Congratulaions to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of US comedy legend Betty White.White was 99 and died 17 days shy of her 100th birthday.A film about her 100th is still set to be released still.Awkward.
On to Dead Pool 234
The rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think you will be next to conk out.Names are first come first serve .You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken
5)Please check your names havent already been taken.We cant be arsed to check.
Glynis Johns
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Barry Cryer
Julie Andrews
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Steve Wright in the Afternoon
Billy fucking Bragg
Geoff Boycott
Sandi Tosvikg
Henry Blofeld
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Jet Black
Colin Jeavons
Olivia Newton John
Doreen Mantle
Michael Barratt
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Jimmy Carter
Eleanor RoseLynn Carter
Gudrun Ure
Leslie Phillips
Sonny Barger
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Frank ‘you know what I mean ‘Arry’ Bruno
Prince ‘Anyone fancy Pizza Hut’ Andrew
Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag’ Richard
Adam ‘I can’t act worth a shot’ Woodyatt
Trevor ‘Moody, miserable Cunt’ McDonald
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George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
Pope Francis
Anthony Fauci
Michael Osterholm
Cuntgrats King Cunt
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Tom baker
Bill Turnbull
Tim Curry
Jim Dale
Michael Parkinson
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Did anybody have Lady Farnham, the Queen’s ‘Lady of Bedchamber’ in the Pool?
Does anybody know what a ‘Lady of Bedchamber’ actually does? Does she empty the royal pisspot or something?
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Not sure, but I know the person who wiped Phillips arse and emptied his piss bag was made redundant.
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President Bolsonaro
Dick Strawbridge
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Good shout for strawbridge, perfect candidate for covid if his crazy ass wife doesn’t top him first.
My noms:
Michael mcintyre
Ant and Dec
John Bishop
Prince Naseem
The annoying cunt on gogglebox. Holmes
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I missed Desmond Tutu and Sidney Poitier.
Both have been in my Dead pool on and off.
Buzz Aldrin
Meatloaf
Takeshi6ix9ine – (google him at your peril. I accept no responsibility for any Incredible Hulk style rage induced by looking at pictures of him or reading about him)
Gazza
Warren Buffet
1
Gene Hackman
Sophia Loren
Tony Bennett
Eve Marie Saint
Roy Hattersly
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