better than this:
https://images.app.goo.gl/y1VFW22MTfso8KHB6
At least Nadia has the excuse of being in her late 50’s…the above monstrosity has no such excuse.
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Curiosity got the better of me, Thomas.
I don’t blame you I was stupid enough to look. 🤮
Is that Jonathan Ross’ ditch pig of a daughter?
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Holy shit, wasnt expecting that picture. Still, worth a go, even just once.
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Thomas@ – Like that bitch has ever seen fruit! 😀
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I quite like it.
Frankly I am a disgrace.
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There is an upside to this. Soon, due to the effects of gravity, her arse will coalesce and upon reaching its Schwarzschild radius will implode (like a black hole). Nothing can escape from the singularity so formed – not even shite.
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Hi beautiful. I bet your bum is very sexy.
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Perhaps we can see you in a similar pose? I know I would like that. X
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I see we have another learned in the ways of modern physics Sam.
Black holes and black body radiation your speciality I assume?
Ms Sawalha’s ass approximates both the perfect back body cavity resonator and approaches the Tolman-Oppenheimer-Volkoff limit for collapse into a black hole.
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You are Professor Brian Cox, and I claim my ten pounds!
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Marcus Rashford wouldn’t hit that arse if it was 12 yards away and stood on the goal line.
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If Ms Sw-arse-halia took the knee, there would be more crack on show, than a documentary about dark-key neighbourhoods in downtown Detroit😉
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These bloody disgusting smelly über arses, has quite frankly brought back my anxiety. Thanks folks
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This reminds me, is it a “Full-Moon” tonight?
🤔
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Aye the size of Jupiter.
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CG@. With Nadia, every night’s a full moon 😀
Evening, General. 👍
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Evening Jack👍
Where is Miserable? Another cunter disappeared into the black hole? I hope not.
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He very often goes for an afternoon jaunt, on a Sunday.
He’ll probably put in an appearance later.
Fingers crossed.
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Bad moon rising. Can you imagine that sat on your face? We should sell her to the yanks to use in Guantanamo bay. The fuckers would soon talk.
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Wouldnt want her sitting on my face, butt after a couple drinks and a chat, she can strip and lie back…
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In the right lighting and with enough alcohol I would.
Total darkness and I don’t drink so not happening.
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Inner beauty is more important.
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Fuck me! Thought that was the wife…..
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I’m more distracted by the state of her legs than the arse itself.
Sort those stretch marks out, love.
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I prefer Kim’s butt, but Nadia is still leagues ahead of Flabbot in the bum stakes.
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Say what you like about Jeremy Corbyn, but dating (and presumably boning) Dianne Abbott makes him very brave man indeed.
Perhaps he’s got some sort of crush fetish? Or maybe a kink where he’s unaccountably attracted to King Kong or Mighty Joe Young?
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Probably spent his childhood, wanking to David Attenborough
Wildlife documentaries.
The fucking deviant, Pro-terrorist cunt👎
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Scrolling further down the Excess link, I saw that an 85 year old speedo has died in prison. For a brief and hopeful minute, it looked a bit like that piss-stinking, moaning old gobshite Heselslime.
He needs end of life care, the sort provided by a rope and trapdoor.
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Apparently her kids die a thousand deaths every time this Bush pig does something like, maybe baring a bit of skin 30 years ago but not now.
Put it away Nadia.
Taxi for mutton
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Nothing wrong with a bit of mutton in-between all the lamb.
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Benjamin Franklin advocated the idea of fucking older ladies.
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Nah! That was Wayne Rooney👍
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Evening CG, do yoi reckon Wayne encourages Colleen to put on an old lady wig, wear a sexy lilac cardigan with boiled sweeties in the pockets and a used tissue up one sleeve and, to emulate that post-menopausal arrid vagina, stuffs Colleen’s fanny with bicarb of soda and sand?
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Ben Franklin wrote a treatise on it.
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Bloody hell Thomas, that vision of Colleen is pure Mrs. Brown’s Boys…
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I was blissfully unaware of this. Those were happier times…..
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Fat lump
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Looks like my new girl. Her arse is like the moon but it isn’t like this, I just gravitate towards it.
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Natural women, always sexier.
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