Dead Pool [238]

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Well done to the cunt man of alcatraz who correctly predicted Eastenders Leonard Fenton who played Dr Harold Legg would be next to conk out.Fenton was 95.

On to Deadpool 238

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

59 thoughts on “Dead Pool [238]”

  2. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Willie Nelson
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Pope Benedict
    Billy Connelly

  3. Whispering Bob Harris
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  5. I’m starting to feel like I’m flogging a dead horse with these…
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

    • I think most of them are already dead, but I can’tbe arsed to check. You might have more luck if your picks have a pulse?

    • Sorry Lord, I had to check and all still barely alive! They just look dead. Could have sworn Mckenna got eaten by a lion, and Cribbins got murdered by the Potty time puppets, but that might have been Michael Bentine. Did you know that Virginia was married to Denholm Elliot, who surprisingly wasn’t gay, and that Dame Maggie is a bitch?

    • Yeah, I kind of get the feeling that cunt Colostomy Cliffy is refusing to die just to fucking spite me!

  7. Fuck it, all the good ones are taken.
    Wee Jimmy Krankie (dogging incident)
    Ukraine prime minister (neutron bom)
    Elton John (succumbs to the gayness after a long battle)
    Joe Biden (wanders into traffic while secret service distracted by a cloud that looks just like an elephant)
    Pierre Trudeau (combination of hypocrisy and evil white supremacists)

  8. Sylvester ‘AAAAADDDDDRIIIIIANNNNE’ Stallone
    Cliff ‘We’re all going on a Yew Tree dodging holiday’ Richards
    Trevor ‘Miserable miserable cunt’ McDonald
    Harvey ‘Epic window kicker’ Price
    Justin ‘I hope they never find out I’m a gay’ Bieber

  11. Owen Jones (from extended arse rogering)
    Nish Kumar (from choking to death on flour)
    Diane Abbott (from a surfeit of pies)
    Ash Sarkar (from the side effects of cuntitude)
    Ellen DeGeneres (from gingivitis of the fanny)

  14. Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Julie Andrews
    Robert Redford
    Paul Simon
    Art Garfunkel

    I did think about nominating Cumnock Cunt and the dyslexic Lord Biryani. I will have my revenge in this world or the next.

  15. Months I’ve put Dr legg down ! Soon as I dont the Doctor kicks the bucket.
    Tom Baker
    Leslie Phillips
    Jim Dale
    Bryan May
    Russell Grant

  17. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Josef fritzl
    Madeleine albright
    Ozzy Osborne

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