Dead Pool [237]

Congratulations to Bob Frapples who correctly won Dead Pool 236 by picking Mafia Boss Ralph Natale who died aged 86.

On to Dead Pool 237.

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next: No duplicates. It is first cone first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal names from previous pools ( like black and white cunt usually does).

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless your nomination has already been nabbed.

5)Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we cant be arsed to check.

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [237]

  1. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  2. Gutted I had Barry Cryer in the last DP and he’s just snuffed it too.

    Terry Waite
    Stuart Hall
    Moira Stewart
    Nerys Hughes
    Richie Blackmore

    • No you didn’t I think you will find I did he was one of my regulars but we can share in your guttedness.

  3. Roger Corman – US film director e.g. The Pit and the Pendulum & House of Usher.
    Len Deighton – Harry Palmer novelist e.g. Funeral in Berlin & The Ipcress File
    Hazel Chinery – Teddie of the Beverly Sisters
    Thomas Stafford – US astronaut Gemini 6A and 9A, Apollo 10 (the lunar orbit dress rehearsal for the Apollo 11 landing) & Apollo/Soyuz Test Flight.
    Terry Carter – US actor, 91 espisodes of 50s series The Phil Silvers Show (Sgt Bilko) as Pvt Sugarman (the token “well tanned” one), 7 years as Sgt Broadhurst opposite Dennis Weaver in the 70s TV series McCloud & Col Tigh in the original Battlestar Galactica TV series.

  4. Mike Nausbaum, familiar face actor, 97
    Dick Van Dyke, ex-alkie actor 96
    Jimmy Carter, puppet, 96
    Joss Ackland, familiar face actor, 94
    Leslie Phillips, suave-as-fuck actor, 97

    • Why would Michael J. Fox die soon? Because he has Parkinsons? He’s fine, he’s healthy, he’s very active in his many pursuits. He’ll live to be 80+.

      • Perhaps if he came out of retirement to make a film with Alec Baldwin his days could be numbered Cunty.

    • I don’t quite get the Shame McGowan being deadpooled all over the webz. Yes, he has had bad falls from being drunk and is now sober, so he’ll be fine, he has wife, loved ones. He won’t be going soon, probably in about 10 years. May the road ride rise t’ meet ya, Shane!

  5. Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    David Hockney
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Annette Crosbie.

    Nice work, Bob.

  6. Tim Healy
    Jimmy Nail
    Kevin Whately
    Timothy Spall
    Christopher Fairbank
    Well ‘Auf Wiedersehen’ does mean ‘Goodbye’.

  7. Demi Lavato
    Alexandria Ocazio Cortez
    Nancy Pelosi
    Adele
    James Corden

    Long shots but I dare to dream!

  8. Michael Berryman
    Derren Nesbitt
    Al Leong
    Michael Moore
    Chrissy Hynde

    Good darts Bob…

  9. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  10. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Willie Nelson
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Pope Benedict
    Billy Connelly

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