Dead Pool [235]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of truly evil cunt Robert Durst.Durst was 78 and known as the “Jinx Murderer” who had recently been given a life sentence for the murder of his friend and also a neighbour.He was also suspected of killing his wife who disappeared in 1982.He was formerly known as a New York real estate heir. Rot in piss.

On to Dead Pool 235

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are on the way out.5 is your linit.No duplicates.It is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and pick someone elses nominations from the previous pools (Like Black and White cunt frequently does.)

2)Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have geard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool once selected.Only exception being if someone else has taken your pick already in the pool.

5)Please check you haven’t picked a name already nominated ( as we cant be arsed to check)

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [235]

    • Well done Shaun!
      When I first saw the pic, thought it was the unflushable turd B Liar.

    • The Killer will never die! He’s actually legitimately scared that he’ll go to Hell. His fourth… no, FIFTH* wife who died in 1983 was almost certainly murdered by Jerry. Methadone overdoses at home are so fucking sus, man.

      * Fourth wife drowned in a swimming pool, pffffft! Fuck’s sake.

      • They need to make a PROPER, warts ‘n’ all movie of Jerry Lee Lewis when after he dies. That 1989 movie with Dennis Quaid as him is pure pish, such weak sauce, it was music biopics like that one that put people off making others if that was how they turned out. Apart from the scuppered Scorsese, Sinatra movie, there are loads of then lined up for 2022-2025: Elvis, Bowie, Madonna, Aretha, Dylan, Bob George (yeah, seriously), Marianne Faithful (Mars bar scene is a must!), Michael Jackson (oh fuck’s sake), Marvin Gaye, Bee Gees, John & Yoko (shudder), Amy Winehouse, Bob Marley and what will surely be amazing, one on Motorhead legend, LEMMY!

  1. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Barenboim
    Ton Koopman

  2. Buzz Aldrin
    Meatloaf
    Takeshi 6ix9ine – (google him at your peril. Most likely will be a drive-by)
    Gazza
    Warren Buffet

  3. Another wish list:
    Suck Dick Khan
    Tony Blair
    Nicola Sturgeon
    Gordon Brown
    John Bercow

  4. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Another one bites the dust…

    • There is a 6 part documentary about him “The Jinx”.It is available free online .Would highly recommend it.He was an evil cunt.

  5. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Neatly struck, Dr. Shaun.

  6. Congratulations (again), Shaun.

    Geoff Capes
    Larry Lloyd
    Manfred Mann
    Jim Norton (Bishop Brennan in Fr.Ted)
    Douglas Trendle (né Woods) – better known as Buster Bloodvessel of Bad Manners

  7. The pope
    Alex Salmond
    Fat Reg
    Fat Reg’s husband
    Kiki Dee
    If kiki is already dead can I sub in Harvey/ Katie Price. Pretty sure he’s just a latex muppet that slag pants operates with her hand. Like Nookie bear. Will never nom again if this doesn’t get me the glory.

  8. David Hockney
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Alan Greenspan
    Eddie Stobart
    Ken Morley

    Nice work, Shaun.

  9. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  10. The Blair creature
    The Blair creature
    The Blair creature
    The Blair creature
    The Blair creature

  11. Henry Kissinger
    Barbara Walters
    David Gold
    Lord bastard Hezzelslime
    Lord fucking bignose Kinnock

  12. Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    Freddie Foreman
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob).
    Paul Sorvino

  13. Odins beat me to Katy Price and Gislain Maxwell so

    Olivia Newton Jonh
    Pele Micheal Parkinson
    Pele
    Bill Crosby
    Mike Tyson

  14. Bang, outta the ground Shaun…

    Steve Wright in the Afternoon
    Billy Bragg (please dog)…
    Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Sandi Toksvikg

Comments are closed.