Congratulations to Bob Frapples who correctly won Dead Pool 236 by picking Mafia Boss Ralph Natale who died aged 86.
On to Dead Pool 237.
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next: No duplicates. It is first cone first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal names from previous pools ( like black and white cunt usually does).
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless your nomination has already been nabbed.
5)Please check your nominations haven’t already been taken as we cant be arsed to check.
Tom Courtnay
Rolf Harris
Freddie Parrot Face Davies
Tom Baker
Bamber Gascoign
0
Frank Field
Ted Turner
Ryan`O Neal
Joe Kinnear
Larry Storch
0
Henry Kissinger
Bobby Charlton
Barbara Walters
David Gold
Tony fucking Blair
1
Beast of bolsover
Clint Eastwood
Hazel o Connor
Eric Clapton
Kate price
0
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
1
Winner
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
David Irving
Rose West
David Icke
0
Gutted I had Barry Cryer in the last DP and he’s just snuffed it too.
Terry Waite
Stuart Hall
Moira Stewart
Nerys Hughes
Richie Blackmore
0
No you didn’t I think you will find I did he was one of my regulars but we can share in your guttedness.
1
Joss Ackland
Jack Smethurst
Sidney Cooke
John Nettleton
Glynis Johns
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Good darts Mr F
1
Thanks Cunty.
1
Leslie Phillips
Gudrun Ure
Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Burt Bacharach.
0
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Uncle Jack Charles
0
David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
John Boorman
James Caan
Erich Von Daniken
0
Freddie Foreman
Sammy Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Paul Sorvino
John Gotti Junior
0
Dennis Waterman
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Paula Wilcox
Sally Thomsett
0
Roger Corman – US film director e.g. The Pit and the Pendulum & House of Usher.
Len Deighton – Harry Palmer novelist e.g. Funeral in Berlin & The Ipcress File
Hazel Chinery – Teddie of the Beverly Sisters
Thomas Stafford – US astronaut Gemini 6A and 9A, Apollo 10 (the lunar orbit dress rehearsal for the Apollo 11 landing) & Apollo/Soyuz Test Flight.
Terry Carter – US actor, 91 espisodes of 50s series The Phil Silvers Show (Sgt Bilko) as Pvt Sugarman (the token “well tanned” one), 7 years as Sgt Broadhurst opposite Dennis Weaver in the 70s TV series McCloud & Col Tigh in the original Battlestar Galactica TV series.
2
Mike Nausbaum, familiar face actor, 97
Dick Van Dyke, ex-alkie actor 96
Jimmy Carter, puppet, 96
Joss Ackland, familiar face actor, 94
Leslie Phillips, suave-as-fuck actor, 97
0
Michael J Fox
Glenda Jackson
Magdi Jacoub
Jim Lovel
Leslie Caron
0
Why would Michael J. Fox die soon? Because he has Parkinsons? He’s fine, he’s healthy, he’s very active in his many pursuits. He’ll live to be 80+.
3
Perhaps if he came out of retirement to make a film with Alec Baldwin his days could be numbered Cunty.
4
Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
Bill Ward
John Astin
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Bob.
1
Ta Jack.
0
Ken Clarke
Melvyn Hayes
Jack Nicholson
Barry Newman
Bernie Eccleston
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane McGowan
0
I don’t quite get the Shame McGowan being deadpooled all over the webz. Yes, he has had bad falls from being drunk and is now sober, so he’ll be fine, he has wife, loved ones. He won’t be going soon, probably in about 10 years. May the road ride rise t’ meet ya, Shane!
1
Eddie Stobart
Alan Greenspan
David Hockney
Benjamin Ferencz
Annette Crosbie.
Nice work, Bob.
1
Ta Lib.
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
1
Tim Healy
Jimmy Nail
Kevin Whately
Timothy Spall
Christopher Fairbank
Well ‘Auf Wiedersehen’ does mean ‘Goodbye’.
1
Deborah James (BBC)
Bob Barker
Imelda Markos
Gene Hackman
Raul Castro
1
And Good Shooting Bob
1
Ta King.
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
Demi Lavato
Alexandria Ocazio Cortez
Nancy Pelosi
Adele
James Corden
Long shots but I dare to dream!
1
Michael Berryman
Derren Nesbitt
Al Leong
Michael Moore
Chrissy Hynde
Good darts Bob…
0
Ta Baron.
0
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Willie Nelson
Jerry Lee Lewis
Pope Benedict
Billy Connelly
0
Thieving Bastard
0
William Shatner.
June Lockhart.
Bill Wyman.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Timothy West.
0