Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of truly evil cunt Robert Durst.Durst was 78 and known as the “Jinx Murderer” who had recently been given a life sentence for the murder of his friend and also a neighbour.He was also suspected of killing his wife who disappeared in 1982.He was formerly known as a New York real estate heir. Rot in piss.
On to Dead Pool 235
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are on the way out.5 is your linit.No duplicates.It is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and pick someone elses nominations from the previous pools (Like Black and White cunt frequently does.)
2)Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have geard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool once selected.Only exception being if someone else has taken your pick already in the pool.
5)Please check you haven’t picked a name already nominated ( as we cant be arsed to check)
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Good darts Shaun
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Russell Bishop
Frank Field
Ted Turner
Vanessa Redgrave
Jerry Lee Lewis
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All five of these names are now shitting themselves.
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Well done Shaun!
When I first saw the pic, thought it was the unflushable turd B Liar.
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The Killer will never die! He’s actually legitimately scared that he’ll go to Hell. His fourth… no, FIFTH* wife who died in 1983 was almost certainly murdered by Jerry. Methadone overdoses at home are so fucking sus, man.
* Fourth wife drowned in a swimming pool, pffffft! Fuck’s sake.
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They need to make a PROPER, warts ‘n’ all movie of Jerry Lee Lewis when after he dies. That 1989 movie with Dennis Quaid as him is pure pish, such weak sauce, it was music biopics like that one that put people off making others if that was how they turned out. Apart from the scuppered Scorsese, Sinatra movie, there are loads of then lined up for 2022-2025: Elvis, Bowie, Madonna, Aretha, Dylan, Bob George (yeah, seriously), Marianne Faithful (Mars bar scene is a must!), Michael Jackson (oh fuck’s sake), Marvin Gaye, Bee Gees, John & Yoko (shudder), Amy Winehouse, Bob Marley and what will surely be amazing, one on Motorhead legend, LEMMY!
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Speaking shite: there is no David Bowie biopic lined up.
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Dennis Waterman
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Sally Thomsett
Paula Wilcox
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Clint Eastwood
The queen
Eric Clapton
Marky Ramone
Beast of Bolsover
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Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Daniel Barenboim
Ton Koopman
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Ken Clarke
Melvyn Hayes
Jack Nicholson
Barry Newman
James Taylor
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David Bailey
Valerie Perrine
John Boorman
James Caan
Erich Von Daniken
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Melvyn Bragg
Alan Price
Georgie Fame
Terence Stamp
Michael Aspal
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Roger Whitikar
Jack Smethurst
Joss Ackland
John Nettleton
Sidney Cooke
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Buzz Aldrin
Meatloaf
Takeshi 6ix9ine – (google him at your peril. Most likely will be a drive-by)
Gazza
Warren Buffet
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What a cunt he looks. Would make good reading if he got a ratat tat
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6ix9ine
Oh fuck me. We’ve came a long way since Perry Como.
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Congratulations, Harold?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-60080934
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Another wish list:
Suck Dick Khan
Tony Blair
Nicola Sturgeon
Gordon Brown
John Bercow
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All on the same day in a cocaine-gangbang gone wrong.
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John Carpenter
Al Leong
Tom Atkins
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissy Hynde
Another one bites the dust…
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William Shatner.
June Lockhart.
Bill Wyman.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Timothy West.
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Have to say that I’ve never heard of this cunt.
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There is a 6 part documentary about him “The Jinx”.It is available free online .Would highly recommend it.He was an evil cunt.
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David Berkowitz
Peter Tobin
David Irving
Rose West
David Icke
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Lily Allen
Katie Price
Ghislaine Maxwell
Sadiq Khan
Ken Livingstone
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Saddiq has been bagged by llf above
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Bugger!
George Soros.
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Neatly struck, Dr. Shaun.
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Congratulations (again), Shaun.
Geoff Capes
Larry Lloyd
Manfred Mann
Jim Norton (Bishop Brennan in Fr.Ted)
Douglas Trendle (né Woods) – better known as Buster Bloodvessel of Bad Manners
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The pope
Alex Salmond
Fat Reg
Fat Reg’s husband
Kiki Dee
If kiki is already dead can I sub in Harvey/ Katie Price. Pretty sure he’s just a latex muppet that slag pants operates with her hand. Like Nookie bear. Will never nom again if this doesn’t get me the glory.
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Jimmy Carter
Imelda Marcos
Bob Barker
Gene Hackman
Raul Castro
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David Hockney
Benjamin Ferencz
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Ken Morley
Nice work, Shaun.
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The Queen
Prince Charles
Gordon Brown
Bobby Charlton
Johnny Rotten
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Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
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Magdi Jacoub
Jim Lovel {space man)
Eleanor Bron
Michael J Fox
Leslie Caron
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The Blair creature
The Blair creature
The Blair creature
The Blair creature
The Blair creature
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Henry Kissinger
Barbara Walters
David Gold
Lord bastard Hezzelslime
Lord fucking bignose Kinnock
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Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Freddie Foreman
Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob).
Paul Sorvino
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Katie Price
Olivia Newton John
Pele
Michael Parkinson
Ghuislain Maxwell
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Klaus Schwab
George Soros
Bill Gates
Angela Merkel
Joe Biden
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Odins beat me to Katy Price and Gislain Maxwell so
Olivia Newton Jonh
Pele Micheal Parkinson
Pele
Bill Crosby
Mike Tyson
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Bang, outta the ground Shaun…
Steve Wright in the Afternoon
Billy Bragg (please dog)…
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Sandi Toksvikg
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