Dead Pool [237]

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Congratulations to Bob Frapples who correctly won Dead Pool 236 by picking Mafia Boss Ralph Natale who died aged 86.

On to Dead Pool 237.

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next: No duplicates. It is first cone first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal names from previous pools ( like black and white cunt usually does).

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless your nomination has already been nabbed.

5)Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we cant be arsed to check.

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [237]”

  1. Am I the only one who doesn’t give a fuck about Deadpool? Love this site. No interest in this part of it.

  2. Naomi Lethbridge (The Kray’s Lawyer)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shopkeeper)
    Julie Andrews (Actress & Songstess)
    Robert Redford (Actor & Director)
    Vanessa Redgrave (Commie Actress)

  5. Aung San Suu Kyi (to the tune of Chanson d’amour – ya ta ta ta ta)
    Joe Biden (from a cocaine overdose caused by sniffing his son)
    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (from terminal stupidity)
    Nish Kumar (from multiple injuries caused by thrown bakery products)
    Jacinda Ardern (from interrupting a Haka before an All Black’s game)

  8. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Josef fritzl
    Madeleine albright
    Dennis skinner

  9. Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Cliff ‘colostomy bag wearing kiddie fiddler’ Richard
    Andrew ‘private citizen’ Windsor
    Princess ‘Zee Germans’ Michael of Kent
    Stephen ‘I write scary stories’ King

  10. I don’t know who that cunt is, but the world is clearly a better place without him.
    On a lighter note, I was so close to replacing one of my regulars at the last nom with Barry Crier, but couldn’t decide which to drop.
    A missed opportunity for 15 secs of fame 😉
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

    • To be a true cunt it is required to have a morbid fascination for the demise of other cunts and satisfaction in the knowledge that the opposition has met with the grim reaper first.

    • Good call Dick FF. One of those egregious cunts that makes a living out of doing up houses on TV, latterly a Chateau or decrepid frog gaff. In between he whores it as a pseudo expert, tv chef and talking head on chat shows. Well worth a cunting if you can be arsed.

    • The entire family are chubbsters.

      The young lad is only 8 or 9. He’d feed a dark key pigmy family in the Congo for a year.

  15. Billy fucking Bragg
    Steve Wright in the Afternoon
    Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Sandi Tosvikg (fisted to death by a nubile young 20 something lesbian from Nigeria)

  16. Stop tossing Admin and post the now late Norman Fenton. Did have him a few years ago then other larcenous cunts kept thieving him. Was a regular nom so surely some cunter had him.
    Know me onions re Fenton. Employed the old cunt in a theatrical presentation a decade ago. He worked cheap and was not a stirrer/ marxist/ equity/ pain in the arse type cunt.
    R.I.P old heart.

    • Norman Fenton lives, Sir Limpers. It’s Leonard Fenton what’s snuffed it.

      Just rejoice at that news and congratulate our forces and the marines.

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